What do Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen (eww), Jonah Hill (eww), & Bill Maher (eww) & Sarah Silverman ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
Hint: They are blood brothers / sister with Adam Sandler, Larry King, Jerry Seinfeld & Jon Stewart as example. Give up? They ARE ALL JEWISH...
Demetri Martin your HONKER is a dead give away!
Search for: An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews Invented Hollywood. The Jewish are prevalent in movies, TV, & the media because they invented it! COOL
i don't recall commenting on my spelling failing, or a need to comment on its terrible-ness and i admit that its beyond fixable and very bad... but hey, dose anyone see a video on my spelling failing, or do they see a video of Demetri Martin? here is where i should question your eyes but i'll leave it because it would be out of the subject. go watch an older video of Demetri Martin, its funnier.
running mac OSX, don't need the frustration of vista. thinking of getting my macbook on a dual os, running Windows XP too though because windows for mac programs are terrible (they are the only programs that i have run on my macbook that will make it freeze) and, unfortunately, they are currently needed as mac offers no programs of any where near the standards of windows in that field.
Ha! Well put. I love Demetri but people plain ole straight quote him all the time. Seems like relevent thoughts or experiences should be *added* or it isn't really commentary.
Hmmmm, next party perhaps we (my friends and I) should make a drinking game out of creating slang for sober. Behold the power of irony! :-D
Ha. Hilarious.
CharliRheaGraham 6 months ago
Hahaha so funny
his voice is kinda sexy though
Limecitrone 9 months ago
everybody here has some thumbs up. i think i should get some too
azndonutpwnager 9 months ago
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to2manytoos 1 year ago
I love demetri martin.
"I feel so..... LUCID..." gotta love his vocab
oh, yeah
to2manytoos 1 year ago 2
"Like, I'm right on schedule"
mangobanna 1 year ago 4
So driving everybody home
joegagosto 1 year ago
"i am right on schedule" haha very funny
chargerfan96 2 years ago 7
His speaking voice has the most calming effect! It's very nice.
LivienRochelle 2 years ago 34
i used all of these on friday and saturday night.
claireiswaycool 2 years ago 6
This should make it onto the show.
Zerrith 2 years ago 5
Love that word (lucid)
FairyTaleFan 2 years ago 5
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What do Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey Jr., Seth Rogen (eww), Jonah Hill (eww), & Bill Maher (eww) & Sarah Silverman ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
Hint: They are blood brothers / sister with Adam Sandler, Larry King, Jerry Seinfeld & Jon Stewart as example. Give up? They ARE ALL JEWISH...
Demetri Martin your HONKER is a dead give away!
Search for: An Empire of Their Own: How the Jews Invented Hollywood. The Jewish are prevalent in movies, TV, & the media because they invented it! COOL
Nezello 2 years ago
im soo... preserved. lolololol
hameater554 2 years ago 6
this should be in his stand up jokes!
anesthesiac 2 years ago 3
"Man, I'm so driving everyone home."
LMAO oh that was too funny.
TheLorrre 2 years ago 39
Lucid
: )
xMASdestructionx 3 years ago 2
WTF is that dodo.
archuletarox321 3 years ago
"man, i'm so...preserved." hahaha
himynameisnozomi 3 years ago 3
I'm going to use that last line at parties from now on..."Man, I am SO driving everyone home..." Afterall, I'm almost always the designated driver.
LoveHateSensation 3 years ago 4
i don't recall commenting on my spelling failing, or a need to comment on its terrible-ness and i admit that its beyond fixable and very bad... but hey, dose anyone see a video on my spelling failing, or do they see a video of Demetri Martin? here is where i should question your eyes but i'll leave it because it would be out of the subject. go watch an older video of Demetri Martin, its funnier.
Guid0o7 3 years ago
you obviously dont have vista guid0o7
blahdal 3 years ago 4
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running mac OSX, don't need the frustration of vista. thinking of getting my macbook on a dual os, running Windows XP too though because windows for mac programs are terrible (they are the only programs that i have run on my macbook that will make it freeze) and, unfortunately, they are currently needed as mac offers no programs of any where near the standards of windows in that field.
Guid0o7 3 years ago
I am sooo driving everyone home
jyle828 3 years ago
can someone explain the windows vista thing in the corner? is it an advert or... whats the go?
Guid0o7 3 years ago 4
Demetri has a deal with microsoft. they have product placement in a lot of his vids. even if it has nothing to do with the joke he's telling.
MicroStudiosCoCc 3 years ago
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thats stupid. it makes Demetri fail, just like Windows Vista dose...
Guid0o7 3 years ago
you are my hero demitri
jadelynn1331 3 years ago
lol i love that he's sitting on a dodo.
glassass10 3 years ago 4
man I am so driving everyone home (laugh out loud) thats incredible
ABookByAnyOtherName 3 years ago 3
im rite on schedule lol
HelenW264 3 years ago
xD ' ahh man... i am so.. driving everyone home'
OMG HE'S SO HILARIOUS
xXxfrankiesxgalxXx 3 years ago 7
i am dieing!!!
"...god, i am so...lucid"
cathrynw 4 years ago 5
He reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg, although waaaaaay less high. F'n funny guy!
bstonebridge 4 years ago 2
"I am so driving everyone home" HAHAHAHA
RockerXAdam 4 years ago 4
Why does he sound like he's half asleep?
PCASideProject 4 years ago
becuz its funny
overratedname 4 years ago 4
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its spelled because dummy.
acquadare 4 years ago
good point...maybe hed been to a party the night before he recorded this
johnbarrowmanisgod 4 years ago
Because he's cooler than you are. It's funnier if he sounds like this.
CassieFuzzyBear 4 years ago 2
He has a very deadpan delivery that I think is one of his strong points.
maskusmajorus 4 years ago 6
"man i am so driving everybody home" hahahaha
bren127 4 years ago 5
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so if you love panic! this is the day to celebrate them
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ClanStein 4 years ago
yay 4 Panic!!
Librairian 4 years ago
"Man I am so quoting this in the comments section just in case because I think people actually give a shit about which of his one-liners you liked"
lanz0r4tehwin 4 years ago 3
Ha! Well put. I love Demetri but people plain ole straight quote him all the time. Seems like relevent thoughts or experiences should be *added* or it isn't really commentary.
Hmmmm, next party perhaps we (my friends and I) should make a drinking game out of creating slang for sober. Behold the power of irony! :-D
pmcrimson 4 years ago
man im so preserved.
magitony 4 years ago
ohh man, i am sooooo.....you wanna make out?? hahahaha "man im sooo preserved"
ddukeunc12 4 years ago
just carry round an empty bottle... genius XD
cait11291 4 years ago 2
ohh man im so driving everybody home....lmaooooo
yoyololrofl 4 years ago
"oh man, i am so...you wanna make out." haha
smjfrank89 4 years ago
LOL
muchachaverdeygris 4 years ago
haha go the non drinkers
im gonna do that next time im at a party just carry round an empty bottle
xxsunshine89xx 5 years ago
i am so not wrecked, like im right in schedule HAHA
cheapbananas 5 years ago
"Man, I am so driving everybody home." Hahah, oh Demetri.
ofparachutes 5 years ago
lol i am sooo lucid genius
theattachments 5 years ago
lmaoo funni vid cuz
UTubeMyPubes 5 years ago
no comments!!
Mawled 5 years ago