Ar tonelico ENG - (Gameplay 05) I for Innuendo

[ShorelineDefense]

Read this for the real intention of the creator.

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[AruTaisa]

How very subtle.

[Generations1st]

Lol i've got to buy this game lol

[InoFan01]

ALL MY LAWLS.

[PSIground]

It's almost like they wanted to make a hentai game, but the execs said they wanted to sell it to teenagers, so they did stuff like this.

[SageofGods]

I loved playing through all three of these games. So much laughing.

[nvoitek]

try listening to it without watching, i thought "life extending agent" was just a metaphor, wow, they sure had fun making this game

[FingerBench]

LMAO ohh i nearly extended my life all over her back.

[TalesOfGod]

Oh my gosh. O.o

Wow, and that early on in the game....

[HylianLycan]

I would have fucking ruined every take laughing my head off.

[catsithx]

Push it all the way

Best line XD

[thapoint09]

♫ Let's push it, let's push it. Push the feeling oooooon.

Push it, let's push it. Gotta keep moving on. ♫

[GFRomaji]

There's nothing sexual about this. Nuh-uh.

[TidalEspeon]

Dammit, the joke would've gone over my head if it weren't for the video title.

[PopPrincesses]

"So yea, during the beginning (well not that beginning) of Phase 2... I came"

O_O

[aboriginalmang]

I was searching queen's innuendo, then THE FUCK DID I WATCH! Seriously kids, don't waste your virginity with a BIG CRYSTAL DiLdo.

[Blitzfoofoo]

Giggity.

[bboywreck]

God. Watch this with your eyes closed.

[MRWWAYSS]

GODDAMN IT JAPAN.

[GeneralMcNuggs]

I'd rather caught my kids watchin porn than this.

[aquapendulum]

Rated T for Teenager - Well FUCKING done, Gentlemen!

[CFkimahri]

*shakes head*

[FigureFive]

Damn this is some nasty shit.

[NekronX20]

This is pretty weird... guessing they did that on purpose.

[SEcholy]

Oh. My. Freaking. God....

[tengutenga]

Watch it again with eyes closed.

[alexmusteatpie2]

OH MY GOD.

[DumbTomato]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[lordofyesteryear]

God bless these voice actors.

[MrJiggleWiggles]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEE­EEECTION

[ILOVEBUKKAKE69]

Dumb witch told me she was on the magi guard, she lied I knew I should of wore a resistance cape while I got my crystal whetted

[antifluffy]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Trollfagget]

WHY

[ElTaco44]

What the fuck did I just watch

[MrRunindry]

HOW THE FUCK DID THE VA'S NOT BURST INTO TREATS READING THIS?!

[aleic14]

@MrRunindry

They probably did,

I wonder how many takes it took o.o

[Helmutlozzi]

jesus christ this shit is cringeworthy

[yomachaser]

Not gonna lie, I got a semi.

[angelofragnarok]

Oh Lyner and your jealousy of Radolf's "crystal". :P

[80sremixcentral2]

I understand the point of this scene, and why it sounds an awful lot like softcore porn, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kuridado]

Dear lord, that music... I don't think I could handle that three times. Those people that played this game all the way through have my sympathy.

[Woahheynow]

Is it possible to miss this scene? I am also in Phase 2 and just got the mission to go to the Musical Corridor?

Missed?

[Suzumushi100]

@Woahheynow Um maybe you took Misha's route i'm not quite sure i didn't think this was miss-able 

[Kouma013]

@Woahheynow You didn't miss it. It's right after the Musical Corridor part.

[NekuChibi]

all of my why

[Zaners]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Robertsmall893]

Wtf did i just watch.......................

[MrBlindcat1]

All of my confused boners

[juanhoof]

why boner

[Scyle92]

@juanhoof because

[Fireshock20]

pfffftchchahhaha

[RobotPirateNinja616]

Yeah baby, I'll stick my life extending agent into your installer port.

if you know what I mean.

[meeeeeepffxi]

Your average Type MOON sex scene right here.

[master2497]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[KristinaTVfan]

Oh my god.

[noamben2]

uh

wow

[supertoasteroftoast]

what is this.

i dont even

[Redtheundead]

I picked this up because I wanted to see just how ridiculously hilarious the game was.

I was pleasantly surprised.

That is, when I played the undub and used japanese voices. Weeaboo as fuck, I know, but I couldn't stand the battle voices, much as I was amused by the storyline voice acting.

[nobodies195]

that is what she said : )

[saxurarose]

you're all moron, play and finish this game, you'll know that the game has an good story, good gameplay and good music, do not judge the game from this event, except if you can not finish it

[DarthSalsaPants23]

UUUUHHHHHHH............. I hope he brought enough wood? e.e

( sorry that's all I've got BC)

[pkthunder3]

EVEN IN CONTEXT, this is hilariously narmy.

[banisherblade]

Watching this while eating... STUPID

[Heiryuu]

(snort giggle slapps hand over mouth to hold in laughing) Bwahahahahaha! thsi was so awesome

[JohnC546]

Wow... 

[abundantloglc]

OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[ObsoletePerson]

My brain... I hate this series...

[Hobohodou]

@ObsoletePerson Why?

[ObsoletePerson]

@Hobohodou The innuendo! And it's so BLATANT! In case you haven't noticed, they try VERY VERY hard to make it sound suggestive. I haven't even played an hour of a copy of 'Ar Tonelico III' that I rented, and I came across the Dive thing. Dear lord, do not say 'dive virginity'. This is blatant and in your face. It works better if it's subtle and unintentional. Unfortunately, Gust do not get 'subtle' and proceed to rub innuendo that wasn't even there to begin with in our face. God damn it.

[Hobohodou]

@ObsoletePerson Well, it's just pandering to the fanbase. Most RPG fans *do* like crazy innuendo. Hell, probably the only reason I'm considering picking these up. I'm shameless, I know.

[Swimmisan]

This is actually really sweet in context.

[NekoSerena]

"It's so...Big!"

"Yes, I know ;D"

<3 HurHur

[ltachi526]

HAHAHHAHHA IM DRUNK (BY MYSELF) BUTS ITS SO FUCKING FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYY

[RavingKunaiX]

How did the scriptwriters not see this?

[TheSeanhl]

@RavingKunaiX they did it on purpose

[Makilore]

The panting in the voice acting doesn't help guys! OOOH imagine the bloopers for this scene!

[BuIIshitter]

WORST. PORN. MUSIC. EVER.

[XendylArius]

I read that apparently,even the Japanese fanbase thought they went too far with this scene XD

[nblitz]

Goodness. I'm not a kid anymore but this made me blush and laugh.

[Bobbynibbles]

Time for anal sex!

[navydocquad0]

Fucking ridiculous

[MayomiCCz]

OH GOD!~ THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID ALL DAY LONG XD

[Suzumushi100]

Clearly "life extending agent" means condom

[tengutenga]

@Suzumushi100 I thought it meant a kind of toy.

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

Don't try this at home. I did this to my GF and now she's pregnant.

[deadfudge]

I don't know whether the VAs and script writers are just trolling. Or extremely dense.

[thapoint09]

@deadfudge:

Sadly, one of the writers said he never meant this scene to have so many innuendos, though he knew people would think it sounded dirty.

Whether or not he's lying is a discussion for another day.

[Rorshock520]

It was how subtle the whole thing was that got me. You have to really think about it, but when you finally get it, you'll burst out laughing.

[TheSeanhl]

@Rorshock520 please tell me that was sarcasm about having to think about it to get it

[firespawn01]

The voice actors in this should be given medals, awards and freakin' KNIGHTHOODS for being able to say all of this at least once without a single laugh.

We salute you noble VAs.

P.S. SEXUAL INNUENDO IS FUNNY

[RAKGaming]

1:31 is where it gets very sexual

[SonicHiro15]

I...dont know what to say.

The comments make me LOL though.

[TheDoremi40]

My thoughts:

99% That's what she said.

1% ...Is that Vic Mignogna?

[justinjosue053185]

lol! everything sounds so suggestive! is this hentai?

[ADecadentAddiction]

I have Ar Tonelico 3 and from this I realize that not only that game, but the whole series is ful of sexual frustrated teens

[GreatFox42]

Is this deliberate?!

[bravevesperia14]

-_____- good job. u gave her hiv

[Timmmmmma]

This ain't right.

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

Okay, this would be funny except for the creepy fucking lullaby music playing. Fucking Japan...

[Zaldin1301]

I feel like I'm back in middle school all over again!

[claudesavegely]

is that third guy Dr. Mordin?

[TCTriangle]

The music doesn't really help...

[Robindahoodz]

What is this i dont even

[triplenaruto]

the scene writer is just a giant troll.

[God324]

what were the voice actors thinking? "this is for a porn right?"

[TheOniKami]

I had this playing without looking at the movie. I thought I was listening to a dubbed hentai movie...

[0muffins0]

Tears of laughter running down my face here!

[mewmiu123]

I'm going to vomit.... -.-

[Lestat13TheVampire]

THIS IS HOW YOU GET SEX SCENES IN E RATED GAMES.

[Tzuba1204]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[jjws]

this is the most inappropriate porn music ever

[nimpe88]

Somebody was laughing when they were translating the game. I bet this was a serious, innuendo free scene in the original game.

[Sp0UtDuDe03]

I would just love to see the look on Sean Fausz's face if he saw that SI was such a big thing in Japan....... and probably the most contemptible angrish button of the PRC.

(You all know what I'm talking about if you ever kept up to date with their online situation... Just makes me all the more proud to be a geek from the bottom side of the SEA border)

I did not even masturbate in the slightest throughout the whole thing, so do I get my cow chicken now?

[MegaShinji12]

waohhh dudddde!! XD

[FallenPhoenix72]

jesus christ JUST FUCK ALREADY

[Tentiez]

That... that can't all be by accident.

[Strmy100]

PUSH IT IN ALL THE WAY!!!

[Deathforce013]

all Thats What She Said and Bow-chika-bow-wow. lolxD

[HAAKONAS]

LMAO is on her back insert it all the way LOL Please Lyner be gentle this is my first time LMAO OMG as long as it is you I can take the pain ROFL How games have changed.

[lurker2626]

quality localisation

[evenyscrewd]

whoa lol

[bravevesperia14]

hmmmm wait a minit HE wasint useing protection?

[KaiserOfRust]

LAWL MAH GOSH :D

[thebangzats]

Okay that is SO on purpose

[ospgaming]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Zaiten48]

OMG LOL

[polkunus]

BWAHAHAHAHAH

[pty80]

They now what they were thinking slick game directors

[supercool1412]

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG IN MANY WAYS XD

[SqueakyFart]

I think this made my boner curve into a circle.

[Jaeger7793]

@SqueakyFart You should probably get that looked at. That isn't healthy.

[PAMuffinMan]

And this is a theme?

Jesus I could barely stand this joke for 3 minutes.

[veryn]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[iSamtana]

wat

[makoto114]

This is just super hilarious!

[craytoes67]

lol shes a succubus

[beastdude]

lmao!

[drsusredfish]

WTF.

[EphemeralDreamX]

*Intredasting face*

[TheDoofuspower101]

FUCK

[Rayofpain]

SUBTLETY IS KEY

[Addicted2gaming]

So how many holes does she have.

[MTGod]

Worst porn music ever.

[ImaPSPcat]

Aww come on... I own all the ar tonelico games, including the new one for ps3.. And i never played a single one.... This is one of the most hilarious scenes of all time. Would have played all of them just for this clip...

[Trevidarium]

Lyner didn't smoke after the "procedure"? Goddamn son.

[darkdotaru]

THATS WHAT SHE SAID EVERYWHERE

[tjken33]

@darkdotaru ROFL

[StateQuoable]

@darkdotaru God damnit now I can't think of anything better to say than that.

[BigGuyNamedJono]

@darkdotaru Hahahaha that shits classic!

[darkervx]

what is this i dont even...

[penchan21]

O_O;;

[bobek611]

crystal syle sex

[bobek611]

wahahahahahhaahaha a crystal sex???

[Kazegalewind]

Get a room.

[kamau329]

ONLY EVERY 3 MONTHS!

OH LAWDY

[PrinceValmont]

:-O

[armlesssoldier]

sexual in your endo ;)

[xarinatan]

Replace the background music with "yello - Oh yea".

*oldspice voice* Your videogame is now porn!

[ise1880]

I'm an adult and this is dumb. but still lol

[EphemeralDreamX]

EPIC!

[xbox3shity]

i have a crystal i can insert but i cant promise it wont hurt

[wakaflockaboi10]

is this serious?

[pkthunder3]

This is the made me want to play the game. HAHA! Double Entendres.

[xxTERRORISTxx197]

How did the voice actors say this without laughing?

[atsf3751fan]

@xxTERRORISTxx197 How do pornstars act without laughing?

[RickaZcurser]

@xxTERRORISTxx197

when Radof says "Yes... I know" he was holding his laughter badly.

[Suzumushi100]

@xxTERRORISTxx197 My guess is hey almost had sex with mics on

[gilesahrun]

Oh. My. God. Aurica, look at this crystal. It's so... BIG!