Billy Mays - Quick Chop

[camofrog44]

Hi, Billy mays here with a special tv offer.......

[goeiecool9999]

You know it's a little bit small.

(Thats what she said.)

[ItzRedsnow]

Hi Billy Mays selling you the earplug 2000's because I'm about to shout at you!!!!

[GuinneaPigTV]

R.I.P. Billy mays

[herodragon98]

Fuck you vince...

[5ThunderStorm5]

0:30 'it has the power to chop nuts' lol

[jingjong12]

I'd tap that.

[crazyulah]

1:06 WHICH ASSHOLE CUTS LIKE THAT..

[IBriansit0]

1:03,What kind of exemple is that?!

[lakeregionrunning]

uhhh you mean the slap chop! you'll love my nuts

[ChuWanggAmes]

:'( keep choping man...keep chopping :'(

[coolnerd10810]

@Huntor14  xD Slap Chop

[sassydrummer42]

@Anon371 because he's dead...

[rawwtheman]

01:22 jizzing

[crusher955]

I didn't care Michael Jackson died, but I was fucking pissed when Billy Mays died.

[armasalla]

hola soy billy mays y con 2 simples pasos puedo patearte el culo

[Firedragon41520]

r.i.p billy mays

[SuperAwesomeWorld112]

Anon, he's dead

[Huntor14]

But it doesn't pop open like a butterfly

[Anon371]

why don't they kepp airing billy's ads anyway?

[TheMadeMan89]

at least he didn't say your going to like my nuts like the new guy

[japimmi]

MAISSSSSSSSSS

[japimmi]

awenabillyMAYS!

[DNaidoo95]

You're gonna love my nuts

[weasleytwinsgurl]

hmmm where hae Iseen this before? lol

[gamepowners88]

BUT WIL IT BE ABLE TO CHOP MY NUTS?

[OngBak56]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS

[howhow54321]

I WANT TO ORDER NOW

[pendulumharry]

EPIC MEAL TIME!

[MrMattnethan]

thumbs up if you miss billy mays like hell

[jvome]

Billy Mays here!

[bb0yba0]

every other video seemed more quiet after watching this.

[fierothehedgehog]

This guy could sell a Zune to Steve Jobs.

[donuthead551]

Rotating Action > Butterfly Opening

[2BCBattlefield]

But why cant i just use the kitchen knife? It does the same thing but faster

[fierothehedgehog]

You're gonna love his nuts!

[BlueFlyFly96]

the only tears you'll cry are tears of joy! lol!!!!!

[Vetonator]

I just watched an add to see an add...

[HTFsplendid]

you're going to love my nuts

[dengarassassin]

That was an awful lot of shouting lol.

[PixelCookies]

Heres how to order:... .>silence<.

[TheRaphael951]

RIP Man ;)

[VampedIron]

FUCK THE SLAP CHOP! 

[Nesyaj]

I miss Billy Mays. that guy that replaced him sucks =[

[THEx7project]

........... *Cries*

[SHOCKFIRE101]

I'm not a woman, I just one of Billy may's biggest fans and the fact that someone insulted him like that just pissed me off

[punkrocker69mm]

Billy Mays WON! LOL!

[hyaeyoun]

stop yelling at me!!!!

[Lijnie235]

this reminds me of southpark, chipotleaway :D

[LFDHxGamingX]

Your gunna love my nuts...wrong video

[system3142]

This guy could sell me my own pair.

[SHOCKFIRE101]

DickCabeza123, how dare you... You worthless piece of crap! If you really admired Billy at all, you would've never abandoned him. He is only a victim along with many others who has suffered the effects of drugs. I forgive him of what he did and I still love his commercials. Apparently, you don't have enough brains to have a heart and who knows, you'll probably end up taking drugs like him and share his fate. The difference is thousands still remember Billy, but no one will remember you. EVER.

[DustyCrumpet]

@SHOCKFIRE101 are you a woman

[Te4RHyP3]

i wanna see this guy sell whores

[sasukeissocute123]

this infomercial...is exactly what the slapchop is..except with high quality caps lock rage from the one and only billy mays!

[needstoregister]

I use mine to cut coke

[kelvin94fernandez]

I actually wanna buy even though i might not used but maybe someday I will so ill buy it.

[zmulisos]

GET ROTATING ACTION for free :)

[Danielfhn]

Vince's is better!

[ErikPaterson]

He sold me on this within seconds.

[IITruProductionz]

@CreeperSl4yer That was ripped off this. Open your eyes.

[IITruProductionz]

@thierryu3 Seeing that the first Billy Mays commercial I saw was in 2000.. Wouldn't be surprised. You just now figured who Billy Mays was?

[suckswithpivot]

Hi it's billy mays with slapchop,,, wait... WHAT?

[bestkutter]

I'd tap that!

[XDinky]

I need one. now.

[system123123]

i don't like his nuts

[00chelz]

holy crap its an older version of the slap chop, it doesnt even count as a takeoff its the EXACT same thing

[xRyki]

HAHAHAH THIS IS EPIC MEAL TIME!!!!

[stevv321]

It may have the power to chop nuts, but do we love Billy's nuts as much as Vince's?

[HNABYN]

OMFG I WANT IT...

[hcbd123]

Look up slap chop long version with vince- slap chop is a rip off

[Pricysoap]

@hcbd123 I think the slap chop was made first! but im not sure! 

[TStYLe1990]

Wants me to buy one ^^

[camrox156]

SAUCE BOSS? from epic meal time?

[lunarsquish]

VINCE STEALS BILLY MAYS`S IDEAS! remember zorbeez? now there is sham-wow.remember quick chop? now there is slap chop GO BILLY MAYS R.I.P

[preschoolpimpan]

@lunarsquish they dont make the products bro, they just pitch for the cooperation that makes them, lol 

[Granish]

potatoes arent vegetables ffs >_>

omg,,,,,

off topic R.I.P Billy

[Nyplux3]

keep tapping



[TheRealDoctorBonkus]

Lol, "the only tears you'll cry, are tears of joy" xD

[Worgenitis]

R.I.P billy mays

[frozzenwaterfall]

who has seen the epic rap battle with him before? -> *thumbs up*

[tomvercruysse]

:billymayshere:

[Caesar453]

EREH SYAM YLLIB IH

[TheIznotpossible1]

this is better than slap chop



[MechanicalAri]

@Infiltrator667 billy, he was the shamwow guy, then he died, so there is this new guy

[OneMillonAce]

well I want one of those

[cmartin53096]

p.s , this is just like the slap chop commercial. vince must hav looked @ this for inspiration

[cmartin53096]

oooh, rotating action!

[VaportheFox9]

.. LOLOLOOL -useing this at school- 8D

[CounterNerd]

BILLY MAYS EVEN HAS THE POWER TO CRUSH ICEBERGS

AMAZING

[ItzPebble]

@CounterNerd ahaha

[emhean]

R.I.P

[randomstuff6791]

chops nuts O_O OMFG

[supersandwitch14]

I like how his voice goes down as he says 'just pay separate processing and handling'

[CreeperSl4yer]

Billy Mays, the only guy able to talk in caps lock... Rest in peace man D:

[OnlyRoke]

@CreeperSl4yer first part of your post made me laugh, second made me cry

[Nuvenim]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS

[SuperBearsfan101]

I'm proud to say that I bought almost everything he sold

[Mac1634]

Rest in peace, Billy Mays. A born salesman if there ever was one. He could sell me my own left testicle for 3 easy payments of $19.99.

[styxlover908]

RIP Billy May. May his Bargain Selling Sould Rest in Peace

[Trunker21]

I miss this guy. He rocked the pitch and made late night loud and fun.

[claire1667]

looks like Vince has a competitor

[mariocake1]

You won't believe me if I told you my last name is Mays.

Fuck ye.

[nucksfordacup]

RIP Billy Mays.

[DickCabeza123]

Piss on you Billy. Fucking junkie. You were my hero, then you got fucked up on drugs, I was crushed. Fuck You !

[thierryu3]

who came here when you saw south park and then you suprised the voice are the same...

[galil56]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS

[Bombastuss]

WHY IS HE SHOUTING AT ME?!

[TheRPGman333]

Has the power to chop NUTTS

[m1kke1995]

i love how he is saying quick :D

[9manny99]

Slap Chop robbed this

[yokabaka]

"The only tears you'll cry are tears of joy" haha imma get that

[warfare2marty123]

He's dead

[CreeperSl4yer]

I'm sorry but, Slap Chop and Graty anyone?

[TheCheckerboardNinja]

:billymayshere:

[titomister10]

R.I.P Billy Mays

[stoneiousprime]

Your gonna love vince's nuts

[UrAnus1231]

It's just SUCH GOOD footage to poop. Holy shit.

[Nykk27]

HERE"S HOW TO ORDER !

...

...

Dafug

[motorhomekid123]

What would happen if you put a finger in there. and nuts really, human male nuts?be specific.

[codehazard]

Has the power to chop nuts! 0:28

[Hunch89Productions]

Hmmmmm.... Quick Chop, Slap Chop.....

[TheWackadooFuckhead]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TECK1337]

BILLY MAYS: It has the power to chop nuts!

TECK1337: Oh dear...

[godessceline]

"The only tears you'll be crying are tears of joy."

Or pain, because I think my ears just got raped.  Ouch.

[MrCSowns]

0:26 LOL

[MrCSowns]

0:25 HAHAHA LOL

[MrCSowns]

0:27 HAHAHA LOL

[ertyhn2303]

Vince Offer is better

[TECK1337]

@ertyhn2303 No Billy Mays is better because he can actually advertise his stuff with the confidence and the loud voice of a true advertiser. Vince's ads are poor and worthless.

[361spitfire]

why are u yelling at me :'(

[The7guys]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS!

[rayblack2004]

man I want one of those :)

[ACWlads]

the grater ... for grating all types of jesus

[FetidToecheese]

Who puts raw chopped onions on their fecking soup?

[rovertaiwan278]

CANT BEAT THAT VINCE

[ancientsea1]

wish the TV deal was with billy mays

[TheBloodyVengeance]

Looks like that potato is not so tough anymore...

[009ziggy]

rip the lord of the pitch

[D3nZiG]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS.

[TheSeatownkid]

This is the better version of the slap chop only because of billy mays

[Anthonythebest1]

billy mays was the chuck norris of kicking stains ass

[TheGreatestClips]

Here's how to order?

[xKab01]

ORDER RIGHT NOW! OR WE'LL CHOP YOUR DICK OFF!

[revenger1997]

Omg, isn't this similar to the slap chop?

[falcord]

I HAVE THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS.

[CaptainLemonPants]

keeepp tapppingg

[zonip67]

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING

[gamer6595]

EPIC MEAL TIME, FOR YOU!!! (btw i like epic mealtime rlly much) sixpackshortcut has a nice epicmealtime too its rlly funny TBH!

[WUNDENFL4MME]

So, this did the guy of EPIC MEAL TIME before.

LOL

[DakNJaxter]

wow, that's the fist time an ad has actually worked on me in a while.

[Kalell1701]

R.I.P. Billy.

P.S. HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M A CORPORATE TOOL.

[andacg1]

It has the power to chop nuts!

[YouHaxerr]

I'd use this for chopping my weed

[angelo270696]

the only person to speak the canterlot royal voice.

[MaryPoppins917]

This is a Slap Chop...

[ChibiChii24]

HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO SPEAK IN CAPS LOCK!!!!

[AlexMitan]

Quick Chop didn't have the muscle to crush ice. Billy did. R.i.p.

[LoveYouFredF]

mmm i could eat that cheese, i love cheese, dont you love cheese:)

[besie0]

1:06 WHO THE FUCK USES A KNIFE LIKE THAT?!

[dance43al]

@besie0 me o_o?

[tandis97]

@besie0 you

[PangyaGamer]

RIP Billy mays ;(

[Xplorer379]

tears of joy

[ShipWreckAndHaloFan]

vince,go to hell and die

[Azunaii]

"It has the power to chop nuts" - Win!

[ObijeeTeeVee]

"The power to chop nuts" You hear that Vince? Go back to loitering outside the Strip Clubs pl0x

[TheMecube]

Lol it comes with a grater too

[TheMecube]

SLAP CHOP!

[strawzy96]

this is the usa version of barry scott :P

[MrDiem2]

And I use to think full beards were for bums only, now I know it's for bums and REAL men!

[TheKingKiddNova]

has the power to chop nuts. EW

[Owneador1337]

"Hard vegetables" like "POTATOES".

My brain hurts.

[ShadowFirestormPony]

Oh yeah... I am sure he is selling wings to angels in the heaven now.

I miss him yelling at me to buy stuff i actually don't need.

[TheVTP]

Dude How the fuck do i order?!

[MrRobert1104]

IT HAS THE POWER TO CHOP NUTS!

[SuperStevebarnes]

Sounds like he's talking against a wall or something :D

[SniPerK1rK]

THE FASTEST EASIEST SAFEST WAY TO CHOP MINCE OR DICE ANY VEGETABLE!!

[weewoozesty]

@SniPerK1rK lol its nowhere near fast. look at all the preparation you would need to get the things to fit in there to begin with. by the time you actualy get the stuff chopped up to be small enough to be chopped up in that. you could have just run your knife through the stuff again and got same results

[sarahLcthatsme]

@weewoozesty Its faster , my aunt has one . 

[weewoozesty]

@sarahLcthatsme i think the speed thing depends on the person behind the knife now that i think about it. im pretty fast with it.

@weewoozesty Yeah ,  Is suppose :) but it is safer .