Would You Rather - Popcorn Ejaculation

[RecLento]

Fuck a dead hooker, rob a bank, kill a few bastards you don't like, rape someone, then find out it's a joke.

[mike235697]

SPIDERS ARENT INSECTS THEY ARE ARACHNIDS that is all

[TheApexPredSniperAsn]

2:25 give me the f*cking spider

[laptopBLUES]

i am a spider and i find that offensive

[ProkseHDGaming]

you know daddy long legs are the worlds most venoumous Spiders, they just dont have enough injection On a human To kill

[vKryp]

u should let kelly go first, bcuz she always agrees with TryHard

[AznPerswAzn101]

fuck a dead hooker?

[MrFishy5]

If I know the date I would freak people out

[kr742]

what if knowing the date of your death was the reason you died on that date? like you robbed a bank cus you knew you were gonna die then the cops shot you

[RauwFishVids]

@kr742 are you high?

[HerrZAM]

whats up whit the dead hooker thinge?

[NOHATERS18]

Would you rather have sex with a farm animal or never have sex again.

[mariocool32]

FogHorn- its bad kuz on a Lonley night u can touch yo self ans evryone could here u wen your done ! POP CORN is better !

[ubudoug1]

daddy long legs arent spiders

[FuzionFXFilms]

@ubudoug1 ya they are

[cupednoodels]

would u rather live forever or die tomorow

[prattman85]

youd fuck a dead hooker ? how did she not react to that haha

[lolcakes52501]

popcorn ejactuation = porn heaven

[bellmawrbears310]

that teddy bear is from Paranormal Activity 3

[camofreaks]

bu t if u piss your pants you could wear a diaper from the other video

[mcgoo721]

"I'd fuck a dead hooker"

"...fuck...DEAD..."

I think I'd rather not do that, whether I'm going to die or not...

[superAnarchy100]

You would rather makeout with a chick then hold a spider Kpop? No one said you had an certain amount of time to hold it (3 seconds).

[xliv1ngl3gend]

lol you wouldnt get away...  cuz you die either way.. lol

[L33T3AM]

kelly wants whiteboy7thst popcorn dick

[epicman345]

could you imagine jacking off in the movies 

[restlessgamer75]

@epicman345 why would you do that? xD

[TheOnlyLabz]

Emma Watson <3

[ninjaboy9393]

-date of your death

-spider

-horn and dont tell her its going to hapen and scare the shit out of her

-scream

[exazapperNy2853]

Popcorn

[vinoa]

that dude sounds super gay...doubt any chicks are swallowing his popcum i mean popcorn

[vinoa]

that dude sounds super gay...doubt any chicks are swallowing his popcum i mean popcorn

[WhaTSpaYs]

ehm... popcorn kinda hurts to shoot out of ur dick?...

[KoopstaKnicka]

I would want to cum popcorn. Why?

On movie dates, I would go to the concession stand, get a free empty bucket, with no popcorn in it.

Cut a hole in the bottom, put my dick through it, have her jack me the FUCK off, fill the bucket.

I'd have just saved myself 15 bucks, AND GOT A NUT!

That, my fellow YouTubers and Noobtubers, is the definition of Winning.

[bloh12345]

daddy long legs arent spiders

[Jumbojuicefrog]

do you know the scream?

No.

He's the guy screaming.

Oh yeah.

Wow...nice she pretty much said the same thing and he went from derp to Oh Yeah!

[doctorwhofan5567]

FP fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap yum

[NNN2014]

Ugh i cant stand spiders

[toxicnade]

hmmm... well that would qualify for 3 meals a day...

[DiSTuRBeDJ0K3r]

the popcorn thing would end world hunger lol

[Amourmech]

yes date would better,.......id have an orgy with 2 dead hookers

[mybizzisnice]

top comment has 69 likes ftw!!!!!!!!!!!1

[danyo133]

dont see why your so scared of spiders there not that bad

[Cr4pSnip3r]

@danyo133 Yes. Yes they are.

[sausage2303]

kelly is wet 4 the other guy

[INFERN0108]

The foghorn would be epic!!

[Jkid1998]

i am now hooked on "would you rather"

[parksonparker]

u r gay i am going to rape alex of whiteboy

[commanderpooper]

What if your town only heard the fog horn once a year?

[TyTyFTW]

iPod ring tone at 0:26 ?

[thesoulzon1]

if the world had the power of popcorn jizz the world wouldn't be hungry any more.

[salohciN2886]

Mritryhard I love the way u make ur voice sound funny lol! Scream fuck u!

[JAREDMICHALLE]

Seriously,I don't hate teddy bears,except for Teddy Ruxpin.He was just not done correctly,and he looks really creepy as a result.Like I just wanna throw that fucker across room and kill him.

[JAREDMICHALLE]

I think I'd want the blowjob from scream.I don't why,but I love oral sex.Not only that,but Teddy Ruxpin,while he looks cute when you get him out of the box,you start to see how creepy he is.If I did choose the other one,I would be stabbing him and beating the shit out of him.

[JAREDMICHALLE]

I'd rather know the date of my death,because that I way I can have some time to prepare and write it down.I think the cause of death would just freak me out.However,since I'm catholic,I only wanna know the date of death through prayer and God.Anyone in religion knows that God knows your entire fate and everything that could possibly happen to you.

[micfey121]

daddy long legs are the number one poisoniss thing ever. :D

[xXx44MagnumxXx]

just had to bring diction into this *claps* you people ARE AWESOME!!!

[3ood5tock1969]

Air Horns



[DJogdog]

LOL I'm eating popcorn!

[EpicDiveGuy]

@DJogdog same here

[mikimomo97]

He was horny XDDDDDDDD

[xXtofupandaXx]

would you rather wake up with a dick in your ass or a your head in a vagina

[SeatownSamuRai]

@xXtofupandaXx my (dick)head in a vagina? duh!

[xXtofupandaXx]

@SeatownSamuRai no, acctual head, the one with a face on it

[AoSsNiPeZ]

spider is not a insect

[NeoCortex330]

I'm eating popcorn now and...

[bsand71]

i'm being serious here, what is ludax? i've never heard of it until today.

[3ood5tock1969]

@bsand71 hahahahahahahaha

[CommanderCodxp]

hey what starts with P and ends with ORN thats right POPCORN (dirtyminded)

[skaterkidA6]

Like if your eating popcorn watching this...

[Fignutunful]

girl: "you want some popcorn?"

guy: "it's every guys dream honey" *;)*

[JanderStrahd]

6 words and a number: Salty vagina.

[RedBuit02]

@JanderStrahd i dont get it...

[Xxthekill15xX]

@JanderStrahd lol i get it

[XXXbmansterXXX]

arachnaphobic, but i would hold the giant spider

[baybjto]

Start a popcorn byssiness

[AhmedM357]

KPopp!

:O

What happened to your scrotum?!

[PaPaM1llZ]

would you rather burn to death or freeze to death?



[I3arca01]

fuck one marry one kill one do those

[GlacierTrak]

The cause baby

[SBRGordo1]

ill fuk a dead hooker

[slamdunk2296]

What if you were going to die in a car accident? You would never drive again!! would be so paranoid

[thegordonbeast]

is it weird that i really want popcorn now?? =P

[EsKaTeR187]

popcorn ejaculation then id never have to buy popcorn id want to bust a load in my own mouth

[EliteXxTaNkXx]

@EsKaTeR187 LOOL

[XxsongsxXXxrulexX]

air horn?

[DonovanPace]

I was eating popcorn during this -.- im not gonna be able to eat it now. lol

[ENCLAVE961]

an airhorn? lol

[12sideswipe]

@TheRockguy42 Yes but because their fangs are so small, when they bite they just break and don't pierce your skin. So they're practically harmless.

[TheRockguy42]

daddy long legs are the most poisonous

[BenLeeRules]

@TheRockguy42 that's a myth

[BATMAN7972]

@TheRockguy42 that could be true but they cant penetrate the human skin

[gungamerLP]

i would jizz popcorn and like go to the movie jack off and get my own free popcorn and go outside and get butter and salt

[deakvalid]

With the foghorn thing wouldn't it be easy for people to catch you masturbating

[ELITEbandage]

Some species, especially Pholcus phalangioides, are commonly called granddaddy long-legs spider, daddy long-legs spider, daddy long-legger, or vibrating spider. Confusion often arises because the name "daddy long-legs" is also applied to two distantly related arthropod groups: the harvestmen (which are arachnids but not spiders), and crane flies (which are insects).

[MrRedmen15]

daddy long legs are not actually spiders



[Holyprayer21]

Why would i have to watch babies laughing before i watch kpopp?

[xXChainbladeXx]

If you could know the date of your death, and it was in like 30 years, you could do nearly ANYTHING Life threatening, and KNOW you'll still some how survive.

[FlyEaqlesFly27]

is it me or does KPopp sound like Kate (piddleass)? it's sooooooo sounds the same. :D

[Thingsthatgoboomdie]

@tehskacepup hey derp they are spiders infact the most venomous in the world but the fangs are to small and they have 8 legs and eyes bitch

[techdude210]

Whiteboy is sad you don't want popcorn

[albinosnowman12]

spiders aren't insects, duhhhhhhh.

[tbradism]

@albinosnowman12 thank you

[jaquari135]

i would go wit popcorn cuz if i got on a island and no one knew where i was and there was no food on the island i would jus get excited and eat popcorn

[drippingthatsauce]

the question was,would you rather have a SCROTUM filled with popcorn when you're aroused or make foghorn sound.So why is kelly disgusting it? :D

[tehspacepup]

@Iamslomo insects since they have six legs and four eyes

[mitchconnor3]

The popcorn ejaculation would be best because during a BJ when the foghorn goes off she will probably bite off your dick!

[laughs4lolz]

Aug 10 is ma bday

[6thatguy]

the bigger the spiders the less likely that they are venemous

[eidboy123]

what would happen if susan boyle watched this?

[blazemeblue]

yes but with a death note the time of i controlled or you could sell half your life for the eyes

[codkillcamboi4]

i am a spider screw you to

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[YamiFlyZX]

Maybe knowing the date of your death and you'd fuck shit up, that you fuck shit up is the cause of your death?

[ThePolarpin]

what if you chose the date but then you fucked a dead fucker but that was the cause dun dun dun

[IXSocrates]

susan boyle made 30 different accounts and disliked this video

[shock3r0129]

this guy is a fagget, and a pussy hold the dam spider u city slicker fuck

[TheTACOMAN324]

id choos the date cuz they day be4 id run around grabbing BOOBIES

[cpcomedy314]

Daddy Long Legs are more venomous than Black Widows, but there fangs are too weak to penetrate human skin.

[Killerlegoman22]

@cpcomedy314 Sureeeeeeee are you stupid I fell today down my stairs \i stood up fine but my finger hit the wall and it was bleedin. so no the black widow is the strongest biter and most venomous spider in the world dumb ass hoe

[cpcomedy314]

@Killerlegoman22 You're retarded.

[tbradism]

@Killerlegoman22 not true

[GzThin]

Seriously no need to be so mean to Susan Boyle :(

[inferiorraven]

Not to be morbid, but bug legs arent the only limbs that twitch when they come off. Any limb on any species that has actual nerves and musculature will twitch weirdly when removed quick enough and without excessive tissue damage to the limb itself. Even people. Chew on that one next time you see someone disarticulate a daddy long legs.

[xhatgirlx6]

Id choose the date because everytime i get sick i would be nervouse that its whatever cause od die frommmm

[aoinokitsune]

wait a sec, if you have to die at a certain date or by a certain cause would that mean that literally any other thing could not kill you? i mean if you were to die of heart cancer can you literally tear your heart out and not die since you have to die of heart cancer?

[NeoniTj]

knowing the cause so i could do everything that doesnt concern it fearlessly



[erevofreak96]

but the question is.. does whiteboy like the sound of a foghorn?

[Killerlegoman22]

@erevofreak96 I bet he does xD

[gtaowns11]

D: i thought my phone went off

[ThePurp1e0range]

Spidet

[KiddyKaotic]

fun fact; Removing legs off of a Daddy long legs limits it's ability to make sense of it's surroundings.

[TMGxiNFeCTeD]

COOMMON YOU KILL THE CHICKESN EVERY TIME! THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU! :'( </3

[TheGnw]

i already have a cough that sound like a fog horn, so i'll go the popcorn

[AKcolision123]

would you rather put your dick i all of sponge bobs holes or use Patrick head as a dill doe?

[NuclearBlast78]

@AKcolision123 Dill doe?

i think you mean DILDO hahaha

[CrazyLew123]

@AKcolision123 Thats easy, Sponge bob holes, Im not gay and a hole is a hole :P

[romanbp1]

how long do you have to hold the spider for?

[TheNoobownage]

Daddy Long legs are actully one of the most deadly things in the world

[itsgeorgetime]

at least you wont piss your pants kissing her if you're sittin' down :)

[dib631]

cause becuse the date would make me evan more depressed,susan lets get this over with,popcorn i hate kidz,the screem

[beargryylsfan12]

I can honestly say That I did not get a boner well watching this video

[Bucky123100]

daddy long legs aren't spiders :P

fun fact

[ChronoDarknessLord]

@Bucky123100 yes they are

[Bucky123100]

@ChronoDarknessLord They're Opiliones, not Arachnids. They're their own species.

[KingKoodaz]

@Bucky123100 WRONG! That is the other name of a different species called Opillones.

[IamSloMo]

@Bucky123100 then what are they :O

[tbradism]

@Bucky123100 yes they are stupid 8 legs duh!!! wtf?

[windowshacker09]

@Bucky123100 why the fuck did I have to google that at 3:30 am

[JayMoore114]

@Bucky123100 well wat are they?

[HDYF253]

@Bucky123100 lol what are they?

[BATMAN7972]

@Bucky123100 they are an arachnid so they are a spider get your facts straight

[IamGere]

Molten butter on my dick sounds really painful.

[scorchedfire1]

try hard reminds me of chandler from friends

[amnotfamous]

fuckthe uglist guy or hottest girl vice versa for try hard

[XxTheMedicxX99]

air horns.......

[TraseCP]

Would you rather drink diarrhea

Or would you drink cum?

[DYANK33SUNBOXINGS]

U PUT THE PIC UP OF THE SPIDER AND I PISS MY PANTS

[andreandsomehay]

this guy pissed me off. he thinks he funny and hes a dumbass

[abuketofjuice]

you could never be sneaky with the fog horn though...

[WoodyJYT]

I hate people that make kitchen jokes about girls, tbh I find girls that game a MASSIVE turn-on

[xRyanCee]

Lol loving these episodes

[f1olly68]

u no dis subo she may be fugly but her voice good

[Samuraileviathan]

the first question makes no sense, if you know the cause of your death you can simply continuously move to places where the cause does not exist, such as getting run over by a public bus, you could move to a town where there is no public bus system, saying you can't avoid it even if you know is inherently incorrect and impossible.

[thesumulationhypo]

@Samuraileviathan

okay but what if your cause if death is a disease or something you cant control

[VaconCamp]

@Samuraileviathan anything is possible, u culd be on the moon and could still get hit by a bus

[TheDarkstalker11]

@Samuraileviathan imagine this: you will die by a spider. You go to a place where there arent any and then an insect circus appears and a spider scapes and bites ya.

[TheDoomDrumz]

Do you know the scream? no... well its that guy screaming. oooooh yea!!! lolwut?

[Krasiantos]

lol

*goes to movie with hot date*

*bitch says "i want popcorn*

*BITCH SUCK IT AND YOULL GET SOME*

*orgasm*

*realizes this power is fake*

*haul ass*

[thefreewilly181]

@KPopp why would you hire someone to do it, if you can just get alex to, unless he sucks in the kitchen