I CAN'T PISS!

[markos4819]

THIS IS .... WERE THE OCTOPUS LORD LIVES.......... ONLY THOS LUCKY ENOUGH CAN SEE HIM LOL:)

[Haleyology]

i would hate to go on a ship alown

[GodOfWar221]

Ohhh, you got to see Pompeii..i've always wanted to go, and Rome....I bet that was a trip of a lifetime.

[DipsSwimmer]

I'm thinking of Assassins Creed: Brotherhood when I see this.

[randy7890]

Just pissed at the side of the ship.

[FadedFreedomBass]

is that Rome!!

[marinashapiro]

@FadedFreedomBass that is not rome its italy cant u tell theres mount vesuvevius in the background

[SargeantSam55]

@marinashapiro your fucking retarded rome is in italy goddambit jesus fucking shit

[NotRealFiction]

so damian you went by yourself? or with family?

[TheSerenityhuck]

WHO WAS CHASING YOU??

[MrStaypuff32]

At the beginning I randomly thought hm. Hav you ever farted so violently that mt Vesuvius errupted again? The u went there. WTF?!

[strongstar2]

hey how much was that trip? and how long is it?

[ContentRatingMachine]

hahahahahaha he is gay!!!!!!!!!

[iDeMiZeee]

this fag ddown below is gay

[ballroombriel]

Ur gf is so lucky, becuase you are so hot

[41cenation]

Damian is awesome

[960werock]

OMG i think im gonna cry, cuz thats the disney ship that i was on

[XxEMIN3MxX1000]

@Mrneall94 I thought it was weird he didnt say I love u!

[Aj1613z]

real funny guys now where is my fucking moped!

[TheSUPERfan2011]

LOL caution you might fall down the stairs.. Lmao the pitch of damians voice is epic. hes so impressed with the sign haha! x

[Asharpshooter96]

at 1:42 it sounds like in assassins creed when ezio sisters name is called lol

[mcSTICKS34]

I'VE CLIMBED MOST OF THAT SHIT ON ASSASSINS CREED!

[MoronicNinjaLalala]

3:05 Santa shaved and went to rome?!?!?!?!

[Mrneall94]

did anyone else find it odd he didnt say 'i love you'

[smoshlover315]

who waz chasing u???

[DarkAngelV5]

@smoshlover315 the men in white

[TheXNighthawk]

Makemebad35 i went sorrento june last year and went all the same places you went how weird i might of saw but i did not your videos that long ago

[CodWiiFreakz]

OMG DID ANYONE RECOGNIZE YOU??!!??LOL!

[CodWiiFreakz]

2:30 she has B I G BOOBIES!!!

[Touchdown470]

ur GF is hot,my friend. ur a lucky bastard! CROCKODILE COCK!

[costar456]

lol rome hobos thts frickin awesome

[arachnoid875]

THAT IS THE MOST FUCKING FUNNY THING IN TEH WORLD!!!!

[daniwhazzup]

I live in Italy and i went Rome at March 2010.

[123kezzy]

ah your hair is hilarious at 6:16

[dudemungas]

the joker has compatistion 

[pakilord]

at I was there at 2:11, you may not have seen me, I was an Assassin. Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted :P

[the13thskeletonman]

6:09 I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

[modernwafare2mastr1]

HES IN ROME R U ?

[austin0james0lindsay]

i think the t rex lage made him crazy and they never do that to me i eat them all the time i canada

[aidibacalum]

you dont like tomatoes?

[Zer0tww]

I was on that Cruz .... Sorry I had to say it

[mayerfan09]

NICE RAYBANS!!

[david22428]

@145moh145 i was thinking the same thing!

[MariiAndMikesMusic]

ahahha i live in napels italy becasue i moved there about 8 months ago and i went to sorento, its about 30 minutes from were i live

[TheDragonslayer32]

What cruise is that looks fun :(

[superjak123ash]

at 6:13 i laughed my head off!

[amberevan97]

I love your vids

[145moh145]

rome looks exactly like assassins creed!! but older!! holy!!!

[Lockizzle]

65000th view :)

[Shadowabliss]

Chased? lol, security?

[hayleeeversole]

thumbs up for ac brotherhood at 2:10

[Fckugumby]

WTF who's chasing him

[TDRAWTSproduction]

lmao

[dryguytodd]

U can't piss on my birthday now that's a bummer

[Bobarrah]

my aunt actually lives in rome=]]

[superdogbigmac3]

r u in pompao?

[MiaDepRockRionII]

Best video ever

[EmilyPorterOfficial]

2:43 and 2:51, I WENT THERE ;D

[TheBSEfilms]

I have a very important question Damian, do u live in nj? Because in 2007 i thought I saw you dancing around at the nj fair

[MistessSexyMuffins]

0:33 forge worldXD

[BentopV1]

@MistessSexyMuffins Too much gaming if that's what you think of when you see an island on water kiddo

[MistessSexyMuffins]

@BentopV1 No it really looked like forge world I'm serious look at it!! and I don't play halo reach much it's not fun any more! I really don't play any video games much any more only every few days or so so you cant say I play games too much and I don't think you have the right to call me a kid...

[rickhermus]

are you on e ur pupils are very big

[Rockmaster188]

um near the end of the vid how many shrooms did u eat XD

[pugdug808]

your so fucking crazy and thats just my kind of comedy

[LittleCommi]

VOLCANO!!!

[omegatyrix]

yeah man, ninjas beat priates easy!

[transfandude]

which disney ship were you on?! great vid by the way!

[SuperSkaterguy1]

i shit myself!!!!!!!!!

[JimmyFounder]

1:40 it looks like he died while jerking off.

[JimmyFounder]

1:24 YEAH KYLE!

[phoenix25R]

Dude I would be running all over the ship too!! I would have a blast there!!

[leaugh10]

then get married! to her

[stapler1212]

I'd hate to see what Damian does when someone tells him that's not a tyrannosaurus Rex leg.....

....Actually I'd probably enjoy watching it.....

[Southwestairlines737]

im bn chased hahahahaha i would like a T-REX leg hahahaha

[XT52]

This is awesome

[CheesenipsOwn]

Dude, you're stoned.

[becca9199]

omg we learned about that in latin...O.o

[jackhenriquez]

Thumbs up if you paused at 2:30 to stare at the screen .-. ( boys )

[ILOVESDalot]

6:31... LOL xD

[SKatman115]

lmfao wtf happened  at 6:13

[soccerfreak429]

3:20 hahaha it was funny when u said you dont know who that was

[FormalJake]

Hey, guys you are awesome. Thats all this message is for. Not telling you to check out my awesome vids. just saying your awesome. Once again don't check out my AWESOME vids. And dont subscribe either.

[ILOVESDalot]

@FormalJake shutup. imma laugh when you dont get ANYY subcribers cause your bragging!

[TheAffordableKilla]

i dedicate the dog to you kyle omfg i was laughing so hard how it looked ISSACLY LIKE KYLE

[SaiyansElite]

3:18 what if you jumped over the railing to the people below and made one hell of an entrance

[mw2andrandom]

Dude i love your vids

[MusicLifeMind]

2:14

In Italian that's called "La Pietà"

[Cykull]

What happened at the end? lol

[sammymilan1]

POMPEII AND VESUVIUS! :O

[UrbanApacheStudios]

That's the Radiance of the Seas isn't it?! Same cruise ship i was on!

[alex054739]

Metallica played at that place at 2:53! 

[thekitten1231]

Iwas on that cruse the day he did that

[thekitten1231]

I was on the

[sfdfd2]

Can I buy cocane from you

[demonkingsparda]

what cruise is this? it looks epic

[random018ify]

wish i could visit those places...i LOVE Rome(;

[jonasbrotherfan10301]

uhm didnt your room have a bathroom??

[georgebabesss]

thumbs up for 6:15 LMFAO.

[Freebird453]

Hah heh woo

We had sex

Hooowoohoohoo

[XXXLLTBONEXXX]

does any one ever think your talking to yourself when your talking to the camera?lol

[Jess16296]

LMAO I think you were alittle drunk at the end.

[mrmapmaker88]

i had sex in da bathroom defore :D

[SarahRox81]

Thats so weird i went to the EXACT same places as you when i went to Sorento.... i wasnt on a cruise though...

[yizo3600]

did you go alone? aww :/ </3

[Blackbaron600]

i went on carnival triumph

[OwMyEverything]

A) Bring her on the ship next time u go and propose in Italy, and B) jus pee off the back of the boat!

[metalsixsicsix]

6:15  LOL ah man i couldnt stop laughing XD

[ilike2setcraponfire]

@metalsixsicsix u like to laugh at furniture?

[Blackbaron600]

wat cruise line is that?

[Nahui300]

@Blackbaron600 Disney cruise line i think

[animielover2010]

2:58 what THE FUCK kind of phone is that lol if thats a cellphone im gonna go crazy XD lol soo huge

[tanman4467]

dude been to geather over a 1 year should marry here

[Ivanrossoconnor]

eirher can i

[famousjohn098]

6:13 Everyone pretend your a mom or dad and your with your kid, your about to go to bed walking on the deck torwrd the stairs and you see damian doing that, HAHAHAHA I would think wow, thumbs up if you agree.

[iAmThePrettyGirl]

@famousjohn098 wat i dont get it

[JimmyFounder]

@famousjohn098 and then when I'm walking to my room, I see him again doing this 7:05 . i would think he has issues.

[AloneDBY]

Glad you came here in Italy Damian,hope you liked it =D keep up the funny videos :3

[ASSASSINATORX3000]

You should make a vidoe when u go around bobin knocking or wa ever u call it then u run off luaphing with a high pich voiceXD

[Freekoutintro]

Sick you went to pompey bring me next time

[getsome9256]

longboarding in italy looks like it could be fun

[lookitsathing]

hahahahahahah! wasnt the place at 2:41 in the lizzie mcguire movie?

[mOnK27640]

THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHAHHA

[omgcamlolz]

@mOnK27640 my dads birthday

[blackbommer33]

are u on crak??????? lol

[zuzialovesya]

The last 5 seconds you look high

[Julianmakesvideos]

6:13 yes.

[AiRwacK2095]

Lol I held my piss for 7 HRs( not good ) for the whole time I was at Santa Cruz ....I didn't like the restrooms

[AgentPunisher]

@AiRwacK2095 thats nothing... i held mine for about 16 hours- from dover in england to Warsaw in poland...hehe

[AiRwacK2095]

@AgentPunisher lol dude, im not braggin ...holding ur piss for a while is bad for u, theres nutn good with that

[AgentPunisher]

@AiRwacK2095 yes i know... but i could not take my dick out and start pissing into ocean, while on a ferry WITHOUT TOILET or stop in the middle of belgium motorway and piss....that would look just like i would be gay... or a super hero....

[AiRwacK2095]

@AgentPunisher lol...piss in a cup, theres always a cup and then throw it into the ocean or whatever...or if u can

[AgentPunisher]

@AiRwacK2095 it was impossible to get out outside because the waves were to strong, and there was a risk of falling off a ferry...painful.... and on the motorway-survilance cameras, photoradars, Help Earth members in other cars etc.

[AiRwacK2095]

@AgentPunisher lol iight

[kawaiiableSushi]

couldnt stop laughing when u were tryin to find the bathroom! 

[JWumboTravel]

pirates > ninja

[TheMrghgh]

I am going on a cruise tomarrow afternoon

[TheKhaos1369]

man i so want to go on a cruise. looks awesome

[mrcrunchy510]

cruises rule i got broncidus last time

[MrSandman150]

i turned 15, 2 days before this video(:

[YolandaLynn14]

man, im sooo jealous.

i love rome with all my heart! i've always wanted to go there, its like my dreammm!

[gothicemostar666]

lol wow i want to go on a cruise like that

[xXxAfroman85xXx]

2:46 ITALIAN HOBOS!!

[NagziPisa]

i live in italy :)

[posom1]

@NagziPisa I love italy,wanna get a summer home there ;-)

[rpggguy]

@innersoul122 ASSHOLE!!!(lol, just read my emails when i found your reply)

[CRAZYxGUITARxMANIACx]

1:42- 1:55  WAS THAT POMPEII?

[gizmo1177weird]

at 1:00 some dude said ORGYS

[SCREAMINGGHOUL9000]

damian if i was u i wouldnt sleep at all

[TheMageUndead]

it wouldn't be damian if he didn't talk about his penis. :D

[NoobPwner2448]

tell alicia i said hi

[Tmt890]

aw I wanted to see the urinal cakes

[TheSnypzify]

Shouldnt you have one in your room?

[angrygoldfish]

Rome-y Rome Rome

[gage2768]

did u  go alone

[MegaSinner1]

damn that place would be great for parkour and also wat kinda camera r you using quality looks great

[ZhaoYun15233]

dude u put ur hand all over your face after you touched a public bathroom door, bad move man, bad move O_O

[3devon3]

was that statue holding his huge cock?

[thenewmike121]

Damian Hey, impressionné par mon français? Je viens de payer beaucoup d'attention en français. J'espère que vous avez une croisière bon!

[DancingToEternity]

The funniest video!! LMAO

[venimith]

hey is that a disney cruise

[brokenglass126]

@venimith 5:58

[cruelbaxter45]

damn u got a girlfreind

[MrBouctouche]

cool man rome and itali are cool

[blackninja5637]

LMAO PISS OFF THE SHIP AND INTO THE OCEAN

[spikeboycz]

With yourr shades onn you look like the singer from cage the elephantt ! haha good band (:

[Jenrama]

7:03 epic.

[johnnevins]

was the aPompeii? I've been there too. I love Pompeii

[alibecki]

haha my names alisha

[JackandJordanshowTV]

never forget anniversarys girls taake them very seriously

[AllyKat1236]

the last part of the video i think your a little slap happy XD

[suzyjonas]

2:45 poor dogs :(

[emmyluvscoco]

2:15

i had to jump from that cross and swing across to bar in assasins creed 2....