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  • Good to know ninjas listen to 30s jazz.

  • Thanks for reminding me never to fuck with Bob Vila

  • the music makes this video weird

  • they should make a fish ninja

  • this is how chuck norris eat sushi

  • is anybody getting hungry watching this?

  • gimme the salmon pleasee

  • The katana can cut through a fish, and is still sharp enough to slice a tomato!

  • mmmmmm someones having a BBQ somewhere right now.

  • I am hungry now -_-

  • I dunno why but I FUCKING LOVE cutting and seeing things getting cut!

  • ...i just came

  • little bad angle but it cuts.

  • thats a good lookin fish

  • this music isnt very fitting....lol

  • waste of food

  • My God, he's decimating the floating fish population!

  • om nom nom nom nom

  • So is fish not meat now?

  • @RoosterCogburnPhD During lent, some catholics are like, no meat on fridays, but then they say fish is ok. I'm like...some people don't count chicken either...lols Doesn't make sense to me.

  • Japanese samurai swords are 10X scarier than guns.

  • cool jazz, a little different from the usual japanese flute music, american jazz and some good ole-fashioned samurai-katana cutting, american bushido style !!!

  • where do I buy a katana?

  • a light saber is still better

    

  • Fun Fact: the japanese katana is (as agreed on by many sword and weapon experts) the 2nd best blade ever made second only to the modern day surgical scaple.

  • @aeroforce2202 Can really compare a medical instrument to a combat weapon? Or did you mean in terms of sharpness.

  • @Arthreas i mean in cutting ability with a flick of the wrist a scalple can cut through bone. and im saying that is the one and only blade better than a katana. so yes it i am comparing them

  • Sushi anyone?

  • i want alive fish =) thumbs up who likes that too =)

  • now that was easy.

  • hmmmm no second top comment... My time to shine... Uhmm umm uuhh 300

  • Now try that on bone...

  • Fantastic song choice, it actually fits the video in a way.

  • this song works in an ironic way xD

  • Mr. Williams is a Sushimaster :-)

  • just look at all that meat jiggling....my mouth is watery lolll

  • i hope you ate that salmon afterwards, that stuff is expensive

  • meanwhile in Africa..

  • @Blondiesel ...people nobody gives a fuck about continue dying, and nothing of value was lost.

  • God, this makes me hungry

  • fish ninja

  • this would be an insult in japan u cant just play with tuna like that

  • This is how they cut meat for customers in japan.

  • When I'd fish in lake poygan I'd catch sheephead. Your not allowed to throw them back so I'd slice them up with my hanwei raptor katana and use them as bait. Little bastards are tough to cut and I'm pretty good.

  • That is the most over the top kitchen knife i have EVER seen! :P

  • looks like a young jeff bridges.

  • Anybody up for some Sushi and Hamburgers! :D

  • Put Justin Beiber in front instead of that poor slab of meat... THAT would be entertainment

  • @musicgu7 why?

  • I'd love to do that but a giant piece of meat costs a fortune :/

  • I feel like sushi...

  • the fish's expression was priceless

  • Is that from Blue Steel?

  • now imagine that being your dick

  • this is slashing porn

  • FLOATING FISH

  • Wait what... that isn't Lynn Thompson!!!

  • i'm hungry

    

  • Aaaaand dinner is served!

  • now a human!

  • Nice sword but fish don't cut back.

    

  • I need to get me one of those!!! SUSHI TIMMMEEE

  • 666666666666666666 hahahahahaha

  • Cooking with style

  • SUSHI TO THE EXTREME!!!

  • what would happen if u got dual katanas double meat?

  • wow has the cutting power of lysol

  • is the fish equivalent to a leg or arm?

  • its already dead no need to kill it again

  • thats one way to make a fillet...

  • dude i just chundered, EVERYWHERE

  • 0:03 vagina in the fish

  • I'd love to know what PETA thinks of this :D

  • what katana is that?

  • dear santa...

  • Sushi anyone?

  • NOW LETS SEE YOUR GUN MAKE A STEAK FOR YOU!

  • is this about food or the katana??? T.T want food now

  • im so hungry now :(

    sushi koo uii tae!!

  • Change da song!

    

  • @Funnysterste ok thank you.

    

  • @Funnysterste you should, it's really gay

  • @LightReincarnation lemme guess. you want heavy metal shit

  • to bad he uses the wrong part of the blade-this guy is usually a little more accurate

  • @LightReincarnation

    NO IT's VERY COOL SONG !

  • @LightReincarnation No! The music flows nicely with the video!

    Someone of your type would likely prefer that overused Evanescence song, or that "009 Sound System" crap.

  • @LightReincarnation Just be Glad it's Not Let the bodies hit the Floor.

  • that sword can cut like a hot knife through butter

  • I would like to see how well it would cut through a ham with the bone in. Any half-way sharp blade with sufficient force can go through meat - especially fish. I want to see how it reacts when it meets bone.

  • @TruckyNiggets I agree, especially on a human targets, I can see it getting lodged in the bone of a target and end up having to be pulled out. Even still, once it hits the bone, with a proper edge, you would have already killed the person by cutting an artery, again, depending on where you hit.

  • MMM SLAMON

  • williams sensai is a slick one...

  • SUSHI YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • wtf its like a dodgy buchers advert

  • that meat makes me hungry...

  • Williams sensei knows how to cut a fish but he cuts tatami better,just type in James Williams if you wanna se him perform some nice cutting

  • fish: "huh? why am i upside dow-AHHH WTF MAN AHH!!!" *gags* *dies*

  • the fish was like O________o at 00.15

  • I will take my fish......(slice) TO GO!!

  • The fish was Like OOOMMMIIGAAADD!!!!

  • I DIDNT KNOW ASIANS TRAINED LIKE ROCKY!!!!!!!

  • @SPARTA4309 nah, this is how they make breakfast.. wait till we get to the part where he flips the omlette with the katana.. now theres some skill.

  • heh.. this guy is prepared for attack of walking zombie fishes

  • so this is how the chefs at the local sushi-shop work, no wonder they love their work.

  • i got hungry after watching this video thumbs up if u did too

  • fish at 0:11 *FUUUUU**********K*

  • animals dies to be our food and u are chopping it-.-

  • is it weirs that watching this makes me hungry :P

  • i can cut better with my kitchen knife...

  • It scares me if that was some human:|

  • his knife is awesome but this vid is a bit creepy and freaky too

  • This is how Chuck Norris makes his breakfast! Everything with a samurai sword!

  • fish look suprised

  • He's all

    *Slow mo Slash*

    "NANNI?!?!?!?!"

  • @BluelightSpike

    "sonna.. sonna bakana! ghaa.. -collapses in two parts-"

    Sword win!

  • God damn xD!!!

    I so love bieng a nerd. :3

  • @BluelightSpike

    hell ye, we're awesome.

  • next time do it with a live fish, it prolly wouldnt even realize its dead until his top half slides off

  • Oh man that fish looked SO delicious!

  • What's the point of such passion in proving that katanas rule? any SHARP sword could do that, it doesn't have to be a katana.

    btw - sorry for mistakes if there are any in what I wrote, I'm polish :P

  • That would be one hell of a add for a samurai BBQ restaurant. I could see it now: "Only the best quality cuts of fish and meat hits our habachi grills!" lol

  • i dont think he swung the katana right.. it looks like he is chopping with it, but the katana is a slicing weapon.. and i forgot how to spell slicing so i hope i got it right.. lol. anyway, im only a sword smith, not a sword swinger.

  • that is the nicest kitchen knife i have ever seen.hahaha

  • not cool

  • お肉・・・美味しそう・・・

  • Poor fish =)

  • Some serious stuff with light-hearted music. LOL

  • that was an odd video....i mean who cuts fish??? "and for our next video we will be cutting a peacock". now if he cut that fish while it was alive and swimming that would be cool

  • who ever wants sushi thumbs up!!!

  • thats how you fillet a fish

  • clean up on isle 5

  • Don't get too excited, his katana IS sharp but his technique is zero.

    No skill at all, just a plain swing.

  • @ValarMorgoth are you kidding me. that's James Williams

    here's a video of him doing tameshigiri /watch?v=RS2YcBbubs8

  • @1bol1 Exactly my point.

    I stand to my previous statement.

    By the way, are you kidding me ?

  • @ValarMorgoth exactly your point as in he has skills?

  • @1bol1 No noob, as "I stand to my previous statement"

    So you were kidding, after all ....

  • @ValarMorgoth hang on i don't follow here.

    you say that you stand to your previous statement, wich was that he has no skills, right?.

  • @ValarMorgoth you know what? never mind

  • @1bol1 Lol, children .....

  • @ValarMorgoth how did you know

  • fresh shushi??? :DDDDDDDDDDD

  • imagine you mooning someone and they get mad and do this to your ass

  • could of picked a better angle on the meat, that fat TEARing didnt look so impressive, am i right?

  • um...fresh fish

  • lol at about :14 the salmons face, "oh noess"

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  • The video, along with the music, would make a great infomertial: "Houselady!! Tired of using those wimpy old knives to slice through fish, pork, beef and pretty much anything to use in your everyday meal? FEAR NO MORE!! We present you with this carbon-steel KATANA!! You'll be able to cut, slice, chop... anything you can imagine!!"

  • Ready for the sushi! yeah!

  • now imagine that that fish is youre leg!

  • @MJ4everTheKing ok, now imagine it's your face

  • @MJ4everTheKing if i had a fish for a leg i would be falling down a lot since a fish isn't strong enough to hold me up because it has weak little fish bones not people bones

  • What song is this?

  • Dave Pell - A Slick One

    Album: Group Seven Music

  • Alright thanks.

  • such cheerful music lol

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