On a sort-of-related note, it's interesting that the plural verb "ignoramus" has entered into usage in the English language as a singular noun. I think the person who started this did it for the sole purpose of watching people fumble around for the correct plural!
@MaxPlanck011 Just because some people want to corrupt English and drop the H at the start of world doesn't mean we should applaud them. Seriously, would you say "'ello?" or "'ow are you?" because it is the same corruption.
I'm sure the point was to highlight the absurd nature of grammar Nazi behaviour, not to provide a grammar Nazi with specifically designed and tested sketch show humour that is perfect in regards to the English language. I.E, stop correcting the bloody video, no one cares.
@vonOhzu No, the Latin word referred to here, "ignoramus" is indeed a verb, which is indeed translated into English exactly the way Webb said it, "we are ignorant," since it is first person plural. There isn't a good way of phrasing it in English that doesn't resort to pairing the adjective "ignorant" with some form of the verb "to be." To say "we ignore" doesn't quite capture the meaning of the word.
Me and my English friend have been arguing over this "H" thing for a while now. I'm American, but my English dad raised me in an English way, so I do have some ability to comment. While I prefer "zed" to "zee", I refuse to say "haitch" instead of "aich", and he often tries to tell me I'm wrong. Now I have some support!
@Metatality Thats one of the few things (linguistically) Americans have gotten right over many of the English over the use of the English language. I don't think i've ever hear an american pronounce "H" wrong, but I've heard many English people do so. It seems to be a very common misconception amoungst English people, lamentably.
@DanThePropMan I, on the other hand, have hung around many Chavs in my life, and have heard it a few times. Admittedly, only those who are amoungst the most depraved and deprived of in society.
As an addendum, I despise people getting holier-than-thou about correct disambiguation between the objects and subject of a sentence in the pronoun 'who'. Honestly, I can understand why people just ignore 'whom' and use 'who' in all instances, as who (whom?) of us wants to evaluate every sentence formed to ensure it complies to traditional grammatical rules? It'll just end up like obsolete forms of nouns that people tired of using, such as the eth suffix.
I truly cannot comprehend people being so pretentious about 'haitch', especially when these apparent defenders of the English language can't be bothered to understand the etymology of the word. Yes, it originated as 'aitch', but it has since morphed into a standard form of the letter, predominant in Ireland and taught in Catholic schools. It has recently broken these boundaries and occurs in England and Australia.
Mmmmmmmm .... David Mitchell acting out my fantasy. Now to garotte all those people who say "arks" instead of "ask". AND absolutely anyone who over uses the adverb basically.
That's basically it....oh no .... Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhh!
"Ignorant" is an adjective no?
aaronrettig 1 week ago
HHH isn't an acronym, it's initialism! Honestly, has this idiot gone to school?
TheFlyingPineapple 1 month ago
Really, people wouldn't keep using language incorrectly if they spent more time at the liberry.
CalumPMSmith 4 months ago 2
david mitchell is a hell of a shot he shoots the guy in the exact same spot twice
TheChucky4664 4 months ago
i hate it when people say ''pecifically''
ec123456789able 6 months ago
HHH isn't an acronym...
whall06 6 months ago 10
On a sort-of-related note, it's interesting that the plural verb "ignoramus" has entered into usage in the English language as a singular noun. I think the person who started this did it for the sole purpose of watching people fumble around for the correct plural!
aeternamente13 7 months ago
@MaxPlanck011 Just because some people want to corrupt English and drop the H at the start of world doesn't mean we should applaud them. Seriously, would you say "'ello?" or "'ow are you?" because it is the same corruption.
ConradW 8 months ago
I'm sure the point was to highlight the absurd nature of grammar Nazi behaviour, not to provide a grammar Nazi with specifically designed and tested sketch show humour that is perfect in regards to the English language. I.E, stop correcting the bloody video, no one cares.
scaryninja1693 8 months ago
@scaryninja1693 David is a "grammer nazi" himself.
wybo2 8 months ago
Actually ignoramus comes from "we are ignorant of".
Were it from "we are ignorant" the word would be an adjective.
vonOhzu 8 months ago
@vonOhzu No, the Latin word referred to here, "ignoramus" is indeed a verb, which is indeed translated into English exactly the way Webb said it, "we are ignorant," since it is first person plural. There isn't a good way of phrasing it in English that doesn't resort to pairing the adjective "ignorant" with some form of the verb "to be." To say "we ignore" doesn't quite capture the meaning of the word.
aeternamente13 7 months ago
Actually, Luke should have been shot at 1:09 for saying "...for saying things wrong".
The word "wrong" is being used as an adverb, and should therefore have been "wrongLY".
makikomi 9 months ago 2
He acts all grammar nazi, but HHH isn't an acronym.
rikko338 9 months ago
@MaxPlanck011 I do. "Heitch"
Timberlupine 10 months ago
I say "Haitch" :(
JManHobbs 10 months ago
Me and my English friend have been arguing over this "H" thing for a while now. I'm American, but my English dad raised me in an English way, so I do have some ability to comment. While I prefer "zed" to "zee", I refuse to say "haitch" instead of "aich", and he often tries to tell me I'm wrong. Now I have some support!
Metatality 10 months ago
@Metatality Thats one of the few things (linguistically) Americans have gotten right over many of the English over the use of the English language. I don't think i've ever hear an american pronounce "H" wrong, but I've heard many English people do so. It seems to be a very common misconception amoungst English people, lamentably.
TheLordSod 10 months ago
@Metatality "My English friend and I have been arguing..."
vonOhzu 8 months ago
@vonOhzu Yes, you are quite right.
Metatality 8 months ago
@MaxPlanck011 Similarly, I've never heard anyone say "pacifically" instead of "specifically", and I hope I never do.
DanThePropMan 11 months ago
@DanThePropMan I, on the other hand, have hung around many Chavs in my life, and have heard it a few times. Admittedly, only those who are amoungst the most depraved and deprived of in society.
TheLordSod 10 months ago
no dislikes :D
coreyds47 11 months ago
I could hear Robert say "Bloody hell" to David over and over again
fannumber666z 11 months ago
1:08 Robert didn't get shot for saying "for saying things wrong" instead of wrongly :#
cmatcmextra 11 months ago
As an addendum, I despise people getting holier-than-thou about correct disambiguation between the objects and subject of a sentence in the pronoun 'who'. Honestly, I can understand why people just ignore 'whom' and use 'who' in all instances, as who (whom?) of us wants to evaluate every sentence formed to ensure it complies to traditional grammatical rules? It'll just end up like obsolete forms of nouns that people tired of using, such as the eth suffix.
biib909 1 year ago
I truly cannot comprehend people being so pretentious about 'haitch', especially when these apparent defenders of the English language can't be bothered to understand the etymology of the word. Yes, it originated as 'aitch', but it has since morphed into a standard form of the letter, predominant in Ireland and taught in Catholic schools. It has recently broken these boundaries and occurs in England and Australia.
biib909 1 year ago
@biib909 fucking catholics. :P
1stcrayvenaa 10 months ago
Mmmmmmmm .... David Mitchell acting out my fantasy. Now to garotte all those people who say "arks" instead of "ask". AND absolutely anyone who over uses the adverb basically.
That's basically it....oh no .... Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhh!
NeedleHitsTheGroove 1 year ago
it's an initial-ism
dragonmace 1 year ago
Awe... I say H like the guy who got shot... But think about it... its not "Ello" its "Hello" with a 'haitch'... Just think about it :)
GreenElixir 1 year ago
@GreenElixir well, then, how do you pronounce "y" or "w" ? its just one of those anoying things in the English language.
derrynator 1 year ago
@GreenElixir by the way, I didn't mean to sound rude in that reply, sorry if I came across that way. :)
derrynator 1 year ago
@derrynator Hehe, its cool :D
GreenElixir 1 year ago
When she says expresso yo can hear groans from the audience lol
guywholikesvids 1 year ago
I've been waiting years to see someone get shot for saying "haitch".
mrjerky1982 1 year ago 64
No objections to the misuse of "acronym"?
weevilinabox 1 year ago
No objections to the misuse of "acronym"?
weevilinabox 1 year ago
Webb says wrong when he should've said wrongly, but no bullet lol?
floseph89 1 year ago
Haha "...for saying things wrong!" should be wrongly! Webb should've been shot for that lol
floseph89 1 year ago
@MaxPlanck011 Everyone in Ireland pronounces it Haitch - this came as a bit of a shock! :(
FriendlyLocalStalker 1 year ago 4
Best M&W sketch ever.
harveysflannel 1 year ago
@MaxPlanck011 I know a guy who does. I make fun of him for it constantly. I'm kind of a dick that way.
voxmagicus 1 year ago 24
@voxmagicus You should get a gun and whack him.
rlinfinity 1 year ago
@voxmagicus So you should do. It's a sad thing that correcting people on the proper use of language is seen as pompus behaviour by many.
TheLordSod 10 months ago
LOL. That's me, the nazi. :D
antdude 1 year ago
@antdude
Haha, we know this all too well...
pyr0static 1 year ago