Dusty Rhodes is the Cold-Blooded Sausage Maker

[MySpaceSuckx]

i could watch it all day... Dustys promos r like a lava lamp... u cant help but stare lol its amazing...

[buffalosbm1]

Lol. It's real easy to tell someone to shut the hell up nigger when your on line... Yawn! Can't you white people come up with something new like.... Shut up monday. No one likes mondays. Or corn shit. Nigger is sooo yesterday.

[TheLizardKing1967]

Classic 1985

[BIGRED224FOREVER]

dusty is crusty.old and needs a bra!

[TheDc316]

Cold Blooded Sausage Eater????? MATT HARDY????????

[playboydig12]

Upon further review, this one isn't even that good. I've seen WAY better promos from Dream. Hard Times comes to mind.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 Upon further review, you're a total douche. You can shove your further review. Who do you think you are? The fucking IRS?

[playboydig12]

@GohModley WHOAH, BIG FELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Easy on the swearing. I'm a preacher.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 You love Jesus so much you wanna fuck him in the mouth.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley LOL. You're a funny guy. I'm 6'1", 240lbs. I wrestled and boxed in high school and after. I could probably beat the life out of a little internet bully pip-squeak like yourself. But you're rather entertaining, and I'm saved. God bless you.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 I'm saved too. I'm also real impressed with your high school achievements. Certainly more impressive and hardcore than serving 4 combat tours in Iraq. Now go preach how much cum you wanna shoot down the lamb of god's throat.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley 4 combat tours in Iraq, and now you're reduced to trying to bully people over the internet? And what's the fascination with gay sex? Clearly you had a little too much idle time between 'missions' in Iraq. Any hand to hand (or in you case, hand on man) over there? You couldn't survive 4 days in my neighborhood, let alone 4 tours in the Middle East. Nice try, though.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 I'd fuck you in the mouth, boy. Teach you to respect vets.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley WOW, you're really gay!!!! And I respect vets, just not pseudo-intimidating homo-bloggers like yourself.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 You got no idea who you talking to, nigger boy! Now shine my shoes.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley It's 2011, not the 60's. You're pathetic. I'm not even offended by that, I'm amused.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 I didn't ask if you were offended. I told you to shine my fucking shoes, nigger, NOW SHINE, BOY!

[playboydig12]

@GohModley Okay, where are you?

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 Dexter Thomas' ranch outside Missoula, Montana. You gots lots of walking to do, boy.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley Not really. I'm in Kansas. The US isn't as big as a coward like you may wish it was after a visit from a real man like me.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 I told you where I am and you say I'm a coward. Come get some boy. I dun called yer bluff.

[playboydig12]

@GohModley okay.

[GohModley]

@playboydig12 Good, I'll make sure I git my shoes nice and greezy for yuh.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley lol, Montana.

[GohModley]

@princesstamika Yeah, come up here and we'll see who's LOL when you git yo nigger bitch ass skinned

[princesstamika]

@GohModley lol youtube troll.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley Why do you have an Ali/Frazier vid on your page if you are racist?

And if you are 31 why do you waste time trolling youtube putting yourself amongst insecure 13 year olds and retarded adults ?

[GohModley]

@princesstamika Fuck off you nigger twat.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley lol. Why are military men always immature, hateful, racist assholes?

Probably because killing brown people and having a gun makes you feel powerful. And probably because without military money you'd stand no chance of making it in the world due to your ignorance and stupidity. Just think, this is the type of guy they let in the military now because they can't draft. Pathetic, sad joke.

[GohModley]

@princesstamika You think I'm poor. After I got out the military I got a railroad job. A union gig with a gold plated retirement plan. Pays much more than your nigger welfare check does.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley lol yeah you're getting paid so well you're trolling on youtube. Because successful people do that and then get defensive. How long did it take you to come up with that "ranch" story? Railroads?! Those things still exist? I stand corrected about how backwards Montana is. Railroad jobs went out in the 50s in more fortunate areas.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley Is that the only comeback you have?

[aimsuxdoggydills]

@GohModley Welfare chesse is good shit, monkeyboy.

[GohModley]

@princesstamika And I'm part-owner of a ranch here in Montana. Fuck off.

[princesstamika]

@GohModley Yeah in MONTANA, LOL Fucking Montana! And you brag about it! Montana! Most people don't even know that exists anymore. LOL

No wonder you're a racist fuckwad. Montana is so ass backwards and so technologically disadvantaged they don't even have black people yet. It's a wonder you have a computer let alone are able to use one (and even that is questionable).

[wayneb101]

Dusty Rhodes is funny as hell but he goes off on too many tangents and gets confusing. Ric Flair is untouchable on the mic.

[playboydig12]

@wayneb101 Flair and Dusty are great, but I say the best promo guy of all time is the '70's/'80's version of Jerry Lawler.

[eastwood13]

Cold blooded sausage smoker...

[acondor14]

Pause it at 1:54 and try not to laugh. I dare you.

[aimsuxdoggydills]

Real OG. Could barely keep a straight face though.

[NJPlayer79]

Cold blooded sausage maker? If Cena said something like this you'd be saying this is the dumbest promo ever...

[danteras23]

the best. dusty was awesome. 

[MissDeeCole]

what the hell...

[bigmikeystyle]

the american dream saved this little piggy

[tir1066]

"She aint no lady,she aint no 10, she's nothing more than something off the I aint even gonna talk about it".

Man that's classic, looked like he wiped away a little something white and powdery from his nose there while going off on that ad lib.

[ghostinthefog1666]

"i hope my momma dont call david" lol

[mandy19834life]

Great promo by Dusty!

[joey999]

Agreed. And I really want that Ford Trucks hat. Classic.

[TheManiacOnWheelsUSA]

@mandy19834life He is one of the best talkers in the business.

[daredevilpre]

pure genius.

he smiled at the end because he knew he nailed it, with a railroad spike.

[BIGRED224FOREVER]

@daredevilpre dusty was squeezing his ass cheeks at 1:40 and lost track of what he was saying because he had to shit his pants!

[T74G]

that belt is classic!!!

[simeonflake]

The greatest promo of all-time!!!

>:-)

[RealCowboyWayne2]

This is the epitome of AWESOME!!!!

[lakecumberland]

OHH NO! The cold-blooded sausage eater, I mean maker is coming!!!!