Dilbert: Internet Is Full and Career Plan Video

[cosmicnavel]

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

[PunchSydeironReviews]

I like how PHB is ignoring his ringing phone as he's trying to empty the Internet and how Catbert goes to sleep as Alice is ticked off. Subtle bits such as these not present in the comics help add to the comedy of the video.

[kanukster]

I pity those that find relevance within Dilberts universe!

[KilledByDefault]

I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert.

[RedwoodTheElf]

Catbert is playing with fire there..upsetting Alice isn't a plan for a long life...

[ParanoidMastermind]

@RedwoodTheElf Think about it how many times does Catbert get injured in the entire series

[MarioNavi]

@RedwoodTheElf Remember this, Catbert is the head of the HR Department. He can fire her at any moment, so Alice cannot harm the damned cat!!

[NinjaBearFighter]

Dilbert. I need you to wear this bolo tie.

[poryon2]

#italiano

[Chimpalimp1001]

Catbert the evil director of human resources is freaking amazing.

[colinwds17]

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[calvinthedestroyer]

Dilbert: Hi Alice, what are you eating?  Alice: Chinese .

[raymontmasse]

which came first, ranch or cool ranch

[NucularRobit]

@raymontmasse Ranch, because we needed a baseline for coolness.

[StrongFlipMan]

@NucularRobit sub human die

[NucularRobit]

@StrongFlipMan Grinder cheetah fall. Did I win?

[ilovethevopo]

@NucularRobit *BAM*

You stupid bitch. You stupid fucking bitch. Jesus Christ I can't believe how dumb you are. You're the dumbest motherfuckin-

[NucularRobit]

@ilovethevopo :P Have fun with that.

[natpjohsnon]

i,m going to kill myself on friday #wow #whoa

[blackhydra866]

wwhy shrek is piss

[crashnburn254]

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

[ThatGamingRedmage]

@crashnburn254 Don't you mean "Dehumanize yourself and face the bloodshed" or "Dehumanize yourself and face towards the bloodshed" remember just because someone else posted it doesn't mean its grammatically correct. Also remember that when used properly, grammar helps make sense of what you say. Finally don't tell me what to do you tool.

[natpjohsnon]

@ThatGamingRedmage

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED



[GabrielKnight636]

The Internet is full LOL!

[ilovethevopo]

Ranch or Cool Ranch?

[OPTIMUSGUYTHESEQUEL]

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF FACE TO BLOODSHED

[OPTIMUSGUYTHESEQUEL]

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF FACE TO BLOODSHED

[colenbrak]

old boss voice>new boss voice

new dogbert voice> old dogbert voice

[VigilanteAgumon]

If we don't switch over to IPv6, then the internet will be full soon enough.

[mannequin0909]

@Hax0rPr0n IT WORKS!

[sheepRfluffy1]

@francisngenius dude, you don't have to do all that, just click the video and press down on the loading circle

[2good4name]

The funny thing is, the internet being full is one of the major problems that may come up in the next few years. :)

[FrozenIceCweam]

@2good4name That's not the funny thing, the funny thing is the manager is a gullible moron. That is just a coincidence.

[themonkeymanofdoom]

Darn. This comment isn't going to make onto here, is it.

[MrZebster]

i was expecting alices usual must control fist of death

[RainbowManification]

The internet is not a big truck, its not just something you dump something on, this is why the internet is full

[zorokid]

who would go to wally for advice

[ritmouse8]

Guys, the joke is the same wether it's "Elbonia" as in the strip, or "Albonia", as in RL.

The point is, Catbert's evil. Dangit, he's almost as awesome as Dogbert.

[huzaifah123]

@ritmouse8 Catbert isn't very evil, it's all dogbert

[ritmouse8]

@huzaifah123 Yeah, I was really just trying to summarize the joke for those who missed the point. I SHOULD have said "Catbert treats everyone like crap."

[TheAmazighzik]

great stuff...I gave it 5 stars !...

i do some things in my site web: remarine-sarlCOM it's an article Autopilot

[tnhl77]

I like the evil grin wally gets when he comes up with his little scheme

[autobotgal]

omg the guy standing behidn the guy in the comp soudn liek tracks from g1 transformers

[silverblue73]

gah, everyone knows you can't drain the internet through the power cable... idiot!

[Dangeresque300]

Blah Blah Maybe Someday you'll get a promotion LOL

[Superzaldor]

He even used the power cable for his monitor. Ha ha!

[FreezingStorm]

0:17

FAIL

[KikiStrike78]

uhh... l3oyAlbania.... don't you read dilbert? he's talking about elbonians, who reside in the made-up country of elbonia that exists only in dilbert comic strips...

[Rougamaru]

@KikiStrike78 actually, it exist in a massive field of mud that exists only in dilbert comic strips. ^-^

[blqkvo]

@KikiStrike78 haha also the small flags on the president/dictator`s shoulders are the bulgarian banner. The irony.

[tcuk]

Jason Alexander will alway be catbert to me.

[pididle]

Catbert is a TF2 Medic now?

Will the wonders EVER cease?!

[l3oyAlbania]

Wtf is an albonian? is he trying to say albanian? or bolgarian?

[VonMalborov]

Dude, get to the Dilbert official site and read the comic strips. They are by far the best thing ever created in the history of the universe.

[AceVendetta]

Elbonian.

[richdog89]

albonia is the country adams frequently references as the non-existant, stereotypical 3rd world country that dilbert's company outsources to.

[jnjnelson]

I am so offended. How dare you call Elbonia "albonia" and not even bother to capitalize.

[antikill1235]

An imaginary country, so no one gets offended.

[BrainSalad212]

@l3oyAlbania im albanian too!

[sheldoncooperist]

@BrainSalad212  @I3yoAlbania so what do you want??? some kind of prize because you are retarted from birth.. kill your selves you animals!

[BrainSalad212]

@sheldoncooperist Animals?!? Bitch i will beat the fuck out of your whiteboy ass!

[nahedh]

It's a series of tubes. :)

[mgold08]

yes, awesome quote ftw

[TheDroogueInTheJar]

put etzuba in the google

[TheDroogueInTheJar]

nice video

[hotelmario510]

I think I'll clean out the memory on this computer in the bathGZZZZZZZZZZ!

[Sparten456]

Meh

[TCFan25]

The voiceovers except for Dogbert are all pretty lame... Alice isn't too bad though

[dandy269]

the series was way better

[LOLATEVERYTING]

ohhh snap. i wanna semi.

[Golemoid]

starving albonian lol

[woohoosnoosnoo]

lol @ catbert taking a nap at the end

[InfuserGod]

I wonder how we're able to watch this since the internet is full. O_o

[forgotaboutbre]

we're draining it through our computers with youtube!

[MaleSexSlave]

oh no!

The internet is broken!

[zrogoszinski]

its a series of tubes that needs to be emptied

[trifarce101]

its not a big truck

[GJMan666]

LOSER!!!!!! FUCKING ASS WIPE!

[tk5800]

WHAT?

[Uzuzy]

the internet is full!

[Feanorth]

i couldn't believe what the boss was doing ... O_O

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LMAO Ha hA

[zastonecesda]

epic

[leewang198501]

lol thats great iv used that line on my nana to bad shes smarter though and is it just me or is dogberts voice sound like a black jazz singer?

[myhrcat]

I think he does too, he sounds much more like Brian from Family Guy on the Dilbert TV show, not enough of those on youtube, post them up people!

[qwexas]

The boss's voice sounds like the counselor from South Park, M'Kay?

[Siagirly]

Heh.

[nightofraven]

0:34 so fun

[pokemonpallet]

31 wally is so funny

[stillasp]

ROFLLMAO couldn't stop laughing

[khattamshud]

this is shit

[jjismeto]

your shit and a hooker

[Auron10124]

.....what?

[SquareDancingPie]

She'll never get a promotion, Lol!

[bazacko]

This is a travesty.

[herbalicious74]

sweet.

[JacobWheatley]

lol

[DotaNevermoreSF]

Blah blah, maybe one day you'll get a promotion.

LMFAO

[LegoWiiMan]

"The internet is full." LOL!!!

[JustinSable]

Wow, the first skit reminded me of my grandfather. :D

[f60563]

I see what your saying, but why is penis size important to you?

[JustinSable]

Haha...?

[robdun]

dilbert 08

vote for a man that is the mutant love child of billgates and a potato.

[skookie5]

That's great.

I love those comic strips.

MORE!

[Fabiomafia1298]

oooooo yeah i wanna little dead girl in my room. haw!

[RICHANDROS]

HA THIS IS FUNNY

[Moviewhiz1]

Dilbert 08

[AparoidX]

Lol, Albanians! Those guys are my favorite.

[TommBattalion]

Elbonians, ;).

[AparoidX]

Oh yeah. My bad :P

[hopperpopper123]

the first part was really funny

[bashscrazy]

lol the first one was good! the boss got owned

[GarlicPepper]

I thought the girl was gonna eat the cat there for a second lol

[AnthroxGuitarxAnime]

yummmm.... chinese food!!!!

[djmars1983]

LOL racism

[barrusDemonPlucker]

Outsourcing is my career plan