Judge Judy - Hottest Witness Ever

[Czpv2009]

Hahaha

[roqueabalsamo]

I would herp all over her derp

[ak2nc11]

LOL! Sorry but I have an awesome sense of humor and I totally got this. The lazy eye was hilarious. 'Erm... are you looking at me or him?' lol

[ninjaguyYT]

Y'know, I've lost so much faith in humanity that for the first few seconds, I thought that this was a serious video that thought she was hot for her lip-ring.

It wasn't till I saw her unfortunate divergence of eyes that I realized it was a joke.

[ThirdRAILKink]

Uh-huh, she's hot.

[Iowaracefan]

Which eye do you look at when talking to her?

[zanister]

Hahah, i laughed at this. But its 2:30 AM tho

[TCBITW]

2 werds.. im done!

[TheNitroG1]

yes that was my way of telling you to go fuck yourself.

[clworthington3]

lmao xD

[psyberwolf]

Tell her you want to show her a magic trick that you can disappear, then move directly in front of her.

[olofekegren90]

HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA google eys

[BHARGAV123PANDYA]

looking in london talking in tokyo

[Misc4Lyfe]

im looking over here.... and over there...

whoa

[ChillJesterVGC]

QUICK SOMEONE THE HOLY WATER!

[AtraxRobustus100]

crazy eyes lmao

[Itsthemat]

She isn't TERRIBLE if she is looking to one side, because then you don't notice the crazy eyes. I'd always just stand to the side and tell her to never look directly at me.

[MrFryanPan]

id still tap dat?

[mikewasylik]

One eyes looking at you ... the other eyes looking for you...

[hcdub]

She has the eyes of a pug dog.

[MrPavePaws]

It took you HOW MAN Y HOURS to get ready?...and you ended up looking LIKE THAT?

I drive 60mph in a convertible on a rainy day and I look like that!

[Perdoct]

I've seen hotter.

[tionik06]

oooooooh glass eye fantasyyyyyy

[stonesrgr82000]

haha, wasn't expecting the sounds of the crucifix masturbation scene from the exorcist.

[ludwigvan17]

I'd fuck her.

[kuunami]

@ludwigvan17

Me too bro. I'd be lying if I said I still wouldn't tap that. lol.

[mrsmilkisawesomeness]

Im just gunna go ahead and thnk that this is sarcasm....right? please by god say it is.

[MrIndysniper]

depends on which way she is looking

[StephenAndrew777]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­h

[911wikileaks]

0:20 WTF IS THAT!!??

[SofiDiane]

I actually think she's pretty whoops

[AmANoid]

she's got herpes.

[ilove6296]

She has a lazy eye. If she got the eyes straightened she would probably look pretty good. People with lazy eyes look horrible. I have seen people with lazy eyes not look so good but when they got them fixed they looked really nice then I have seen people and they get them fixed and they still ugly. So..... We won't know unless she gets her eyes fixed and comes back to judge judy.

[havanowoncheese]

Chick is fugly.

[s0sexi]

lmfao the music

[irrelephant2LoT]

ROFL, DERP EYES.

[TinnBenn]

clearly, there are assholes on youtube @pandakrushner do me a favor and shut that hole in your face

[armyofone1102]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[gluechucker]

I lol'd hard. "I thought she looked sort of derpy-eyed in the thumbnail, but she's fineAAAAAHHHHH!!"

[jeffyboy333]

id tap dat

[Lefevre1966]

hot she is as hot as a monkey ass

[marocaina]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[xxpootietangxx1]

... was she pooping?

[appleman2500]

without that shit in her mouth she would rock

[SnakePliscan2]

All the people dissin this chick must be so perfect themselfs that they just can't help it,

She could be really cool but pandaKrusher don't want anyone knowing that!!!

[greend0utX]

she looks like the one dumb hyena from lion king. ahahaha

[larrymcjones]

This is one of the funniest videos i've ever scene why so many dislikes unless you feel bad for her

[XternaLxGaming]

thats mean



[weezyfan25]

beutiful

[MrRaptur3]

so dropping your kids on the floor is a bad idea...

[theminstry]

"Babe....Ruth.....hehe....frie­nd. Me...Sloth."

[xaminexmusicx]

how is she gonna make sandwiches?!?!

[justfine77777]

She looks like the Cookie Monster and a catfish had a kid.

[LoveMadiLenee]

She looks like a fuckin' Ogre from the Hunchback of Noter Dame

[cawthy07]

@LoveMadiLenee she looks nothing like you... LOL

[MissWooHoo1]

this vid is pretty mean.

[PPredatorTV]

SHES GINGER AND HAS NO SOUL

[OverlyExcitedNewJack]

oh the homosexuality!

[armyofone1102]

@OverlyExcitedNewJack lmao

[mewichigo64]

(is girl) I came to rant on about how people judge each other by beauty and stayed lol'n at the derp face.

[llort100]

@mewichigo64

Bitch I hope you get bent over and stuffed with a cock.

[addav79]

I'd do it

[F0Xhound009]

i bet she gives good head

[lilscsey85]

Come on guy she's not THAT bad i have seen far worse trust me!!! She should just get her hair cut and styled, preferably straightened, and lose the piercing. She would look much better then :)

[Gasterad12]

Her eyes are like a fucking Chameleon.

[jhennyd3]

lol hot mess

[legendLilLew]

She looks like Sid the Sloth! :L

[imhereguy]

lolllll this is good

[tehruneno0b]

i think i throw up in my mouth.

[xpremier211x]

id lick her duty box!

[ElectricShark]

What case was this?

[PsxEu]

oh right the title was a joke i get it hahaha

[NATESKATEandDESTROY]

hottest witness, um... she's not that hot.

[xXRubella666Xx]

@NATESKATEandDESTROY Yes, it's called "sarcasm".

[07SuperchargedSS]

"Is....is she looking at me or the table?"

[MoulonStooge]

@07SuperchargedSS Thats the joke, Sherlock.

[ieatpaint1029]

uhmmmm i thought when chamelions get scared they're supposed to blend in

[Jyrow]

If she becomes a martial artist she would be awesome. She could take two guys on one and never have to take an eye off them!

[10INCHNIGHTMARE]

i want to have a threesome with this girl so she can look up at us and still be staring straight into our eyes

[pogisiG]

Goddammit i just got rick rolled : /

[jbsmg]

LMAO... what a hottie!

[archiethepoo]

Her dad works for Geico.

[duesenbergmj]

hot? not!

[tobynixon]

LOL. That is SCARRY.

[kalletheowner]

Are you looking at me or what?

[systemrootexploited]

That's fucked up guys. I myself don't have geko eyes with both going outward but I WAS born with a lazy eye. I'll tell you this though....my dick works JUST FINE. AND.....I'm not addicted to drugs. ANYTHING is possible hahahahahahahaha

[amazing4928]

LMFAO! 

[Twilight2Dawn]

derp

[Paulveriz3d]

its opey

[bodybuilder718]

get me drunk, give me E, a long line of cocaine, some acid, a bag full of weed... and i might consider hitting that.

[xjohnnyxriverra]

dam i got so scared i almost came then soon as i seen her ugly face my Jr(dick) went to deep i mean deep deep sleep...dam she really good with the scary tactic to scare the houdini out of my Jr...

[57187262]

id destroy that

[MyPersonalVendetta]

@57187262: Looks like she was already destroyed. Looks like her eyes are trying to escape her head,

[Shinkajo]

that was hilarious, i'm dying here!

[iNafeH]

fish eyes



[owneroftheintern3t]

Have you ever herped so hard that you derped?

[TheRat1022]

What. The. Fuck.

[soulkiss31]

I would call her "blue eyes" - one blew this way and the other blew that way.

[chandler907]

@soulkiss31 lmfao

[jedclampit]

You don't look at the mantelpiece when your poking the fire.

[Ratacon2004]

What makes her scary is her eyes. but she is not ugly at all.Give me a call we can go out at 3 am when theirs barely people out in the streets.

[AlbanianKingDe]

I pefer my hand, thank you anyways

[dnd2011]

her damn eyes are (o _  o)

[kanaka8787]

Its sloth's sister! Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyouuuuuuuuuuuuu guysssssssssssssss!

[bakedpotatoyumyum07]

she has a lazy eye

[buddaman200522]

is she looking at me? i can't tell

[TenchinMogutso]

Pause at 0:06

HUH DEEEEEEEEEEEEERP

[Kaleidalee]

I love how all these pathetic YouTube guys act like all any woman needs to complete her life is to be hit on in some disgusting way. You're a little too confident that any woman would want to give you the time of day, let alone her pussy, boys. LOL

[johnnoflem128]

That is one ugly bitch

[scottwlfc]

the 1st one didnt scare me, the 2nd one didnt, the 3rd one didnt, the 4th one didnt...

[jcannion]

She has pretty hair... but that's it!

[MeOnYT]

@jcannion "She has pretty hair... but that's it!"

What? It looks like she just got done mopping up spilled spaghetti sauce off the floor with it.

[Never404s]

meh I'd stick it to her

[tldatroof]

did anyone else notice that it is her doing a spoof video of herself

[twilight1234edward11]

Hot in Cleveland xD

[bagoona]

Little Miss Herpes

[xvert1967]

Nice lightsaber bar

[LeeroyJimboBerkowitz]

CRAZY GINGER BITCH

[pakon81]

Sending telekinetic signals back to her home planet.

[torso99]

when i looking to your eyes all i can think of is fish it just pops right in to my head

[iTsStEpHyyyy]

lmfao lol g0dd4mmit youtubers, made me laugh to death with all your comments again lolololol <3!

[Vurdox]

People are so fucking dumb and without the slightest modicum of imagination.." Oh my fucking god I was duped in a video on the internet so Im gonna leave a thumbs down"...And comedy recedes a little bit more into the shadows...Lighten up shitheads you can tell by the thumbnail shes ugly, what did you expect? This video was hysterical and if you don't agree, burn your house down and kill yourself.

[wndqhrrl123]

when you pause the video when that picture is taking place, you will be scared. because.... i got scared.

[xJohnson23x]

Id hit that....... WITH MY CAR!!!! XD

[Digidot1992]

shes got fish eyes

[ryanhod]

she looks cock-eyed

[johnny15783]

What a minger!!

[yerafraud]

I'd do everything to her/

[Piccolo7126]

So this is where the fish go after they get flushed down the toilet

[Thoraxe555]

SID! from ice age

[gorgon6666]

idiots, how was she suppose to be when she was born natural like this?

yours kids or grandchildren will be like that one day, then we will see if u will make fun on them or not...

(i don't care what reason she is in this court, i didn't even watch)

[RuthieBabe100]

shes got frogs eyes lol

[mrjackddeful]

Fucking one eye looking at ya one eye looking for ya haha

[samuriguy909]

The title is misleading. I dont find chamealeons hot.

[Seldanas]

She is some nasty piece of work huh?

[Elmanmn]

I hit that cunt

[gudgen2004]

yuk shes nasty ugly and i wouldnt hit that with my dogs dick!

[archetype001]

two eyes looking at two different directions at the same time!

[Warghost1000]

Whoa whoa whooooa.....why would anyone give this video a thumbs down? I thought it was fucking hilarious.

[twococksproduction]

its like her eyes are trying to escape from her head

[MrBoogerhook]

She could watch a tennis match and never turn her head!

[mark031363]

@MrBoogerhook lol

[MolettiDiSardo]

Can someone post a link to the original episode?

[chalky345]

she was looking at two opposite walls at the same time XD

[notsoslimshady1]

She was looking at the wall to the left......... at the same time she was looking at the wall to her right. O_o

[gravew0lf]

it must have been hard growing up with one parent being a gecko... kids these days can be so cruel...

[NPSurvival]

@gravew0lf I think you mean chameleon.

[polliuyful]

how can you not like this...

[MushiMGO]

derp.

[RollUpAnotherXJ]

she's a ginger. they have no souls

[samuriguy909]

@RollUpAnotherXJ shes not a ginger. Shes a daywalker. 

[larryschuster27]

I think that chick once gave me the eye at a bar! unfortunatly, it was the lazy one!

[salaciousBastard]

That heifer was too damn cocked eyed 4 me.

[cradlenazi]

meh id hit that ive done worse

[xMGOMercury]

MAN THE HARPOONS

[rhynocerous988]

It's a clap trap!

[serpentinecreature]

gross sexual comments.Some guys have absolutely no respect for females.What says the woman even would want you?

[wayneakrid]

@serpentinecreature hmmmmm well, women are whores

[Obliviouse911]

@serpentinecreature Stupid bitch this is Youtube not irl I wouldnt talk like this to yall face to face -

[serpentinecreature]

gross sexual comments.

[MolettiDiSardo]

I don't see what's so bad. The woman sitting behind her was uglier.

[TheExposingthelies]

UGGGGHHHH .... GUH LEE! 

[Poopnose43]

Lmfao.. DERP.

[PowerKitty]

She looks like a confused pug...

[TheSmittel]

Strike 1: lazy eye. Strike 2: ginger+super curly hair, Strike 3. gaged ears and lip ring

[grimblebrumble17889]

what the fuck has she got on her lips is what i want to know?

[bigpermXD747]

its official you can look east and west at the same time

[dewjr06]

@bigpermXD747 LMFAO!

[aaronzack14]

wait, is she looking at the camera, or the soda machine?

[TheTheblackmagic12]

i would tootally jizz on her face :) ahahahahaha

[VideoGameBandit]

She's got one eye looking AT ya, one eye looking FOR ya!

[MsOtaku26]

She looks like that retarded hyena from the lion king.

[h8usernames2000]

@MsOtaku26 lol!

[yingnyang]

she is pretty, you should put Bill O'Reily up there.

[WalterLiddy]

Gee I guess all the people making fun are flawless individuals. Well, except their grotesquely malformed sense of sympathy.

[BestMusic2012]

Her right eye is looking at judge judy but her left eye is STARING IN MY SOUL!!!! i feel she is looking at me with her left eye. ahhhhhhh