Check mate in 2 moves (fastest possible)

[bluffweta1]

sorry fuckd up didnt watch properly still its possible.

[bluffweta1]

you cannot move into chek .

[jubiisawesome]

who is dumb enough to do that???

[Mrlargus2]

ese se llama el mate del leon,pero como decimos en chile, el mate del weon, pk tenis que ser bien wn para hacer semejante jugada con las blancas

[19copilot]

no one is ever going to be that stupid at chess. lol

[raffyjam]

LOL!!!!

[wolby2010]

oh my days you told everyone!!!!!!! :-(

[unciePaul]

No, no I won't subscribe.

[1rollingcoaster]

that makes no sense to me

[justmenate]

@1rollingcoaster why? look it up, its legit.



[tma579]

The chessboard is a giant board respective to the picnic table and table

[jubyvera662]

nice . 

[twebb72]

i don't think you can castle with pieces in the way.

[InCrazedMonkey]

Castle switch Rtard. Not Checkmate just Check! (Nerd powers off)

[thezachattack014]

@InCrazedMonkey cant switch with the K and B in the way RTARD!!!

[DonSchvester]

@InCrazedMonkey your the Rtard if you think you can castle with a knight and bishop in the way....

[fraudster111]

@InCrazedMonkey Do you even know what castling is.

[Dabidapp]

Bwahahahahaha!!

[samurai2871]

Never mind I looked it up, it is called castleing and can't be done in this case. Well look at that Check Mate in two moves, the only check mate you have to be an idiot to lose to

[samurai2871]

sorry not a chess player, but isn't there a move where u swicth the castle with the king. When I play my computer, it does that move sometimes. again I don't know chess well so I don't know the rules behind swiching places with the castle and king, I just know you can.

[saimyooo]

Which dumb ass Move two soldier in line?

[tOmi9091979]

@saimyooo YOU!!!

[robertowns18]

that wasnt losing, wtf! and what if the opponneent has a BRAIN?

[MrGuitarMan1991]

what does chess and realy life have in common??...nobody wants to play with the black ones

[ForgottenInTheShadow]

what if the opponent has a brain? LOL

[moneybags105]

Damn it! Black always wins!

[Remtii]

I had to watch it twice to understand that he lost and not the machine XD

i just could not understand how the king could be check mate by an enemy pawn diagonally through an allied pawn...

[Trekkie4ever100]

I've reached the darkest corners of youtube and there's no going back. T.T

[SHORTTY2340]

"Darth Vader, i found your light saber..."

"Where is it"

"In the Like Bar"

[SachielxLAEx]

its not matter how smart the opponent is..its just show u the fastest possible way to win in chess!

[MKirro]

For lulz, see Lindermann vs. Echtermeyer, 1893. Slightly longer at 3 moves, but much funnier since it occurred in an actual match. 1.e4 d5 2.exd5 Qxd5 3. Ke2?? Qe4#

[GGundamISBEAST]

It's checkmate since he/she/pigeon isn't able to do anything. NOOB!

[cspell2k5]

it's not checkmate it's check big difference

[TheRobinL]

@cspell2k5 No, it is checkmate. There is no move whit player can do to not be check so by that he is checkmate =)

[Hukk20100]

Funorb?

[Ratboy8888]

It's no fun when your opponent falls on their sword before you have started the battle...

[stevoridesagain]

This is called "Fool's Mate". I'm ashamed to say I actually fell for it once, though I was eight years old at the time.

[robinx564]

chess is so racist....

[jay6152000]

wow that cool but that is impossible to do with a smart person im battle with

[HantuToyolHijau]

this is how my friend beats me -.-'' damn

[24893jamie]

im pre sure there is a move im not sure what its called im not sure how its played or the rules of it but you can swap the kings position with the bishop

[mariobrosfan4]

@24893jamie No, if neither the king or rook has moved, you can move the king 2 spaces over and the rook 2 or 3 spaces over, depending on whether you move it kingside or queenside. It's called castling.

[calwolfbeast]

thats crap because ur playin urself

[TheSavageMusicGroup]

everybody calm down. He is just showing you the fastest possible checkmate. I'v played for almost 10 years, am I know way a proffessional... but when someone leaves me this opening it is very rewarding and comical to do. and when you teach people chess its always fun to show them this, they think its awesome.

[pawner100]

@TheSavageMusicGroup Yeah but what you don't get is no one is dumb enough to fall for it

[TheSavageMusicGroup]

@pawner100 what you dont get is, I have done it to people before and they have fell for it. Like i said when you teach somebody chess, when they first start playing you can do this move and it is pretty rewarding.

[pawner100]

@TheSavageMusicGroup Well I get what you mean though personally I would never use this because such simplicity should never be used in such a time honored classic as chess

[travincal1]

@pawner100 You would never get the chance to "use this" because no one is that stupid as to set you up. This has never worked in a real game because it requires your opponent to set themselves up. The 4 move is more realistic but this is far from possible.

[RkeyNirun]

OF COURSE IT WOULDN'T WORK ON ANYTHING, ARE YOU GUYS STUPID!?!?!?

This is just the fastest posible way to finish a game of chess, and that's all this is about.

[Ar0474]

@RkeyNirun At least someone knows how to read a title :)

[badheart30]

I would never place two pawns side by side like that.

[itzzseanyandlwis3]

@badheart30 ik hes crap 

[Musicownz1997]

hey man... i hope you know that nobody would actually do that. EVER. nobody's stupid enough to do that.

[TheOniNeko]

@Musicownz1997 Best I could ever pull off was 3 moves. You could bet if someone left you this opening, they would be cursing themselves a second after their hand leaves the piece.

[2001MrThomas]

Noobs... no offense but when your making a shit video atleast make it look you may not know this word -SMART-

[ReapperDead]

THX MANE THX!!!!

[Tormenter111]

Like this comment for no entire reason :0

[Ilayca99]

Where can I get my own Chess Dluxe 1994?

[death8dealer]

Your forgetting there nothing but 10 years old that play on this site

[TheUniverseExists]

Obviously, because you cannot mate in one lol.

[death8dealer]

@TheUniverseExists well i found a way just knock out ur opponent left hook just as you make your first move

[Tormenter111]

Comment me and I will subscribe to me for FREE!!! go like this: @Tormenter111 Sub To Me!!

I will sub to you within 2 days of you commenting to you! Thumbs up to keep this up!

[AbyssalRook]

You laugh: I've done this to someone before.

[chrisdude747]

how to win in 2 moves...

1.punch oponent in face

2. yell "i win"

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

@chrisdude747 Nice stealing kenye100's comment. Think of your own material

[a8138824]

Why do the Queens look like Heat Miser's hair?

[bCuttingEdge101]

its easy if ur playin against an r-tard

[Tormenter111]

Thanks Man! This will come in handy when im versing a pigeon! I shall defeat him1

[SUPERMARIOROCKSYES]

@Tormenter111 LOL that was funny :)

[goathead111]

@Tormenter111 Lmao

[allenbbtechno]

what if the opponent has BRAINS?

[endo45inc]

@allenbbtechno

shut up ur stuped

[cdcdx2]

@endo45inc It's funny because you spelled stupid wrong.

[allenbbtechno]

@endo45inc would help if you spell stupid correctly

[Kheluva999]

@allenbbtechno Honestly, he prolly would have gotten me.

[allenbbtechno]

@Kheluva999 oh, sry then... =P

[crazymangas]

@allenbbtechno well I guess you'll have some time before finding this kind of person... ;p

[Deathzilla7]

@allenbbtechno You see, I think HE was the one who lost. So, he is telling you how to beat him every time.

[RbkUrge]

@allenbbtechno If he acutally has several brains? Then you're in trouble.

[MrArty303]

@allenbbtechno haha, the the vid would be like 3 hours :)))))

[shivam02anand]

@allenbbtechno Nice one!

[Darkshadowside]

@allenbbtechno even one without brains would see that coming

[insaneguyxD]

It's the 4-move-checkmate :D

[Asodinn]

Still 4 moves.

[Rascalljh]

That's if your opponent is comepletely stupid. They need to do the exact moves, anything else will just end up with you failing if you actually needed this to win.

[Bahamut16FF]

@Rascalljh you read my mind :D

[BigFatSponge]

i once bet someone $50 that i could beat him if i had the black pieces and was able to make his 1st two moves, i would then allow him to make moves #3-9 of mine. I won the bet, of course, but i kinda felt bad for the guy who was down on his luck anyways so i let him keep the money.

Earlier that day i had already won 50 from him because he bet that i couldn't checkmate him with just a rook, i took that $.

[mrcookietotherescue]

@BigFatSponge its impossible to checkmate with just a rook....

with 2 ok but not 1

[BigFatSponge]

@mrcookietotherescue well, rook and king i mean

[senorsnapio]

more like worst 2 move opening

[buhfdtxyf]

imba strat use every game D

[tengisandluigi]

the opponent ur playing with is a retard

[Taricus]

LOL!  Who actually does that?! LOL!

[shanil101]

who moves white pawn to F4

[Ronnie7X]

what kind of dump fuck moves the 2 pawns up front of the king ??

[1namster]

chuck norris won in 1 move...blindfolded

[Theunknownfusion]

dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbb­bbassss!

[Klasketrold]

He could set the black peasant infront, and your trick would be ruined :)

[goldenLUBE]

this move is like giving the killer a gun!, it just doesn't happen.

[whatdafiretrucks]

damn waste my game fail it to bitch fuuuuuuu

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

@gotBIGcolas no it 4

[AznAndy562]

playing ainst a 5 year old i see

[D3ADR1GHT]

Lol white tried the Queens Gambit on the Kings side....

It's called the Queens Gambit for a reason.

I honestly think white thought the king was queen etc, happens to me a lot on online play, especially after playing a match as black.

[doomedenigma2]

@D3ADR1GHT

If its on the king's side, its called the KINGS GAMBIT. its not called a queens gambit if its on the king's side. reason why its called Queen's gambit is because its on the Queen's side. Also he DID NOT DO A KING's GAMBIT. Black was facing a total idiot at chess who doesnt even know basic opening principles.

[marceljamesburgunder]

took me a wihle to notice that black won, lol

[lukedio9]

This stink

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

All of you people are wrong, it is not 2 moves it is 4 because in chess moves are accounted for by both players.

[ChickenKieran]

0:26 look at bottom left corner g2g

[johanneswiberg]

DAMN! I was hoping for a 100% proof way of winning any chess game in two moves! Now I'm REALLY disappointed!

[mattmossop]

@johanneswiberg Chess wouldn't be chess if you could checkmate in 2 moves 100% of the time, lol.

[chessopening]

ultranoob802 > Contact Dr. Phil for a free consult and take your medicine!

[Radicalvegeta]

but what if the soldier took an arrow to the knee and fell on the black square?

[ppsp3]

Chuck Norris can mate in 1 move.

[bradtheman08]

So...people dislike this video because...?



[CoolVidsFTW]

That's fool's mate fool.

[steviesuperstar]

@CoolVidsFTW thats not fools mate, probably should be called ," i cant play chess mate "!

[tyvonthegreat]

@steviesuperstar man tell me how that's funny

[1we7the8people6]

@cottonvina  He has no blocker, no get away, no option to even take it, so it's checkmate.

[cottonvina]

still dont get it



[LATIOSCANFLY]

u have to be very lucky to get this though your opponent has to be stupid

[ilovelegosyayXD76]

this is not fastest possible i can win chess in 0 moves

Step 1: Take your opponent's king!

CONGRATULATIONS!

[phantasos12]

I won this way once my freshman year of high school in a "friendly" game with a friend. After I said checkmate my opponent sat there silently for about 30 seconds then knocked all the pieces off the board in frustration, accidentally poking me in the eye in the process. That was my first and only chess injury. True story.

[lGalaxisl]

seriously guys, 97 dislikes? those people obviously didn't got the joke... like tassay said, it's exactly what's written in the title... go play some pong.

[SonicFox435]

actullay, the one move mate is 1. C4, RESIGNATION

[coolisnow]

lool fun orb <3



[Mustard0981]

nice potato

[Mechakingghidorah13]

ARGHH! Why is everyone talking about Novantii's comment rather than the video!?!

[computer120100]

i did  it failed

[flaxer73]

Your name says it all...

[Expl1citC0ntenT]

Randoman590

[3terminatorgr]

can i download the same program u played this match i want a chess game with time if i can download this game tell me it's name or write me a link

[Randoman590]

thats a lot more than 2 moves idiot -_-

[aloisi52]

@Randoman590 i guess someone does not know how to count to 2

[FellianTheDragon]

@Randoman590 Both sides made 2 moves each

[farhanz4321]

@ultranoob802 you are f***ing idiot

[keemmodo]

seriously?



[benjihickey]

like there going to move those pons every time

[yikshunchan]

once you move both of your pawns out, if the black queen moves to H4, you'll lose

[badjaeaux]

f3 is faster

[speedkills4life]

not check mate

[MyRamona]

@speedkills4life How is this in any way not check mate? Fools mate is a pretty well-known move.

[ben6993]

Ok, does anyone know what Novantii's comment was? (It's been deleted)

[uunuu1000]

hey its 3 moves ...

you liar

[jqbtube]

@uunuu1000 1. f4 e6 2. g4 Qh4# -- that's two moves in chess terminology, you ignoramus.

[IDGAFWTFMNI]

Funorb w00t

[Arelacse]

that is how a 2 yr old would play pointless video

[jagjagjag009]

@Arelacse the titel says it so why did you watch then?

[Sorkara123]

Runescape chess, wtf

[Jsemerald2]

Must find Novantii's comment...Must find...

[Balowin]

who the fuck is novantii. . .

[Sayaja12]

Funorb Ftw! liked just b/c of that, if nothing else

[tassay]

To all the idiots, who write something like " Only inoobs would move like White" and to all the tumbs down people. What did you expect when you watched this vid?. It shows exaktly what is written in the title. Its like clickiing thumbs down at a sccer video because you dont like soccer.

[esraretin]

@tassay i couldnt agree more!

[dillthedoger]

only someone stupid would do that

[mreusteel]

who would move 2 pions in that bad position ? -_-

[jransom0]

srsly... what did he say?

[cheatmasterbw]

When Chuck Norris plays black, white tips their king first move.

[XxM4TTM4NxX]

i know it is 2 moves but who would fall for it there is a reason it is called falez mate

[goldenLUBE]

who in they're right mind is going to play both pawns like that, your three year old sister!..he would have been a fool to against and you would have not challenged yourself.... lol

[wrich1162]

we should be playing 2.Nf3 not g4 lol

[Zacharoutio]

This sucks. I can win without even having a go if I'm black. Game:

White: Forfeit

Simple as anything. :)

[DiebeticSquirrel]

novantii's comment was removed

[Leith124]

@DiebeticSquirrel lol

[nazrinramli]

i'm the fastest comment in youtube with 2 moves. 

[MineyMorty]

but what idiot is going to do that?

[Dragonite202020]

thumbs up if u pressed all comments then f3 to search for novantii but found out its removed

[Leith124]

@Dragonite202020 yeah i did

[wowMVPdude]

that wasnt a check mate

[wowMVPdude]

@wowMVPdude nvm

[shanedawsentv3]

you had no pretection so you could of been attaced