Whose Line: Bachelor Party Hoedown

[Stormcat1]

We went down to vegas for my bachlorette Party

The best part about it was I got my drinks for free

It was loads of fun except for this one thing

My maid of honor gamble away my wedding ring

[JerichoDitch2]

At a bachelor party I got really wasted

I woke up my breathe smelled like everything I tasted

How I got here only heaven knows

I woke up across town wearing someone else's clothes

[ProJectGamingStudio]

I think he rhymed Carrey with Carrey... twice...

[tecktonicklecktra]

what was the hoedown where ryan refused to sing and made drew use him like a puppet and sing?

[abchristinabc]

I can't go to a bachelor party since I'm a girl

Those things make me sick and makes me want to hurl

I'm glad to see my husband go cause he's gonna be gone forever

Cause I'm with my girls at a club dancing with the stripper

[SuckIt928]

My friends bachelor party wasn't at all bitter

we all took turns having sex with the stripper

In the morning i was in a foul mood

cuz i found out the stripper was a dude

[bluebear1985]

I was at a bachelor party, boy what a night.

I woke up the next morning, with a big fright.

When I awoke, I had to duck for cover.

I had just discovered I married my fiancee's mother.

[Themaniacnextdoor]

the look on Drew's face...i wonder what he thinks whenever they do that to him.

[lucasgirl101]

I'm a girl so I can't go to a bachelor party

My fiancé's friends insistence on a stripper is quite hearty.

I figured out away to surprise my man, named Jake.

I'll be the busty stripper and pop out of the cake.

[Graham136]

Ryan and Colin were singing about the same night lol

[ThatChefHouse]

I like how Colin was playing with his ring the whole time he was singing

[mj4ever1332]

@ThatChefHouse yeah he alway does that if like theirs a hoedown about children, dating, etc... or if hes singing about his wife :D i love him

[harriereaper]

"To hell with my wife!"

Colin's face: You know your wife's going to rip you a new one, right?

[hyrule109]

I saw a young sailor down by the quay,

He gave me a kiss on a countdown from 3,

I took his hand in mine and I showed him to the zoo,

We saw a hippopotamus and his name was Drew.

:D

[chelseafcrocks82]

@hyrule109 Oh no it wasn't, Drew lost a crapton of weight for Improv-A-Ganza, ^^

[hyrule109]

@chelseafcrocks82 seriously? :( damn my efforts have been squandered

[raddada100]

hope ryans wife didnt take offence lol

[erikavilez]

In my bachelor party I will have a blast

There'll be strippers, cards and drinks, man I'll swear it'll be the best

There'll be dark rooms, that I also swore

And in my wedding day, my penis was still sore

[ShadowStep82]

I love hearing hoedowns, but this is my first one

I don't really know how I should've begun.

But as long as, I keep the brit happy

I could get as much money, as drew carey.

[Dragonvale72]

since im a girl i'll do a bachelorette party.......

My sister's getting married, oh good for her.

She must have found a decent guy, that's for sure.

We all said that he should never leave her,

But we shouldn't have when we knew it was Justin Bieber.

[Moonrise514]

When I turned 18. My father had a party.

He was getting married. Boy I was a smarty.

I planned this really well. I knew that it would take!

They expected a stripper. But i jumped out the cake!!

[Thunderchin]

My friends threw parties for both my bride and I

Playing Xbox Live and having a hell of a time

I found my wife in a match and I had her fragged

Then for good measure I walked up and teabagged

[YeLlPr]

Really, who doesn't like dancing with their naked friends?

[R4ND0Mman]

I ran into trouble on the night before I married,

We couldn't find the groom in the morning, that was scary.

I shouldn't have gone out to Vegas, should've stayed in Dover,

Because it's not as funny when you're living The Hangover.

[TCsoccer22]

Ryan's face-3 "TO HELL WITH MY WIFE"

[shortymister]

Collins getting married, really early tomorrow

I'm happy for him but he's filled with sorrow

I'm gonna try my best to make him chipper

Oh I know! I'll get a bald stripper

[ironmaidenrocker1]

thank you ryan for saving one of the crappier hoedowns

[lawlolawlable]

See now I heard about this bachelor party

I thought I'd sneak in cause I'm really smarty

But I ended up in the wrong house

Oh whatever at least I slept with Ryan's spouse

[TheKorrea1000]

Dang Ryan! I Didn't Know You Felt That Deeply About Your Wife :( Just Kidding.... :D

[Darthmarlow3]

I love how they all sing "To hell with my wife" at the end it is so funny xD

[SnitchKillers]

This darned, stupid party... I thought was just for shmucks,

With some beer, whiskey, scotch... and Jack Daniels on the rocks.

I thought I was excited to fin-ly meet Tom Hanks,

But to my surprise... I actually met the ska-WHOO!

[mlbnow20]

I was getting married.

Yes I'm was gettin married to the guy who played Harry.

I don't wanna make Harry mad if I am tardy.

But I just found I have to work a bachelor party!

[jaguar11586]

i had a party last night,boy it was fun

it was indeed, had lots of rum

i got really drunk, didn't know how i got home

then i woke up this morning right next to ryan's mom

[Gopherownz]

i love how colin can't sing hahahaha its funny

[tanaciousninjanikki]

My fiance wanted to have a bachelor party tonight

i said no, then it ended in a fight

but then he went behind my back, i knew it all

so i sent him a stripper, it was his own grandma.

:)~

[dingdongditch1000]

I went to a party, boy was it a smash, I ended up taking everyone else's cash, that rapper name was Plies, and thank god I'm in gay love with Ryan Stiles.

[dingdongditch1000]

Really Ryan, you would say that about your wife.

[TheEwok11]

I went to a party, It was such a smash!

We drank some booze, boy what a flash...

But the thing about drinking that is real risky,

Is that drunk Drew Carey gets really frisky!

[youngHUsoldier]

i tride to sneek into my friends bachelor party

i failed horrblie

i left immedlety when:

i learned it was drew carrys

[WhoseLineCrazy]

today is my wedding, ive got questions in my mind

when was my bachelor party, what day and what time?

i vaguely remember now, now that i've thunk.

i did have the party. i just got really drunk.

[theSportguy24]

My friends threw a bachelor party just for me

Boy it was awful, very terrible indeed

Everyone was drunk and the place got trashed

And my girl eventually found my porn collection stash

[AngelofEnduringLight]

If I was in the audience when this was filmed I would've yelled as loud as I could a hoedown.

[chy21592]

hahaha if you push 9 a few times its kinda creepy lol

[IndigoIkari]

That's the first time I saw Linda Taylor help on a hoedown.

[borhap399]

hoedown without wayne? wow

[metzdawg3000]

I went to a bachelor party and it wasn't fun.

I walked right and took a look and knew that I was done.

I knew this wasn't for me when I saw there were no womens

because this was a bachelor party for Richard Simmons!

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

could you imagine if the show still aired and they did a jersey shore hoedown lol

oh i hate the jersey shore it's nothing but bad trash

they get paid for getting drunk and getting lots of ass

little do they know their show will never be the best

cuz they'll never get paid as much as the guy behind the desk

[iTosh123]

@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx yeah but they do get paid more....

[ballsyballsyman]

@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx i found out the other day that the little gross one, snooki, got decked in the face. when i saw the video i nearly pooed myself laughing so hard

[RegineNoelle23]

@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx Fantastic finishing line.

[xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx]

@RegineNoelle23 ty :o)

[Naraflames]

@xXxXBleedPurpleXxXx Oh my god, this is brilliant!

[ConanVictor]

When the stripper came out, it was Drew Carey!

hahahaha!!!1!1!!!

I laughed my ass off on that one!

[conricks246]

whenever i hear the word scary, i KNOW something bout drew is coming up lol

[syafiqjaffery]

Hey guys here a story so listen clearly,

Dont tell my wife, it was horrible you see,

My bachelor party didnt go quite well,

Why you ask? I banged Christie Bell.

[MrTvshowclips]

Hoedown FTW

[Yardnoc3103]

if you watch closely on the hoedowns colin always punches his fists in the air kinda and then holds onto his wedding ring

[DairyBastardGOW1]

fer all who havent, watch the "ugly" hoedown and watch drew get owned!

[IHalfNakedIHD]

Pretty sure I would have said "masturbate" for the hoedown prompt

[Feshman117]

whats wrong with the hoedown music

[TheVidNerd]

I went to party for a brand new groom.

I stepped through the door into the party room.

People ran up to me with cash and undid their zippers.

Oh, I don't know the guy im just a male stripper.

[RandomLimit]

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[Kihouou]

Now that I think about it.... I don't think I have ever seen Ryan win

[jimonk1]

@Kihouou Try the Affair Hoedown. Although, during Colin's verse, you can see Ryan's shirt bobbing back and forth. So, he did do the hoedown at least once.

[psycho1279]

i was at a bachelor party just the other night

everyone got drunk and the strippers were a sight

we all got so wasted we forgot who was the host

so i was the one who woke up handcuffed naked to a post

[JERSEYBROADWAY]

I showed up to Bachelor Party as a Joke,

When they asked me to strip... I started to choke.

But, then I said you if want some nudity...

You sure as hell ain't gettin' it from me! ;)

[chasevs11]

I was at my bachelor party talking with this girl

she was so pretty it almost made me hurl

You wouldnt never believe the things she said

the next day i woke up naked in her bed

[KeNdRawR1]

wooo i love ryan :)

[jaysds123]

Hmmm, what if they did a hoe down on hoes I wounder how collin would do with that XD

[IGNsucks]

Ryan is the king of hoedown

[JAdoreEdwardCullen]

@IGNsucks but colin holds his own

[101barroso]

uhu!! ryan aint geting some tonight

[Haggart9]

i was really shocked the morning after my stag

when i woke up on the roof, man, what a drag

it took my friends forever to find me, i felt like a rover

My name is Doug from the movie The Hangover

[cliffrichardfan1995]

lolz

[shadowsa2b]

greg rhymed drew carey with drew carey. lame.

[gumble17]

@shadowsa2b Actually he rhymed Carey with Scary.

[MaMastoast]

@shadowsa2b actually he rhymed something with drew cary, then rhymed drew carey with that thing and repeated it twice... really bad ^^

[SilverFlamingRose]

That last line from Ryan... *two thumbs up*

[PeteyMcHappy]

My bachelor party was a mess, it really came apart

So to all you other men, some things I must impart

Never out dance the stripper, no don't ever try and trump her

She'll get all your friends wasted and they'll try to thumb your dumper

[mlbrack0928]

Lol no sex for Ryan tonight.

[HLGCheesey]

greg looks like  Buck from what the buck

[HLGBeachedWhales]

@HLGCheesey

lol what? I'm in HLG too!

[wasupdog4]

I had a party invited all my friends

it was to celebrate my new weds

but they all left said it's a snooze

cause as a Mormon I didn't allow booze

(I really am Mormon)

[jpm8008]

Drew: " because he wins he gets to sit at the desk and do what i do..." you mean nothing? lol

[BeastofGreen]

@jpm8008 drew does alot he sits there in the best seat in the house and watches laughing his ass off and presses a button and read cards its a hella lot harder than it looks fella

[jpm8008]

@BeastofGreen I was joking....

[BeastofGreen]

@jpm8008 yea and i so wasn't... 

[daydreamer694]

@KyleGibbons91 the last line would sound better if u said

then my wife came in and put a shotgun to my head

just saying ..... sorry

[ZakkandtheJ]

drews was classic

[Harrymaster45]

y do i always have the feeling linda hall and linda taylor were dating....

[wmclindsaycindy4ever]

@Harrymaster45 You mean Laura Hall?

[gangkapak]

actually drew carey isnt as good as the others..but he's really fun

[garrahardy]

lol Greg rhymed Carey with Carey 

[UltraMaXAtAXX]

I love how Colin shouts in all the Hoedowns!

[300spartan16]

ryan and colin are gay in the butt together...

[ghostrecon98]

@300spartan16 your a fag.

[300spartan16]

@ghostrecon98 i'll be ryan you be colin?

[ghostrecon98]

@300spartan16 my name is ryan but deal

[PlutoTheSecond]

At my bachelor party, I got really drunk.

I drank so much beer that my breath stunk.

I played some crazy games, tried to jump through some hoops,

And after it was over, I slept with Greg Proops.

[13brandijae]

y does collin always yell his parts

[PlutoTheSecond]

@13brandijae I guess that's just his style.

[getodachoppa1]

Colin's loud voice expressions make me laugh

[tunnan0]

Haha, it looks like right when he says "to hell with my wife" he realizes his wife are gonna watch this on tv ^^

[zena805]

Went to a bachelors' party, and I made a mistake.

Telling me Fiancée is something I can't take.

When I finally tell him, he'll go in a rage.

Wonder if he'll be comfortable with me being engaged.

[flamehead17]

Hmm...I don't like Linda Taylor's guitar on this one...just seems odd.

[sweetchildren100]

this show was canceled?

[PVBOG]

I was at a bachelor party , boy it was fun

There were girls , even some nuns

I took one upstairs not to be rude

We got up to my room , and i found out shes a dude

[IamNixon]

Is it just me or does Ryan never win whenever they do a hoedown?

[Tori16454]

@IamNixon he did once.there was 1 Ryan-less hoedown

[KillaSINvincible]

HHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Drew is awesome.

[xkaleidosaurusx]

I love Greg's verse haha.

[MrDemonWorm]

Let's all petition ABC to put this show back on prime-time!

[Crimedog3333]

I had a bachelor party, we drank root beer and fruit punch.

We didn't have no strippers, my mother served us lunch.

It was really boring, not at all that great.

But that's the best you get when you get married when you're eight.

[TheAxehandle]

@Crimedog3333 very good rofl!

[robertaplantledzep]

@ Crimedog3333: You have some good lines on here!!!!

[SimuLord]

I got married and my buddy was a smarty

He took me to Vegas for a bachelor party

Such great memories, they're in my mind so strong

Because I remember it I think I did it wrong!

[rrrsegmentat7]

my friends threw me bachlor party man that was great

partying with my friends and strippers boy i couldn't wait

dancing in my underwear and drinking lots of beer

man this was so much fun i'll do it again next year

[Sunnyann91]

awesome

[AtlantisSkye]

two out of four

One was scary.

[phililili23]

I always wonder what sort of reactions Colin and Ryan got from their wives when these aired.

[J00rcek]

for somone who "hates" hoedowns, ryan is one hell of a rhymer

[Scolerli198]

holy crap you got 110 thumbs up! :D

you're right I don't get it why he doesn't like hoedowns :P

[Screamo1818]

@J00rcek he sure is, but he has more time to think of rhymes, cuz hes last.

[whateverTobbe]

collin is best ever

[Bassbait]

If ryan hated them so much, why did he never win?

[TehAlbinoSquirrel]

cuz Drew likes to torture him? idk lol either way Ryan is awsome =P

[ek205]

cause he comes up with really good hoedowns. so they keep him there

[AtlantisSkye]

He did once. And it wasn't the same.

[edr7jdgh]

drew seems to mention his mother alot in hoedowns...

[shincin]

why this show was canceled i will never know.......

[blake1405]

no one will ever know... it's a terrible thing though, I wish I had all the seasons haha :P I spend hours on youtube watchin this shit

[moonlight0murder]

Because it wasent filled with vampires and other nonsense. :/ I miss this show so much.Q

[DDRUTOU]

@moonlight0murder DREW'S COMING OUT WITH A NEW ONE!!! YAY!!! Think it'll be this good?

[brendanmeister]

@shincin Its cause friends was on at the time. So more people knew about friends than whose line. If more people had known about whose line it would have went on for a much longer time.

[shincin]

@brendanmeister that sucks, i never watched friends, but then again, i didn't watch Whose line either because i didn't get the jokes, i was just a kid at the time, but now im 18, it's one of funniest shows ever!

[brendanmeister]

@shincin I agree

[LegoMinifigs1]

@shincin ratings went down

[shincin]

@LegoMinifigs1 yeah i figured because when this show was new, i was too young to understand any of the jokes, but it's still so funny!

[uncleroach]

@shincin beacuse it makes people happy

[RyanOwnsYou17]

@shincin

cause fags like friends.. basically....

[Cloloc]

@shincin same day and time with friends and it was aired while people are at work :'((

[GravityFamily]

@shincin FRIENDS...



[jazzyfiddler]

Why this show was canceled, I will never know,

People must've thought NBC had a better show.

After all, we know how the story ends -

Instead of brilliant improv, we ended up with Friends.

[dragonkilla174]

@jazzyfiddler they're bringing it back on the 27th on the midnight slot

[jazzyfiddler]

@dragonkilla174 really? awesome!!!!

[dragonkilla174]

@jazzyfiddler yeah 12Medbe announced that on a weird newscasters video. Pass it on

[espranta]

@jazzyfiddler The only hoedown comment that actually rhymes! well done ^^

[jazzyfiddler]

@espranta Thanks! :-)

[TripleH981]

@jazzyfiddler ended up with Friends!!!!!!!!

[dragonkilla174]

@shincin it's coming back on the 27th in it's midnight slot

[mybrawling]

Lol. Ryan's and Colin's were funny (as always).

Ryan stumbled on the last part but he got it at the last second xD

[supergeek157698]

i wish they would put whose line back on the air

[makienxhemmiktar]

we should circulate a petition....it had worked with family guy!

[edr7jdgh]

there is, go 2 my profil, its in the discription

[crazyasyou100]

why do people make their own hoedown?

[shadownightdust]

because it's (supposedly) a free country, and it's their right to do so. It doesn't matter if it's annoying to the rest of us.

XD