How to be a chav.

[FotoNathan1]

ilkeston in Derbyshire is Chav heaven

[Outlawzand1]

White trash.. In fact no just trash.

Garbage comes in many colours.

[MuriloUK]

Not as good as the chav prayer though! :L

[Nikki000wonders]

really ..this is pathetic

[98Azr]

He shud have said where Nike and reebok tracksuits and be loud everywhere

[dom54100]

110 people are chavs

[tean2269]

So this is eurotrash version of USA wigger.

Its played out,we had this shit twenty years ago

[angels77100]

Well from what I can gather. The Government is responsible for creating these so-called Chavs. They created these slums & added to the problem by not creating jobs for the parents & Grandparents of these modern day Chavs. It's a problem that is only going to get worse, because these Chavs are breeding & their offspring are destined to be Chavs. The only solution is a World War to kill off these Chavs.

[LordKaisen]

@angels77100 you're right the chavs have no brains they can't think for themselves. The govt needs to relocate them to camps where we can reassemble their organs in an efficient way. Rights only go to men, not chavs.

[angels77100]

@LordKaisen Wot-oh old boy! I simply couldn't have put it any better myself. Tally-Ho it's into the largest field we can find to rid the nation of these outlandish vermin once & for all.

[Infernal9666]

@conchrepublic1828 honestly man, chavs are not wrth sticking up for.

[oliverstuart4]

I hate chavs

[rasklaat2]

Fuckin' middle class twats thinking they are funny because they bash those less fortunate.

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@rasklaat2 That's how it is all over the world.

[NelsonsCannon]

Chavs.. Im guessing they are british kids that think they are hardcore black gangsters in the hood right? Over here in Australia we call them "lads" ( they used to be called hommies or bombers back in the 90's) and I agree they are a bunch of little faggots. A total embarressment to the white race.

[xVIVALAACEx]

Dis iz just racist blud, you dun no who yus be messin wid. I'll fuckin deck ya mate...

[fatpickel]

@xVIVALAACEx LMAO HARD LAD

[ChinaBieberSwift]

hahahhahahahha!

[Mcfc2Rich]

This video is about as well thought out as that shit song you made them poor girls sing out!

[AlexHDUK]

They should be all shot.

[badmanboot1]

Naa blud nuting rong with chavs, jus cus were safe n get da best gash

[meercat666]

@badmanboot1 I pray to god you're trolling.

[youknoowamh]

@meercat666 Naaaw, meercat! And yeah, same.

[tentylertardis]

@badmanboot1 ... I'm sorry, I am afraid I don't speak chav. And, fortunately, I cannot find that alien language on Google Translate...

[bassplayeroceanside]

They're the English version of a Wigger. Yuck, Yuck, YUCK. Get your own culture, you confused people!

[XxsophxxXx]

imm all of dat exept from gettin arrested wtf :/

[meercat666]

@XxsophxxXx Probably not something you should admit to.

[XxsophxxXx]

@meercat666 haw come ????? its actually realy not a bad thing we r just humans like every1 else in dis world

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@XxsophxxXx Pathetic arsewipe.

[XxsophxxXx]

@WeWillNotRockYou1

WTF m8 u kinda jel r u go gwet on wid ur life wont u TWAT

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@XxsophxxXx Quite the mouth on you, miss

[XxsophxxXx]

@WeWillNotRockYou1

yer i guess i have but only if people fuck me off ........... so y did u call me a pathetic arsewipe ?????????/

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@XxsophxxXx I dont know...I just feel like chavs have been pressured into being something they arnt, Whatever happened to Ladies in dresses picking flowers? Around here, Chavs of both genders dress the same....and its really Ugly...

[XxsophxxXx]

@WeWillNotRockYou1

oh right well not all girls wear dresses dez days nd wat bout dem emos nd goths got any grudjes againts den coz 2 b honest its betta 2 b a chav nd not b a fuckin emo / goth nd its betta 2 ave people da sme we all cnt b posh lil priks with our heads in our asses can we ......

[WeWillNotRockYou1]

@XxsophxxXx I know i know...To be honest...I dont want clones of David Cameron either, But the main reason I dont like Chavs is, Well they have seem to lost all sense of respect and Love. They have unloving sex, Call eachother names, And start riots for no reason...Not saying you`d do any of those things. They dont seem to have any life inside them....Nor style..And you just look at them and think "Why the hell would you want to be like that?"

But you seem to be alright I guess.

[XxsophxxXx]

@WeWillNotRockYou1

oh right well we all dnt have unloving sesx tbh nd we have children coz we love dem ........... oh nd cheers 4 sayin im alright u guess x

[MrJacob623]

rather be with a chav than a posh twat FACT

[RachelsRubberDuck]

I laughed when that pic of people came up and it said "I am a cock" xD

[AustrianAtheist]

What is wrong with having kids? Stupid city people...

[thedoctorand]

The chavs in my town are doing it wrong. They sit outside Tesco's instead. I'd prefer it if they did sit outside Spar, though. Atleast they wouldn't be in the same town as me then.

[mmuu9966]

Chav stands for: Council Housing and Violence

[conchrepublic1828]

@meercat666 I'm an American and I don't know much about the chav culture, but it would seem that you make fun of them for being low class and perhaps undereducated. However, your comment at the end of the video begins with "Congratulations your a chav." It should read "Congratulations, you're a chav." Additionally, the video description reads "10 easy steps on hot to be a chav." Your poor grammar and lack of attention to detail makes you seem as if you belong with these people.

[dogspissonrugs]

@conchrepublic1828 you don't what a chav is now stfu

[xxjazzie98xx]

@conchrepublic1828 OMG A SMART AMERICAN! THAT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE.

[meercat666]

@conchrepublic1828

You sound like the sort of person I would not invite to a party.

[s0k3m1]

@meercat666 haha, amen

[VITHfulVIKbrah]

@conchrepublic1828 americans. why find trouble everywhere? this video offend you? your family? your familys friends? your fat wife?

[lolatmyfoot]

@conchrepublic1828 go guzzle a big mac you fat shit and stop stealing our tv shows :)

[Waffle8King]

@itsrachika Unless....that's what you meant o_o

[Waffle8King]

@itsrachika Impossible. Chavs would consider a :3 face to be a ball sack.

[sugkukenminhore]

that first kid isnt from england, hint hes shirt says where hes from. 

[struckdown0724]

lol im emo I don't go round beating people up

[NORTHPROSPECTROAD]

This song a insult to me i just flagged it we aint that bad if i was then why do i have so many views on youtube? Bob Builder Bastards!

[ItsRachika]

I guess i'm a chav xD :3

[TomJamesmtb]

Fuk u mans why u gota Fuk wiv da us "chavs' that dont do dufin too u? Sum of us r gd geez dont b like dis twat.

[tvclipsforyou]

107 people are chavs.....

[jordyckdee]

the funny thing is.. some people will use this video for advice

[dwevill123]

you forgot about the casual racism

[Aarondanielsillwood]

In dutch we call them "huppelfockers"

[Noble3781]

A chav is gay and has gay hair and style

[MrThreshold2009]

Fucking scumbag chavs have been the bane of my life. Another chav point is this: Get Involved with Rioting. And another; Lack the Ability To Perform Coherent Spelling and or GRammar. Fucking cunts should rot.

[bigblakboiii]

lads in australia... fucking dickheads

[PrincessRamea]

You are a nasty pigs in here. What makes you superior to them?! I have a personal experience....I use to live in Sevenoaks, Kent. Many times I 've happened to struggle with my suitcase at the Station....many of those so called upper class or upper middle class people in their fancy suits...bankers traveling from London would just passed me by....no one would EVER help me. Chavs were the only once to help me carry my stuff ...and that is without asking. I am a foreigner by the way.

[meercat666]

@PrincessRamea Trust me... The people that helped you weren't chavs.

[PrincessRamea]

@meercat666 They sure did fit the usual stereotype that is presented in this video + more. croydon face lifts, slang,etc. only the attitude was missing. Not everyone is the same you know.

[alexGanJa1]

@meercat666 shuchyamouf u lil mug

[alexGanJa1]

@meercat666 ..............................­.prick

[alexGanJa1]

@alexGanJa1 goats head

[WaspSnG]

@meercat666 I'm Dutch and for some reason i'm watching this... can you explain to me what chavs basically are? From what i'm seeing here, it's just white trash with horrendous taste, right?

[MoonOnTheLoch]

@WaspSnG Seems to be.

[westnoob101]

@PrincessRamea only ones*

[EpicFailMale]

@PrincessRamea CHAV. Council House and VIOLENCE.

[PrincessRamea]

@EpicFailMale You get good and bad everywhere. PEACE

[dogspissonrugs]

@PrincessRamea fuck off back to your own country

[dasheiligeheerlager]

@PrincessRamea you are right. its the same in austria.

[gboi96]

@PrincessRamea they weren't chavs they were just youths probally

[harrycarlitos91]

here in Chile they are called flaites. theyre fucking scum!

[Aznar245]

Chav's are what we call whiggers in the states! Good god man you have them there?

[Fridaey13txhOktober]

Only one cure to this disease, the Einsatzgruppens.

[alibaliist]

i bet all these 105 r chavs lmfao

[MmeSerious]

In France, we call them Racaille

[01musicbabe]

lol search chav on wikipedia i pissed myself xD

[crashtestdummy87]

in belgium we call em johnny's

[EvanTheH]

In America they're called bros. See Jersey Shore.

[logger145]

lol

[suicidebypolice]

silly non americans hating others

[Kamulmanfox45goats]

EPICLY funny

[CarlosDubzPetrova]

Fuck u all chavs r da best u lil wankers

[SuperBunnybeth]

@CarlosDubzPetrova chavs are pussys grow a pair of balls!!!!!

[TraumStarke]

@CarlosDubzPetrova I R text like mI fone haz tree keys...even fully knowing that an entire qwerty keyboard sits at my fingertips...Peece out yall.

[BloodPlusUltra]

chav bastards thats what they are

[aldoreshgaramok]

What the fuck are the British doing to themselves.

They're freakifying themselves into the scum of the earth.

[ellenaor]

what's a chav?

[ThatBritishGuyGB]

LEGEND :D

[Ultrawsome]

Missed out step 11. Be a total cunt and just tag along to every craze because ur a lifeless mentally retarded twirp

[leendert0123]

catchy tune :P

[alexapr4]

who ever made this is a faggit and has been terrored by chavs that's why he's trying to take the piss out of them over a computer :/

[walmartian]

i'm going to name my next online character chavyank

[zalasaki]

102 people are chavs

[MrVirgoliath]

these superdry jackets these saddos wear r getting abit chavvy now

[sk8rocgirl]

1. Thou shalt wear knock off burberry cap.

2.Thou shalt tuck thy tracksuit bottoms into socks.

3.Thou shalt put 'yer dick 'ed' in sentences.

4. Thou shalt fight people for no reason.

5.Thou shalt drink 12 cans a day.

6.Thou shalt speak into microphone and try tell it's music.

7.Thou shalt 'bling up' with pound shop jewellery.

8. Thou shalt wear finest AirMax Nike.

9. One shalt demand from barbers 'short back and sides', and the nike logo.

10. Thou shalt not buy, but nick bikes from corner shops.

[AjLeapz]

"buy a cheap car"?

don't you mean steal one!

[Snutih]

THUMBS UP IF YOU LOVE CHAVS

[Scizor3D]

eshays lads

c-town reps

fuck british chavs

[l33tpwnzord]

Is Ali G a chav?

[king70503]

@l33tpwnzord lol ali g in the house brov

[100crawma]

chaves are aparently what we call wiggers in  the states- white niggers

[TypicalJapanese]

why is the car with 3 wheels made fun of in England・・・

Mr.Bean also do the same thing in his program

mystery

[Snutih]

Hahahaa that car OMG

[littleniyah]

Interesting that you are so down on these kids who have never had the chance of an education. Presumably you have had such a chance. Perhaps you should check your own spelling and grammar. It is 'posse' not 'possy' and 'you're' for 'you are', not 'your'.

Despicable pack of snobs

[booster330]

bunch of stupid white tracksuit top, chain, retarded baseball cap wearing fuckheaded royal chav cunts

[trema006]

Oxford Dictionary

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The Definition of a chav:

A white boy/girl who wishes he/she were a black gangster.

[tesey7]

Ха-ха в Англии тоже есть гопники- chavs :))

[mec567]

How to be a Chav Step 11:

Be a cunt.

[ADZ01982]

why do chav girls write with loads of e`s I.E i luv to danceeee or " i lyk hardstyleeeeee" ?

[fifa3008]

it was almost certainly middle class pricks who sang this song. the gay fags are scared of the working class which is why they feel the need to put them down and they know it.

as michael carlin once said: 1.the upper class are there to control society

2.the middle class are there to pay taxes

3.the working class are there to scare the shit out of the middle class into paying taxes.

[18YtAcc]

@fifa3008 umad?

[fifa3008]

@18YtAcc maybe, i have been talking to myself recentley. jk. i do feel that alot of middle class people use the word to show their dislike for poor people.

the last bit i got offf some american comedian which i remembered and was quite funny.

p.s im white working class teenager who lives in london in a predominantley black area,tottenham, but i dont hate them or middle classes.

[18YtAcc]

@fifa3008 Mehh, i just don't like those who go clubbing dressed as if they're going for an arctic jog, standing at street corners drinking cider. D:

[deejayBUCKFAST11]

done it aww like ehh

[omoshiroidayo]

in germany chavs are almost turks

[EPGAH]

If people actually followed that last step in America, we'd have MUCH smaller welfare-rolls!

[professorbland]

oh i get it. Chavs are the equivalent of white trash in america. Also I can't believe you had children sing this song. You are a douchebag innit. Do you know what that means? Oh great now i have to see what a pikey is

[vrz07]

at least pikeys care about their families and are united with them. chavs dont give a toss about anybody

[johnboy12384]

LOL!!!!!! XO

[BSagitarius]

So are chavs the equivelent of white trash?

[959chris]

@BSagitarius

yeah the British equivalent

[JustAnotherYtuber]

@BSagitarius

Yes.

America has White trash, Redneck's and so on

United Kingdom has Chav's (equivalent of white trash and rednecks)

Australia has Bogan's (equivalent of white trash and rednecks)

[welshcherry]

@JustAnotherYtuber And Scotland has Neds, or Jakeys (though they have to be drunk to be called this!)

[JustAnotherYtuber]

@welshcherry

Oh, i thought they just had Chav's, since they are with the UK.

Also Russia has "Gopniks"

[welshcherry]

@JustAnotherYtuber The word Chav is used in Scotland but Ned is the colloquialism. Loving the word Gopnik!! 

[KidRiviera]

@BSagitarius Pretty much, yeah.

[ManlnCognito]

@BSagitarius yes

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

@BSagitarius 'cept they don't have to be white.

[tollerancewithpride]

@BSagitarius Nah I think chaavs are worse than white trash tbh

[gusbest1]

@BSagitarius there the same thing chav is chav for english and the othere is the american word for them

[DaleWF10]

@BSagitarius No , Chavs dress in like tracksuits and designer labels.. Burberry, Lacoste, Stone Island, Fred Perry

And they don't listen to American hip-hop , they listen to different types of UK Rave Music and Mc'in

[davlor86]

@BSagitarius lol in Mexico we call "nacos" to chavs and "fresas" to preppy people.

[RunescapeTOOm]

@BSagitarius No, actually, they give white people a bad name.

[DanielGrozier]

@BSagitarius yes yankie wjite trash,or as we like to call ourselves in australia ,YOBBOS

[SilkySkillsUnited]

@DanielGrozier a chav is a lad in australia

[DRAGONALTH65]

97 people are chavs...

[Drbranza]

Now they chavs!: Mmmm.......(silence)

[waqasahmed939]

In all fairness, a lot of students may have **** cars as their first car. I dont intend to get a car for a while

[killamindz138]

@0:58 they noticed someone drop a chip lets just hope they know how to share.

[UKWigan]

gayboy made this vid haha

[wongmum]

@O7386215

shut the fucck up! you fucking chav!

[wongmum]

@meercat666

LMAO! Well-said man :)

[wongmum]

@emoboy18589

Well-said mate

[wongmum]

@roxysam200

I'm going to take you to specsavers

[wongmum]

@samharrison14

I love your idea!!!

[wongmum]

@airmax67899

shut the *uck up!

[wongmum]

@draugtroll

LOL

I wish it was legal to kill them all!!!

[wongmum]

@liverpoolfc998

Touche!

[soundafekz]

Buy a crap car? this is the only one i disagree with because insurance is 3,000 for me and im 17 so obviously im going to buy a shit car.

[maxflyingcowboy]

you forgot point 11: live on benefits in a council house

[xxxEllieBateyxxx]

What's the song? I want to download this and play it really loud next time I walk past some Chavs!

[iTuttefruit]

I FACCKIN HATE CHAVS

[ruderomans96]

95 chavs disliked this

[TheUberPlayboy]

Chavs will ruin this country only if we let them. Let's get the cops to taser these cunts and throw them in jail. If the cops are weak on them, of course they will grow in number and in power. Wake up people, kill these cunts (especially the chavs who smashed the Ritz). Good Lord it's too late.. I'm starting to sound like one :(

[1truecasual]

love the song. haha.

[TassyFC2]

bleedin hell that was funny, nice one mate, spot on n all.

[MrPoontang4me]

is really funny how Australia has the same thing accept they are called Lads for the guy's and Lasses for the chicks, they dress the same, they speak the same for example there are only 2 words in a lads vocabulary, which are fuck and cunt, oh and so chavs gabber?

[gavlarsyxxx]

ye fuk all dem chavz innit

[jordanlythgoe1303]

its funny cos its true

[xjustin523x]

0:27 mr. beans car haha.. i miss that show =(

[unclemort1960]

@irategoblin i`m just stating i don`t like McDs fast food is mostly crap and people are getting health problems due to obesity .how do you know i was born in said year that could be the last 4 digits of my `phone number or the year said uncle was born