Rosario Dawson & Fat Guy Flashes the President

[phattbilly]

ok

[GbRedemptiionn]

AT&T is worse It is suuuper super suuuper bad even if you upgrade.

[AricDaNinja]

charter is worse

[FlashBash64]

Rated Arg for Pirates. Fuck you!

[scotlandmurray]

ROFLMAO @ this guy in this video watch this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=mv34UvJ-at­w this is hilarious I almost died laughing

[Phelixas]

Wow. I'm in the 20%. I switched from AT&T for having horrible customer service and it's better than that.

[Imatrollyay]

QOTD: Yes. If I had insurance, and it from a well-known, reliable company, I'd totally do that.

[RuthMurder]

I hate juggalos<3

[TheRealStupidMovie]

Answer: F***K YEAH.

[kennyrocks11]

I must say that EA WIFI is far worst than comcast. I never had any problems with them. My friend who has EA wifi has a 1mb upload/download speed which can (since it's satelite) drop in and out during cloudy weather. When he first got them they said that they were high speed which is a lie. His parents tried to get other stuff like fios (which I have) but fios won't provide service. And he only lives 9 miles away. So between fios and EA WIFI should get this award.

[arienconsolini]

fuck u icp rocks

[Sloppyjoemess]

QOTD: Well, it would cut down on drunk driving..

[eight216]

<----- lucky 20%

[Hoopermazing]

Herpy Herp... that would be his 1980's hip hop DJ name.

[RobotKing27]

I'm in that 20%!

[TheStpatricksday]

yes cus i like MIB II

[RobotKing27]

@TheStpatricksday I think that puts you in a group with about three other people

[Zergrushing]

@RobotKing27 Nah, MIBII is a respectable movie. IT is not the best, but is is a good movie.

[CarlosCrack193]

the thing on your lip has a thing on its lip..

[hulkmeister23]

Cars that drive themselves? We are just one step closer to a Terminator style future man. Also, who's Minka Kelly?

[tffirmo]

"fucking magnets, how do they work"!?!?!?!

Enough proof

[jayreilly90]

people who like icp are fucking retarded. yup very true know a few of them.

[kevinsaluague09]

people like this just want to be popular.

[ManlyMatrixMan]

this would be a very good car to have. Just say you went to a party, and got drunk. crazy, I know. you just tell the car to take you home. or if you're driving and feeling REALLY tired, just tell the car to take over. kind of like in I,ROBOT.

[LiquidRelief]

the guy is horrible

[fingardner]

this guy is horrible

[queenfrostine97]

some magazine had a contest of what should a bumber sticker on that car should say. the winner said "my car is smarter than your honor student"

[craziecraig]

a car thaqt drives itself? - what was that film with sylvester stalone and that chick....uh....sandra bullock? surely they had that car like pre-programed and it would drive offa cliff...YEAH and wesley snipes was in it too.... uhm...cant remember anyhow-= i suppose if it had both manual and auto control cool- but i still think a comp can still have glitches so, i wouldn't put it on the auto setting - or at least i had to get used to it.

[sharpshooter48]

@craziecraig i think the movie you thinking of is demolition man

[puckle3]

QOTD: does this car contain cup holders!

[thecrisisification]

"as long as its not running windows"

XD

and cars driving themselves?...hmm...well...as long as the passengers are those 16 year old girls from the picture

[SGR1000]

why do you have to swear to make a point? "It's because you are a dork"

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

QOTD:Yes because that will allow me to masturbate on my way to work without the risk of killing myself by driving into a wall.

[borlo2007]

woa woa woaaa is that herpes... in tour lips??? dude WTF???

[JamesIII]

cold sore

[juliaspike]

i'm not furking returded. i like the icp whoot.

[cubanmex1]

@ikorack I think u might be right lol

[ikorack]

dude someone has probably been divorced for masturbation

[mackenzierae3]

Where's my back rub?

[weekkendwarrior]

hey, dude, did you see that new twilight movie?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA

[xKosmopolivan]

you should get an own show on tv!!

the whole world should see your talent by entertaining people!!!

:D

[HeartOfTheUniverse]

I've heard HughesNet also sucks like hell. ^.~

[MrStevilKneivel]

Makeup...makeup.......could you please fix the yellow teeth and the cold sore? Thank you!

[zintendo1995]

How many back massages does this guy owe?

[carcrazy123451]

hell no !

[Teaseur75]

Pop that blister or use freeze to dry it please!!!

[shipoopi92]

The funniest part is ICP has 2 songs solely about stabbing people. THEY ARE AWESOME!

[sillygummiebear]

StarCraft II - Single player mode in SC2 is a bit different, you get points that go on to your online account. As well, people were cracking the game so they could play single player w/o buying a copy at all. So I kinda support this. If it had been more like traditional game's single player modes, I would totally agree with you.

Autonomous cars - I'd buy and trust them, yes. My car now is semi-autonomous (High end Mercedes)

[Poisonouscookie09]

definitely trusting that awesome car

[johnclark1102]

Of course I would trust a car to drive itself, as long as I had the ability to override it and drive manually. Then again, I am a pilot so maybe I'm just more comfortable with the idea because I use autopilot in my airplane all the time.

[Claffattack]

Vote yes on 19? Why yes Phil, I will do that

[Operationcomments]

Hey I'm a Juggalo.....butthole. Lol! Your cool Phil....don't diss on us....

[TheOoglypoogly]

herpes.

[gonace]

Windows 2000 is quite stable, worse if it runs Windows ME!

[ghop84]

hell yeah! minority report here we come!

[mastertriangle1]

Yes I'd trust the car ... unless its a decepticon

[TheCree23]

I agress with @stabber015... ive seen irobot... i know whats coming next!

[allofstrife]

in canada, igloo drives you!!

[tribamarina]

yeah i want a car that drive itselft i am kinna tired of getting in accidents where i ran people over i would be able to text to my bf and gfs all the time while driving....... that is awesome

[MacyDino]

The eyebrow raising only works for Jack Black, sorry.

[politicalratfinder]

dude is that herpies on your lip... I'm just saying!

[oneawesomefreak1]

this is the 100th video i've liked. jus sayin.

[speckles1956]

If you don't vote next week the Bush/Cheney nightmare will be back.

[subfusion01]

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, it' volatile sight of hé; neilson, you know that the management of S that loaded this is really a member of this guy' The fist of S, had a supposition, of which in Rosario Dawson homoerotic he is, where I am, he is done, who we can' T-I kiss, nigga

[pogicraft]

well its different though because it affects your game score. Starcraft II has ingame cheats where you type a message into chat that you can use. The cheats that are bannable are the ones that alter how the game functions, giving you a higher gamer score without the work. Also you usually have to abuse it a lot before they bust you for it....

like theres a bug where you can only get 1580 of 1600 points for campaign but the cheaters can get 1600

[ichigokurosaki9894]

ok man wtf y bash all icp fans im a icp fan and im not fucking crazy do really stupid shit or ne thing like that so the fact that u r bashing all icp kinda makes me mad like yeah there are crazys that like icp but not all r so yeah thats my 2 cents love ya phil u annoy me sum days but ill never unsub 1 im too lazy and 2 ur fuckin awesome most days =)

[sickwiditc310]

is it possible to catch herps by watching this video??????

[xmichiganfanx]

heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp­pppeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

[poodlelord]

Comcast, gives us free internet...

But now i don't get cable, i'm not going to complain.

[MrMoo7]

Phil the reason they're banning people hacking in single player is because of achievements/portraits being gained without doing the required actions necessary to get them.

[HandsOfSugar]

comcast has worked fine for me

[LOV3MOR]

the question is what does the car exactly do. yes it drives but does it turn, stop at red lights, avoid other cars? stuff like that are essential

[Dilaltastic]

I want a hipster girl in bed.

[hahntsak]

johnny cab...

[MrDonkDonkerson]

The single player mode has achievements which affect your multiplayer profile.

I agree with Blizzard on this one.

[Vtothe3rdpwr]

@MrDonkDonkerson Yea but they can disable achievements if u decide to cheat in single player mode. I did it before they announced the banning stuff and all they did was disable achievements. I strongly agree for banning ppl in multiplayer for cheating but in single player mode which blizzard can easily turn off achievements, I don't think so.

[longhelltime]

@MrDonkDonkerson But its on PC...

[bluethenix]

hell yeah i would buy one,

finally blind people can drive too :P!

[VerLaRick]

only if it's kin to one of the surviving autobots (transformers reference to people who live under a rock)

[Neumie7]

@Nathan12380 yeah, ok! lol

[stabber015]

QOTD: No, because i've seen iRobot.

[thewitheredwretch]

a car that can drive it self you ask... hmmm... fuck yes!!! if i get plastered i cant get a DUI because i aint driving!!!

[twistanapple333]

ICP FOR LIFE!

[madamoisellekim]

....is that a herpe?

[ShredSurfSkateRepeat]

that shit on your lip has some shit on its lip

[Jamboy37]

QOTD: Yes, because it is a problem solver. Period.

[Just0that0cool]

I would love a car that drove itself. I usually get lost or take wrong exits in large cities I have not been to before. So car that drove itself would be alot less stressfull and convienient.

[insanitor37]

QOTD:yes, but only if I'm too lazy to get groceries. wait, it doesn't do that.

[tjt072]

The thing that scares me about the self driving car is that if they is mechanical failure while it's on the road, it can cause a lot of issues especially if there is human to control it if something goes wrong. On the other hand, it probably drives a lot better than some of the scary human drivers out there.

[TehJeY]

Where's my back massage? You promised.

[calvinbase]

I'd trust robot surgeon operating on my nibbly bits if google made it...

[lifesgoodpeep]

I would if something went wroung i would just put it back in the right lane since you can also drive it.

[Brigadier88]

i wouldn't want a car that can drive its self, because i'd probably go outside to go to work and the car not be there, then it would show up like 30 minutes later and and be like "sorry bro, just wanted to go to the store." lol

[ToastMaster623]

I worry if I got a robo-car, it'll turn into a transformer

[InternationalGriffin]

I drive for eight hour periods on a regular basis, so yes this would be kick ass!

[GoFloatOnAPontoonxD]

glad to know you don't trust me with an idea >.<

[GoFloatOnAPontoonxD]

glad to know you don't trust me with an idea.

but meh, i still like you.

QOTD: it would have to be like half 'driving-its-self-car' and half normal, so i could drive when i felt like it (:

[BingoFace7]

Um fuck yes I want a car that drives itself. Now I can fulfill my dream of taking a nap on those long 2 hour drives.

[magicianoftransport]

Sounds like Blizzard...

Although the reason they "discourage" cheating in the single-player mode is because its closely linked with the multiplayer mode through an achievement system. This leads to and "unfair" advantage. Why dont they all just play tetris instead.

[anbayanyay]

QOTD: yep, but here's why it'll never happen. If the car's driving I want the manufacturer to be completely responsible for what happens if it goes insane and kills a busload of schoolkids. The liability will be the thing that puts the kibosh to the idea. Plus the 10,000 page nuclear plant style qualification the government will make any such product pass will drive the cost from $50,000 into the millions. And honestly I am not sure I would want it any other way, sadly.

[oshadiniluka]

Thousands of Asian women Profiles here lushfmlk.info

[MrMarsh100]

LUCKY 20%( Comcast was horrible though)

[superchee2e]

QOTD: yes as long as it's not a DELL. Dell sux harder than ICP fans.

[krystal304]

there is no way i would ever buy a computerized car.

what if it freezes ?

"excuse me , car , there's a cliff ahead. time to turn."

"sorry, we're having some technical difficulties right now . searching for solution."

and then the steering wheel is frozen! aaah !

and then i die .

:( that would be sad.

i dont know enough about these cars to seriously answer, but i dont think i would buy one.

[archangel5950]

how did hp not get worst company they fucking suck

[critter505]

Nice "cold sore". lol

[hamsterhill]

magnets... how do they work?

[Breakdownclown]

video editing win

[ryfin2000]

Would i trust a self-driving car... Not v1.0, let me wait till its been around a few years and have to deal with cars in "less than ideal" condition.

[MasterDeBaitor88]

Is that a Herpe on this lip? Congrats!

[MasterDeBaitor88]

is that a herpe on his lip?

[Breakdownclown]

@MasterDeBaitor88 you watch the office this week? haha.

[sweetolywa]

i need to know what song is playing in the background at the end credits... thnx

[hachiata]

I <3 this fucken show!

[LeaftailRox]

I luv starcraft

[BloodMagex]

Fucking Blizzard........ignore my name.

[x0xEmmaxRockzx0x]

yay!!this was posted on my bday

[jordanhhh4]

Octomus prime nuff said

[rhian116]

I would trust Windows 2000 over Vista anyday. There'd be a mass murder if Vista were in charge... You know, after it finished asking you fifteen times whether or not it could go on a mass murder spree.

[MsSnwLvr]

Blizzard's also suing 4 people who made hacks within 2 weeks of the release of one of their games. The issue is, 2 live in Canada, 1 lives in peru, and i totally forgot where the other one was. The End Terms thingy stated that any court things would have to happen in Los angeles county...so they don't know if it'll actually happen. But Blizzard sure did try.

[kathyxpartiesx92]

hahahaha i love the blizzard/wife analogy :D

[BrittanyGosselin]

i wouldnt trust a car that drove itself for the same reason i dont trust new technology that performs surgery, when you taking people lives into consideration you dont leave it up to a computer that can malfunction

[jacobeterry]

@BrittanyGosselin The issue is, human error is much more prevalent than computer error. You would trust a shaking human being with family, work, and relationship issues hopped up on ten cups of coffee and hiding behind hundreds of thousands of dollars of malpractice insurance to cut you open before you would trust a computer?

[ACTeslaMachineDC]

BREW YOUR OWB BEER! LEARN HOW TO:

YOUTUBE DOT COM/ACTESLAMACHINEDC

[ZM1productions]

schon klasse aber das finde ich besser:

/watch?v=eIXuOdyOpc0

[ichliebesoma]

damn phone! but any way it would make some driving trips a lot faster at least you wouldnt have to stop and sleep until you got where you were going

[ichliebesoma]

i dont know if i would trust it but hell i would try do yo

[Bagel34BC]

So I hate to tell you this because you're awesome but you have herpes and have 7 days to live.

[minime00]

@Bagel34BC,

hate to tell u too but u prob have it... 90 percent of people have that. Either H1 or H2 not sure which one is what. Half of those don't even know it's. It's commonly called a cold sore.

[jacobeterry]

@minime00 You're thinking different strains of HPV, or the same virus that causes genital and other warts. Human prevalence of Herpes simplex 1 or 2 is more like 35%, split evenly between people with 1 or 2. A surprising number of them have both.

[minime00]

@jacobeterry no i'm not thinking that hpv is very commong to.. 80 percent of people have that. HPV doesn't always cause that either.

[ITOK3B0WL5ON420]

fuck juggalos 

[bastiglione]

Aaaachhhherpes

[jon62796]

first ;D

[andy990999]

Why do you look like uve been doing a whole lot of Crack?

[Samurai1107]

Flash this, YouTube:____Hump that Piano Baby

[gosurfh2o]

would I still get a DUI in a self driving car? Please clarify...

[linearstar]

Lmao!! ++

[timmy865]

nah drivings fun

[Shydrow]

STARCRAFT WOOT!!!!

[darkgothicmage]

First off where the hell is my back massage and secondly.... Fuck you man ICP are amazing. I agree some fans can be Fucking retarded but so can the rest society. True Juggalos and Juggalettes understand the message behind the lyrics. A Juggalo and a Juggaho (which would refer to the retarded group) are totally different. Saying all Juggalos are retarded is basiclly the same as saying all humans are retarded. I would have put americans but i have not met many smart Americans..which is why i left

[darkgothicmage]

P.S. I love the show been following you for quite awhile

[JackBulik]

yes i wuld trust a camputer car, cuz like you said its way more trust worthy then a spoiled 16teen year old semi retarded slut.

[the1andonlykid123]

I trust a robot car just as mutch as I trust that vista won't get a virus

[budweiserprincess09]

i think your so cute(:

[ryeolee]

@budweiserprincess09 I think hes cute too ^^

[dx89148]

QOTD:I would because I could jack off in the car now yessssss!!!

[zlucches]

HERPES!

[Necromancer1230]

About the whole "I pay big bucks for prankz!" thing, he's just lying, he just wanted to see if someone was dumb enough to do it.

QOTD: Yes, I'd be all for a car that drives itself, BUT ONLY IF IT"S OPTIONAL, I can't stress that enough. Let's say that me a bunch of friends went to a bar and got drunk, the car could conceivably be the designated driver, etc

[randomted]

Herpes, you have them.

[MluvsMCR1]

Vote YES OM 19!!!!!



[MyPoliticalViews]

D: those kind of icp fans suck, juggalos dont

[92mbull]

Hells ya i would get a car that drives itself, but thats just because i love getting drunk.

But I wouldn't get it if it had that big fucking thing on the roof.

[Tempclanleader]

yes i would trust a car that drives itself, because im a lazy F***, and because if it got into an accident, it wouldn't have to be covered by my insurance, but the by the people that made the car, since it technically wouldn't be my fault. :) yay free mayhem

[lankyeric]

Yes, buy and trust a car that drives itself. Best or worst thing that can happen.. it works and you never have to worry about driving again. Worst or best thing that can happen.. it crashes you sue and get paid.. if you live..

[Psypr1s]

YES! Comcast SUCKS!!! But most places don't give me a choice >.<

[Blatinodm]

you've lived in Atlanta??? Awesome!

[xXxAMxIxCRAZYxXx]

...For some odd reason, when he started moving his eyebrows at the end of the video, I started copying his movements... o.o I scare myself sometimes...

[bakura06ryou]

two words, I- Robot

[mrtulala1]

whats the song at the end of all your videos? i tried using shazam but it didn't work. 

[IOwnAPwny]

Of course i would... n´t cause the car could eat me. Dooh...