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  • Surely the reward of a job well done is reward enough. Big screen teles are satanic as they encourage hands to hold remotes, not each other. But not hold each other in a gay way. That's satanic too... CHECKMATE!

  • Not sure if trolling... Or just stupid...

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  • @videogirl201 This guy is a satirist, my son. Knowing this makes his videos so much more fun.

  • @ManDudeYeah my bad :P just so used to arguing with people who think like that :P

  • I've seen this guy before. Satire...

  • spew your holy blessings all over my eager face....hhem..oh lord

  • i am a biblicial christian and i believe that everyone has a right to believe what ever you want. i did not believe then something devine happen. but that is not the point. you can have creation and evolution. why do people not think a book written by man can not be falable.it says that 1 god day is a thousand years maybe they got that part wrong and 1 God ay is a trillion zillion years. these are the questions im going to ask the Great Diety when i get there.

  • @chickenrich86 that whole ''one day is a trillion gizzilion years'' bullshit is something made up by the church to answer the question of ''when is jesus coming back?" just more bs to justify their shitty beliefs

  • hey everyone on the internet! this video is a satire! i'm surprised at how many of you fell for this.

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  • Yeah I've never heard of atoms spontaneously arrange themselves to organized structures.

  • Jesus can suck mine too!

  • Do most people on here not understand that this is a joke. It's listed under the category "Comedy". He's kidding...

  • I wrote the 'jesus can suck my fucking cock' comment!!!

  • I watched the whole thing waiting for the punch line, he is just joking right? Well I hope so anyway...

  • Christians: Got any proof of God?

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Lay off the LSD

  • 0:40 "it also feels really good, not in a dirty way or a gay way"? so being gay to you feels "really good"? yeah.... how hypocritical of a christian lol there is no such thing as a bloody creator or god, it's all fake.

  • Description:

    "No matter how misguided or lost some people are, it's easy for a good Christian to help. Just pray for them!

    Dedicated to George Carlin"

    ---Lovin it!----------

  • "thermal dynamics" lol

  • virgin

    

  • Thanks so much for your prayers! "That" guy is a friend of mine, and he told me that jesus showed up and sucked his cock. He was so happy and now is a true believer just like you. Let's all rejoice in the power of prayer!

  • Message to theists: if you wanna pray for us atheist, pray that your god shows us proof of his existance and pray that he shows us the right religion to follow. If it can't work, then prayer is obviously as ridiculous as your god

  • 2 hands working acomplish more than a million clasped in prayer.

  • Every time I catch my girlfriend having sex with another guy I come and listen to the word through Edward Current...God Bless....

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  • oooooohhhh - he's the opposite of what he's saying. Making fun of religion by depicting what he thinks christians are like. --- The sarcasm is a bit funny, takes a bit to get because I've met people like this so I thought it was real.

    ~great video~

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  • "look "doctor", if we came from monkeys, then where the heck did monkeys come from? Checkmate! we came from GOD!" lol this is the perfect satire of christians

  • People who can't tell that Edward Current's vidios are parodies, are idiots.

  • he's really bullshittin' people... trying to get you to see some of the crazy shit people will believe just because its in a so called holy book....

  • Edward,

    The most dangerous man is the liar.

  • I think Edward was a fake christian at one point but never actually had a true conversion. He attended church and went through all the religious customs and traditions but was most likely part of an apostate church. He never experienced the holy spirit and spent a lot of time in a church that taught counter-fit christianity. Most likely no obedience - no repentance and no power - a fake form of christianity that leads people to hell while they think they are saved. He knows not the actual truth

  • parody 

  • Please tell me this is satire, I didn't find this amusing at all.

  • @LandonHobbs9 yup... all satire. I thought he was legit for a few seconds, but then I saw the "dedicated to George Carlin" part in the description; clearly not a christian lol

  • This is some good ol' comedy!

  • !!!LOL!!!LOL!!!

  • I got prayed for by a christian here on youtube just a couple of days ago. I promised to report any significant changes in my life.... nothing to report yet...

  • My favorite line: "It makes you feel better...than them." I will be humble and admit that it took me awhile to catch on.

  • To the person who said they wanted Jesus to suck their dick ---

    What a terrible thing to say!

    I would never ask Jesus to do that.

    I don’t have to because God in his infinite wisdom invented wives, girlfriends and mistresses.

    The reason God invented them was so that his son could get on with more important things like walking on waves, doing magic tricks with loaves and fishes, and rubbing shoulders with prostitutes.

    So show respect.

    And pay one of God’s other creations to suck it for you. : )

  • That will fell good, getting my cock sucked by god. I wonder if he spits or swallows? :D

  • Luke 21:25 "And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon,& in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, THE SEA & THE WAVES ROARING!!!......Jesus Christ 2000 yrs ago! wow.... Can we really just pretend that those words don't have any meaning today, after what just happened in Japan? My only desire is to make open minded people seek!

  • @detroitthebaptist just to let you know...SHIT HAPPENS! think about it. every day thousands and thousands of people die. a bunch of people just happened to die at the same time due to a tsunami. this ISNT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!

  • thermal-dynamics. oh, people.

  • Can any of u non- believers prove that God does not exist? NO, of course u can't! yet u blaspheme the bible and God with total confidence assuming that u will not have to pay for your wickedness! wow, lol!!!!... You all placed yourselves and your ridiculous philosophies on a make believe pedestal proclaiming yourselves the most enlightened in human history! lol, when in all truth, No group in history has been more foolish!! ... U have annointed man & circumstance as god! PURE INSANITY, LOL!

  • @detroitthebaptist Ooooooh... So if I say there's a giant purple mozzarella-dragon who poops transvestites outside your house, does that mean it's true just 'cus you can't disprove it~?

    Man, christians...

  • @detroitthebaptist lets take this a different direction, can you prove that all the other gods in all the other religions dont exist? you cant can you, so according to you, they must exist. and since they exist, they will DAMN YOU TO THEIR VERSION OF HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN THEM! i rest my case.

  • @mattakudesu You have no case!!! You tell which other religion believes in hell? You tell me where the concept of hell came from? I believe in 1 GOD, Jehovah and His Son Jesus.... every other so called god is in actuality a demonic being deceiving lost souls!!! YES I SAID IT! Now get all your sticks and branches together, gather your troops and light the fire!! I speak truth! Bless the Lord!

  • @detroitthebaptist sounds to me like just avoided the entire point that i used your same reasoning to prove that all the other magical fairy tale gods exist. obviously your mind cant wrap itself around the fact that you just got pwned.

  • @mattakudesu You obviously impress yourself so much, that you feel no need to listen to anyone else!! lol... talking to you is like teaching algebra to box of fried chicken! Why?

  • @detroitthebaptist the only reason why i impress myself so much is because foolish people like you make it so easy to. but enough of this, i would probably have more luck "teaching algebra to a box of fried chicken" than making sense to you.

  • @mattakudesu Your not smart enough to be a chicken... lol i owe the chickens an apology!!

  • What did God not give u Edward? u are obsessed with Him yet u say u don't believe! lol.... who are u fooling?

  • God bless you Edward Jesus loves you brother!

  • GOOD ON YOU!! :D

    Well done.

  • Spoiler alert: God does not exist

  • Are invisible prayer waves similar to wi-fi, or closer to 4G? Thanks for those nanotubes god!

  • WHAT A FAGIT

  • @TheRytoway For god's sake learn how to spell: It's spelt 'faggot' and in any case, how would you know anyway? Is there something you're not telling us here, eh?

  • belongs in some kind of secret prison... LOL!

  • Oh. wait.

    He's being sarcastic? LOL You sound so sincere.

  • Ecclestiastes 9:5.

    I just rocked your world.

  • Thermal Dynamics? It's Thermodynamics. You are obviously not a scientist, not even a smart person, hardly even a person really. So ignorant!!! Right back at ya. We don't hate god (notice I didn't capitalize god), we hate people like you!

  • "Aside from the fact that he sounds like he should be in some secret prison somewhere..." LOLOL

    And the shirt buttoned all the way to the very top is such a great touch....Mr. Current - you're genius!

  • I'd like to see statistical evidence/proof that bible believers prayers have a higher success rate compared to any/all other religious persons prayers, and/or personal willpower/belief (non-deific.)

    I'm serious. If a test has been done I'd like to see the results, and if a test has not been done I would condone having one done. If the biblical god really is the prayer-answering deity believers think he is, that simple test ought to show that his prayers go answered noticeably more.

    I'm waiting

  • @k7leetha There was an experiment that compared the results of prayer for sick people that knew they were being prayed for, people that didn't know they were being prayed for, and people that weren't being prayed for at all. The results showed that there was no difference between those who weren't being prayed for and those who were prayed for but didn't know it. Those who knew they were being prayed for suffered more complications.

    Read Richard Dawkins' God Delusion, page 61 onwards.

  • Eddy baby, while you're praying, don't forget to burn some witches, start some wars, drop some bombs, lynch some black folks, all in the name of the god entity.

  • what would you ask for person who says god is not real , and only reason peoples invented him is because of lack of knowledge in science .. like about where monkeys came from :)

  • Prayer waves - is like SpiderSense?

    Hold on... my prayer waves are tingling - Oh wait. No, that's my dick. My bad.

    BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!

    Love this. XD Made my day.

  • Lol, took me a while to figure out he was being sarcastic...

  • hahah rofl ur kidding me right?

  • ur pretty fuckin dumb and not open minded at all. READ A FUCKIN BOOK OTHER THAN THE BIBLE.

  • @thachronking um...u know hes using satire right? hes being ridiculous in order to change something he doesnt like... i think hes atheist

  • nice shirt

  • man fuck you people. im not athiest im fucking agnostic. Find proof the bible is the word of god and i'll agree with you but until then have fun with your glorified storybooks you assholes

  • @MadeSicc74 This comment actually demonstrates that you are an atheist....

  • @LeonhardEuler1 No...because atheists don't believe in any higher power...and I do...dumbass

  • @MadeSicc74 Fair enough, you did specifically mention the bible, so you are correct. Personally, I think a "dumbass" would be someone who fails to recognize that atheism and agnosticism are not mutually exclusive. I don't know... perhaps someone who says something like " im not athiest im fucking agnostic." Also, interesting that you are condemning these people for their "glorified storybooks" and yet you cling to a belief which is equally unsubstantiated..... hmm..... hypocrisy much?

  • i deny ur god in ur face bitch ;p

    quit being a bible pusher ass face

    its called the first amendment

    )o( -Proud Pagan

  • @VivaLaVieBoheme49 celtic/norse/greeko-roman? just curios....

  • @bbphnix bit of all lol

  • @VivaLaVieBoheme49 must be a handful....

  • @bbphnix well, when ur still finding your way, theres alot to explore ^-^

  • praying=having an adult imaginary friend

  • hahah brainwashed soul

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  • @OrionAnax You do know that this guy is an atheist doing some pretty clever satire don't you?

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  • "I will now pray for your brainwashed soul" :D

  • christians are fucking retarded. ur not magical you assholes. u cant change ppl with words. also jesus was not gods son.

  • @MadeSicc74 If athiests can be as stupid as you, I don't even know where this puts theists.

  • @MadeSicc74

    You'd be surprised what can be done with words and with faith. I've seen the impossible come to pass. And Jesus IS not only God's son, but Jesus IS GOD.

    Stop speaking on matters you are UTTERLY ignorant on. It's just shameful to hear people like you speak who in no way shape or form have experienced God or the power of prayer open up for mouths your malinformed/noninformed opinions.

  • on his knees making the oh face for god

  • Evolutionismists? Genius.

    How on earth can a Twitter feed be made into a TV show and Edward not? He should take over the "This Week in God" segment on the Daily Show.

  • your awesome! I love the line "it makes you feel better... than them" haha love it.

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  • @007gumshoe dude hes a saterist, lol

  • @splicedenergy Thanks! I know he's a saterist. I'm a life long student of comedy. I guess I just felt moved to speak in the wrong arena this time.

  • @007gumshoe Thanks for fucking with us, especially myself

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  • @007gumshoe that wasnt for me was it?

  • @splicedenergy NO. With any & all apologies and with an extended hand of friendship, I sincerly wish you the best!

  • @splicedenergy WTF? 

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  • Yo I'll be the first one to admit that I'm scared as fuck about life right now, I hope someone prays for me, is that being "insane" what do u guys do when U get anxiety and go through pain? Seriously what?? I feel lost without god these days too

  • @Phillies416 How can you be lost without something that never really existed in the first place?

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  • Carbon nanotubes are awesome.

  • wow you suck

  • i hate this guy , insulting George Carlin's memory, and for the last fucking time for all the christians with theyr flat earth we didint come from monkey we have a common ancestor, now back to your fantasy world, and pray to the flying spagheti monster

  • @VelvetTearsNana

    how does he cripple George Carlins memory?

    just asking

  • hahaha!!!

    i used to hate this guy until i found out his videos are comedies. he is hilarious

  • @uncr3ativename

    sometimes I wonder how long it takes people to realize that its a joke

  • @lopytube Well, I though he was serious at first, because I actually know people who are this stupid. Although I was happy to find this tagged as comedy. Although there are other videos like this marked as education sadly enough.

  • @uncr3ativename me too

  • What's the point of debating guys... Let them be .. There's no stopping athiests who vow their lives as a nonveliever.. Evangelize don't fight for the truth

  • Lol u r awsome

  • my names (last name) is masood so i kept laughing though the video

  • If I can give Christian a better life or at least show them the best way to live life, then I have a right to open my mouth and speak. But if I cannot do either, then the best thing for me is to shut my mouth and let Christians live their lives in Jesus’ Love, Way, and truth!!!

  • Your a joke and a mockery...you just lost any testimony with me using the filthy language you used.It's people like you who give Christianity a bad name.Stay off here..with your crude humor.Your worse off than any atheist on youtube.Talking about praying for people Is a serious matter not to be taken lightly...you clown!

  • @suggsb2010 you dumb fucking christian. You will burn in hell like your ancestors did mwaahahahhaha

    edward you rule

  • @AlienMagi I believe that's about the dumbest response I've ever received on here.Feel like I'm talking to a brick or a gourd...or maybe a 5 year old...

  • @suggsb2010 hahahah

  • Who would be listening? XD

  • LOL. funny stuff. but it doesn't look like everybody gets the joke...

  • lol

  • This guy is fake and it's all a joke right?

  • he must be an athiest.  so completely insincere and fake.

  • "...these evolutionismists really burn my bush..."

    Absolutely hilarious. Keep it up.

  • It makes me feel better... Than Them! Hahahaha the best line!! awesome!!!

  • Jesus can suck my fucking cock LOL nice video man! :P

  • wow, if you'd just look at his channel, you can see he's just making fun of christians

  • This guy isn't helping Christians or Christianity. He lacks sincererity, humility and he over acts. For athiests looking at this they would see these faults and be dismissive. The derrogatory reference to Catholic shows a complete lack of understanding. The final comment of being wiped out and buying a new TV is just shallow.

  • @quadbravo Actually, I think you completely outdid him on the "not helping Christians" thing with that comment, right there, in front of everyone, uh-huh.

  • "His name sounds like he belongs in a secret prison somewhere." Great stuff (except that it should be, *WHOM* I'm praying for today!!)

  • This reminds me of a bible verse I read once... Hmmm. Oh yeah, it was

    Matthew chapter 6, verses 5-6,

    'When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.'

  • @jackminardi yes, i did post this comment before i watched all the video

  • I'm an atheist, this guy isn't a creationist or a christian, he's just fooling around. Can't believe anyone fell for this, he's probably an atheist as well ha!

  • lol prayer waves

  • Hahaha, "thermaldynamics."

    Oh man, these videos are hilarious. Edward Current, you are officially my new favorite youtuber.

  • Please pray for Krazie316, VenomFangX, Fool4alifetime and vanillakernel. They are christian but have serious mental problems. Help direct them to a good psychologist, or better yet a platoon of psychologists.

  • "It makes you feel better than them" ...

    ...

  • with the first guy god gives you choice if thats good or bad thats up to him the 2nd guy sounds like well idk.. 3rd dose the devil live underground... not that i know of hes allaround better get your facts right and not be fooled 4th that is someone just wanting ppl to look at him prob some kid.. and the end getting a big tv? /sigh.. you should just tell god thank you for everything in you and yours..

  • first of all sir,this is NOT funny it is NOT funny to MOCK chritians you dont see christians mocking atheists do you? or not GOOD christians mocking athesits may god put mercy on your soul. you wont be mocking us when you get sent to hell then you wont be laughing

  • dear edward dont listen to what the non-believers say, they dont know what they do is wrong forgive them for they have sinned. Thats what god tells me everyday. and while im here id like if you would pray for my father he is very sick he is getting better but he still needs all the prayer he can get. If you want to know more about my father and his illness please message me-katie

  • Oh, and not only is this man a racist, but he's ignorant enough to criticize people for their own beliefs!

    I have no problem with religous people, but when they start talking shit about other people they really fucking piss me off.

    He actually makes me think he's being satirical of religion, because he sounds so stupid! lol

  • "Hi, I'm Edward Christfag!"

    Poor delusioned people....

    God is NOT real!

  • Wow this guy is a douche.

  • HAHAHAHA "satan lives underground and manipulates us telepathically with his rays." u have no idea wat ur talkin about u fuckin tool! y do u think ur better than everyone? i think YOU are the one that needs to be prayed for.

  • fuck it makes me laugh when edward says 'so INGORAANT' 'so DELUDED' HAHAHA 'SO LOST'

  • Who else thinks that the funniest part is the fact that those prayers take no more than 3 seconds. :-D

  • cant wait till religion dies ut that means no morals and i can go on a killing spreee, do a montage and call it survival of the fittest

  • @WhiteEyedLionKing

    Withh that kind of comment its pretty hard to believe that there are no dark forces on this planet either ( satan) You cannot have one without the other. Good will overcome evil and you my friend need to repent.

    God has no room for those thoughts in his kingdom.

  • your wiped out? you truly are the weakest one in the food chain to answer your question all life started from the primordial ozz or soup as some call it you are most likly the the stupids holy roller iv ever seen you and your imaginary figure in the sky happy to know christianity will die out some day

  • i feel really sorry for you. no evidenc and yet full forward jesusing.....we must be doomed, this must be hell becuase somtihung this stupid can possibly be real

  • jesus can eat my penis.......i think jesus was gay he way a gay fagy that liked to eat dicks

  • Haha, this guy is the funniest thing on youtube XD

  • isnt god a theory???, just like anything else that cant be proven???

  • I get a real kick out of these videos, its a good farce

  • Yes, I need prayers from people I can't stand to the God that I dont believe in to save me from the hell I dont believe in, otherwise the immortal soul I don't believe I have will be lost to the clutches of the devil I don't believe in. So transmit your desire for my proper guidance from god as much as you can because you will definitely not be wasting any of your time. You will be having a significant impact on my salvation and improving my behavior simply by closing your eyes and wishing it

  • omg all your videos are so AWSOME and funny... :o) :o) :o) :o)

  • "Jesus can suck my fucking cock" LMFAO

  • ha good one

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  • extreme blasphemy... made my one prayer device

  • God makes evolution happen.

  • I hate god because the illusion of him brainwashes stupid people and prevents them from thinking and feeling for themselves. I'm not an athiest but I don't beleive your god exists either but i don't fear death nor do i fear punishment. I'm a good person and try to be because I love my fellow people and myself, not because of a magical sky daddy.

  • athiest means "no God" so, if you do not believe in God, believe it or not, you are an athiest. And you should not base a belief on people that "supposedly" follow it. Christmas is idolatary and paganism...how many "christians" celebrate it? but i try to follow the bible, but if i base what i believe on other people, and what they do, then i would be mistaken. FEW ASCEND, FEW, not many but FEW.

  • the bible? you mean the book that promotes slavery bigotry murder and hate? yes ecause that's a great book to follow. No there's a lot of people that don't believe in your god that aren't athesits, atheism is defined by saying you don't beleive in any god, and don't beleive in the existence or the possibility of one. Agnostic basically says you don't know, you don't care. Let's just say if your god exists, fuck him.

  • I've seen a term that conveys don't know/care about god much better - apatheist. Has a much nicer ring, eh?