Louis CK #3

[Charsept]

audience, not the best

[JULESRULES9969]

Black people fuck with me all the time at the airport.

[MealyMouthedLeach]

Hey Obama won ! Out-dated

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@MealyMouthedLeach Yeah it was uploaded in 2006, people are so easily offended it would be comical if it werent so fucking annoying.

[madhouse221]

You can tell that he's trying new material here and that his jokes arent perfected

[airemillion90]

They're fuckin' queer!

[ToRnIkEE66]

what does he say at 1:33? should....in the name of.... ??

[blahsta7]

@ToRnIkEE66 I think it's 'should have been the name of the show, really'

[roadiejay]

@ToRnIkEE66 should've been the name of the show

[MrBossman44]

I'm a pedophile and I think he's funny

[ShaqGalifianakis]

Jesus mary he's wearing a Late Night shirt!!!

[xxTaKe2xx]

What kind of order is this. #1-6? #1Introduction #2middle #3introduction!?

[snlspot]

@upinthembutts it's a steryotype that all Jews really like money

[upinthembutts]

i didn't get his last joke about his jew friend not taking money, anyone care to explain?

[TheRustyWeapon]

Is he wearing a Late night with Conan O' brien shirt?

[slurms625]

@TheRustyWeapon yes he is

[parisranawayful]

the amount of awareness this man has is on par with the highest amount of enlightenment any Buddhist could ever hope to reach, made all the more impressive considering he's from western civilization. America of all places..

[ComradeCrusty]

@parisranawayful Yeah! America producing something enlightened? Imagine that! The land made up of people and cultures from all around the world. Shocking!

[jhiller21]

Only Louis could get laughs telling a story about bombing in front of black people

As Chris Rock said, "Louis is the blackest white man I know"

[BayouPrepper]

49 people are unfunny black people.

[TakakeoFZ]

I'm Louis CK and I'm the president of everything fucking awesome.

[zencat999]

o.k. "cats come in all different colours and temperaments but we always seem to have more than enough kittens" A. Lincoln its only skin colour ! get broader backs, thicker skins and GROW THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSE OF RACE! and besides...its a stand up comedy act..I we are all human..we come in different colours..and I think that that is fucking hilarious and perfect fodder for comedy. to be hatefull is the crime..to use our diffs as comedy is fine. peace

[MrAzulay]

Im the only one that have watched like all standups by him on youtube a thousand time but somehow missed this series?

[KoopstaKnicka]

PEE-dophiles

[NNICKKK]

Thin Lizzy's 'Dont Believe a Word' as he walks on. appropriate. awesome Louis CK, just awesome.

[GaReThThEpErSoN1]

@davenduie

frankie boyle is even worse but in a good way he makes fun of the english speaking the jews the negros and the irsh lots of good things come from scotland

[thegame2011able]

Peter File

[bha239]

I'm ray William Johnson, and I approve of Louis ck.

[1avocado]

mo betta mondays!!! :-)

[brightlights456X]

"Police protect me!"

Such is the life

[dtek40k]

stop the pedophiles!

[troyareyes]

I talk like "durrrrrdabaaaaablrrrrrrrrrbad­labobama" And I aprove of Louis CK

[SolidSnakeSaysLOL]

I'm lovin' CK more and more!

[svendiamond]

hello, welcome to the youtube comments section. here are the rules:

1. BE RACIST

[emptysoul25]

@svendiamond You forgot: 2. Incorporate Justin Bieber into your comment somehow. Contextual relevance is optional.

[JonnyCashmore]

@svendiamond you mean be prejudiced or a bigot. There is only one human race, racism does not, nor has it ever, truly existed. The blackest person on earth is exactly the same race as the whitest person on earth.

[ercman22]

@JonnyCashmore Stop being a Faggit!! - Louis C.K.

[johnas1011]

@JonnyCashmore Haha good one. You must have done sociology at university right.

[notjustin]

@JonnyCashmore

right on man. and there are not such things as dog breeds

[RealSteveEyes]

fuck the first 2 top comments, and i approve of chris rock

[wingsofmajesty]

I have that Conan shirt.

[cmpc50]

Im an unfunny nigger and i approve of louis ck

[Aeranlaes]

haha here he is working on that "it's fucking hot outside!" bit, so funny

[vedderzinn]

Louis CK fucked my mother and I approve.

[swedoj2]

I fucking LOVE Louis C.K.!

[flippinfl00b]

you said we were going to Massachusetts!!!

[8utterfly604]

I'm a little old Chinese lady and I approve of Louis CK!

[Akirathedon92]

I'm Louis CK and I disapprove of these comments.

[jtapia1123]

I'm sitting in a chair in the sky, and I approve of Louis CK

[duddy74]

I am a duck vagina, and I approve of Louis CK

[miramiros]

I'm a mime and I approve Louis CK

[FrettingCajarot]

Funny how the top comments are of a pedophile and a deer approving of Louis C.K., yet no unfunny black people are.

[MrFoodnSex]

C-C-C-C Combo breaker!! approve of Louis CK

[JonnyLikesPie]

I am the overgrown white trash depressed version of Louis CK AND I can shit in my own mouth and I approve of Louis CK

[fsandt]

I'm the concept of disappointment in a father's lovemaking skills and I approve of Louis CK

[basedeep]

im a faggot cunt nigger deer and I approve louis ck

[shizzlecream]

I am

[slug628]

I am broke and I approve of Louis CK

[Evhoney14]

I'm black and unfunny and I approve of louis ck. :)

[jasonbrann]

i'm shitting in my father's mouth, and i approve of louis ck

[danpats1]

i wear an awesome possum shirt and I approve of Louis CK

[soccadude123]

I'm a nigger and i approve Louis CK

[GFLMILKMAN]

I am Louis CK's daughter and I approve of Louis CK

[saltemann]

sub par

[stevnricke]

i'm louis ck and i approve of dead kid rape

[ToRnIkEE66]

"How easy is this shit " LOL Laughing my ass off LOL

[jimbobdoodah]

i work at SHIT ASS PET FUCKERS, and i approve of louis CK

[Akirathedon92]

I disapprove of louis CK, and I approve of louis CK

[ProblmSolvd]

@Akirathedon92 Hes a mix bag of dicks that need to be sucked isn't he? :)

[tribuprod]

i'm a white and unnfunny thong-wearing rollerblader who hates his kids and i approve of Louis CK

[MetaRiku]

I'm louis ck and I approve of louis ck

[BerkayCavs]

I don't give a fuck and I just wanted to watch Louis CK to laugh.

[7ali7]

i'm a faggot cunt nigger deer and i approve of Louis CK

[SONSofVENDETTA]

Im the big black guy at your job and i approve of Louis CK.

[lukaskaetano]

I'm a piñata and I approve of Louis CK.

[ErikCartman]

@MaxPlanck011 but why you used a slur just for asian shouldn't be

i am a nigger kike beaner chink?

from a wop cheers ;)

[Makonu2]

I'm a blue asexual space dragon and I undisapprove of Louis CK.

[RectoBold]

I'm a rapist, and I approve of Louis CK.

[jcsjohnson]

I'm white trash and I approve of Louis CK

[AOCRkid]

I'm not a horse, I'm actually a broom, and I approve of Louis CK.

[eskimotim123]

I am Louis Ck and I Louis Ck.

[jessemaurais]

I'm Louis CK and I've fucked your mother.

[krazyzyko]

I'm an unapproved person and I approve.

[mihaimoldo]

I'm Louis CK and i don't need your fucking approval!

[ghostsshAdow234]

I am Louis C.K. and I approve.

[AlucardZero]

Louis CK is a god when on weed. And when without.

[EdwardWasAVampire]

I am a deer, and I approve Louis CK

[livingisaight]

that pause he does at the beginning cracks me the fuck up

[Cajaroto]

C.K. is a fucking MASTER to be able to get up on a stage and tell everyone he fucked their mothers.

[timmni]

nice "late night with conan o'brien" shirt ;)

[XposeTruth]

@MaxPlanck011 me too

[from93till]

What are you a jew?! Lick eeeeeeeeemmmmmm!

[Iamatheist1234]

@from93till o yea from #2 that one's awesome.

[BaalsJurisdiction]

lol, the guy is an humorist, no hatred involved dummies.

[philpolanco]

what else is horrible?

[ScorpionAndZangief]

Louis CK is the fuckin man!

[MrMoneyclips]

I'm a gay pedophile and I approve of Louis C.K.

[SaudiFTW]

i`m a russian spy , and I approve Louis CK.

[MrMoneyclips]

Fantastic stand-up but Pootie Tang was so bad...

[destructorcreator]

It could have been pre-planned for all I know, but if that Mo Better Mondays bit really was off the cuff, it's further proof that he's the best. There's comedians making mega-bucks who couldn't write a bit that funny if they had all year.

[ceoddyn]

@destructorcreator ive heard him do the story other times, im not sure when it was written exactly but it was definitely scripted before this felt like it was a good moment to pull it out

[thewhulk]

racist for no reason and not funny... if your gona say something racist atleast be funny. Louis CK really disappointing

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk he is funny, and he isn't racist against anyone is a fucking comedy, go whine somewhere else if u can't take a joke.

[thewhulk]

@Iamatheist1234 are you saying he was funny? take his dick out of your mouth before you talk. Louis CK bombed deal with it. i like his stand up too but i dont suck his dick for no reason. he was just making racist jokes and they where not funny. im not calling HIM a racist.

so fuck you nigger cunt jew chalupa bastard.

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk yes he was funny, and i don't support people for no reason, he is funny and true he does racist joke, so wut? this is exactly his style, talking about things that no one else wants to talk about, talking about topics that are considered to be taboo or disgusting or racist , topics that are avoided by others, have you heard his joke about raping jews? he just said it becuz he wants to talk about something that is horrible and thats the point!

[thewhulk]

@Iamatheist1234 ah yes im sorry i just realised your IQ was below 50 and explaining things to you would just be pointless dont even respond to me anymore your just making yourself look like a fanboy cock sucker. (wich means you always say louis CK is funny and if someone doesnt share the same opinion your trow a hissy fit. dont respond to this i will just ignore your comments without reading them

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk lol why because you know you lost word? loser don't even act mature anymore you know you sucked dick and got your ass beat in this conversation, you know why? cuz you don't think before you comment, obviously you didn't read my comments below becasue you are scared to face who you really are, a loser, you can go on without reading the my comments but you willl always be living in your little world without reasoning and thinking critically,

[RealBigPair]

@Iamatheist1234 fuck u nigger lovin faggot ass pole smoker.

[Iamatheist1234]

@RealBigPair lol since when you are in this conversation? don't tell me you are using a different account to stab me? lol you've gotta be the saddest man in the world to be doing this

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk btw i strongly doubt you really are NOT going to read my comments, cuz you are just mad I expose your inner self to everyone and you just wanna find a way to get out of this debate, I have said everything with reasoning and logic, come bcak at me according to my argument if you are really that smart , you will stand if your arguments are solid the only reason why you are saying shit like this is cuz you are a coward and you don't wanna admit your wrong, but u wanna save face, lmao

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk also you don't have to read them, some people who watch this vid will read them and they will still see how pathetic you are.(: no more face for you to save sorry (:

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk just becuz you dont find some of his act funny doesn't mean others don't , some people find something funny but some just dont, and louis is funny in most of his act to a lot of people, if you don't find him funny doesn't mean he's just making racist joke for no reason, as i said, u don't like it, don't watch it, don't post retarded coment trying to sound smart cuz that just show how ignorant n immature you are.

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk if supporting someone = suck cock, you are your dad's and a lot of men's bitch and cock sucker and your mom's pussy licker. go fuck yourself if you don't understand his comedy. if you don't like his act don't then don't watch it! this is intended for mature adults and for those who can take jokes anyway, people like you is exactly what FCC censor bitch ass motherfuckers are for, this ain't no kindergarden you want innocent clean jokes go back suck it out of your dad's junk, fuckin kid.

[cocobutterfly455]

@Iamatheist1234 hahahahahahah love it just love it. Im pretty sure u have one the argument lol

[Iamatheist1234]

@cocobutterfly455 lol he was just asking for it from the jump lol

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk n Im sure louis ck don't gives a shit you like his act or not, since he doesn't give a shit what people like you think of him he just does his thing, say what he wants to say, which is what I like him about, he has things and opinion that I don't agree on but is his altitude that is what people(include me) like about him, if you don't see that I strongly doubt you understand his comedy and you should go bark somewhere else, dirty little punk.

[Iamatheist1234]

@thewhulk he did not say anything racist for NO REASON, you think that becuz your a dumb fuck and your IQ is not high enough to understand the message he's delivering in those racist jokes, or worst you don't even understand where the real punchline is, so here's a suggestion, go to your dad, beg for his cock, rob it out with both your mouth and hands so that you don't have to spend your time watching youtube videos that you don't like or type stupid comments or bark like a dog.

[KEYSERH0RZE]

I am un-original and I approve of conformity.

[Akirathedon92]

I am, and I approve.

[pyro5908]

I'm a giraffe with mild autism, and I approve of socks.

[drhodad]

I'm a guy that doesn't approve of Luis CK, and I approve of Louis CK

[mazken13]

i'm no one and i do not approve of Louis CK

[lfaldrummer12]

@mazken13 fuck you.

[mazken13]

@lfaldrummer12 obviosly you do not get my point, being that no one doen't approve of louis ck, thus everyone appproves of him

[lfaldrummer12]

@mazken13 my bad dude/girl.

[matttylove]

@lfaldrummer12 yeah, fuck you!!!

[kiminokami]

I am Louis CK and I approve of Louis CK.

[Mongfug]

I ride a tyrannosaurus rex to work and I approve of Louis CK

[MrFreeman420]

i fucked all of your moms and i approve of Louis CK

[alexworksfromhome99]

I'm a pedophile and I approve Louis CK

[Boobstar]

@alexworksfromhome99

OMG that made me laugh

[pazman77]

@alexworksfromhome99 OMG that turned me on

[JoshJazzHands]

I'm well hung and I approve of Louis C.K.

[SomewhatUnhinged]

i enjoy ham sandwiches and i approve Louis CK

[Carlito148]

i am Chuck Norris, and i approve of Louis C.K

[thedelta88]

@Carlito148 can u make a stick by rubbing two fires together

[usma1000]

I'm a Louis CK and I approve Louis CK.

[andrew19905]

Im a petofile, and i approve louis CK.......wait

[batterseaspark]

"i am not an elephant.. i am a man. a human being....!! " an i approve louis ck.

[kanosurfer]

Soy Pancho y apruebo a Luis CK

[MrWhupass360]

I'm Master Chief and i approve Louis CK.

[MadamGeek]

I am a Native American, Mexican, German female and I approve of Louis C.K. =)

[barryvs]

I have a sense of humor, and I approve of Louis CK.

[ccpmotox]

Im a jew guy and i approve louis ck

[Jwall7007]

Not sure how he's racist he is just pointing out some little stereotypes that are out their, if he was black no one would take offense to it. He's not saying anything bad about a race, people are overly sensitive and its total BS, when a black guy is joking around about how white people are its cool, but when a white dude makes a few small jokes about black people everyone calls him racist.

[BenboBevins]

I am Mother Russia and Louis CK approves of me

[veronicachic]

im purple and i approve of Louis CK

[Clubbingshawn]

Im a Faggot, Cunt, Nigger deer, and I approve of Louis CK

[northmetalguy]

Im norwegian, and I defently approve Louis CK

[dixonyass]

I am black and Japanese and I approve of Louis CK. My wife is Mongolian and she approves of Louis CK.

[soccerguy5525]

im a ginger and i approve louis ck

[fevershorty]

I'm George Bush, and I DON'T approve of Louis CK, because America enjoys him.

[mymonkeyman007]

cant hold a candle to dane cook

[swassbruh]

@mymonkeyman007 LOL, nuff said...

[komodore]

I'm a norwegian, kenyan indian, and I approve of Louis CK.

[agerberoff]

Im jewish, latino and I dont speak English I dont know what to approve. . . but I approve it anyway.

[danpats1]

I disapprove of Louis CK and I approve of Louis CK.

[needya]

I'm a Jew, and i definately approve of Louis CK

this dude is the Best!!!

[J4jackass]

I;m Asian oh wait.... he didnt say anything about...nvm...

[fireqween]

@J4jackass ...was about to say the same thing. :|

[darkominem]

i'm friends with carlos mencia and dane cook and i approve of Louis CK.

[SketchyBack]

Louis CK fucked my mother, and I approve of Louis CK

[TarnakeDusty]

I am a german pedophile necrophiliac and I approve of Louis CK

[TheDapperSwindler]

I am heavy weapons guy and I approve of my weapon.

[brycehun]

I am Louis CK and I approve of all ethnic approvals.

[hormelsanchez]

im an arab and i approve loius ck

[connexwolf]

I'm not gay and i approve Louise CK

[bluefrisky]

I'm a Jewish guy and I approve Louis CK

[artistsandbox]

LOL i just saw the shitty reaction he got at comic relief 2006 and looked up his email on his website to ask him if he ever told an audience to go fuck themselves, I decided against it and watched this video instead. .love it

[gacster1]

This guy is awesome and I approve...