Skip forward to 3:30 to when he says "You notice when your in high school and your ur mama's baby? But when you graduate, you just that nigga runnin around the house!" That is so true!!!!
@iamwhitfield Lol Yeah, thats why I hate jumping into a Comedy central stand up or shit like that halfway, I got to wait until the next joke or I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. xD
@dukeoftheoaks i disagree you probably a white ass and you are retarded more then all black homies i know! Isint that amazing? fuck off homie go suck your girl dick you muthafucka,because she is probably a shemale
Haha, he's funny. This is before he starred in movies, he's a good Christian guy now though. Been helping out people in Africa and making the celebs like MJ pee there pants laughing for years. Cool guy.
stepped on the roach, went to bathroom to get tissue, came back...and the roach was gone...seen him two weeks later with some stitches...he gone say "im too legit to quit" lmfao
Slow down tido!......Slow down tido DAMN!
rapo989 1 day ago
HAHAHHAAHHA!!!!!!!!!
MnMS1904 1 day ago
I'm Cummin Moma I'm Cummin Moma
iKhaot1k 2 days ago
chris tucker is my nigga.... chum on.!!!
ReimajMusic 2 days ago
@JonasPolsky
This was from 19 years ago. his future already happened haha
zanti231 3 days ago
idk which one is funnier this or bernie mac's
KGN121 4 days ago
This guy's got a bright future!
JonasPolsky 5 days ago
"I was on the floor....and the bed was shaking."....that is some funny shit
bsport48 5 days ago
Watched this shit 100 times in the past , can't stop laughing :P
SalahKhazzam 6 days ago
damn... he wasn't even acting in Friday
mannyamaya 1 week ago 2
SMOKEY!!!
alecvalenzuela1 1 week ago
its funny when he talked about the black president, basketball courts and cookouts. Look what barack been doing hahahaha
dacrazykid2 2 weeks ago
its funny when he talked about the black president, basketball courts and cookouts. Look what barack been doing hahahaha
dacrazykid2 2 weeks ago
this is a classic
thanks for sharing
sisNJesus 2 weeks ago
Working on my chris tucker impersonation for my next STAND UP SHOW..
davonlewis09 2 weeks ago
Wonder if Obama carries a gun? XD
MissOyin 2 weeks ago
UM TRYING TO IF U SHUT DA FUK UP .! ctfuu
rapchiqks412 2 weeks ago
pissed odd mhaannnn
sxcking325 2 weeks ago
Ma nigga is on dis tings man :D:D:D:D: hahahahha
TheDiorek1 2 weeks ago
This was so funny. He need to get back to work and use his gift.
CMurder33 2 weeks ago
the president did fuck up the whitehouse. you were wrong chris tucker. you were wrong!
helli3yte 2 weeks ago
The three people who disliked this are obviously going through depression
Jizay01 3 weeks ago
man?
Jeriksen1992 3 weeks ago
Skip forward to 3:30 to when he says "You notice when your in high school and your ur mama's baby? But when you graduate, you just that nigga runnin around the house!" That is so true!!!!
doubleultramegaswag1 3 weeks ago
I used want to marry Chris Tucker when I was a teenager.
bembry409 3 weeks ago
2:22 Guy on the bottom right is pretending he's Pimp Michael.
rafaelguti86 3 weeks ago
usually all michael jackson jokes are the same so to me that makes it even more hilarious
Zakiyyah211 3 weeks ago
that micheal jackson joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.
nem700 3 weeks ago
lol what awesome voice xD
lopatamd 4 weeks ago
I hate when people borrow stuff from me and then get mad when I ASK for it back. Especially money!
muziquecole 4 weeks ago
CLASSIC
rocabear 4 weeks ago
dam the president just fuck some body uuuuuuuuup!!!
SexyAsian213 4 weeks ago
hahahaha "I said nigga wat you doin, he said I was too legit to quit........hahaha!!!!!
NativeJazsy007 4 weeks ago
lool obama is alerady fuckin the white house
bend224 1 month ago
I know he kirked out when Michael died.
DanJenification 1 month ago
lol how comedians change the subject from one joke to the next, they be talking bout one thing going to completely different subjects lol
iamwhitfield 1 month ago
@iamwhitfield Lol Yeah, thats why I hate jumping into a Comedy central stand up or shit like that halfway, I got to wait until the next joke or I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. xD
TheVerbalAxiom 1 month ago
lol black people
bodadoda 1 month ago
Well Obama did put a basketball goal up at the white house :)
vegastjg 1 month ago 3
i had to borrow back my own dvd once & still keeping it ever since
xelbaga1987 1 month ago
niggers are retarded
dukeoftheoaks 1 month ago
@dukeoftheoaks i disagree you probably a white ass and you are retarded more then all black homies i know! Isint that amazing? fuck off homie go suck your girl dick you muthafucka,because she is probably a shemale
dazzledazz123 3 weeks ago
look at that nigga next to the woman in the yellow shit hhahahahha
TheLRihanna 1 month ago
Haha, he's funny. This is before he starred in movies, he's a good Christian guy now though. Been helping out people in Africa and making the celebs like MJ pee there pants laughing for years. Cool guy.
fullyshimmer 1 month ago
He is hilarious!!
thesugarplumfairyliv 1 month ago 23
I agree bro
doubleultramegaswag1 3 weeks ago
I love Chris Tucker !!!!!
pmfreckles973 1 month ago
This never gets old! Chris Tucker is a nut!
Tarabatchelor1974 1 month ago
the mj part was the best !
IAmMoya1 1 month ago
my fave is: I'm so broke, a n****a rob me, he just be practicin'!
dawnonyou 1 month ago 2
i've seen this like 5 times but it's still funny
Zakiyyah211 1 month ago
funny as hell
naraclan4life1 2 months ago
stepped on the roach, went to bathroom to get tissue, came back...and the roach was gone...seen him two weeks later with some stitches...he gone say "im too legit to quit" lmfao
sedrffgfftdtd 2 months ago
@sedrffgfftdtd The nigga was gone....not roach....NIGGA...u ruined it
TheHoffmanHouse 1 month ago 17
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sedrffgfftdtd 1 month ago
@TheHoffmanHouse how about this....THE BITCH WAS GONE....lmao im still rolling
sedrffgfftdtd 1 month ago
I remember this.. I was 9 when I first seen it at my sisters friends house
neeyah100 2 months ago