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  • Hes an illuminati prick poor guy he probably wants to get out but cant

  • I wanted to be an archaeologist too! I kinda still do but it's a hard field...

  • Hey Kassam does jerking off make you hungry?

  • YOUR NOT WEARING A WOLF SHIRT O.O

  • age-restricted? wtf why are others not then? illuminati anyone? ahem

  • Gahhh I was eating a wagon wheel when that baby started throwing up.

  • name of movie @ 1:44 please?

  • Death To The Illuminati. Killuminati!

  • @geezusize that's me :D

  • hi, this is the new video that i've uploaded on my new channel :)

    watch?v=i5A5DYS-xOk

    please watch comment rate and subscribe :) xxxxxx

    p.s. I love Kassem G :D

  • Hey, this is aliceisagirlnerd from the video, I've started a new channel and will be uploading soon so subscribe please :) I'll try to post one asap!

  • hey kassem.. do you eat hamburgers?

  • I hate all his videos

  • That chubby guy in that DB pic also looks a bit like Fat Neil from Community lol

  • That girl has a scarf & is showing her rack at the same time, how awesome is that

  • @Charger5001968 It's not hard...that's actually me :L

  • @Charger5001968 It's me :D 

  • crazy mee too

  • California using condoms or no condoms,,plessure

  • :)

  • dude u need a writer or something this was weak

  • i want that toilet (Y)

  • I knew you were Arab. I'm Iraqi bro kassem

  • Yeah, i would do cat woman..

  • fury not funny

  • Well I only listen to these blog wile on the toilet, smoking a forty rock..!!!

  • @ttgrippo lmfao!!! what ?????

  • I want that fucking toilet

  • i got traumatized by that girl who got a hole on the back of her head O_O

  • nice shirt , just saying lol

  • I want to have sex with alice too :P

  • I wonder how close he is to having his account closed. Like this video is age-restricted and if you have too many of those your account gets closed.

  • @Fireater989 They'll probably make an exception for Kassem, due to how popular he is.

  • no top comments , its my opportunity.....ummm hi

  • @superwiicrazy samee! Can someone please explain this illuminati stuff to me?? And I heard it's like a myth but others believe in it..

  • im here cuz i saw the video response from this askassem in askassem 46

  • @superwiicrazy i'm that video response :)

  • omqq i love tupac but he wasnt in the illuminati :)

  • @GirSweetieBby hes refferrin to killuminati n how he was against the illuminati n how they killed him cause he was too influential... hence why he says - "i am not allowed to talk bout the illuminati"

  • @TheMuziqGuru yeah i know but i was just sayin lol

  • lol mmkay

  • LOL green screen on the tags

  • Where the hell is everyone else

  • 4:06 - 4:12 funniest six seconds ever.

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  • @Mualulu bad copy of ray william johnson? rwj sucks dick bitch

  • Who wants to go to Zvonimir's tonight?!

  • I used to want to be an archaeologist too!!!

    I was obsessed with Egypt and mummies and stuff:) lol

  • I laughed so hard at Robert De Niro :D

  • i cant belive sahycarl hangs out wit u!!!!!!!!!1

  • lmfao i wanted to be an archaeologist when i was younger!!!!! XD haha

  • all the runner ups were basically spam

  • There are girl super hero's...... just saying :P

  • Thump up if the Robert De niro Facial Maid u Giggle !

  • why wouldn't you wanna fuck wonder women

  • yes, english gash is ppphhhiiitt!

  • wanna find dusty air XD

  • lol at all the Illuminati talk in the comments.

  • kassem kisses hookers

  • no wolf shirt?!

  • why is there a channel on youtube where a guy all does is talk about his shit and ass allday ....

  • fk illuminati.

  • NO WOLF SHIRT OR PLAD?!?!?!?!?!

  • kassem G is in love with lady gaga????

  • apologies accept XD

  • MAN UP DUDE JUST DO IT!!!! <3

  • ARE YOU GAY!?

  • i wanted to be an archaeologist too!! xD

  • Are you affraid of getting your channel unpartnered because you talk about the illuminati? Geuss you do like to bend over and take it in the butt.

  • I pissed my self laughing when u said

    " ma poos"

  • "hey, ya goin' to zvonimir's tonight?" LOL that cracked me up hahahaha

  • that english girl! i tapped that! x

  • @bedeffinian cool story bro

  • well he wants to have sex with your friend

  • that's my friend alice! she is with me right this moment omg she is basically famous! wahoooooooooo! :))Xxx

  • Pussycat

  • That robert denero was epic

  • kassemg likes making poos

  • keep on pressing 4 Hungry?

  • 2pac <3

  • OH MY GOD I TOTALLY WANTED TO BE AN ARCHEOLOGIST TOO!!

  • fuck illuminati, they killed so many great people.. seriously they are really fucked up...

  • whats the movie around 2:03 with the empty head scene ?

  • lol, the bmx clip is from pittsburgh.

  • fuck illuminati, they killed Tupac...luv the vid kassem

  • KassemG Hates Sreggin

  • I laughed my ass off at your Robert DeNiro impression.

  • Comedy is art dude

  • Side note...... I wanna have sex with you

    Regular note....... I wanna have sex with you

    Lol I cracked up so bad

  • fuck you i still dont believe you carved that pumpkin

  • That girl was beautiful

  • keep pressing 9 and it looks like hes sucking a dick

  • 144 people dont do weed

  • FUCK YOU KASSEM G YOURE A FUCKING ILLUMINATIE FUCK YOU EN FUCK THE ILLUMINATIE THEY CAN SUCK MY BALLS

  • @mrvelden wth dude calm down

  • @mrvelden

    lol, you couldn't handle the corrupted thoughts of them so you accuse everyone to be one of em xD

  • kassem g is gay

  • side note: i wanna have sex with you

    regular note: i wanna have sex with you

    hahahahahahahahaha i fucking cried!!

  • Kassem G got raped by wolves

  • Kassem G molested macaulay culkin

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  • i wanna have sex with you lol

  • kassem g goes deep inside men

  • That english girl is REALLLLLLLY hot

  • 2:03 WTF?

  • Hey please check out my channel! I am a teenage girl trying to achieve my dream and become a youtube partner! I have potential but I need help from the wonderful youtube community! Please dont freak....take a peak:)

  • Kassem G killed Spartacus

  • Thumbs Up For The RED BOX . Sorry KassemG .... Recession

  • Ty for helping me with my paper ^^ hehe

  • LOL the Illuminati flagged your video as inappropriate. :)

  • Kassem G takes your mom out for dinner, AND NEVER CALLS HER AGAIN!

  • 1:55 april 20!! my fav holiday

  • omg i rofled so bad at the impression

  • Gerbilling

  • I have HD MW2 Commentary and AWESOME Minecraft videos! I'm also giving away ALOT of prizes including Black Ops, Halo: Reach, an Xbox 360, a PS3, and a Wii!

  • dude is egyptian he practically owns the illuminati

  • netflix is awsm

  • KassemG is actually a reptile in disguise

  • Hot Girlz seriously sucks. You put so much effort into filming a season of it, can it at least be funny?

  • LMAO on a side note "I wanna have sex with you" regular note "I wanna have sex with you" Kassem you furry little baster

  • the illumanti is real

  • Kassemg knows that all of these comments are true

  • Hi Kassem! Is it true that you really wanted to be an archaeologist when you were little? If so, cool!!!

  • KassemG sells his pubes to innocent children

  • there is a ski-thru Mcdonalds in KassemG's ass.

  • KassemG can live for 9 days after his head has been cut off.

  • ok me and my friends have been following you for a hott min and we think you are so cute....Are you gay????

  • Kassem is Gay

  • you can talk about the illuminati...you are protected by the first amendment freedom of spech...0.o

  • KassemG is that dude!!!

  • Hey If that was you and that other dude from street music in the hot girls clip you showed you looked good no homo

  • I know what people are thinking as soon as I tell them that I'm psyhic.

  • Kassem G doesn't realize that aliciaisagirlnerd is only 16 years old 0.o

  • kassem G is my mom

  • hey talk about if you believe in illuminati -.- u are aloud to talk about it nowtalk about it >:(

  • kassem ?Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

  • 4:09

  • this show kicks ass, but you should actually have a full show dedicated to illuminati, nwo etc...

  • Rofl he shows clips of tupac when he says he cant talk about Illuminati.

  • Kassem G Has Turtles Nibbling His Toes!

  • can't talk about the illuminati? delaghetto said the same thing.............

  • kassemg sings kick-ass songs !

  • Kassem G Teabags FaceBook, AGAIN!

  • nice video, but something about your face makes me wanna sock you in the pie hole

  • nice bathroom kassem...keep up the good work.

  • Kassem G is not dead!

  • Kassem G is not dead!

  • Kassem g Herps his Derp

  • EGYPTIANS<3

  • kassem g nukes the cheesecake factory

  • KassemG is wearing a bra while mastubaiting!

  • KassemG likes Arnold insted of wolfs!

  • THAT GUY GOT BITCH SLAP lol im an Illuminati cusz i illuminate the blunt everyday but for real im a mazon ...just think??

  • ahahahahahaha!

    STRETCHING BUTTHOLES !

  • omg, kassem is Jordanian? Im from Jordan 2 :)

  • KassemG doesnt like Norwegian names

  • Nice glasses steve urkel

  • Mike Hawk was here!

  • kassemG appreciates the male form.

  • Kassem G's previous video gets flagged because TheeGamedude didn't like being raped as a donkey

  • KassemG killed Biggie and Tupac.

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  • KassemG and Russell Peters should birth a child.

  • Kassem G: The Story of Shane Dawson.

    Kassem G P.I : The Dicks just keep getting harder.

    Kassem G: Kills midgets, then bones em.

    KassemG: Nothin ain't got King Kong on Me.

    KassemG: The man, The comedian, The boner killer.

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  • so kassem , why ask kassemg sounds like, ...... a*s kassemg ????

  • Kassem G is selling out to Netflix

  • Kassem G Likes COD

  • KassemG Is Actually A Persian Stripper Named Yasmin

  • @greeneightball lol that was a good one