BILL ENGVALL - 21 Years Of Marriage (Part.1)

[JillmanVideo]

24p here we come

[sliverangle21]

that is true when Bill says men cant go with out sex cause every time my boyfrined gets me upset he quickly makes up for it cause he knows that i wonet give it to him .

[erikaphillips92]

like this if u still love him and he is as funny as b4 as he is now in 2012???

[therandomdot]

I love Bill, but good lord, his wife would drive me crazy.

[erykahsixx]

i didnt

[raymurphy0606]

Is it the same idiots on every awesome video that have to dislike it

[raz42492]

Notice that when he's annoyed with a female, he calls them princess?

[FISHBOY1210]

funner than a cat with a mouse!

[littledemonification]

this viedo is so awesome

[MrPanther30rock]

To me, it's eating, sleeping, sports, and sex.

[StraightOuttaDC]

The real moral of the story is that women control men through their vagina. They know it.

If prostitution was legal, they'd go crazy because they'd have to WORK to get what they wanted in life. They wouldn't be able the play the mind games and dangle the possibility of sex at every man talked to them.

[TheNextOneOver5546]

i love you

[emilyshaddix123]

im a girl

all i need to live is

football

beer

sex

and sleep

[amodking]

@emilyshaddix123 THIS CANNOT BE?! Perfect gf? lmafo

[TenshiCantSing]

lol well a WOMANS basic needs......

Romance

Food

Sleep

Tampons

Sex sorry guys but women like sex just as much as men.....funny but not true....

[DirtroadCountryBoy64]

he forgot beer, and football, and trucks

[amodking]

@DirtroadCountryBoy64 Beer is old school, football is just like wrestling guys tackling each other trying to get the balls from each other and.. trucks ain't bad.. too bad it isn't good as a car in gas mileage.

[mrquackadoodlemoo]

@relegasianchaos

that was beautiful.....

you now undertsnad

[1skullduggery]

how can i take foxworthys jokes and mix em up a little so they sound like its my own material? talentless phony posin pussy. heres yer sign.

[QuarstyAndZack]

8:50 Hhwat??

[QuarstyAndZack]

That is exactly what I do around a campfire XD

[lovesbela]

"thank God your here, hell id be lost in a field somewhere..just driving in circles, cop comes up..whats the problem here?..my wife ain't around.....im going to give you a warning this time...dont be driving without you wife anymore..."

[Mrs100percentMe]

if that is three basic needs for a guy then.............OMFG?!! IMA DUDE! hahahha just kidding.

[brittnopsall]

6:05 is the best freaking part!!! "Don't be drivin without your wife anymore"

[iceprincess0007]

@iangreenish For future reference, people who act like they know everything are seen as the most ignorant fools in society. Step off your high horse princess, and just let people enjoy the video like it was meant to be.

[iangreenish]

hi me again. first off hes not even close to one of the most successful of all time and second i think i know more than you do aboout comedy u dumb ass mother fucker gay fagot

[davidrichards188]

EVIL KENIEVIL COULDNT HAVE MADE THAT LEAP

[JuggaletteHC]

ok guys i think you scared her off good job xD lmao

[Theburn77]

a spine and tescticles

[RosesofWillows]

i love hoe Bill's perspective on married life is so genuine. He really gives good insight on the male spouse's mind in the whole situation!! xD

[hamlinhottie11]

Bill Engvall is awesome!!!! love him and everything he does!!!

[BigOrangeTitan]

The wife, the original GPS.

[keepup14]

"Well Bill if your lying to me about smoking, how do I know you not sleeping with other women?" I totally get that leap. I'm scared I'm a guy and i get that LOL

[MrPman851]

Sounds like Bill's wife says things that blanche a kumquat!

[ajayfromreno]

9 people missed the like button 

[iluvanimalz00]

@ajayfromreno OH NO. SO SORRY I MISSED IT X(

[wilderness636]

@ajayfromreno 14 now in 2012

[0athos0]

its too bad hes talking so slowly. awesome stuff though. this guy got some life experience .)

[scottmacintyrerocks]

@iangreenish

Okay onestly dude there are people on this site that prefer not to see that type of language.

[Smasho8000]

His wife probably saw this the night it aired, then when he came back home she was probably mad as hell. lol

[TranslatorCarminum]

@Smasho8000 Keep watching. I'd be more concerned about his daughter, LOL! Later on, he does a whole anecdote about her first period. No real details to speak of, but still...

[0LYRAWILL0]

Its funny cause when he says "You ever watch a guy at a campfire... watch him sometme" I have a friend who does that. and he DOES poke it with a stick. lol.

[MeRkDaTLiLbUsH]

@0LYRAWILL0 i love poking fires with a stick



[0LYRAWILL0]

@MeRkDaTLiLbUsH Doesnt everyone? :)

[iangreenish]

hes not funny at ALL!!

[Smasho8000]

@iangreenish Really? You think Bill Engvall, one of the most successful comedians of all time, isn't funny!? Well apparently, you have no sense of humor!

[mpeters311]

This dude is so damn funny I laughed so hard I cried!

[poopkins911]

He's so funny

[JustinTylerAllen]

@poopkins911 'nuff said

[mindtwirls]

shits funny as hell

[0Blink0]

"What's the problem here? My wife's not with me."

[theanguished1]

about engvall's remark at 2:18 if he wants to call himself nothing but animal fine but dont label everyone

[flattire78]

your an animal arn't you cause i shure as ever have never met a plant that could search the web

[Kdubslugga]

@theanguished1  Oh my god are you serious right now?

[UltimentZeldaFan1]

wow you have no sence of humor

[altitudeFlies]

"How can I get sex?..."

"Women, good God, y'all are like camels. Hell, you'll go months. You may not want to, but if it's somethin' that proves a point, by God, you will go the distance." Totally true. lol!

[albanmaster]

my girl wants it all the timeXD

[RelegasianChaos]

I'm a straight female and when I actually pay attention, I realize I'm EXACTLY like a guy. Is that bad to be like a guy with boobs, a vagina, and high sex drive? o_O For me it's sleep, food, music, drawing, and sex. God, I sound like a prissy slut...

[arukie]

@RelegasianChaos no, you sound like the perfect woman cause thats exactly what every guy wants in a woman anyway...wow every guy wants a girl who acts like a guy... w are all gay

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

NO, you just sound like God's gift to man. you're not a slut

[LVPD007x]

you and me both. Just replace the drawing with sports/lifting and that's me in a nut shell. There must be two breed's of women out there. There's females like us, and females described above... oye ve...

[TwistedDevil17]

sound like the perfect girl lol

[bubba328622]

@RelegasianChaos

thats ok

[sandcrawler200]

@RelegasianChaos And you're honest too. That srts you into the 3% of us decent guys too. I like you already!

[PokemonSpriteService]

@RelegasianChaos ...good lord, that's incredible. Believe me, you can now obtain any, ANY, guy in the world. And I wouldn't call you a slut if you like sex. But if you like it to the point on infidelity, then yes.

[pittresident]

@RelegasianChaos Well, it is what it is. If you act and dress like a slut, than you are a slut.

[RelegasianChaos]

@pittresident

Well, I know for a fact I don't dress or act like one. So I guess I'm not one.

[cdtretta]

@RelegasianChaos Having a vagina is NEVER a bad thing in my book.

[thull21]

@RelegasianChaos you are my hero

[avenger007007]

@RelegasianChaos

Sound like a really hot date, or a reallllllllllllly fun night to me.

[PbandJae]

@RelegasianChaos omg me too...but not in that order. and also include video games. I'm so lucky that my husband cooks :)

[Shadowybladeatgmail]

@RelegasianChaos that is a GOOD thing to realize. We're not as different as society makes us seem.

[CCRockit]

@RelegasianChaos

Not really a bad thing...

it just means your different, :) God gave us the ability to be different, if we were all the same life would be way too fucking boring.

[Piroborian]

@RelegasianChaos Not at all. That just means you're a good woman.

[Xarai]

@RelegasianChaos i wuv you o.o

[soloman30]

@RelegasianChaos: R U single???

[MrAZB101]

@RelegasianChaos wow where have u been all my life? O.o

[mississippi990]

@RelegasianChaos we should meet up then

[lcsingleberry]

@RelegasianChaos  that is so funny because I am like that too ! ditto to all that!

[lcsingleberry]

@RelegasianChaos that is so funny because I am like that too ! ditto to all that! and I am a straight chic too ! 

[EverythingAustin]

@RelegasianChaos: Switch drawing for books and we are the same. Prissy slut, hmm, if people ask I say I am passionate about my hobbies.

[RobertDidszuhn]

@RelegasianChaos No you sound like Heaven!

[TheCozar123]

@RelegasianChaos and depending on looks every guys dream :P

[Mscountrygal13]

@RelegasianChaos haha me too!! im EXACTLY like tht i never thought of myself as a prissy slut though

[Loviedove2010]

@RelegasianChaos That's about the extent of my thoughts too. It's not a bad thing, it just means you know whats important in life.

[spdyfm]

@RelegasianChaos I need a woman like you who likes ex as much as me. Most women avoid it

[Fab4Sunrises]

@RelegasianChaos You sound like my kinda woman.

Only I'm probably not your type, being a woman myself :(

[kaiismartiies]

@RelegasianChaos Hahaa, I'm EXACTLY the same way...I guess that makes me a prissy slut too, lol.

[scienceatheism]

Noooo you sound like the perfect woman.

[cheshta99]

@RelegasianChaos

are you single?

[thfrbiddn1]

@RelegasianChaos Marry me.

[mkarnerfors]

@RelegasianChaos All people are the same... it's just that you gals have been bashed silly for it while everyone has pretty much just laught and pointed at us males and went "Heh... they're GUYS!".

[sexywhipp]

@RelegasianChaos best kinda women in the world lol

[N1ghtR0se21]

@RelegasianChaos thats exactly how i feel, sleep, cook, music, drawing, writing and sex. except for the slut part. :) high sex drive and i didn't even know it until i met my BF :)

[angelodeath9009]

food sex sleep n guitar 4 me!

[TheLissygirl101]

wow lol this guy is hilarious

[copnite12342]

months? try years...

[Lichslave545]

agreed....lol...my penis is lonely..:(

[LRHSandNMS]

@copnite12342 yep my mom has gone 15 years without sex

[copnite12342]

im sorry has her husband been away for 15 ys. my hubby is coming next month

[e946]

8:25

[GreatestHunterEver01]

f u man. i love bill engvall

[shadowbloodful]

ohmy freakin god this is killer!!!! im freakin dyin

[sexiemochic14]

he forgot about football

[tomboy9612]

not ALL guys like football

[sexiemochic14]

but most of them do.

[tomboy9612]

ok! xD

[sexiemochic14]

lol XD

[themeemz]

not really. just the rednecks and drinkers

[sexiemochic14]

and the sports fanatics. :) and it's not only guys either i personally love football

[EnigmaBeats2K8]

I guess I'm not in that "most" category.

I play notes, not sports.

[sexiemochic14]

oh cool what do you play?

[EnigmaBeats2K8]

Electric and acoustic guitar

[liminted6215]

FOOD,SEX,SILENCE,SPORTCENTER

[TheCman73]

2:14 is so true

[orangeblood27]

Hahahaha!! 6:50 is so damn true!!!

[erina1482]

the video is great, the sound is not so hot

[MrBigglezworth95]

I had a backbone.. and i had testicles... lol

[macinlilisdaddie]

bill engvall is fukkin awesome

[xXxdeadxXxloverxXx]

LOL. I LOVE this guy.

[kingwoodffaer2008]

I LOVE HIM!!!!!!

[ILuvRio4ever]

Haha! Thank you for uploading! He's hilarious!