Jeff Dunham & Melvin "The Superhero"

[chocolatte200010]

@4:43 i just got the:

jeff: so does your wife have any powers?

melvin: yes, once a month, she becomes EVIL........

HAHA!! :)

[baassbooster]

Imagine Melvin coming around the corner,first you see his nose then nothing for an half an hour and then finally Melvin

haha

[TheBloodswordsman]

7:15

Holy SHIT!! DOBBY!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!

[slicksottia]

Stop staring at his nose, ladies ;)

[TheDennis911]

Wat kind of battle "checkers" omg lol

[GLLCJ]

wa hore

[iloveutaylorswift1]

this is so funny i love tham:)

[TeddyVanbrugh]

omg its kassemg

[TheWolsylad]

He has no powers! he's on meth! >_< hahahahaha

[911WasFun]

*Quote from the video*

Yay i'll get likes now. 

[JJ5x5ROBLOX2012]

@94vian

Why did you make this?

[JJ5x5ROBLOX2012]

Melvin, here's a tip: IT'S A WHORE NOT A FUCKING HORE. LEARN HOW TO SPELL U BASTARD

[IceKiller159]

omg its the lost brother of kassemG

[skimpy34]

@ZombiesFreakz shut the fuck up if you really believe that shit, you got somethin wrong

[TehBombSquadders]

Is it just me or does melvin kind of look like rick moranis?

[kapee187]

i kill for x ray vision it no wonder why superman hang with wonder women all the time;)

[MyRonny66]

retarded



[thelpguy1234]

melvin: like aha i can fly!

jeff: really?

melvin yes

jeff: how far?

melvin:how...far can you throw me?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[truckman63]

turn on the CC

[MsAbby1123]

hehe 7:13 his hair feel off!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL "Its the terrorists i tell you!"

[14krissykriss]

OMFG!! my stomach hurts like hell from laughing so hard XDD

[crazyboy916ful]

My arch enemy is pinochio

[jatal22]

wtf my superhero is spiderman which screws

lolololololol

[parresa101]

I LOVE LOOKING AT BOOBIES.......

[notme7up]

@parresa101 Good for you lol

[TheTyguy0814]

LOL AT 2:20 THE GIRL LOOKEDDOWN AT HER BOOBS!!!

[kacaramel]

THIS IS THE GAY SUPERHERO PEANUT WANTED XD

[rhaizenn1]

HE cant see through silicon!!!!

[Patsyhoolahan]

He's a cutie

[MegaLildevil99]

i can fly

oh how far

how far can you throw me

lol

[alysialuvsyou1]

If she had a theme song it would be... Ta ta ta ta! hehehehehehe!

[alysialuvsyou1]

Oh i forgot.... I can't see threw silicone..... ahahaha

[HuggableSpongebob]

"I can't swear"

ASS

SON OF A BITCH!

[littlemisslovebirdxx]

somehow ..i dont think the wig falling off him was part of the act..LOL

[Darez0rTheMilkPirate]

@littlemisslovebirdxx But then why wouldn't they just stick it on

[GuttenSnorre]

I'd like to see him fuck around with a caprino doll!

[antcollins1992]

they had the bomb the h bomb now its time for him to drop the f bomb and say hey terrist f u

[cain778]

Melvin:You have 5 men in a suitcase... and one of them is on a stick....Who silding down the pervertiable batpole now... If u had a theme song it would be la la-la laaaaaa.

Jeff:you know i have a wife and kids.

Melvin:so does tom cruise xD

[edinakoolman]

Hi ......u really good ...keep going on make people happy.Regrds from people from Aruba

[GuttenSnorre]

without the hair, he looks like a gnome!

[weenatzyc]

DA DA DA DAAAAAAA



[weenatzyc]

hes got alot ove issuse dosent he  she because even becomes evil and i cant defeat her and our kids runs in terror

[weenatzyc]

if she had a costume she would have two D's on her chest

[koko321ish]

"she aCTS LIKE A H-O-R-E YOU MEAN W-H-O-R-E WHATS A WHORE?

[koko321ish]

aqua man melvin: thats great he has the same super powers as spongebob

[koko321ish]

peanut:your wife is a corndog. jose on a stick:on a stick!!!!!!!

[aryannacupcakezz96]

you have 5 men in a suite case... and one of them is on a stick!

[Spikey100000]

If she had a theme song TA TA TA TAAAAA

If she had a super suit double D

XD

[animal872]

"Hey terrorists, F you!"

what's a wa-hore?

[rigby1232]

funny as hell

[TheFreakifier]

This looks like a job for Slim Fast! LOL

[darthom]

'I love looking at boobies' and a girl in the audience looks down at her chest. LOL

[ekatkale888]

Tatataaaaaaaaaa

[MuFFiNRAWR1]

bahahahah it wasnt achmed who did that 2 his hair, he was wearing a wig the whole time

[JacobineVn]

ahhww he's so cute!

[flowergirlflower1]

i like soup

[CasimusxPrime]

@RockGirlMe123 It was actually cupcakes.....and porn.

[CasimusxPrime]

"Where'd you get the costume? That my friend is a superhero secret. eBay? Damnit! How did you deduce that? There's a tag on the back that says eBay, it's a plain as the nose on you...oop sorry".

[shabalabajoe]

Jeff: Can you fly?

Melvin: Yes.

Jeff: How far?

Melvin: How far can you throw me?

Jeff: Have any other powers?

Melvin: X-ray vision. Really-Ah-Hah

Jeff: Can you see through anything practical--like clothes.

Melvin: Oh you're sick......Yeess.

[corporalgarcia1439]

his hilarious

[katkat3able]

Melvin- You know my wife met Lois Layne once.

Jeff- Really?

Melvin- Uh-huh, she said she acted like an H-O-R-E

Jeff- You mean W-H-O-R-E

Melvin- What the f*** is a Wa-hore...??

[elsangrecaliente]

What's a wuh-hore? Is that like a Klingon? LMAO

[MrsDragona7]

Tattattaatàààà

[theriprobbie]

ahaha so funny

[theriprobbie]

@theriprobbie pfhahaha so funny

[theriprobbie]

Reageren op deze video...ahaha so funny

[neoek2575]

What's ur most outstanding feature? lol

[11DRAMALOVER11]

I first mistook him for Mr. Bean. :D

[justxchillx10]

LOL XD



[DROponce]

aqua man has the same powers as sponge bob (lol)

[SuperRocker671]

7 people Skeleton Octnath: I kill you!!

[tHeyOuNgFwAnG]

Do u have any super hero friends?

Like who?

Aquaman, I like aquaman he can breathe underwater and talk to fish.

Then he has the same powers as Spongebob.

Hahahahahaha!

[frankjoeboxer]

he he

[123mimigirl1]

jeff:so u have any weekness?

melvin:cupkaces and porn

crowed loling

melvin:well not at the same time i need a free hand

LOL

[ntinosmtr]

come on where is melvin today ?i preffer melvin from bubba j!

[robloxguggi]

He wasn't bought on ebay ... it took 3 months to make Melvin ... Jeff should know himself

[xCuddles34]

@robloxguggi No, the costume was bought on Ebay.

[robloxguggi]

@xCuddles34 oooohh .... 

[sexymeiamsexy]

whats the D stand for?

oh thats my theme song.

whats your theme song?

Da-Da-Da-Daaaaaa

lmfao!

[EmoMatt5192]

YOU HAVE 5 MEN IN A SUITCASE AND ONE OF UMS ON A STICK!

lmao XD

[baijokull]

So does Tom Cruise!!!! xD  bwahahahahaha

[100p3y]

LOL!! wats a wahore??? xD

[kucoru16]

That advertisement was discriminatory towards teenage girls

[tobester1997]

YOU HAVE FIVE MEN IN A SUITCASE, AND ONE OF THEM IS ON A STICK!!!

LOL.

[kkrjsol]

cancer



[pohbear10]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ah ha ha

[MrWWEFiguresVideos]

Did u ppl know tht he makes his puppets? i found tht out today! lol

[tobester1997]

@MrWWEFiguresVideos SAME

[bulldogsrock9]

Can you fly YES! How far How far can you throw me ?

[123thestickman]

melvin the bald super hero

[MichelleAndKarah]

why do people like type in the words they say its getting really annoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shamwow56]

"you have five men in a suitcase...and one of em's on a stick! Who's sliding down the pervertal batpole now? If you had a theme song it would be LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAA!"

"You know I have a wife and kids?"

"So does Tom Cruise!"

lol gets me everytime

[unowho007]

AWSOME VIDEO

[dramachick2223]

All his puppets r perverts!!!!!

[midgetman11215]

I luv lookin' at BOOBIES!!!

haha LOL

[koolnick6965]

jeff:whats ur other power

melvin;e-ray vision!

jeff;well can u c through something practical like clothes

meilvin; ur sick........................YE­S!

[Jinxed1jinxed]

super hooters tata ta ta hilarious

[nosnhoj99]

LOOK ITS MR BEAN WITHA BIG NOSE!!!!!!

and no hair... he's impersinating britney spears when she was on crack...

[Danigo00]

yes with the anha.... LOVEEEEEEEEEE IT

[rocklobster1]

why doesn't he show up on the Jeff Dunham show?

[4everSrB]

4:48 nice :D

[tamarinda334]

Lol Jeff:So MElvin you got any powers.

Melvin:Aha!

Jeff: Realy?

Jeff: like what ?

Melivin: i could fly.

Jeff: How far?

Melvin: how far can you throw me?

[monkysrock1178]

I love when he loses his hair! Oh dearie!

[Nascarrrrrrfan]

@monkysrock1178 Son of a bitch! I lol'd so hard ROFL

[xNiens]

da da-da daaaaa

[popcornOlen]

@xNiens ta-ta-ta-taaaaa

[GamerJayakaLedian125]

ebay, woo!

[toothboy3]

i love how he says "YESS"

[iComment2k9]

lol i was just watching the making of him :D

[drake123josh]

me too

[randomkid61]

me too xD

[armyboy1997]

melvin (i was battlening a terrorist)

jeff (achmed)

Melvin(yes)

lolroflmfao

[Panic8506]

i love the thing he dose after avery ansver the "ahaáa"

[linpei5189]

" now is time for him to drop the F bomb"  xD

[Guesswho1021]

"Hey terrorist, eff you!!!!"

[TheMonkeylover11]

lol. Do u think he made the hair fall of on purpose?

[LukeRusher]

he did check out my playlist and it will awnser your question

[10productions]

melvin is supposed to have prostate cancer he got from catwoman s he took medication and his hair falls of thats the joke

[Orkilismo]

nope , cancer is nnot reeeaaly an STD...i don't think jeff would make such a bad joke

[mauromark1]

yes cause i saw haw he mad melvin

[luigi7897897]

yes. I watched the extras and he said that it was going to happen in the act

[brickmaster24]

yes

[10000colts]

do u know what i hate aboute this movie...the ending

[commentator567]

jeff dunham is my fav comedian nobody is better. Dont contradict me

[redface999]

this is fuckin funny i almost shit my pants

[m3razer]

i love achmed i wached this when i was stownd out of my face try it now love it yh

[XbOy28]

this isnt as good as the one on comedy central

[tr951]

" U know i have wife and kids...  So does tom cruse!" omfg owned ;D

[xrbl00dx]

omg

it owns

[ArkantosDT]

Jeff Dunham's puppets tend to have a few hair related problems

[coasterking]

Well according to his DVD, the hair was intended to come off like that!

[Hypnotizzy]

I almost cried when his hair fell off. XD

"Duhh Duh Duh Daaauuuughh!!!!"

[Giselle876]

can you stop a speeding bullet??

once(LOL) SHUT UP!! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!

[big99e]

lol

[isozaki]

Da da da daaaaaahhhhh........son of a bitch!

[ironvoodoo757]

jeff:can you leap over a tall building?

melvin:why the hell would i wanna do that?

jeff:superman does that

melvin:whats the fuss about just walking around it?

[HomiezAllowed]

"So do u have any weakness's?"

"cupcakes...and porn...!!! Well not at the sam time!! I need a free hand " :D :D :D :D :D

[94vian]

Jeff: Were did you get the Costume?

Melvin: that my friend is a superhero Secret!

Jeff: ...Ebay!

Melvin: Damnit!!!

funny shit, yeah

[GuitarGuyFilms]

@94vian The moment I read this comment I heard him saying those things xD

I was like "wdf no way" hahahaha..

[Cougars4life2012]

He said he can't curse then when his hair falls off he says, "Son of bitch!"

[Giselle876]

it's not really a curse word...

[Cougars4life2012]

That my friend is a superhero secret..

Ebay!

Dammit! How did you deduse that..

There's a tag on the back. =D

[dragongirl1159]

Jeff:what does the "D" stand for?

Melvin:oh thats my theme song.

Jeff:You have a theme song?

Melvin:yeah. Da da da daaaaaa.

lol. luuuuv it

[roc1996]

who won melvin or achmed

[newguy1357]

achmed is my fav.

[aroundtheworldagain]

Jeff: Can u stop a speeding bullet?

Melvin: Once...Shut UP! It Hurts! lol! the other bit

Jeff: Do u change in a phone booth like superhero?

Melvin: What? He's Got Issues.

[theTacoboy]

lol