Mozzarella Balls - Artie Lange and Mom

[bcskotty]

Starting my christmas with this song

[RasputinSir]

one time a chick[that dressed like a guy] came by my house to chk out a room I was renting,She was walking through &I told her about the GAY guy that used to live across the street who called the town on me &caused a lot of problems for me.She said"you don't HATE gay people do you?" I said no .I only hate people who call the town code scum on me.

she acted LIKE I CALLED THE GUY A FAG!!!!,,,,WHICH HE WAS.

[britneystakes]

To the pister of this video: FUCK YOU

[Lvduggo69]

Artie is a real nice guy. He helps more pepole than Howard ever did. Lending $ and spending $ to make the show better than Howard robin Fred and Gary.

[Makaveli25x]

too bad howard this faggot ruined his own show. dont say fag! dont talk bad about my horse face wife! dont be mean to religious people! my shrink told me to be nice to everybody! fuckin fruit

artie is the only guy or was the only real guy on that show. its turned into a bunch of faggots talking about american idol and chess all day now. artie was the only guy to tell howard that he doesnt care about that shit

[amykomatic]

I miss Artie! I hope he's recovering.

[porpus99]

@amykomatic Well, hope no longer, for Artie recently did a gig some where, and shall soon be going back on Howard to explain himself. Ive seen a recent picture of him, and he looks great. Lost a lot of weight, and almost looks like he did when he was dating Dana. google search artie lange news and look for a site called avebabygorilla. It should be on the first search result page:

[porpus99]

@amykomatic savebabygorilla*

[jeembo420]

Hey Art when you come back ill be there FIRE!!!!!!

[Shadowshabby]

Ha ha, I love this one! Oh I miss Artie so much. :-(

[tremer88]

cool, artie gave us an italian language speaking lesson haha

[austintoebosch]

Yeeeaah fiyah!

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

Laurie Metcalf's hot

[lobelia2]

buffalo wings.

[mykill66six]

I love Artie. This song made me poop my pants when I first head it! I hope Artie recovers from his suicide attempt soon and returns to the Stern show. Be well, Artie, you mother fucker!!!!!!! FIRE!!!

[porpus99]

Artie Lange was the best thing to happen to the Stern show sence the Gary Puppet. I hope he come back, because i think that show held him together as long as he did. It brought him out of that abyss known as drugs. Withotu Howard and Robin he wouldnt be alive. He has got to come back and continue to call Sal and Richard Fags.

[bubleta]

One of the best bits ever on the show.

[bradnugget]

haha, you said the same thing 11 months ago.

[polizzi82]

wish he would show up so they can play this on the show!

[johnnybags68]

Jack Daniels and vicodin. LMAO

[losjangeles]

mootzarelle

[NyYankees1985]

not mootzarelle you fukkin wonderbread wop

mootzadelle

forget you ever even saw the word mozzeralla

[hcvang]

@NyYankees1985 it's all cheese to me.

[bubleta]

The baby gorilla is the best! In the words of Jackie.....WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWHO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blacktarp]

You keep eating Artie!

[OjaiRoy]

This song will mean so much to Artie when his mom passes away. Wait, what am I thinking.... his MOM will outlive him!

[bubleta]

One of the best bits ever on Stern. You go you Fat Fisherman!

[nash613]

this is fucking great

[Mauriceparsons]

This is my new favorite Christmas song.

[proedgebiker]

yesterday's stern show reminded me of this great seasonal song  LOL!!!

[repoben]

classic A+++++++++++

[VisitorsChannel]

Artie rules!

[RasputinSir]

What kindof an EyeTalian Name is Lange???Is that like Vito langenini????

[putasuzia]

I love Artie, but he sounds like such a fucking dirty guinea greaseball when he uses that accent. Thank God I'm Sicillian.

[jas22]

sicilian = what the boot steps on. garbage.

[Mauriceparsons]

You must be a fourth generation Sicillian at least. We're all gavones. Fuck everybody.

[jonnybgood88]

Sad pathetic

[Dibrini]

I'm gonna miss hearing this if Artie leaves.

[enigma414]

he ain't going anywhere. His act will go from carnegie hall to levy's comedy club in the romada inn

[Dibrini]

More like the Red Roof.

[ElCid4321]

Do any of you Eye-talians eat any Chef-Boyardi ravioli or spagetti out of a can? These are my favorites.

[putasuzia]

I DO LOL.

[DrHeathenScum]

Jack Daniels And Vicodins

[sgv626sgv626]

HE EATS LIKE A BLOB......

[bdicat]

Hey, leave us blobs alone.

[TULOWCANADEZO]

i love this song i just wish it was longer

[Puckor]

He says Mezza Fanook. Mezza is half (like Mezza Luna (half moon), etc) and Fanook is deragatory for homosexuals. It means 'half a fag'.

[k6cam]

yep mezzo fanook - used in the Sopranos as well... half fag

[MattocasterTN]

What the hell is a 'half fag'? You're either a cocksucking homo or you aren't.

[enigma414]

good point

[putasuzia]

that's the typical low life guinea way of saying fenoccio. fenook. what a fucking fat greaseball. i bet he doesn't even know what it it.  it's fennel you asshole lol.

[cholulasaucehot]

hello asshole

[ryansaif]

Sal wrote the song you douche. You're such a douche, go douche yourself...docuhe.

[tenorismo]

@Puckor Its not deragatory . Its dialect for fags.

[Djclyve]

I love this song! Where can I get it on mp3?

[jdurkee003]

For christmas this year I am bringing home some mozzarella balls!! A new tradition is born.....

[bdicat]

Hmm, very pretty mom, single?

[ROBERTKEITHBEATY]

that's not artie's real mom...only the one in his movie beerleauge!

[w1104717]

love this song.

[alex61396]

best of the best.....sfogliatelle!!!!

[nascarbabe49]

excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[millaz]

strubila, schveidelle

and some fresh biscuits

raviolis and canolis

I eat em up like a mesa fanook

Someone know what the fuck he's really singing?

[youtubblows]

# Mozzarella mozzarella mozzarella balls I eat 'em like Tic Tacs and swallow them whole Brasciole and scarole with buffalo wings Jack Daniels and Vicodins Mozzarella mozzarella for my Artie with fresh manicotti and calamari Zupa de pesce and broccoli rabe He eats like a slob

[youtubblows]

Serve it it up

serve it up

'cause I love to eat and I'll drink until I fall

Mama and me

Me and Artie

We love mozzarella balls

Yeaah!

Fiyaah!

[youtubblows]

Serve it it up

serve it up

'cause I love to eat and I'll drink until I fall

Mama and me

Me and Artie

We love mozzarella balls

Yeaah!

Fiyaah!

[ahighergod]

Fuck you, Artie! Hi, Fred!

[putasuzia]

F JACKIE LOL.

[vettegator]

mozzadell mozzadell for my artieeeee, fresh manicot and calamariiiii

[millaz]

Someone should try to post the lyrics

[shortylvn01]

yes, I was just searching for them.

[Eethy]

i've been looking this the last 2 weeks.

Thank god someone made a video.

[flex2006]

yea the best song parody they have

[longpolefool]

Sal's best work by far

[TsumiAM91]

hahaha that was soo good on the show when they were talking about that :P

[mickbynes]

Mozzarella Balls is an awesome song.