fawlty towers episode 2 The germans (3 of 3)

[fortheloveoftunes]

8:58 :-)))

[SurajMashru]

Don't touch me i don't know where you've been hahahaha

[SpookMSgt]

"why isn't there any decent comedies like this these days"

Because the tight-assed faggots in the so-called "entertainment" media don't have the balls to be politically incorrect anymore.

Poking the krauts about the war, us using the terms "nigger" or "wog" -- or making Manuel the butt of every joke?

Never happen anymore. So now we can enjoy our pasteurized, homogenized, guaranteed-not-to-offend-anyon­e comedy.

British comedy used to not be afraid of this. Now they're a joke.

[timmui123]

@4:22

"WE HAF MEAT HERE IN ZEE BILLDING!"

"MOOOOO"

[75lexluther]

John cheese at his best

[TheInvisible1811]

i love the line

"i know who's this?" puts finger to nose

"hold on il do the funny walk"

it excellent and the moose

I love Fawlty Towers

[TheMilanous]

Thumbs up if you thought "WTF is the doctor doing with Basils head"

[grimshaft5000]

best line of all

"is there something wrong?"

"will you stop talking about the war"

"me, you started it"

"we did not start it"

"yes you did you invaded poland"

lmao

[msfpmm]

"I'm trying to cheer her up you stupid kraut"! Priceless line. Absoulte gold.

[petar1shuwack]

Idle hands get in the way of the devil`s work LOL

[petar1shuwack]

I`ll get the doctor.

You need a plastic surgeon my dear LMFAO

[auxbla]

Hahahaha, Eva Prawn.

[MartinHH1953]

@loveWisperandMonty - why on earth would the Major be talking to a dessert, you retard? The word is "moose."

[Joshuadrooney]

@MartinHH1953 I love the way you call someone a "retard" online, but I bet you wouldn't even dare do it in real life.

[tomski70]

OK, we Germans always win the penalty-shootout, but you guys have John Cleese!

[loveWisperandMonty]

lol the german guy at the end 'however did they win?' this is my fave episode of fawlty towers

and major talking to the mousse, ha ha ha comedy gold

[MrKatzengreis]

Isn`t that strange :  We lost the war but we are still ruling Europe........

hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah.­........

[anonUK]

@MrKatzengreis

How's paying for the Greeks getting along? When you buy Greece outright (together with Portugal and Italy), will there be anything left, either there or in the Bundesbank?

[TheRoyalDin]

when Basil leaves the dinning room at 9.42 you can see the directors monitor through the glass door :-)

[Efteldingetjes]

Don't touch me, i don't know where you've been!

[yomie100]

Oh my gosh....I don't care whatever is going on in my life, whenever I see John Cleese doing this show I just can't stop laughing :o) Love It!

[SuperOctimusprime]

Classic, why isn't there any decent comedies like this these days?

Ve have meat in here in ze building! Lol

[thefungarian]

What does the German fellow say at the very end?

[sher93101]

@thefungarian 'However did they win?' LOL, very funny- classic British comedy!

[ikkeryger]

the best part, yes you did, you inwaded Polen

[mralexandermeercat1]

we have meat here in ze building!

[mralexandermeercat1]

my god your ugly arent you lol

[johntheowl]

Half way through watching this video the phone rang and I was convvinced it was Sybil asking if I'd remembered to hang the washing out!

[Tommy5297]

hey! Don't mention the war..

[fuckingexpert]

Dont touch me,dont know where you been!! classic:))

[acdc4eva]

haha this funny as hell classic English comedy

[pompeytrue657]

im sorry i got a bit distracted because everyone keeps mentioning the war!!!

[BenBanjo87]

9:07 - Ministry of Silly Walks!! xD

[ZachValkyrie]

Hit;er disliked this video. Well, I say let him!

[Valbarca]

lol how the hell does he get his legs that high rofl

[KJLesnick]

Basil Fawlty: Okay watch, who's this then?: Strakhumanachtenacktenilenacht­enachametz! -- I'll do the funny walk!

LMAO

[CVKent317]

@KJLesnick

Strakh what?

[KJLesnick]

@CVKent317

It's just jibberish based on what Cleese said

[MRCMBURNS67]

" im trying to cheer her up you stupid Kraut !! lol lol lol

[MRCMBURNS67]

" im trying to cheer her up you stupid Kraut !! lol lol lol

[MRCMBURNS67]

THE LAST 6 MINS ARE FANTASTIC !!

[SJMJ91]

9:09 - Hitler will be proud! :P

[MRCMBURNS67]

HERMIN GOERING YES LOLLOLOLOLOL

[insanityrulestheday]

whose this then, followed by the funny walk, mad Deutsch krauts tee hee hee

[diatado]

Basil: You started it!

Germans: No we didn't

Basil: Yes, you did. You invaded Poland!

CLASSIC hahahaha

[TheFaeshaas]

POLLY CANNOT COPE!!!!

[MrRise87]

Don't touch me I don't know where you've been. Yes we must mustn't we. My god ugly. Basil! I'll get the doctor. You don't need a doctor you need a plastic surgeon.

[nigokid]

hahahahaha im trying to cheer her up you stupid kraut!

[sculli722]

Love the last line, 'how ever did they win'

wonderful!

[Sorrowmist1]

Even my fiance laughs and he's German.

Basil never fails to crack you up.

[cl1cka]

@Sorrowmist1 What's there not to laugh about :) The English were getting their asses kicked until the Russians overran most of the German army...

[BoazGroenendaal]

9:58 LOVE THE CLAP!

[pbrew85]

what is the point of a fire extinguisher, It sits there for months, and when you actually have a fire - when you actually need the bloody thing - it blows your head off!

[pbrew85]

what is the point of a fire extinguisher, It sits there for months, and when you actually have a fire - when you actually need the bloody thing - it blows your head off!

[snipperbes]

"Now i will get your orders.... orders.... which must be obeyed at all times without question!" Cleese is a genious.

[lolita3275]

dont touch me i dont know where you have been..............lol

[unclemort1960]

cleese was once departing from a german hotel when a german business man called out `mr cleese don`t mention ze war`

[Doctor699]

ROFL "However did they win?"

[FoxhoundMoses]

Best tv show of all time, nothing can compare to it, maybe monty python... maybe

[marcluc1988]

Shame that there were so few episodes made.

[RobertMurph]

"Or would you like a drink before the war. I mean lunch!" Pure comic genius!

[yuko910523]

don't talk about the WAR!!!!!!! jajajajaja

[MizziRachael]

"You started it!"

"We did not, YOU INVADED POLAND!"

LMFAO! I DIED! XD

[infinity0786]

the germans are cumin ya



[KiDtroniK]

Oh, German! I thought there was something wrong with you.

Hahaha. John Cleese is God.

[Berty2thirty]

You started it, you invaded Poland.

:-)

[mettalicamad]

Nothing they make now will ever surpass the classics like Fawlty Towers, Dads Army, Black Adder etc

[matt6517]

May I welcome your war! your war! you war! you or! you all! Genius!

[novascotia2010]

would like something to eat before the war KOREAN KOREAN HA HA u would like eva brun, pickel hearing oh heman georing

[Psionicman2000]

madam, a blow on the head like that, is worth 2 in the bush :D

[boygrant123]

@Psionicman2000 What does that saying mean? xD

[StripesndSuch]

4:23 to 4:26 HILARRRRIOUS I love John Cleese and the work that surrounds his wonderful being ;)

[sexiemochic14]

"you need a plastic surgeon dear not a doctor"

"dear god you're ugly"

[Durfio]

Oh German! I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you!!

[TheMarine250789]

'Yes you did you invaded Poland'' omg what a brilliant comeback...

[TonyKaiser83]

"Certainly, well, I'll just get your hors d'ouevers... hors d'ouevers which must be obeyed at all times without question"

Classic

[anni675]

@TonyKaiser83 isn't it orders?

[xxxxantifaxxxx]

hahaha eve prawn, herman goring

[NinjaCookieMonster4]

"Don't touch me, I don't know where you've been."

[KungfuCow5]

Silly Walk! yaaaaaaaaaay!

[Psionicman2000]

SHE LOVES IT, SHE'S GERMAN!

[MsPannz]

the walk was classic and the turn was brilliant love that part

[DannyGriffinify]

I think... he mentioned the war.

[wehatemillwall]

who won the bloody war anyway?hahahahahaha 

[DerekBayRoberts1]

He looks like one of the Gumby's from Python LOL!

[chrispleader]

The Major and the Moose, probably one of the funniest scenes on Fawlty Towers Lol.

[thetekkenknight]

1:21

LOL

[LiteracyLabyrinth]

You need a plastic surgeon dear not a doctor... LOL

[Siegorius]

At 9.08 i just had a "ministry of silly walks" flashback.



[ollie633]

At 9.43 you can see the monitor screen in the shot. FAIL.

[jonnygb4]

@ollie633 robert webb...

[Lintflas]

Cleese is epic!

I can assure you we would elect him next chancellor of Germany, and on his first official visit to England we would tell him: "Don't mention the worldcup 2010!" hrhrhr

Greetings from Germany, and always remember: "Don't mention the war!" :D

[XhoowieX]

@Lintflas maybe you should elect him leader of Uruguay if you want him to say "Don't mention the world cup 2010!" :P

[05marshalljw]

@Lintflas ...that we won...twice. Oh yeah, dont mention the WC. 

[akennelly]

@Lintflas ssshhh !! - Dont mention the Score !

[Emrald70]

@Lintflas OMG I was just thinking that m8 :P

we'll be going into your native hotels and concussed managers will keep mentioning the World Cup

I won't sugarcoat it m8, u thrashed us fair and square

[Supernaturalxxxxxx]

@Lintflas Well sweetheart, that was football, i think two worlds are much more important

[piggyporridge]

@Lintflas Lol! Never mention the worldcup.

[VAVRINECKOPECEK]

From the days when political correctness didn't exist. In that respect it is dated .But some of the lines are genius.

[lukeycc67]

KOREAN!

[Mestermenz]

Don't touch me I don't know where you have been!

[thenovascotia20]

HA HA

[yoorheinez]

I MEAN WHAT IS THE POINT OF A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. IT SITS THERE FOR MONTHS AND WHEN YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A FIRE WHEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED THE BLOODY THING IT BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF I MEAN WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY IT'S BLOODY WILSON

[ledzeppelin2468]

Hey, you started it

No we didn't!

Yes you did, you invaded Poland

John Cleese you are perfect!!

[lonelyfindsme1508]

"No you hit him on the head, you naughty moose :D!" - fantastic, this is comedy at it's best :)

[TheDrMiles]

I love his long legs it's funny when the did the Nazi-Walk! xDDD

[Songremixer123]

8:00 :D

[ventril0quist]

Don't bring up the war (Nazi walk) ha ha ha

[MrVesuu]

"No you hit him on the head. You naughty moose." *smack* lol

[filips989]

i can't remember when was the last time i laughed for 7 minutes without stopping! brilliant!

[patvd95]

What a wonderful opportunity to have a go at the Bosch!

[topcat5665]

"God your ugly" Lol

[zleverette]

Oh! German I thought something was wrong with you! YES WE HAVE MEAT HEAR IN ZEE BUILDING. LOLOLOL

[zleverette]

did you know what that fire extinguisher did to me, it exploded in my face i mean what is the point of a fire extinguisher, and it sits there for months and when you have a fire and you need the bloody thing it blows your head off!

[DevilLikesChocolate]

"Dont menton the war"

[RoseWood5566]

old ladies - We don't think you're well Mr Fawlty

basil - Well perhaps not, but i'll live longer than you

[ShroudedFury]

LMAO his rant about the fire extinguisher xD

[NIVEKPRODUCTIONSTV]

"oh Greman, i thought there was something wrong with you", AHAHHAHAH

[NIVEKPRODUCTIONSTV]

" DONT Touch me, i donno were yuv'e been" LMFAS HAHAHAHA

[Mehranrokh]

One must be nuts and genious at the same time to make such a comedy. loooooooooooooooooooooool

[czzero11]

Omg every scene from "the germans" is sooo dam funny I cant stop laughing.

[Justsailaway]

"Oh, German! I thought there was something wrong with you." :D

[zerodragon9]

whatever you do, don't mention the war!

[MaryRSaunders]

"You need a plastic surgeon, dear, not a doctor." Lol rude

[Death2celebrity]

You naughty moose!

[WazzaBrent]

We have meat here in ze building!

[phoenixfire393]

"But Mr. Fawlty that was a nasty knock!"

"Yes, would you like one too? *ding* Next please!"

LMAO!!!

[beatlephan1982]

9:05 ministry of silly walks

[beatlephan1982]

@lolapalooza100 German guy: Excuse me miss. What time is lunch served? Polly: in 5 minutes

German guy: thank you

Polly: You're welcome

[goombabear]

not very pc

[sexiemochic14]

omfg this hilarioius my chest hurts from laughing so hard

[Countess777]

i'm crying with laughter!

[LinkK2B]

I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it...

[Kanagawaboy]

Hilarious!