Surely the reward of a job well done is reward enough. Big screen teles are satanic as they encourage hands to hold remotes, not each other. But not hold each other in a gay way. That's satanic too... CHECKMATE!
i am a biblicial christian and i believe that everyone has a right to believe what ever you want. i did not believe then something devine happen. but that is not the point. you can have creation and evolution. why do people not think a book written by man can not be falable.it says that 1 god day is a thousand years maybe they got that part wrong and 1 God ay is a trillion zillion years. these are the questions im going to ask the Great Diety when i get there.
@chickenrich86 that whole ''one day is a trillion gizzilion years'' bullshit is something made up by the church to answer the question of ''when is jesus coming back?" just more bs to justify their shitty beliefs
0:40 "it also feels really good, not in a dirty way or a gay way"? so being gay to you feels "really good"? yeah.... how hypocritical of a christian lol there is no such thing as a bloody creator or god, it's all fake.
Thanks so much for your prayers! "That" guy is a friend of mine, and he told me that jesus showed up and sucked his cock. He was so happy and now is a true believer just like you. Let's all rejoice in the power of prayer!
Message to theists: if you wanna pray for us atheist, pray that your god shows us proof of his existance and pray that he shows us the right religion to follow. If it can't work, then prayer is obviously as ridiculous as your god
oooooohhhh - he's the opposite of what he's saying. Making fun of religion by depicting what he thinks christians are like. --- The sarcasm is a bit funny, takes a bit to get because I've met people like this so I thought it was real.
"look "doctor", if we came from monkeys, then where the heck did monkeys come from? Checkmate! we came from GOD!" lol this is the perfect satire of christians
I think Edward was a fake christian at one point but never actually had a true conversion. He attended church and went through all the religious customs and traditions but was most likely part of an apostate church. He never experienced the holy spirit and spent a lot of time in a church that taught counter-fit christianity. Most likely no obedience - no repentance and no power - a fake form of christianity that leads people to hell while they think they are saved. He knows not the actual truth
@LandonHobbs9 yup... all satire. I thought he was legit for a few seconds, but then I saw the "dedicated to George Carlin" part in the description; clearly not a christian lol
I got prayed for by a christian here on youtube just a couple of days ago. I promised to report any significant changes in my life.... nothing to report yet...
To the person who said they wanted Jesus to suck their dick ---
What a terrible thing to say!
I would never ask Jesus to do that.
I don’t have to because God in his infinite wisdom invented wives, girlfriends and mistresses.
The reason God invented them was so that his son could get on with more important things like walking on waves, doing magic tricks with loaves and fishes, and rubbing shoulders with prostitutes.
So show respect.
And pay one of God’s other creations to suck it for you. : )
Luke 21:25 "And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon,& in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, THE SEA & THE WAVES ROARING!!!......Jesus Christ 2000 yrs ago! wow.... Can we really just pretend that those words don't have any meaning today, after what just happened in Japan? My only desire is to make open minded people seek!
@detroitthebaptist just to let you know...SHIT HAPPENS! think about it. every day thousands and thousands of people die. a bunch of people just happened to die at the same time due to a tsunami. this ISNT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!
Can any of u non- believers prove that God does not exist? NO, of course u can't! yet u blaspheme the bible and God with total confidence assuming that u will not have to pay for your wickedness! wow, lol!!!!... You all placed yourselves and your ridiculous philosophies on a make believe pedestal proclaiming yourselves the most enlightened in human history! lol, when in all truth, No group in history has been more foolish!! ... U have annointed man & circumstance as god! PURE INSANITY, LOL!
@detroitthebaptist Ooooooh... So if I say there's a giant purple mozzarella-dragon who poops transvestites outside your house, does that mean it's true just 'cus you can't disprove it~?
@detroitthebaptist lets take this a different direction, can you prove that all the other gods in all the other religions dont exist? you cant can you, so according to you, they must exist. and since they exist, they will DAMN YOU TO THEIR VERSION OF HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN THEM! i rest my case.
@mattakudesu You have no case!!! You tell which other religion believes in hell? You tell me where the concept of hell came from? I believe in 1 GOD, Jehovah and His Son Jesus.... every other so called god is in actuality a demonic being deceiving lost souls!!! YES I SAID IT! Now get all your sticks and branches together, gather your troops and light the fire!! I speak truth! Bless the Lord!
@detroitthebaptist sounds to me like just avoided the entire point that i used your same reasoning to prove that all the other magical fairy tale gods exist. obviously your mind cant wrap itself around the fact that you just got pwned.
@mattakudesu You obviously impress yourself so much, that you feel no need to listen to anyone else!! lol... talking to you is like teaching algebra to box of fried chicken! Why?
@detroitthebaptist the only reason why i impress myself so much is because foolish people like you make it so easy to. but enough of this, i would probably have more luck "teaching algebra to a box of fried chicken" than making sense to you.
@TheRytoway For god's sake learn how to spell: It's spelt 'faggot' and in any case, how would you know anyway? Is there something you're not telling us here, eh?
Thermal Dynamics? It's Thermodynamics. You are obviously not a scientist, not even a smart person, hardly even a person really. So ignorant!!! Right back at ya. We don't hate god (notice I didn't capitalize god), we hate people like you!
I'd like to see statistical evidence/proof that bible believers prayers have a higher success rate compared to any/all other religious persons prayers, and/or personal willpower/belief (non-deific.)
I'm serious. If a test has been done I'd like to see the results, and if a test has not been done I would condone having one done. If the biblical god really is the prayer-answering deity believers think he is, that simple test ought to show that his prayers go answered noticeably more.
@k7leetha There was an experiment that compared the results of prayer for sick people that knew they were being prayed for, people that didn't know they were being prayed for, and people that weren't being prayed for at all. The results showed that there was no difference between those who weren't being prayed for and those who were prayed for but didn't know it. Those who knew they were being prayed for suffered more complications.
Read Richard Dawkins' God Delusion, page 61 onwards.
Eddy baby, while you're praying, don't forget to burn some witches, start some wars, drop some bombs, lynch some black folks, all in the name of the god entity.
what would you ask for person who says god is not real , and only reason peoples invented him is because of lack of knowledge in science .. like about where monkeys came from :)
man fuck you people. im not athiest im fucking agnostic. Find proof the bible is the word of god and i'll agree with you but until then have fun with your glorified storybooks you assholes
@MadeSicc74 Fair enough, you did specifically mention the bible, so you are correct. Personally, I think a "dumbass" would be someone who fails to recognize that atheism and agnosticism are not mutually exclusive. I don't know... perhaps someone who says something like " im not athiest im fucking agnostic." Also, interesting that you are condemning these people for their "glorified storybooks" and yet you cling to a belief which is equally unsubstantiated..... hmm..... hypocrisy much?
@MadeSicc74 I'll leave you with this: Find proof [that god exists] and [I]'ll agree with you[,] but until then have fun with your glorified [fairy tale] you asshole.
You'd be surprised what can be done with words and with faith. I've seen the impossible come to pass. And Jesus IS not only God's son, but Jesus IS GOD.
Stop speaking on matters you are UTTERLY ignorant on. It's just shameful to hear people like you speak who in no way shape or form have experienced God or the power of prayer open up for mouths your malinformed/noninformed opinions.
Yo I'll be the first one to admit that I'm scared as fuck about life right now, I hope someone prays for me, is that being "insane" what do u guys do when U get anxiety and go through pain? Seriously what?? I feel lost without god these days too
i hate this guy , insulting George Carlin's memory, and for the last fucking time for all the christians with theyr flat earth we didint come from monkey we have a common ancestor, now back to your fantasy world, and pray to the flying spagheti monster
@lopytube Well, I though he was serious at first, because I actually know people who are this stupid. Although I was happy to find this tagged as comedy. Although there are other videos like this marked as education sadly enough.
What's the point of debating guys... Let them be .. There's no stopping athiests who vow their lives as a nonveliever.. Evangelize don't fight for the truth
If I can give Christian a better life or at least show them the best way to live life, then I have a right to open my mouth and speak. But if I cannot do either, then the best thing for me is to shut my mouth and let Christians live their lives in Jesus’ Love, Way, and truth!!!
Your a joke and a mockery...you just lost any testimony with me using the filthy language you used.It's people like you who give Christianity a bad name.Stay off here..with your crude humor.Your worse off than any atheist on youtube.Talking about praying for people Is a serious matter not to be taken lightly...you clown!
@AlienMagi I believe that's about the dumbest response I've ever received on here.Feel like I'm talking to a brick or a gourd...or maybe a 5 year old...
"This guy isn't helping Christians or Christianity. He lacks sincererity, humility and he over acts." He's not trying to help christianity(rofl)!! Edward Current is an atheist spoofing on christians!
This guy isn't helping Christians or Christianity. He lacks sincererity, humility and he over acts. For athiests looking at this they would see these faults and be dismissive. The derrogatory reference to Catholic shows a complete lack of understanding. The final comment of being wiped out and buying a new TV is just shallow.
@quadbravo Actually, I think you completely outdid him on the "not helping Christians" thing with that comment, right there, in front of everyone, uh-huh.
This reminds me of a bible verse I read once... Hmmm. Oh yeah, it was
Matthew chapter 6, verses 5-6,
'When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.'
I'm an atheist, this guy isn't a creationist or a christian, he's just fooling around. Can't believe anyone fell for this, he's probably an atheist as well ha!
Please pray for Krazie316, VenomFangX, Fool4alifetime and vanillakernel. They are christian but have serious mental problems. Help direct them to a good psychologist, or better yet a platoon of psychologists.
with the first guy god gives you choice if thats good or bad thats up to him the 2nd guy sounds like well idk.. 3rd dose the devil live underground... not that i know of hes allaround better get your facts right and not be fooled 4th that is someone just wanting ppl to look at him prob some kid.. and the end getting a big tv? /sigh.. you should just tell god thank you for everything in you and yours..
first of all sir,this is NOT funny it is NOT funny to MOCK chritians you dont see christians mocking atheists do you? or not GOOD christians mocking athesits may god put mercy on your soul. you wont be mocking us when you get sent to hell then you wont be laughing
dear edward dont listen to what the non-believers say, they dont know what they do is wrong forgive them for they have sinned. Thats what god tells me everyday. and while im here id like if you would pray for my father he is very sick he is getting better but he still needs all the prayer he can get. If you want to know more about my father and his illness please message me-katie
HAHAHAHA "satan lives underground and manipulates us telepathically with his rays." u have no idea wat ur talkin about u fuckin tool! y do u think ur better than everyone? i think YOU are the one that needs to be prayed for.
Withh that kind of comment its pretty hard to believe that there are no dark forces on this planet either ( satan) You cannot have one without the other. Good will overcome evil and you my friend need to repent.
God has no room for those thoughts in his kingdom.
your wiped out? you truly are the weakest one in the food chain to answer your question all life started from the primordial ozz or soup as some call it you are most likly the the stupids holy roller iv ever seen you and your imaginary figure in the sky happy to know christianity will die out some day
i feel really sorry for you. no evidenc and yet full forward jesusing.....we must be doomed, this must be hell becuase somtihung this stupid can possibly be real
Yes, I need prayers from people I can't stand to the God that I dont believe in to save me from the hell I dont believe in, otherwise the immortal soul I don't believe I have will be lost to the clutches of the devil I don't believe in. So transmit your desire for my proper guidance from god as much as you can because you will definitely not be wasting any of your time. You will be having a significant impact on my salvation and improving my behavior simply by closing your eyes and wishing it
AND, i have something else to say, well, why do you atheists hate One you think doesnt exist. hmm? It is because you know He exists, but convince yourselves He doesnt so you dont feel bad about your deeds. If the bible talked about how we could drink, cus, kill, do drugs, etc. like things you want to do, then you would believe...wouldnt you? but since it makes you change who you really are, you choose not to believe, and always have fear of what is to come. Atheists live in fear of death.
I hate god because the illusion of him brainwashes stupid people and prevents them from thinking and feeling for themselves. I'm not an athiest but I don't beleive your god exists either but i don't fear death nor do i fear punishment. I'm a good person and try to be because I love my fellow people and myself, not because of a magical sky daddy.
athiest means "no God" so, if you do not believe in God, believe it or not, you are an athiest. And you should not base a belief on people that "supposedly" follow it. Christmas is idolatary and paganism...how many "christians" celebrate it? but i try to follow the bible, but if i base what i believe on other people, and what they do, then i would be mistaken. FEW ASCEND, FEW, not many but FEW.
the bible? you mean the book that promotes slavery bigotry murder and hate? yes ecause that's a great book to follow. No there's a lot of people that don't believe in your god that aren't athesits, atheism is defined by saying you don't beleive in any god, and don't beleive in the existence or the possibility of one. Agnostic basically says you don't know, you don't care. Let's just say if your god exists, fuck him.
Surely the reward of a job well done is reward enough. Big screen teles are satanic as they encourage hands to hold remotes, not each other. But not hold each other in a gay way. That's satanic too... CHECKMATE!
nootkpr 2 weeks ago
Not sure if trolling... Or just stupid...
HAAAAXXXXX 3 weeks ago
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videogirl201 1 month ago
@videogirl201 This guy is a satirist, my son. Knowing this makes his videos so much more fun.
ManDudeYeah 1 month ago 2
@ManDudeYeah my bad :P just so used to arguing with people who think like that :P
videogirl201 1 month ago
I've seen this guy before. Satire...
paraplegicgiraffe 1 month ago
spew your holy blessings all over my eager face....hhem..oh lord
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akeello 3 months ago
i am a biblicial christian and i believe that everyone has a right to believe what ever you want. i did not believe then something devine happen. but that is not the point. you can have creation and evolution. why do people not think a book written by man can not be falable.it says that 1 god day is a thousand years maybe they got that part wrong and 1 God ay is a trillion zillion years. these are the questions im going to ask the Great Diety when i get there.
chickenrich86 4 months ago
@chickenrich86 that whole ''one day is a trillion gizzilion years'' bullshit is something made up by the church to answer the question of ''when is jesus coming back?" just more bs to justify their shitty beliefs
fhab525 2 weeks ago
hey everyone on the internet! this video is a satire! i'm surprised at how many of you fell for this.
dispozilla 4 months ago
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sjardimt 4 months ago
Yeah I've never heard of atoms spontaneously arrange themselves to organized structures.
zupperm 4 months ago
Jesus can suck mine too!
LARRIOTT54 4 months ago
Do most people on here not understand that this is a joke. It's listed under the category "Comedy". He's kidding...
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I wrote the 'jesus can suck my fucking cock' comment!!!
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I watched the whole thing waiting for the punch line, he is just joking right? Well I hope so anyway...
TechnicalUK 4 months ago
Christians: Got any proof of God?
townfaninexile 5 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Lay off the LSD
Thirsty4Edward 5 months ago
0:40 "it also feels really good, not in a dirty way or a gay way"? so being gay to you feels "really good"? yeah.... how hypocritical of a christian lol there is no such thing as a bloody creator or god, it's all fake.
HumfreyTheGoofyCamel 5 months ago
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"No matter how misguided or lost some people are, it's easy for a good Christian to help. Just pray for them!
Dedicated to George Carlin"
---Lovin it!----------
chrisrhudy02 5 months ago
"thermal dynamics" lol
aabulow2 5 months ago
virgin
gcarlton7 6 months ago
Thanks so much for your prayers! "That" guy is a friend of mine, and he told me that jesus showed up and sucked his cock. He was so happy and now is a true believer just like you. Let's all rejoice in the power of prayer!
grahambkk 6 months ago
Message to theists: if you wanna pray for us atheist, pray that your god shows us proof of his existance and pray that he shows us the right religion to follow. If it can't work, then prayer is obviously as ridiculous as your god
biggsleezy 6 months ago
2 hands working acomplish more than a million clasped in prayer.
TheCaptainLulz 7 months ago 15
Every time I catch my girlfriend having sex with another guy I come and listen to the word through Edward Current...God Bless....
dprague 7 months ago
bald
fitnessgirrl 8 months ago
oooooohhhh - he's the opposite of what he's saying. Making fun of religion by depicting what he thinks christians are like. --- The sarcasm is a bit funny, takes a bit to get because I've met people like this so I thought it was real.
~great video~
joshuacgagnier 8 months ago
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joshuacgagnier 8 months ago
"look "doctor", if we came from monkeys, then where the heck did monkeys come from? Checkmate! we came from GOD!" lol this is the perfect satire of christians
AddictedFort1E 8 months ago
People who can't tell that Edward Current's vidios are parodies, are idiots.
SinnFein4ever 8 months ago
he's really bullshittin' people... trying to get you to see some of the crazy shit people will believe just because its in a so called holy book....
stfameent 9 months ago
Edward,
The most dangerous man is the liar.
MrTrack412 9 months ago
I think Edward was a fake christian at one point but never actually had a true conversion. He attended church and went through all the religious customs and traditions but was most likely part of an apostate church. He never experienced the holy spirit and spent a lot of time in a church that taught counter-fit christianity. Most likely no obedience - no repentance and no power - a fake form of christianity that leads people to hell while they think they are saved. He knows not the actual truth
fernieboy100 9 months ago
parody
Aboiko2010 9 months ago
Please tell me this is satire, I didn't find this amusing at all.
LandonHobbs9 9 months ago
@LandonHobbs9 yup... all satire. I thought he was legit for a few seconds, but then I saw the "dedicated to George Carlin" part in the description; clearly not a christian lol
AddictedFort1E 8 months ago
This is some good ol' comedy!
eb2600 9 months ago
!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!
eb2600 9 months ago
I got prayed for by a christian here on youtube just a couple of days ago. I promised to report any significant changes in my life.... nothing to report yet...
Hopefulfilment 10 months ago
My favorite line: "It makes you feel better...than them." I will be humble and admit that it took me awhile to catch on.
LaedyRose 10 months ago
To the person who said they wanted Jesus to suck their dick ---
What a terrible thing to say!
I would never ask Jesus to do that.
I don’t have to because God in his infinite wisdom invented wives, girlfriends and mistresses.
The reason God invented them was so that his son could get on with more important things like walking on waves, doing magic tricks with loaves and fishes, and rubbing shoulders with prostitutes.
So show respect.
And pay one of God’s other creations to suck it for you. : )
psstheyyou 10 months ago
That will fell good, getting my cock sucked by god. I wonder if he spits or swallows? :D
iDONTNO54 10 months ago
Luke 21:25 "And there will be signs in the sun, in the moon,& in the stars; and on the earth distress of nations, with perplexity, THE SEA & THE WAVES ROARING!!!......Jesus Christ 2000 yrs ago! wow.... Can we really just pretend that those words don't have any meaning today, after what just happened in Japan? My only desire is to make open minded people seek!
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
@detroitthebaptist just to let you know...SHIT HAPPENS! think about it. every day thousands and thousands of people die. a bunch of people just happened to die at the same time due to a tsunami. this ISNT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!
mattakudesu 10 months ago
thermal-dynamics. oh, people.
spac3cad3t 10 months ago
Can any of u non- believers prove that God does not exist? NO, of course u can't! yet u blaspheme the bible and God with total confidence assuming that u will not have to pay for your wickedness! wow, lol!!!!... You all placed yourselves and your ridiculous philosophies on a make believe pedestal proclaiming yourselves the most enlightened in human history! lol, when in all truth, No group in history has been more foolish!! ... U have annointed man & circumstance as god! PURE INSANITY, LOL!
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
@detroitthebaptist Ooooooh... So if I say there's a giant purple mozzarella-dragon who poops transvestites outside your house, does that mean it's true just 'cus you can't disprove it~?
Man, christians...
xXMugiWaraXXx 10 months ago
@detroitthebaptist lets take this a different direction, can you prove that all the other gods in all the other religions dont exist? you cant can you, so according to you, they must exist. and since they exist, they will DAMN YOU TO THEIR VERSION OF HELL FOR NOT BELIEVING IN THEM! i rest my case.
mattakudesu 10 months ago
@mattakudesu You have no case!!! You tell which other religion believes in hell? You tell me where the concept of hell came from? I believe in 1 GOD, Jehovah and His Son Jesus.... every other so called god is in actuality a demonic being deceiving lost souls!!! YES I SAID IT! Now get all your sticks and branches together, gather your troops and light the fire!! I speak truth! Bless the Lord!
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
@detroitthebaptist sounds to me like just avoided the entire point that i used your same reasoning to prove that all the other magical fairy tale gods exist. obviously your mind cant wrap itself around the fact that you just got pwned.
mattakudesu 10 months ago
@mattakudesu You obviously impress yourself so much, that you feel no need to listen to anyone else!! lol... talking to you is like teaching algebra to box of fried chicken! Why?
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
@detroitthebaptist the only reason why i impress myself so much is because foolish people like you make it so easy to. but enough of this, i would probably have more luck "teaching algebra to a box of fried chicken" than making sense to you.
mattakudesu 10 months ago
@mattakudesu Your not smart enough to be a chicken... lol i owe the chickens an apology!!
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
What did God not give u Edward? u are obsessed with Him yet u say u don't believe! lol.... who are u fooling?
detroitthebaptist 10 months ago
God bless you Edward Jesus loves you brother!
jesusvagina 11 months ago
GOOD ON YOU!! :D
Well done.
pudmuddy 11 months ago
Spoiler alert: God does not exist
iAmNathanSas 11 months ago
Are invisible prayer waves similar to wi-fi, or closer to 4G? Thanks for those nanotubes god!
GrandmasterBBC 11 months ago
WHAT A FAGIT
TheRytoway 11 months ago
@TheRytoway For god's sake learn how to spell: It's spelt 'faggot' and in any case, how would you know anyway? Is there something you're not telling us here, eh?
mrhellwung 11 months ago
belongs in some kind of secret prison... LOL!
lrg2k10 11 months ago
Oh. wait.
He's being sarcastic? LOL You sound so sincere.
PositiveNode 1 year ago
Ecclestiastes 9:5.
I just rocked your world.
PositiveNode 1 year ago
Thermal Dynamics? It's Thermodynamics. You are obviously not a scientist, not even a smart person, hardly even a person really. So ignorant!!! Right back at ya. We don't hate god (notice I didn't capitalize god), we hate people like you!
cjd3f 1 year ago
"Aside from the fact that he sounds like he should be in some secret prison somewhere..." LOLOL
And the shirt buttoned all the way to the very top is such a great touch....Mr. Current - you're genius!
Maargen 1 year ago
I'd like to see statistical evidence/proof that bible believers prayers have a higher success rate compared to any/all other religious persons prayers, and/or personal willpower/belief (non-deific.)
I'm serious. If a test has been done I'd like to see the results, and if a test has not been done I would condone having one done. If the biblical god really is the prayer-answering deity believers think he is, that simple test ought to show that his prayers go answered noticeably more.
I'm waiting
k7leetha 1 year ago
@k7leetha There was an experiment that compared the results of prayer for sick people that knew they were being prayed for, people that didn't know they were being prayed for, and people that weren't being prayed for at all. The results showed that there was no difference between those who weren't being prayed for and those who were prayed for but didn't know it. Those who knew they were being prayed for suffered more complications.
Read Richard Dawkins' God Delusion, page 61 onwards.
CoonAndFriends2 1 year ago
Eddy baby, while you're praying, don't forget to burn some witches, start some wars, drop some bombs, lynch some black folks, all in the name of the god entity.
FellowWorker1905 1 year ago
what would you ask for person who says god is not real , and only reason peoples invented him is because of lack of knowledge in science .. like about where monkeys came from :)
lolex169 1 year ago
Prayer waves - is like SpiderSense?
Hold on... my prayer waves are tingling - Oh wait. No, that's my dick. My bad.
BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!
Love this. XD Made my day.
Kalathra 1 year ago
Lol, took me a while to figure out he was being sarcastic...
SkullMan00X 1 year ago
hahah rofl ur kidding me right?
stressCSS 1 year ago
ur pretty fuckin dumb and not open minded at all. READ A FUCKIN BOOK OTHER THAN THE BIBLE.
thachronking 1 year ago
@thachronking um...u know hes using satire right? hes being ridiculous in order to change something he doesnt like... i think hes atheist
VivaLaVieBoheme49 1 year ago
nice shirt
NebulousEsoteric 1 year ago
man fuck you people. im not athiest im fucking agnostic. Find proof the bible is the word of god and i'll agree with you but until then have fun with your glorified storybooks you assholes
MadeSicc74 1 year ago 12
@MadeSicc74 This comment actually demonstrates that you are an atheist....
LeonhardEuler1 4 months ago
@LeonhardEuler1 No...because atheists don't believe in any higher power...and I do...dumbass
MadeSicc74 4 months ago
@MadeSicc74 Fair enough, you did specifically mention the bible, so you are correct. Personally, I think a "dumbass" would be someone who fails to recognize that atheism and agnosticism are not mutually exclusive. I don't know... perhaps someone who says something like " im not athiest im fucking agnostic." Also, interesting that you are condemning these people for their "glorified storybooks" and yet you cling to a belief which is equally unsubstantiated..... hmm..... hypocrisy much?
LeonhardEuler1 4 months ago
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@MadeSicc74 I'll leave you with this: Find proof [that god exists] and [I]'ll agree with you[,] but until then have fun with your glorified [fairy tale] you asshole.
祝你生活順心.
LeonhardEuler1 4 months ago
i deny ur god in ur face bitch ;p
quit being a bible pusher ass face
its called the first amendment
)o( -Proud Pagan
VivaLaVieBoheme49 1 year ago
@VivaLaVieBoheme49 celtic/norse/greeko-roman? just curios....
bbphnix 1 year ago
@bbphnix bit of all lol
VivaLaVieBoheme49 1 year ago
@VivaLaVieBoheme49 must be a handful....
bbphnix 1 year ago
@bbphnix well, when ur still finding your way, theres alot to explore ^-^
VivaLaVieBoheme49 1 year ago
praying=having an adult imaginary friend
holydiver3210 1 year ago
hahah brainwashed soul
linsloumelon 1 year ago
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OrionAnax 1 year ago
@OrionAnax You do know that this guy is an atheist doing some pretty clever satire don't you?
DUTWA03 1 year ago
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OrionAnax 1 year ago
"I will now pray for your brainwashed soul" :D
OmerPT 1 year ago
christians are fucking retarded. ur not magical you assholes. u cant change ppl with words. also jesus was not gods son.
MadeSicc74 1 year ago
@MadeSicc74 If athiests can be as stupid as you, I don't even know where this puts theists.
purplederple 1 year ago
@MadeSicc74
You'd be surprised what can be done with words and with faith. I've seen the impossible come to pass. And Jesus IS not only God's son, but Jesus IS GOD.
Stop speaking on matters you are UTTERLY ignorant on. It's just shameful to hear people like you speak who in no way shape or form have experienced God or the power of prayer open up for mouths your malinformed/noninformed opinions.
MorpheusOmikron 1 year ago
on his knees making the oh face for god
flashablecards 1 year ago
Evolutionismists? Genius.
How on earth can a Twitter feed be made into a TV show and Edward not? He should take over the "This Week in God" segment on the Daily Show.
crabbieappleton 1 year ago
your awesome! I love the line "it makes you feel better... than them" haha love it.
elmo314159 1 year ago
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007gumshoe 1 year ago
@007gumshoe dude hes a saterist, lol
splicedenergy 1 year ago
@splicedenergy Thanks! I know he's a saterist. I'm a life long student of comedy. I guess I just felt moved to speak in the wrong arena this time.
007gumshoe 1 year ago
@007gumshoe Thanks for fucking with us, especially myself
splicedenergy 1 year ago
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007gumshoe 1 year ago
@007gumshoe that wasnt for me was it?
splicedenergy 1 year ago
@splicedenergy NO. With any & all apologies and with an extended hand of friendship, I sincerly wish you the best!
007gumshoe 1 year ago
@splicedenergy WTF?
splicedenergy 1 year ago
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007gumshoe 1 year ago
Yo I'll be the first one to admit that I'm scared as fuck about life right now, I hope someone prays for me, is that being "insane" what do u guys do when U get anxiety and go through pain? Seriously what?? I feel lost without god these days too
Phillies416 1 year ago
@Phillies416 How can you be lost without something that never really existed in the first place?
JessicaSideways 1 year ago
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007gumshoe 1 year ago
Carbon nanotubes are awesome.
blueformula91 1 year ago
wow you suck
808SlipknotRULES 1 year ago
i hate this guy , insulting George Carlin's memory, and for the last fucking time for all the christians with theyr flat earth we didint come from monkey we have a common ancestor, now back to your fantasy world, and pray to the flying spagheti monster
VelvetTearsNana 1 year ago 2
@VelvetTearsNana
how does he cripple George Carlins memory?
just asking
lopytube 1 year ago
hahaha!!!
i used to hate this guy until i found out his videos are comedies. he is hilarious
uncr3ativename 1 year ago 17
@uncr3ativename
sometimes I wonder how long it takes people to realize that its a joke
lopytube 1 year ago
@lopytube Well, I though he was serious at first, because I actually know people who are this stupid. Although I was happy to find this tagged as comedy. Although there are other videos like this marked as education sadly enough.
uncr3ativename 1 year ago
@uncr3ativename me too
silenthill123321 5 months ago
What's the point of debating guys... Let them be .. There's no stopping athiests who vow their lives as a nonveliever.. Evangelize don't fight for the truth
Proudt0beAZN 1 year ago
Lol u r awsome
102funnymonkey 1 year ago 5
my names (last name) is masood so i kept laughing though the video
gC222SA 1 year ago
If I can give Christian a better life or at least show them the best way to live life, then I have a right to open my mouth and speak. But if I cannot do either, then the best thing for me is to shut my mouth and let Christians live their lives in Jesus’ Love, Way, and truth!!!
Airlightf 1 year ago
Your a joke and a mockery...you just lost any testimony with me using the filthy language you used.It's people like you who give Christianity a bad name.Stay off here..with your crude humor.Your worse off than any atheist on youtube.Talking about praying for people Is a serious matter not to be taken lightly...you clown!
suggsb2010 1 year ago
@suggsb2010 you dumb fucking christian. You will burn in hell like your ancestors did mwaahahahhaha
edward you rule
AlienMagi 1 year ago 14
@AlienMagi I believe that's about the dumbest response I've ever received on here.Feel like I'm talking to a brick or a gourd...or maybe a 5 year old...
suggsb2010 1 year ago
@suggsb2010 hahahah
AlienMagi 1 year ago 7
Who would be listening? XD
LanteanKnight 1 year ago
LOL. funny stuff. but it doesn't look like everybody gets the joke...
jakeisawesome91 1 year ago
lol
spun573 1 year ago
This guy is fake and it's all a joke right?
kx32ta1 1 year ago
he must be an athiest. so completely insincere and fake.
quadbravo 1 year ago
"...these evolutionismists really burn my bush..."
Absolutely hilarious. Keep it up.
KnowKnot 1 year ago
It makes me feel better... Than Them! Hahahaha the best line!! awesome!!!
raxotube 1 year ago 2
Jesus can suck my fucking cock LOL nice video man! :P
Gamedudebt 1 year ago
wow, if you'd just look at his channel, you can see he's just making fun of christians
DancingMonkey12 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"This guy isn't helping Christians or Christianity. He lacks sincererity, humility and he over acts." He's not trying to help christianity(rofl)!! Edward Current is an atheist spoofing on christians!
99minerkc 1 year ago
This guy isn't helping Christians or Christianity. He lacks sincererity, humility and he over acts. For athiests looking at this they would see these faults and be dismissive. The derrogatory reference to Catholic shows a complete lack of understanding. The final comment of being wiped out and buying a new TV is just shallow.
quadbravo 1 year ago
@quadbravo Actually, I think you completely outdid him on the "not helping Christians" thing with that comment, right there, in front of everyone, uh-huh.
KnowKnot 1 year ago 10
"His name sounds like he belongs in a secret prison somewhere." Great stuff (except that it should be, *WHOM* I'm praying for today!!)
holzpusher 1 year ago
This reminds me of a bible verse I read once... Hmmm. Oh yeah, it was
Matthew chapter 6, verses 5-6,
'When thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.'
jackminardi 1 year ago
@jackminardi yes, i did post this comment before i watched all the video
jackminardi 1 year ago
I'm an atheist, this guy isn't a creationist or a christian, he's just fooling around. Can't believe anyone fell for this, he's probably an atheist as well ha!
OneForTheFuture 1 year ago
lol prayer waves
itsjoebrown 1 year ago
Hahaha, "thermaldynamics."
Oh man, these videos are hilarious. Edward Current, you are officially my new favorite youtuber.
Oxymoronic930 1 year ago 6
Please pray for Krazie316, VenomFangX, Fool4alifetime and vanillakernel. They are christian but have serious mental problems. Help direct them to a good psychologist, or better yet a platoon of psychologists.
holio84 1 year ago
"It makes you feel better than them" ...
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AtlantiusPSN 1 year ago
with the first guy god gives you choice if thats good or bad thats up to him the 2nd guy sounds like well idk.. 3rd dose the devil live underground... not that i know of hes allaround better get your facts right and not be fooled 4th that is someone just wanting ppl to look at him prob some kid.. and the end getting a big tv? /sigh.. you should just tell god thank you for everything in you and yours..
Srsapsalot 1 year ago
first of all sir,this is NOT funny it is NOT funny to MOCK chritians you dont see christians mocking atheists do you? or not GOOD christians mocking athesits may god put mercy on your soul. you wont be mocking us when you get sent to hell then you wont be laughing
secretninja111 1 year ago
dear edward dont listen to what the non-believers say, they dont know what they do is wrong forgive them for they have sinned. Thats what god tells me everyday. and while im here id like if you would pray for my father he is very sick he is getting better but he still needs all the prayer he can get. If you want to know more about my father and his illness please message me-katie
secretninja111 1 year ago
Oh, and not only is this man a racist, but he's ignorant enough to criticize people for their own beliefs!
I have no problem with religous people, but when they start talking shit about other people they really fucking piss me off.
He actually makes me think he's being satirical of religion, because he sounds so stupid! lol
dragonfur988 1 year ago
"Hi, I'm Edward Christfag!"
Poor delusioned people....
God is NOT real!
dragonfur988 1 year ago
Wow this guy is a douche.
GoreSpattered 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA "satan lives underground and manipulates us telepathically with his rays." u have no idea wat ur talkin about u fuckin tool! y do u think ur better than everyone? i think YOU are the one that needs to be prayed for.
just4kiksXd 1 year ago
fuck it makes me laugh when edward says 'so INGORAANT' 'so DELUDED' HAHAHA 'SO LOST'
xrammyx 1 year ago
Who else thinks that the funniest part is the fact that those prayers take no more than 3 seconds. :-D
Cihl280777 1 year ago
cant wait till religion dies ut that means no morals and i can go on a killing spreee, do a montage and call it survival of the fittest
WhiteEyedLionKing 1 year ago
@WhiteEyedLionKing
Withh that kind of comment its pretty hard to believe that there are no dark forces on this planet either ( satan) You cannot have one without the other. Good will overcome evil and you my friend need to repent.
God has no room for those thoughts in his kingdom.
MaffyMoose 1 year ago
your wiped out? you truly are the weakest one in the food chain to answer your question all life started from the primordial ozz or soup as some call it you are most likly the the stupids holy roller iv ever seen you and your imaginary figure in the sky happy to know christianity will die out some day
sidxevil 1 year ago
i feel really sorry for you. no evidenc and yet full forward jesusing.....we must be doomed, this must be hell becuase somtihung this stupid can possibly be real
yourallstoopid 1 year ago
jesus can eat my penis.......i think jesus was gay he way a gay fagy that liked to eat dicks
yourallstoopid 1 year ago
Haha, this guy is the funniest thing on youtube XD
37thBlitz 1 year ago
isnt god a theory???, just like anything else that cant be proven???
Nevicc91 1 year ago
I get a real kick out of these videos, its a good farce
Snipe4261 1 year ago
Yes, I need prayers from people I can't stand to the God that I dont believe in to save me from the hell I dont believe in, otherwise the immortal soul I don't believe I have will be lost to the clutches of the devil I don't believe in. So transmit your desire for my proper guidance from god as much as you can because you will definitely not be wasting any of your time. You will be having a significant impact on my salvation and improving my behavior simply by closing your eyes and wishing it
Snipe4261 1 year ago
omg all your videos are so AWSOME and funny... :o) :o) :o) :o)
horncrownedd 1 year ago 3
"Jesus can suck my fucking cock" LMFAO
atchisrj1 1 year ago
ha good one
stofferdavis 1 year ago
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Rabbiz 2 years ago
extreme blasphemy... made my one prayer device
traceyrmj2 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this guy doesnt have a soul
he has no reason to live
sadmaniskillingyou 2 years ago
God makes evolution happen.
traceyrmj2 2 years ago
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AND, i have something else to say, well, why do you atheists hate One you think doesnt exist. hmm? It is because you know He exists, but convince yourselves He doesnt so you dont feel bad about your deeds. If the bible talked about how we could drink, cus, kill, do drugs, etc. like things you want to do, then you would believe...wouldnt you? but since it makes you change who you really are, you choose not to believe, and always have fear of what is to come. Atheists live in fear of death.
JeshuaLivingWord 2 years ago
I hate god because the illusion of him brainwashes stupid people and prevents them from thinking and feeling for themselves. I'm not an athiest but I don't beleive your god exists either but i don't fear death nor do i fear punishment. I'm a good person and try to be because I love my fellow people and myself, not because of a magical sky daddy.
FinalEvilElpis 2 years ago
athiest means "no God" so, if you do not believe in God, believe it or not, you are an athiest. And you should not base a belief on people that "supposedly" follow it. Christmas is idolatary and paganism...how many "christians" celebrate it? but i try to follow the bible, but if i base what i believe on other people, and what they do, then i would be mistaken. FEW ASCEND, FEW, not many but FEW.
JeshuaLivingWord 2 years ago
the bible? you mean the book that promotes slavery bigotry murder and hate? yes ecause that's a great book to follow. No there's a lot of people that don't believe in your god that aren't athesits, atheism is defined by saying you don't beleive in any god, and don't beleive in the existence or the possibility of one. Agnostic basically says you don't know, you don't care. Let's just say if your god exists, fuck him.
FinalEvilElpis 2 years ago
I've seen a term that conveys don't know/care about god much better - apatheist. Has a much nicer ring, eh?
JessicaSideways 1 year ago