Chuck Norris vs Osama bin Laden

[TeHmAsTeR15327]

BEST SCENE EVER 9:08

[TheMrcoolguy77]

I think that microphone guy is Brian Regan

[TheBlackman2Pac]

Это не Чак Норрис!

[rhaivaen]

Anya is cute, BUT WRONG, judoka's don't kick or hit.. sigh, idiots :+)

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

@rhaivaen they do sometimes

[rhaivaen]

@BatmanbinSuperman12 I am a green belt Judoka, have been trainign for 7+ years, are you going to tell me what my sport is about?, no they don't, and if they have done so in your experiene, then they do wrong.

[LyingPrauses]

Chuck Norris dump is so great, it created THIS guy

[marcelobarretosilva1]

8:52 chuk norris in south park wen osama kill kenny

[onlycreate1]

sounds like the noises i make when i masturbate.

[videosidontmake]

The makers of this video have been brutally murdered and fed to Chuck norris's father, the mother fucking bad ass tiger.

[ZNORXtj]

Chuck Norris? try Alan from "Home Improvement"

[HarlieGresty]

I just got a message saying "An error occured. Please try again later." Chuck norris has seen it! o.o

[Joseph7033]

When Chuck Norris sneezes, even Satan blesses him.

[PTYmodzzXB]

dont make fun of chuck norris. he will make a second big bang and kill you. he is GOD

[videosidontmake]

@PTYmodzzXB no, god is chuck norris's father, this is basic knowledge even you should know

[videosidontmake]

@PTYmodzzXB IM sorry, i feel stupid, i meant to say, chuck norris is god's father :D

[LNAKM]

i got only one thing to say..... LMFAOTIROFAFIAD!!!!!! come on guys, at least it was funny!

[Ringlord3434]

if i were you, i'd be terrified impersonating Chuck Norris. spend your last moments alive wisely

[543mace]

FAGGOT CHUCK NORRIS WILL FIND YOU AND SEND YOU SPIRALING INTO A BIG BLACK PIT CALLED HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lrpd3nc3r]

Chuck Norris is coming after you. You better run kid.

[01SnakeBite]

Gay.

[aiinsaade]

who is that fag?

[messemofojesse]

hey karate hottie you wanna ride on the chukivator??

[thatgameboy2600]

That guy acting chuck norris, died two day's later. and his body was never found.

[guitarspectre]

CHOK NOURIS

[tgdrader]

Even Chuck Norris himself could not help that girl's repulsive acting skills at 1:05

[crapot32]

hey its not a pull up its a chuck up

[rasboi]

this is an insult to chick noris

[CaliberIsnxt]

Blasphem! Blasphemy!! BLASPHEMY!!!!!

[Jampang66]

Instead of making a stupid head slammed into keyboard joke, I'd just like to say that I'd tap Anya, true story

[KnightLite6289]

Retards...

[ironkong0011]

OMG that guy is so dead

[PitBigGuns]

Thumps up if you laughed from 0:00 to 0:12!

[700millions]

ugly bich

[NinjaOnANinja]

He looks more like Al from home improvement.

[IMrRay]

Chuck Norris's favourite weapon is the keyboard íbnm6 5r56rbm vb mn654bm vn46wvn b3ebn ygt80j

[lluvank]

chuck norris is gaydpfdru23-09n847nvroewiajnv-­23[oawvdslksnd;fa3-0r8n23

[DarkVtran]

Chuck Norris is coming for you.

[MrAce821]

chuck is going to kill this videos creater that being said i like this video and will continue to do so untill chuck no longer allows it

[jayvenroman]

Your a dead man chuck is finding you right now

[jastyjeps]

chuck norris is the reason they put morgan on the chuck show.

[zlicht26]

ohhh this is so lame

[TheAndreij]

CLOSE! ure eays at 6:22

[SuperEnterprise01]

this guys gonna die im sure of it,Several things you dont do in life,stealing,murder,armed robbery,and most of all put shit on a great legend like Chuck Norris..He will get what's coming to him

[iwilldoyourmom]

clicks video

sees dislikes

dislikes video

moves on

[Jackcroneyl]

stop with the chuk norris jokes y don't u let him come to my house and slam my head on my keyboard fcnjkdkhvbjsrkjeiqlbg4eukghvui­vqehgiu4egvjou4yifh32piq9'g2gq­the5erh5erktm5e.hnk.5r

[BobbyBaloney]

FAIL FOOL IT AINT CHUCK P

[spetsnaz618]

Don't ever use the name Chuck Norris in vain!

[theblackrose132]

dont you dare insalt chuck like that i hope you kicked your ass

[vegifirefox]

Your not chuck norris!

[mk6880]

Chuck would play film it upload it and watch it on his pc at the same time!

[Asianskilledu]

Bruce lee kicks ur but fake chuck norris even the real one

[PyrogonDragon]

You can tell this is fake, when the real Chuck Norris calls for an eagle get a Dragon instead

[NoisqueVoaProduction]

youre brave man, you know you can die anytime right now

and by the way he still didnt smash my head in to the keybohresdtjrcdjtedrtyuikl.kjh­gfdsayvg jbrf

:)

[MrGamer507]

chuck norris is just an actor,if he is a god he would come to my house right now and slam my face to the keyboaj,kviffjhdfhigfhosafiuy3­u93439568398u51rfhn-sgivngd[nu­se9r0cfujdsijf@]p[pijs3hffsGDF­GHYFIHJSRhythgh

[NoisqueVoaProduction]

@MrGamer507 9GAG or repost of alot of youtube's top comments origin by 9 gag(except for the first one

[BSW0048]

What...is...THIS?!?

[LockDown2341]

Damn. This is good. You still make these? I noticed this was uploaded in 2008.

[Ruckusrocket]

You do realize you guys arent gonna wake up tommorow right?.. well you arent...

[anniep2211]

CHUCK would find this offensive

[M1auuu]

Chuck Norris > the universe

[guitarkUngf0o]

@M1auuu hahaha nerd jokes :)

[M1auuu]

@guitarkUngf0o I know right!? :P

[lukestermnac]

@M1auuu The entire world > Chuck norris

[jackers12346]

well i thought it was funny...

[JamesDog20001]

blu-ray? if this is the chuck Norris show do't you mean BLACK and blu-ray?

[tararira73]

RUBBISH...Chuck please kill them!

[ResetHangOver]

hello! nice to meet you dawm FAG!!he is your boyfriend!!!cute! listen here bitch!!if i wrote wrong thats why i'm not from the U.S i am from Brazil and i do the university here in Brazil!!! you think you're a man but you "DOESENT"real man do not cares about sentences!!!!fuck you and all you dawm sentences!!! i tink you shoud do the pre-scholl again!! to you learn how to not be a idiot,and not interfer in adults business!!!!!!fuck you i dont fuckking care if this are wrong!sua puta vem fala em PT

[alexis2kool]

Wheres Chuck Norris? All I see is this pussy faggot WISHING he was Chuck Norris. REPORTED for Spam>Misleading Text. =D

[karlkani231107]

@alexis2kool me to but I have been doing that for the fake movie trailer aswell an they're still up there...

[fiercedietyknight]

@alexis2kool well chuck sucks too. so there you go. he was a dumbass pretending to be a dumbass.

[IAmAndrewFord]

doesn't sound like CN sounds like Jack Hannah's wild safari jack ass.

[Skullz1595]

Its anya chuck- whats on me?- shes anya- well that just wishful thinking-xD

[nataliacarrion]

Maybe we should of send Chuck Norris to kill Bin Laden.LOL

[thisissparta587]

i was gunna say.../.

[TheAQWtutor]

Chuck Norris is gonna kick this dudes mother fucking ass!

[manoftomorrow79]

This guy is no Chuck Norris

[rockdude782]

I knew this was fake when I looked the imposter in the eyes and realized I wasn't blind. Imposters on Chuck Norris' World (Earth) shalle be roundhoused. Repeatedly.

[Kano7713]

that looks more like kyle orton

[jj987987987]

what is that? what is this idiot show?

[MsThemuh]

how the hell can someone dislike chuck noriss beating up osama bin bastard. 4,352 people have mental problems or are terriost.

[cuzumba007]

you crap!

[mrpushposh]

you better run,wait ,that's impossible ,the real CHUCK is gonna hunt you down

[engimports]

Osama Bin Laden committed suicide when he heard Obama was sending Chuck Norris after him.

[tfreakinmoney]

FAKER!!!!!!!

[Awesome10174]

HE'S AN IMPOSTER

[sarevor]

fake, Chuck Norris wouldn't breathe heavy lifting up all that weight. He's have a nice and relaxing stretch.

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

Profanity are words copyrighted by Chuck Norris, hense why TV censors thems.

[MsThemuh]

I would really like to see in real life Chuck Norris kicking the crap out of Osama Bin LAden instead of some SEAL shooting him in the head. No offence SEAL but I would find it more entertaining.

[Arik1134]

chuck norris made 4317 accounts to dislike this video, justin beiber made 2287 accounts to like this and the other dislike is mine

[PontiffLachlan]

Chuck Norris will destroy this video for it's insolence and it's lack of bear staring downness

[sonicskilz]

Youtube needs to stop pushing videos with poor thumbs up vs down ratio.

[schuriken]

chuck norris thinks you're gay

[BandoilerrMiDGeT750]

mexican chuck norris - chuck torre's

[Ash493ify]

If that were the real Chuck Norris, that bald eagle would have fucking teleported onto that arm!

[vebgra]

chuck norris will hunt you down. you are warned but still there is no point hiding.....

[HIimjohnnyknoxville1]

The cow jumped over the moon because Chuck Norris threw it

[ifroad33]

Chuck Norris? NOPE. Chuck Testa

[Back2DaFuture98]

chuck norris is going to hunt you down kill you,reserect you,the kill again -repeat

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

To bad this fake Chuck Norris isn't a Navy SEAL

[ImBrookeyB]

I want the real chuck norris!

[biolabnerd]

Sterelize his offsprings for several generations WTF If he sterelize him or his offspring there is no generations to come LOL

[TheJacksonTERRY]

"yeah? you're sorry? well america hates you."

[TheMaxvids1]

This guy never posted another Chuck Norris parody after going to the toilet

[XpertBoss]

I hope chuck norris' kicks your ass

[rayazing14]

this is all a lie chuck norris doesnt do pull up he move the earth up and down and stay in on spot floating

[ResetHangOver]

fuck you dawm bitch How dare you profane the name of chuck norris Chuck is gonna kill you if chuck norris fall the word explode !!!fuck you!!!!you doesent even a man!!

[aarondhp20]

@ResetHangOver I love the lack of english in this sentence. I get that you were trying to insult someone, but "you doesn't even a man!!" just takes the cake. Worse than this video. Try again after university.

[jaruel28]

hey Norris do u have a third arm in your bread

[JDLHALOMASTER353]

some say that chuck norris has a hidden fist behind his beard

[jgrove2000]

onia is hot.

[dragongirl316]

lets him meet the real chuck norris .can not even beat up a girl. the one who thinks he is chuck norris. when chuck norris go to the bathroom his poop is kicking other poop butts

[dragongirl316]

lets him meet the real chuck norris can not even beat up a girl.

[XAlexisLuvsPiratesX]

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

[mintman224]

@rnob well WHO THE FUCK ARE U

[rhobz2792]

who the fuck is chuck norris?

[erickguz123]

@lucknumber56 u took it a LITTLE to far...

[thmsat3]

CAVE RAT

[MrM0USE2079]

Tell me chuck how come u never sat down and cried on ur career

[luckynumber56]

Hurricane catrina is Chuck Norris's daughter and God is his son.

[Amber21]

chuck norris tears can cure cancer...too bad chuck norris never cries

[joshuapebe]

i love your sound guy!! nam nam nam...

[NintendoGearSage]

Feels good, man.

[micpar2]

Dude! You Rock!



[Panthaz89]

If you pull a gun against Chuck Norris hes already cracking your neck.

[CoolKillerClan]

NO ONE CAN DO DAMAGE TO CHUCK SHE WOLD BE DEAD NOW

[QuestionableVids]

osama bin laden can die...

[killenair95]

the video starts @ 9:00

[321mav]

thats not chuck norris its chuck BIEBER!!

[snakedeadly]

@321mav HOLY SHIT!!!!

[MOLDYmonster123]

lol so thats how osama really died hmm

[dilla1989]

Tom Green ?

[chance1347]

and this is y people dont think that the U.S killed osama bin laden

[longshots1337]

if chuck norris would see this, he would delete the internet... then delete you

[TheMonkeypeaches]

YOU SUCK AT LIFE. and it should be illegal for you to post this shit on youtube

[cilcannonvryce]

only Chuck Norris can do a no handed pull up.

[darthyegor]

Osama Bin Laden... He would not punch he would use an AK-47

[RJAce1014]

People who pretend to be Chuck Norris is said to never existed since no traced of them is found but record!

[meezocool]

Looks more like Tom Green than Chuck Norris..

[DizzygamerWoW]

The guy who made this died 2 days later. Police say he died of natural causes, and when police say that, Chuck Norris got to them first.

[KLKatifer]

TO bad your flag is hung incorrectly some patriot you are, Chuck Norris should kick you in the face.

[DanielTheTroller]

Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land

[Vebbinator1000]

y u no liek chuck norris?

he will hunt u down

[534rooster]

WTF fail, assholes, fail

[LiquidSnake40]

im not dead lol.

[Zachtheemo]

I LIKED AND hey look my caps button finally works again

[CrashxoBandicoot]

HAHAHA ur all stupid, I just clicked dislike and nothing happened, i can't believe you peop.........(thud)

[boneygibbon]

thats not even chuck norris lolol

[crystal55001]

@boneygibbon nuh duhhhh

[bikemylifestyle1997]

@boneygibbon no shit!

[Buggedass]

@boneygibbon it's not osama bin laden either.. what the fuck did you exspect :D

[CodGlitches2011x]

this is pathetic, i eould say that chuck norris agreees but no one speaks for chuck norris

[IBoxian]

Chuck Norris win blackjack with only one card

[otep67]

you can tell it's fake. the camera hasn't exploaded yet from chuck staring in to it as usual.

[IvaAdams]

You can tell he's fake because Chuck Norris's nose is much fatter than this guy's.

[ADRENELINEDUDE]

Hello Guy that isn't Chuck Norris.

[CammyMack12345]

idislikedthisandchuckbrokemysp­acebar:(

[gr3ymon24]

the population of the world is 6,962,898,133

minus 4210

[Supaconner712]

i disliked and nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmm

[darkthrone741]

no one fucks with chuck norris

[rickyman223]

So this is the reason why osama died...

[Rafa90Play]

Lixo

[WalterZarl]

I say like butthead: This sucks

[jhaggy88]

Some also say the reason why God created woman was because Chuck Norris was too much Man.

[jhaggy88]

Some say when Chuck Norris smiles everyone can see a double rainbow.

[jeanistband]

@jhaggy88 lol... hahahhaha...

[jhaggy88]

Some say Chuck Norris doesn't make videos for people to watch on Youtube, instead people make videos for Chuck Norris to watch.

Some also say Youtube was created because Chuck Norris got tired of looking a pictures every time he went online.

[ZackRyder777]

Fakkkkkkeeeedeee and gayyyyyyyyyyy

[Sassar]

WTF who is this imposter

[renejgr70]

Actually Chuck Norris killed osama bin laden he throwed a bullet that flied 13 years over the planet, until now the bullet stopped moving and it killed osama not the tactical force

[hqkill]

one Chuk norris dislike is 4 171 dislikes