How to make pornogrind

[NETFXNICKELSON]

Hey good one too band there are not more pornogrind bands that would rule

[ryanthemadman1]

funny shit man xD

[twitterfire]

If you make a band and release a pornogrind almbum, I will totally buy it! You're a genius man.

[FrossetBlood]

user name darkthrones death metal album!. XD. fuck yea

[nipplerape]

WHAT THE CUNT IS THIS DOWNTUNED SHIT NIGGA?

[TheGeoplanb]

this is a music genre?

the guitar sounds exactly something slipknot would do!

fuck genre's

[kingstomman]

@TheGeoplanb You seem to know absolutely nothing about metal. Is a type of metal

I think this is a piece of this but this sounds absolutely nothing like Spliknot don't mistaken apples to oranges.

[TheGeoplanb]

@kingstomman All metal is the same, way what you want, i dont belive in genre i call it music =)

[xvideogamegodxn77jak]

Did you make bubbles at the end? or did you flush your toilet?

[DisturbedAsylum666]

sad, but true

[alpengeist19]

lmao

[moonlight217]

Hahaha this is hilarious man! I love your descriptions of everything, and your t-shirt lmao. I laughed so hard when I watched this. You're absolutely right, pornogrind is complete SHIT, which is why I love it... :)

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@epiCUtoobR1234 If I had done this to piss people off, I wouldn't have got very far with that. This video is mostly watched, and enjoyed, by pornogrind fans. Which is great until they start asking me annoying questions. Nice username, I bet all the girls love how epicly you 'utoob'. Virgin.

[trolz666]

what programm you use to do those vocals?

[EmperorSheepy]

Is that an Ibanez RGR321EX?

[SteelSkin667]

The vocals are hilarious! Sounds like someone blowing bubbles in water!

[BryanChabolla]

hahaha fucking awesome

[Nyanginex]

I was going to say something bad, but this is how all goregrind bands actually do it, so this is a valid tutorial. Well done, sir

[ChildrenOfInfidelity]

LOL, I feel like I've actually heard these riffs before.

[swinetastic]

It doesnt really take more talent than this...

[claysucks2]

Accurate description. Well played, sir.

[guitarmasterjon]

lmfao, this is sooooo true

[Penhaywea]

it's so easy :'D

[TraceofHatred]

Lol thank you for proving exactly why the fact that people get signed for making this shit have no talent in music whatsoever, Lol'd hard at this video, great job xD

[Indianhardrockett]

haha, pornogrind, no creativity, just smoke joint heavily, 10-12 pegs of whiskey and u can create pornogrind....interesting point is vocals sounds like someone having severe diarrhoea and is passing watery stools.....haha...cool, schezophrenia...

Thumbs down from India

[pwnalicious]

I love pornogrind and lol'd because this is how it's done

[Nick5379]

Sounds like shit to me. Perfectly done sir.

[MetalUpYourAssFuck]

lol the vocals are insane LMAO

[DisemBowelSorificain]

What distortion do you use on guitar and bass?

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@DisemBowelSorificain A really shit one

[DisemBowelSorificain]

@SoulsideJourneySucks So, that would be an Overdrive, Diode overdrive, Fuzz, Bass Fuzz, Bass pedals, Big Pig, and the crappiest recording condition you could have... Right?

[thewhitezombie666]

@SoulsideJourneySucks

haha, that made me laugh

[edcollante]

@SoulsideJourneySucks Ace, mate!

[666Bronchitis666]

Dude if you hate metal and if you think everyone is a cunt and if southsidejourneysucks. Why dont you just murder yourself dumbass

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@666Bronchitis666 Because then I won't be able to offend little girls like you

[ATHFCMFFT123]

i would find this funny if i didn't like what you just made. you succeeded in bashing my genre. and have changed my view on the genre.

[RighteousReviews]

this. is. epic. i wanna start a porngrind band so badly, i wish i had your talent

[downset76]

@RighteousReviews The kid is a real prick has an attitude problem fuck him the brummie prick im soon to meet up with the cunt , 2 words , cant wait , general surgery , not long now prick !

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@downset76 Brummies are usually from Birmingham. Shame I'm not.

And anyway, it could be worse. I could live at 29 Lydall Rd, Leicester, LE2 9BP. Eyyyy.

[BrodEirennach90]

*shirt

[BrodEirennach90]

Nice job and hell yes. I love that fecking shirt! lol

[BrodEirennach90]

Hell yes, nice job and hail hail. I love that fecking shit lol

[hateofgod666]

fuck you

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@hateofgod666 Your support is appreciated

[666Bronchitis666]

Kool video dude i love the effect you used for vocals; imma start using effects on my vocals on my new album i am making from my one man pornogore band bronchitis ; i fucking love the vocals dude haha and the video haha

[quewea666]

TO MAKE PORNOGRIND YOU DON'T NEED EFFECT IN VOICE FUCKING GAY MAGGOT!!! EFFECTS ARE FOR GAY PEOPLE!!! REAL PORNOGRIND, EXCEPT FOR ROMPEPROP! YOU CAN ONLY DO IT WITH PIG SQUEALS AND GROWLS!!

[bubbletopseb999]

wher you find the voice effect

[xXFind815Xx]

what pedals, programs or effects did you use on the vocals?

[TheMysticWombat]

Love this video!

It shows that you need no talent at all to play that pornogrind shit they call music.

[haropro2]

Is the riff on guitar Raped by Pigs - Let me Penetrate you? Sounds a lot like it.

[HOFFSDRAWLAR]

what program did you use for the vocals?

[captaincadavor]

why did u put all 4 parts together?

[JediMindTricks183]

or i can just blow bubbles in a cup and call it music. LOL what is this stupid shit. 

[AnalLuxury]

Very helpful video. First Excrementory Grindfuckers tought me how to make grindcore and now I am learning to make a pronogrind. Thank you! ;)

[Cryptbass]

oh wait you forgot that you have to put an intro to every pornogrind song :D

[Cryptbass]

haha so true, I don't have to explain myself the video just says it all funny vid

[DaveDoggOwns]

Oh, yeah and I agree. SJ sucks. Just 100% single noted (slow) tremelo picking.

[DaveDoggOwns]

OMG, thanks for instantly teaching me how to play drums! IDK it was that fucking easy.

[carnicerodeperros]

lmao too much ptichshifter in your bong buddy :)

[punjabidrummer]

This is without a doubt the most entertaining instructional video ever....cheers dude!!! :D

[thedarkone973]

ahaha your epic

[crowbarftw]

The bass sounds cool, sounds like Repulsion.

[readyornotuk]

Hahahahah the vocals haaahahahahaahahahahah

[robotlemming]

NICE SHIRT

[GoodOldDeathMetal]

hahahah hilarious vid, and absolutely true.

[BITCHGRINDER]

it's funny because it's true

[mellinpop]

what effects did you use for the bass?

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@mellinpop Line 6 Gearbox software, 'Insane' amp, some EQ, probably a little bit of compression. Who cares? It's a pisstake video.

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@anusmister B standard

[xXxNo1ReaperxXx]

@SoulsideJourneySucks DUDE THATS TOO FUCKEN PUSSY G STANDARD OR IT ISNT BRUTAL .

[psyshock918]

love that bass tone, almost like stoner music

[kKevGuy47k]

Amazing video. lol'd at the vocals

[Zeraninator]

I like the two pitches you amde with your bass: Flarb, and florb.

[Sutton195]

your just too metal to be polite! \m/

remember kids, being arrogant is cool just like this fag!

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@Sutton195 If that was aimed at me, it's probably worth you knowing that I hate metal.

[thuulgaar]

@SoulsideJourneySucks how do u hate metal if u play it?

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@thuulgaar I don't play much metal anymore. I hate the majority of the music, I hate the scene and I hate the fans. I only made this video and the deathcore one because the two genres are so easy to make fun of.

[thuulgaar]

@SoulsideJourneySucks lol :P

[666damean1991]

@SoulsideJourneySucks

lol is this because they are the most talentless ones?? :P

[FlayedWhaleVagina]

That's pretty much how I make my music, except no bass and I make it as shitty as possible (on purpose unlike "real pornogrind musicians"). Check it out and see what I mean LOL. stay br000000tal!

[magexrobin]

nice, wher'd you get the maggot ejaculation shirt from? ^^

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

@magexrobin I was the guitarist from 2008-2010

[magexrobin]

yeh i saw on your myspace eariler. nais :)

[SoulsideJourneySucks]

Who gives a fuck? It's pornogrind. The people who will end up listening to this won't be able to tell the difference between a spring reverb and a hall reverb.

[XFuryOfTheStormX]

haha ace, aliens drowning in cum springs to mind

shoulda fucking picked me up at Mag ejac tee at the blackhorse at meatgrinder.