How To Get Women

[emotionalguy42]

Question:How To Get Women

Answer: YOU CAN'T

[kilo269]

less white guy more footage of the asian chick who wit me?

[spunkypuppy]

Really? A free gift? As opposed to a gift she has to pay me for?

[Barnekkid]

Sure, it's the little things. She might be thinking "sumbitch is cheap" too.

[MindBender2011]

press nine and look at the right and left

[MindBender2011]

press six for him shooting a cannon!!!!

[yihate]

How to make a gift for a woman that will be in the trash in less then one minute.

[LeanderRandom]

Bet with a girl you can make her boobs move without touching it. Bet for 5 or 10 bucks. Than just squeeze them as long as you can. shout: THEY MOVED! she'll say: "Yes, but not without touching them!" you say: "Oh yeah, forgot about that. Here's 5 bucks!" *WARNING: They might call you a molester or slap you in the face.

[datalexkid]

i thought ur making a tampon...

[azhar07fa]

awesome man,,,,,,,thumbs up ur right little thing matter in a quick way

[angeliswhOa]

115 people disliked this video

[lilman102030]

@ 0:06 sec sex noises XD

[JesseVenturaSeals]

Easy: Be their bitch, and buy them shit

[socal786]

hey how did the tsunami affect you?

[SouljaboyFan399]

i think hes making it for for the girl that did the entrance in this vid

[blakbro2k]

wait you mean you don't just think of all women as sluts, treat them like shit, walk all over them, act arrogant and a jerk, then dump them when you get bored? Man I have been doing it all wrong.

[slaughtz]

1:00 is what she said when she saw you.

[crustylion123]

funny how this man is talking about getting women, when hes divorced, has no kids, and is a registered sex offender.. Yes sir all those kids in your intros to your how to videos are all the children he preys on.

[crazycabbar]

@crustylion123 lol really?

[ragedmoscito]

click on 1:00 constantly

[zekiraka]

i liked the part where u said do-sou ( i love the japanese languedge)

ps. i know i cant spell it

[M0Gify]

i remember we made this for mother's day but we put it in candle wax

[M0Gify]

i remember we made this for mother's day but we put it in candle wax

[M0Gify]

i remember we did it for mothersday in school but we put it in candle wax

[victorhenrique6]

RemiFebruary is really cute

[speedybrock]

what is that lol

[M1dg3tB011]

this looked easy until i tried it..

[DuhEnlightenedOne]

The only women Iw as able to get with this, were fat women or women who live in trailer parks or fat women who live in trailer parks.

[robloxperson1]

Something tells me you live in Japan.

[mrmanpie]

its the little things that count. GET SOME SEX!

[jdon19]

@mrmanpie

yes but i wish i can get some lmao....

[MRCOOLGAMERGUY]

good jobyou made her a tampon she'l love it

[zlyable]

0.53

[gimli13579]

Get some!

[bakoskater13]

that shows that ur cheap

[xzogoclock]

she knows lol

[AdytheAdy]

u didnt do the real trick, give it to a woman^^

[freezeframe924]

i just eat a girl out if i want to get them haahha

[lovesick15firehazard]

I'm pretty modest when it comes to gifts, I do enjoy the little things, but I don't think I would like a napkin-flower as a gift.. 

[rendros88]

@lovesick15firehazard If I were a woman, I'd love it lol

[Thomasbki]

Free, yes, but it does involve stealing a napkin xD

[rawrsaidthemouse]

@Thomasbki What? That's assuming you didn't buy your meal first :D

[Thomasbki]

@rawrsaidthemouse Ah, in my country, napkins aren't included the meal price! They're just there for show.

[rawrsaidthemouse]

@Thomasbki Ouch..... get a better country then.... lol :D

[CesarBarraza]

can we get a more detailed video on how to do this please!!

[raysphanatic]

whatcountry is that

[sutras108]

@raysphanatic He's either in Japan or is at a Japanese rest bec at  0:47 (as he gestures-which is even more polite) he says "domo" which means thanks.

[MissHannahMinx]

very suave, you.

[rymaly]

money is more effective

[Chequelito14]

A Tampon??? 

[WRESTLINGnANIME]

Thought you were going to give it to that lady.

[Braunschweider]

"it's the little things that count"? OK, so no sex...

[the5parkers]

Love it. ( :

[Ribenawafer]

LOL im really sorry but... that probaly wont get a women and.... i dont need a napkin to get a women also... why dont you just go get a real rose or watever spending money on a gift (instead of stealing a resturants napkin.. -.-) shows that you actually care about her.. (ect.,

[emhot20]

@Ribenawafer lol money buys love?

[fiji1492]

Eric! You should have handed it to your server!

[TheDilligan]

thats awesome!!!

[holyelectricalsocket]

of course he posts the hot chick at the beginning as the thumbnail of a video of how to get women.

[TheYummyPokemon]

How to get a woman: Stop visiting these stupid videos.

[FaithFallenAngel770]

:3 As a women I'd say I would LOVE that~ I like the simple things in life

[Tiles10]

i gave my girldriend one of these and she dumped me.

[markjverica]

thats a napkin. thats a restaurant gift. take my advice and give your girl a real flower

[Dymys200]

96 people dont like food arivals.

[superhel]

@Dymys200

98 peoples are gay!

[WhosAtroll]

@Dymys200 make that me being the 99th

[smashbeans]

awsome!

[teddieftw]

What happened to just asking a girl out?

[marcinwols]

if you want to get woman you need some liquid motivation AKA liquor

[Politics4Dummies]

I got my women a Gillette Quatro for her mustache

[JokerManiacz]

@Politics4Dummies How mature of you to post such a thing.

[HomleandSecurity]

@Politics4Dummies If your woman is japanese you're gonna need a lawnmower for the asoko.

[magsantug]

@Politics4Dummies you must live in Ukraine. lol

[DestinyQx]

how to get women? be confident about who u are, have a personality, be funny, be understanding, be supportive, have them know u can stand up for them when u need to, once they know all that, the 6 pack is just icing on the wedding cake

[TheCoolBeaans]

yeaahh i made a white rose out of a napkin. now i can get a bitch to follow me around all the time yeaahh can't wait for the nagging to start. i hope i don't have to buy her something expensive. i love thiiis yippyyyyy *heel-tap

[azomila9]

How*

[azomila9]

Hey Eric I saw your channel the other day and I'm wondering hoe did you get that banner to your channel?

[FlankerVT]

How to get women?

Make a lot of money.

[Attila709]

I think you have to attach a hundred dollar bill to the flower.

[metalshadowoverlord]

94 people couldn't get a woman.

[Davidweiser]

Our society has for the last 50 years slowly changed women into whores and into thinking like whores. It's all about money now. Women don't just want money, they actually need it now. If you got lots of money, it don't matter. Women say they don't want a man for his money, but they're lying bitches, they have to be. THEY DO! Ask your self when was the last time you ever even heard of a good-looking woman wanting a man that made less or has less than she does. NEVER!

[KJSBTK]

It's a tampon!

[armst012]

No wedding ring on this guy, and he looks like he not allowed 100 feet near any elementary school..I'll pass on this creepy trick..

[Behindspace90]

@armst012

Haha, my thoughts exactly.

[flashite]

@armst012 wow dude why do u have to be the fuckface who judge every1 else... just enjoy the fucking video

[armst012]

@flashite

I know it was a dick thing to say.. But in the end who cares..

[dmckoy91]

... a tampon?

[DuctapePenguin]

I've made about 12 of these already and all the girls I gave them too pointed and laughed at me, it made me sad.

[rphinks]

everyone is wrong. you can't rely on this to get you pussy you have to deliver it at the right moment. if you talk her ear off for an hour you already lost.

[tubamanKevinU8]

@rphinks hahaha

[Kinguto]

i tried this and now no woman in town will give me the time of day..........i'm sooo lonely now...

[TheMakexTv]

i gave that to girlfriend and she said "YOU CHEAP BASTERD!" and then she broke up with me....

[ShadowBlazer19]

@TheMakexTv Then she was never worth your time to begin with. ;)

[southernwoman2010]

@TheMakexTv HAHA

[greenspacedog]

I think this is really cool but I can't figure out the leaf part?? Can anyone help?

[Answ3rlol]

this old ass nigga gets no pussy

[Telonelemon3]

@Answ3rlol Hes older. So he goes after older people. Not everyone is a ghetto aass poor person. Some people are acttually rich. Like me lol

[ums1002]

nice bro

[Kindapple]

just be a rich. thats the only truth

[Elfonz0]

by "women" you mean prostitute? just bring out the wallet.

[ferryamasword]

#WHAT

[YurAllStupid]

So I guess the girl is in this to mislead people into thinking it was her video. Thumbs down just for that. Dude, do it on your own steam.

[wdp11683]

W TF!!

[00Debaser00]

I just put a ribbon on my cock and pull it out.that present is even faster to make.

[psycho642]

wait..you can't buy those things on ebay...damn

[eldeng]

soooooooooo PimP. how many kids do you have?

[jesper164a]

I don't need a napkin... Why? Because I, am Awesome! True story!

[firelord9000]

@jesper164a

Lol

[DorkTheNerdInvader1]

@ :40

a fly swatter?

[datzfast]

i though he was making a tampon

[OhhWowFilms]

Hey guys, we show you how to get women FOREALS! Take a look at our video ;)

[Conpa18Dani]

@OhhWowFilms

hahaha this for losers l0l

this shit was on featured videos :S

[dontlike2bfedwith]

i think it would make a tampon then a gift. lol

[SteveXnycperformance]

I like to show woman my dick on the first appearance, cause it all she will be see through the whole relationship.

[rollerider71]

WHAT A PLAYER

[RoyalThePrince]

Just walk up to a lady, and tell her you "Wanna tap that, bap, bap, bap, bap" and there's no way you'll go wrong.

[Playback007able]

What kinda' women is gonna' be moved by this'...whatever the ef' it is.? Dude, it is the big thang that really counts in any true relationship...called the 'Big Bang'.

[NoobARific206]

u dont have time to videotape 4 youtube,

bitch make me a sandwich

[astralarchetype]

@sidewaysntraffic dude, that is priceless. 

[TigerClawsM]

@sidewaysntraffic

You've been watching way to many cartoons...

[sidewaysntraffic]

@TigerClawsM Hahaha you took that seriously? My mistake, I thought everyone was born with a sense of humor. The funniest thing tho, is I clicked on your profile and all I seen was cartoons.. The irony LoL.

[TigerClawsM]

@sidewaysntraffic

♦___♦ Yeah....

I was actually surprised that it got as many thumbs up as it did. Because not all women are WHORES... Just saying...

[XxWhoopaxX]

@sidewaysntraffic my advertisement beside this video is for EliteMeeting(dawt)com Date The Rich lol, and i'd give it a 90% what if you ugly lmao =p

[sidewaysntraffic]

@XxWhoopaxX Two words. Donald Trump.

[igotTHEcookies]

wait so all i do is make em a paper flower and i get laid???

[PikabooxxD]

Guyy this aint gon get you lay

[varoom300]

mine turned into a vagina on a stick D:

[Nacob07]

I bet you he gets so much pussy.

[flyingscience]

Heres a napkin broomstick for you to ride around on your period you old WITCH .

Thats what I was thinking he was going to say !

[Pasguiroq]

wtf!! what a way to waste a napkin!!

[ThreeCatsScratching]

here's how to get a woman, just say the four letter word they love to hear...cash

[FoundationsofPause]

@ThreeCatsScratching cunt? 4 letter word?

[ThreeCatsScratching]

@FoundationsofPause definitely the wrong four letter word

[lngalbr2]

I'm a waitress. I've gotten many of those lol.

[R3allyBored]

I thought you were going to make some cheap tampon or something

[twoPEU]

what a....

[evililbazturd]

yup. thats how you get women. your right.

[HomerDBraver]

If that did work...I don't know who would have it worse...him or her

[Booyakahshaify]

I want some Asian food now after watching this.

[JokersFollower]

Looks like a tampon

[ssrapist]

If you want to get a woman stop looking like Pedo Bear's dad ^

[cvmango]

this shit never works unless shes blind

[ThePowerfulPandaMan]

im not creative enough to make that i just tried

[KiiNgofTheCastle]

my girlfriend doesnt stay wet as long so i have to bust real quick....any pointers on keeping her wet so i can penetrate easier

[flyingscience]

@KiiNgofTheCastle Keep her weter by keeping her upside down ! Dont let her drool on the floor !

[KiiNgofTheCastle]

@flyingscience hey!!!!!!!! i bought sum KY jelly, i squirt just a smidgen in that little cooter....man o man does she ever bust

[KiiNgofTheCastle]

@Rookmang hahahahahhaa

[guitarist0201]

looks like a tampon

[anutuk]

Men are so cute.

[MrJohnnyrace]

@anutuk Yes we are !! and we make great pets too !!!

[mieshiepoo]

vaginies feel good on my penis

[alaincharnier1971]

guy: here, look what I made for you!

girl: get that piece of toilet paper out of my face

[WHEREtheFUNK]

no kiddies...this works. However for the trailer trash girls, just buy her a miller light and tell her to meet you in the truck in 5 minutes

[Austin101123]

@WHEREtheFUNK lol nice one

[KiiNgofTheCastle]

@WHEREtheFUNK hahahahahhahaha or a nigger there easy to get ahahha just giv them a blunt hahahahah

[JiggerBooWigger]

she'd be happier if it were a paper dildo

[Le417]

GAY

[carwrap25]

That's not how to get a girl that's how to get slapped

[CharityxKilo]

@carwrap25 it's cute and original though. It can go both ways with girls. The spoiled ones want you to give her flowers and diamonds, the ones that are worth marrying would rather you give her small things and slowly move up to the expensive shit. Besides, some girls will think if you get her something expensive immediately, she'll think you're trying to get into her pants by bribing her with reall fancy stuff. Believe me, I'm in a town of spoiled whores

[SuperSmashbro125]

Um...I think some flowers from my neighbors yard would work better.

[FanOFFiFa]

@SuperSmashbro125 haha hell yea :)

[VVD]

that dude with the huge watch gets so much puss its ridic

[UniversalMinded]

act like you don't like a woman and then she'll be all over you, i'm telling you it works like magic

[swagger656]

@UniversalMinded lol your so right i act like my hot girlfriend does not even exist and shes always rubbing my feet and giving me backrubs while i watch football life dont get much better then that the only thing that could improve it is if i can teach my dog to get me my beer

[UniversalMinded]

@swagger656 yeah see,most women wan't attention but if u don't give them any then they'll have to come to u and ask for it.

[thanosgk13]

wow...what a GIFT(os)...

[BoltaVS]

i did that when i was 6,and gave ti my mothers friend :)

[RemusLupo]

THANKS I always wanted to know how to do that.

[RemusLupo]

@Rookmang

sure.

[cenrap58]

A get some box would work better for me

[championofcathay]

should've given it to the waitress

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

@Rookmang rofl!