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99% of you will probably not even read this... but i just turned 14 and i am trying my best to become a cow. the 26th of december im traveling to the wide open fields of Texas to hopefully learn from the best cows. Being a cow means a lot to me.

I´ve just about started my training. I have just nailed old-day irons to my feet (really hurts) and tattooed myself to look like a cow. It would mean the world to me if you supported me.

Please, it means alot to me! Thanks

thailandcrab 2 months ago

You are cow~

StefiDelly 2 months ago

this changed my view cows. however i will continue to eat them cause theyare tasty :D

SenorMatthew 2 months ago 2

Really? I thought it was Merkel new hot video.. oO

dbkai75 2 months ago

this cured my cancer

silentmercenaryIII 2 months ago 2

May every knee bow.

TheAmazingamerica 2 months ago

wtf is this?

TheSjpatrik 2 months ago

i don't even like to eat cows, i just being forced

DestinyOfFreedom 2 months ago

Thats so funny

GameWorkers 2 months ago

i never eat cows

Mr300Jason 2 months ago

so funny

MrTory12345 3 months ago

Solid win, in a song, if physically possible.

Long Live CowGoesMoo, the Miltank

minecraftprotipsman 3 months ago

... you can squeeze my teets by hand

i am cow

i am co-oowwww

i am cow

i am co-oowwwwwwwwwwww

minecraftprotipsman 3 months ago 2

I am cow here me moo i weigh twice as much as you and i look good on the barbaque yogurt, curt, creamcheese and butter's made with liquid from my udders i am cow i am cow here me moo-ooo i am cow eating grass methane gas comes out my ass and out my muzzle when i belch oh the o-zone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner i am cow i am cow i've got ga-as i am cow here i stand far and wide upon this land and i am living everywhere from thee sea to newfoundland...

minecraftprotipsman 3 months ago

my friend doug wrote this on the back of his project and the teacher said it in front of the school LOL!! GOOD JOB DOUG!!!! :D

bella987123 3 months ago

this changed my life forever :')

aliibiersackBVB 3 months ago 41

@aliibiersackBVB lol it didn't change mine.

zomgseriosuly 3 weeks ago

After watching all these cow videos..... I've realized something..

.

I like cows...

MySharkyNomzYou 3 months ago

i gave a little tear hearing this :')

dstrbdxxxprncess 3 months ago

All cows in the video were female, yet have been voiced over by a male choir ? odd.

FlyJosh200 3 months ago

like a church song

magisober 4 months ago

Im emotionaly scared.

reininghorses57 4 months ago

I...I think I just discovered the secret of life, learned philosophy higher than the levels of Socrates and Plato, and uncovered all of the secrets of our past, present and future in two minutes and two seconds...My life now has meaning. :)

Doodlebugg6498 4 months ago

I AM COW I AM COW, IVE GOT GASSSSSSS

rabomaa 4 months ago

YES MY FAMILY I HAVE FOUND YOU.....I AM COW!

cara4108 4 months ago

@cara4108 YAY I DO HAVE MORE FAMILY!!!!

I AM ALSO COW!!!!

awesome65558 4 months ago

@awesome65558 YAY WE WILL BE UNITED AS COW MONSTERS MOOOO

cara4108 4 months ago

NO.

croxeh 4 months ago

hehe best song ever!!!

=P

theavrilrocks 4 months ago

it sucks

ravenpaw21 4 months ago

I remember when I was in grammar school, my house was called Cowan, so we did this in our music festival for the craic :D

I now love this song and sing it when I walk past the cows with my dog XD

GarlicxBread 4 months ago

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAH

sakura44487 5 months ago

my boyfriend is obsessed with this song... nicejob . (:

adriannawesterlund 5 months ago

cow mans my nick name

132panther 5 months ago

lol

thielemansmichael 5 months ago

this is the ONLY song i have ever bought on itunes :D

jov152 5 months ago

"I am giraffe, hear me breathe, My neck equals you times 3"

DancingQueen441 5 months ago

i want this played at my wedding

ghilas233 5 months ago

its inspired me to say i am cow

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NyKeHD 5 months ago

BOSSNESS!!!!!!!

132panther 5 months ago

yess you are a cow lol O_O

not bad video

nice!

asdfragmoovie 5 months ago

wtf?! i love this song! better than anything on the radio!

chikennuggett 5 months ago

yay :D

1236sunshine 5 months ago

what great music!

almost managed to mask the disturbing lyrics

ahadicow 5 months ago

LMAO

firstman692002 5 months ago

Im cow hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbeque Yogurt curd cream cheese and butters made from liquid from my utters I am cow I am cow Hear me moo I am cow eating grass Methane gas comes out my a** and out my muzzle when I belch Oh the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner Im cow Im cow Ive got gas Im cow here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From BC to newfound land you can squeeze my teets by hand Im cow Im cow Im co

immilessmiles 5 months ago

kinda wanted to shoot myself after listening to this

jboybling 6 months ago

I Cried.

SierraLovesUTube 6 months ago 52

@SierraLovesUTube You're a noob.. noob.

VexedMayo 2 months ago

@SierraLovesUTube

haha lol

NasuShinu4 1 week ago

Im cow hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbeque Yogurt curd cream cheese and butters made from liquid from my utters I am cow I am cow Hear me moo I am cow eating grass Methane gas comes out my a** and out my muzzle when I belch Oh the ozone layer is thinner from the outcome of my dinner Im cow Im cow Ive got gas Im cow here I stand Far and wide upon this land And I am living everywhere From BC to newfound land you can squeeze my teets by hand Im cow Im cow Im cow

gingerthedog2007 6 months ago

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gingerthedog2007 6 months ago

<3333333

drizzaydrakee69 6 months ago

i look good on the bq is funny also the cow that tooted

Lucybean11 6 months ago

ha :p

XxDemonOnexX 6 months ago

I am cow ...not sheeple ..ha ha ... just loving this ..again & again ... lol

gusthebroken2 6 months ago

Luv it ..in my fav ..^-^ gus

gusthebroken2 6 months ago

thumbs up if you raise cattle!

moo!

456Silouge 6 months ago

thumbs up if you raise cattle!

456Silouge 6 months ago

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fuyc

MrBooboo1994 6 months ago

nghjmgfhfgggggggg

MrBooboo1994 6 months ago

just heard on Radio Derby...... :P

jonfletcher147 6 months ago

so so touching :')

ilikestangerines 6 months ago

Bears are bad ass just saying

tobyonedog 6 months ago

44 people are idiots cuz this vid is AMAZING!

Lolo13smiles 6 months ago

Ah! this is meh theme song! :D

Lolo13smiles 6 months ago

lol kids in my class were singing this on the last day soooo funny

daddysbaby1123 7 months ago

@daddysbaby1123 same! where r u frm? :D

joshsimpson1000 6 months ago

That is truly beautifull

cutiegurl9996 7 months ago

MoO0oO0oO0oO0o!

cornearbornatortoise 7 months ago 2

I AM..... Beef

celuarphone123 7 months ago

sssssssssssssssssss teets

XD

MrZombieSlayerJr 7 months ago

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PRDAC123 7 months ago

like a victory song when you win a war :D

van2011canucks 7 months ago

Why does this sound like church music?

desmeemeeheidi27 7 months ago

poor cow

MsGra94 7 months ago

singing this while rowing a boat with rory at thames young mariners

chazhappymondays 7 months ago

<33333333 itttttttttttt!!

desmeemeeheidi27 7 months ago

the music sounds like we should honer these magnificant creatures

Sniperifle93 7 months ago

Mmmmm... steak...

mauownage 7 months ago

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sungiant2000 7 months ago

I can't believe this is by the same dudes who sang the Assumption song xD

akjadestar 7 months ago

@akjadestar I'm pretty sure the assumption song is by Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.

SpicyShani 7 months ago

@SpicyShani the assumption song is oneyng

chazhappymondays 7 months ago

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Ha Ha Ha!! :0

willcarr111 7 months ago

LOL I was sitting in the church yesterday singing this XD

xoJennaloverxo 7 months ago

dit nummer is geweldig mooi

dodokiphoen 7 months ago

HA! Awesome! I loved it!

JeffB1959 7 months ago

39 people are vegetarians.

ToThePowerOfX 7 months ago

my fav part is 0:00 - 2:02

Misk629 7 months ago

Absoultly amazing (sniffle) cows... (sob) Beautiful! I LOVE YOU COW!

Misk629 7 months ago

What ? What are you saying cows ? Kill Sarah Jessica Parker ?

... Kill Sarah Jessica Parker ....

MisterCroa 8 months ago 39

lol

Wildtots278 8 months ago

LOL SKIP TO 0:45

hahaLOLman1 8 months ago

=3

l4dfreak101 8 months ago

1:35 = Jizz

J4s0n12E44 8 months ago

savage great song :D

TheConnell12 8 months ago

38 people are horses...

littlenuggetful 8 months ago

i truly love this beautiful piece of music

MrHubbish 8 months ago

best song ever.....

Assasincreed22 8 months ago

..I love this :') Its wonderfull, and inspiring! :'D Give me your sympathy in joining me with clicking my thumbs up button :) Its green

Mrsgirlygirl89 8 months ago 96

MUSIC TO MY EARS

FAGGOTMOOBS 8 months ago 4

38 people are cows :)

Xxprettygirl49xX 8 months ago

I want them to play this at my funeral

ConnorTheConman360 8 months ago 2

LOL!!!!

TheSnakeeye18 8 months ago

I am cow eating bombs, i just shit one on you lawn AND I JUST FUCKING YOUR MOOOOOM

dawsonguy1234567890 8 months ago

Uddrly moovelous!

letsif 8 months ago

i am cow eating grass methane gas comes out my ass! lol

MrSuckItDX 8 months ago

I love how at 2:02 the cow poops! :)

webkinzduck58 8 months ago

HaHa! Funny But weird!!!

TinchyBwoi786 8 months ago

this is my national anthem

mayahottie16 8 months ago 2

i wanna kno what the person who discovered milk was doing to the cow

donkeykong4eva64 9 months ago

(puts lighter in the air)

best song ever

kylum10001 9 months ago

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xMysticSeries 9 months ago

This is the most amazing song ever!

koopalar 9 months ago

This is the most amazing song ever!

koopalar 9 months ago

mooooooooooooooooo I AM COW!!!

cowscrazy 9 months ago 2

I thought they would just sing moo

vkvkvk1219 9 months ago

LMFAO, CHECK OUT " MOO " BOBBYONBASSADAMS CHAN , KILLER STUFF : )

BOBBYONBASSADAMS 9 months ago

This is so hilarous!!! I CANT STOP LAUGHING

I AM COW!

xDSamixx 9 months ago

I could not stop laughing. I AM COW.

MaryLouMcCann 9 months ago

this is the anthem for the UNITED COW OF AMERICA!!....truly BEAUTIFUL!!!

cowproductions900 10 months ago

This is udderly cool.

DoubleyouTeeEef 10 months ago

*wipes tears* i love u cows *starts crying again*

cheesesaysmoo 10 months ago

lol

corndogpark 10 months ago

I love this because its all so true, its kinda sad.

emma9and9violet 10 months ago

bc to newfoundland

noswad54 10 months ago

nice try

timeinyourshoes 11 months ago

From *what* to Newfoundland?

AcaciaMovies 11 months ago

@AcaciaMovies From BC to Newfoundland

eggroll9902 7 months ago

From *what* to Newfoundland?

AcaciaMovies 11 months ago

best song ever it makes cows look so innocint

MEproductions0 11 months ago

i am cow eating grass methane gas comes out my ass epic song

MEproductions0 11 months ago

I GOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Muhis9075 11 months ago

butt bugers

alijoker3 11 months ago

Makes ya think cows are proud of being cows

Combineking1951 11 months ago

29 vegans dislike

dude16aws 11 months ago

poetry pure poetry

joeypen9 11 months ago

after reading alot of comments, im wondering why this song is being played so much in schools. is it a new way for teachers to teach about how too many cows farting can....you know what. nevermind. either way, im laughing my ass off.

nickiaries 1 year ago