@danielthomasslade weak comedy? except how he uses his physical attributes to his advantage, sums up owl scenarios concisely, and does the yelling comedy i oh so love?
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why is this crap featured, possibly the worst most annoying pseudo comedian ive seen, makes dane cook look like george carlin, just your average drunk frat-boy loser, and baby owls are actually comically ugly
GOLD!!! the sheer beauty of this video made me Laugh AND ejaculate simultaneously. Come to my page for tons of Hot Japanese Schoolgirls. Great for Masturbation.
not necessarily. as long as you don't act on it, you're good. in other words, gay guys and lesbians can make it to heaven, as long as they don't mess around.
Young man, I'm going to tell you this because somebody has to - The Bible is constantly wrong. The earth wasn't created in seven days. It is not 6,000 years old and human beings didn't pop out of the sky.
ok, if you go back & read what i put, i never once said there was something wrong with being gay. So dont be putting words in my mouth. I have plenty of gay friends, & i dont go & start preaching (damn baptists). Any ways, let me say this again then. its not being gay that gets you to hell, its acting on it that does. And a day 2 god is not a day 2 us. We made our own way of keeping time. But, its your opinion, not mine. I'm simply defending my self, not converting or any thing (damn baptists).
The word "day" is clear. 24 hours, seven in a week. There's nothing confusing about that. So if day doesn't mean "day", how do we know what even more subjective words like "sin" or "good" mean or how to interpret a parable?
And what about how God created Eve from Adam's rib. Does "rib" not mean "rib"? Does "create" not mean "create"?
Its so wrong to ask someone to repress their homosexuality. That's like asking someone to repress their heterosexuality!
ok, no idea how to be more clear about the day thing. God's meaning of day is not the same as OUR meaning of day. God didn't tell us, "hey 24h=a day." no, WE said 24h=a day. & alot of things aren't fair. again, I DON'T HATE GAY PEOPLE! stop trying to make me the bad guy! i could care less if someone's gay or not!And there are lots of things that aren't fair. ex: The petafile who TRULY repents and asks for forgiveness, will go to heaven, just like the man who save hundreds of lives.
hey mate sry for this but you are just closing your mind on simple stuff which doesnt mean a thing so to respond you on time a day to us is 24 hours a year is 365 days and for dogs 7 years to them is 1 to ours so the bible is all written in a metaphoric way and need a whole context to explain and about gays Christians are being dumb cause everyone got the right to love which ever sex they want on the other hand GOD made man and wife to have kids not stop the human growth like gays and lesbians
if you want to have a debate on how stupid you are, go do it somewhere else. this guy is hilarious! and his jokes have absolutely nothing to do with what you are talking about.
go pontificate about gays and the bible somewhere else.
i mean seriously. this video is for fun!! whats wrong with guys!!!!
I was attack by a mother Robin because I wanted to see how they looked and I dropped one. For two months, I could barely get inside my house because it kept swooping on me. I totally relate to that problem- lol.
Very annoying man
passiveMenis 3 months ago
this is the guy that stuck his finger up thad's ass on blue mountain state
joeratti 4 months ago 2
Also this guy is pretty funny.
Wizarrdd 4 months ago
Owls are my favorite animal. :)
Wizarrdd 4 months ago
Matt is wayyy funnier than Will Ferrell.
beefchuck 5 months ago
0|0
hthorke1 6 months ago
omg I actually cried laughing at this one!
the3sweetest3dreamer 8 months ago
reminds me of will ferrell.... is it just me?
iwannaplaycs 1 year ago
anything cuter than a baby owl..baby panda :)
sweetucky 1 year ago
We need to get more of this guy.
crism90 1 year ago
one of my favorite stand up bits ever.
LawsonComedy 1 year ago
This dude is always solid & funny!
davethedrummercancun 1 year ago
LOL hannibal lector refference
123abcdoreme1000 1 year ago
Stay loose stay loose!
Greenlightandgo 1 year ago
@Greenlightandgo prepare for war! haha XD
doylebelin 1 year ago
@doylebelin I love his neck! I've tried to do that but just can't pull it off. Haha.
Greenlightandgo 1 year ago
Stay loose!
iHeartKillzone3 1 year ago
he looks like john candy and will ferrells baby
Disterric23 1 year ago
very weak comedy.
danielthomasslade 1 year ago
@danielthomasslade weak comedy? except how he uses his physical attributes to his advantage, sums up owl scenarios concisely, and does the yelling comedy i oh so love?
ieatnuggetswithafork 1 year ago
oh my fucking god! look up 'baby owl' on goole. the first thing you see, you're heart will melt. i had no idea they were this cute.
joseneid 1 year ago
@joseneid holy shit my cheek is melting on the floor!
BlakeGoodwell 1 year ago
He kinda looks like an owl...
xXTheBatmanXx 1 year ago 3
would an owl really be that way?
CrAzYcArNiE08 1 year ago
This is the only reason i havent killed myself.
the1cy0ne 1 year ago
LOL! this guy reminds me of Will Ferrell
Brenseven182 2 years ago 57
@Brenseven182 thats very offensive to matt you should not compare him to shitty comedians
gaara1303 2 years ago
OMG LAWL XD!!
oishiininja 2 years ago
lol I remember the first time I thought it, I was laughing sooo hard. Awesome stuff
sirLEVITSKY 2 years ago 6
this guy is hilarious, i dont know what it is but his movements and expressions are just off the chain xD
anyone have some more of him?
tabons 2 years ago 36
@tabons Buy his album, "Soak Up the Night" or listen to it on Spotify.
themarxmarvelous 5 months ago
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same here hes not funny
rexrodecolt 2 years ago
haha
somebrownguy07 2 years ago
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onarin316 2 years ago
Why is this guy so familiar?
kiki10020 2 years ago
i think he is familiar bc he remindes me of Will Ferreal
bobwatters 2 years ago 10
lol same here
MotoGsProductions 2 years ago 2
I didnt actually find him funny.
Halzel 2 years ago
this is one of my favorites
comicjoe42 2 years ago 7
brilliant.
angrychickin 2 years ago 6
stay loose prepare for war
Shaguar97 3 years ago 9
I love when stand up comedians paint these little surreal images that are soooo hilarious. :D
4ndr4kn0wz 3 years ago 10
Brilliant - I posted this to thousands
BrianWallChess 3 years ago 4
"SURPRISE! I'm not the good owl! DEATH!"...
awesome, just awesome
timipouls 3 years ago 9
FUNNY ASS SHIT!!!!!
sdsdsd1222 3 years ago 3
will ferrell and this guy should do a movie together...
2Luke 3 years ago 5
wow. that was really funny. great work Matt =)
Baelzhibub 3 years ago
matt braunger is amazing
hes gonna star on MadTV season 14
KennMb 3 years ago
sweet! I thought this guy stood out from all the other comics i see on the internets
spongebathe 3 years ago
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you should see how funny dane cook is
nizarah1234 3 years ago
stay loose prepare for war! STAY LOOSE!
lummi20 3 years ago
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This guy sucks, nobody knows funny on here.
allmanbrother4 3 years ago
u suck
Zoogle88 3 years ago
lmao. "Let it go Dick!"
LePuppyLove 3 years ago 3
good crowd too
Vlnp8blife 3 years ago
LMFAO!!!
xxxgwiZZyxxx 3 years ago
"let it go dick"-the human society hahahahahahahahahaha
iL0VEjohnnyramone 3 years ago 7
This dude sounds so much like Will Ferrell
Mpro83 3 years ago 3
dude thats exactly wut i was thinkin!
MyStillRemains 3 years ago 2
yup... still..
AMAZING!@!!
nagoia1984 3 years ago 2
LET IT GO DICK!
frampton488 3 years ago 3
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yeah... not funny... at all.
belovedlioness151992 3 years ago
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BORING
Mortyenh 3 years ago
Great Video!
Must see that,too:
watch?v=XKDYd49Pn_0
chockonacock 3 years ago
Hehe I thought this was actually really funny ^^
FloweringWolf 3 years ago 6
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not really funny settle down alittle
darthvaderk4 3 years ago
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why is this crap featured, possibly the worst most annoying pseudo comedian ive seen, makes dane cook look like george carlin, just your average drunk frat-boy loser, and baby owls are actually comically ugly
random0815 3 years ago
damn this is so fucking Funny
NOT !!!
meraborator 3 years ago
real nice
jonathanburrell225 3 years ago 2
lol, funny
sony2006 3 years ago
laugh now burn later its all fun and sin til damnation comes
rightlydivide08 3 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
holy fuckin shitake i didnt get it
did anyone get it laugh for no reason
Xr3alex100900 3 years ago
still laughen lo0o0o0o0ol
''stay loose prepare 4 war!!! ^_^
sbytchra 3 years ago
type in "missed connection song" straight awesome on that fuck!!
madawesome 3 years ago
You crazy but i'll give you some credit
afroman41 3 years ago
MY HEAD TURNS ALL THE WAY AROUND!
BeefHarbor 3 years ago
this shits hilarious!
albinator03 3 years ago
o my god thats so freaking funny i couldn't stop laughing
teddyboy567 3 years ago 2
You're dumb
sniperwolf275 3 years ago
hilarious dude!
eaataaafjbob 3 years ago
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Milesmcg1 3 years ago
Muh. It was slightly amusing.
ApproachWithCaution 3 years ago
The people who are laughing @ this are soooo drunk.
So is the comic.
smileyfacejst2 3 years ago
i was cracking up.
i know i'm not drunk.
morgananner 3 years ago
haahhahahahaha omg
crazychic1990 3 years ago
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that wasnt funny...u know why????
cuz this guy is a fucken butthole so eat my dick if u think this is funny
please reply to this comment if u also hate black people
ACSLATER92 3 years ago
WTF?!!!!
LegacyTopHat12 3 years ago
what part didnt u get?
the part about the butthole or the black people...or both?
ACSLATER92 3 years ago
You know, it's people like you that are ruining the world.
smileyfacejst2 3 years ago
The part about black people!!! Why put that here? He said nothing about black people and why do you hate them? What did they do to you?
LegacyTopHat12 3 years ago 3
I don't hate black people, but your comment was funny, which is why I'm replying to your comment. Lol
xoSushi 3 years ago
thanks dude...im glad there are other people out there that support me. but ddeep down inside u must hate black people just a little. hahaha
ACSLATER92 3 years ago
ES MUY ESTUPIDO
tomate870415 3 years ago
very funny
pubstuati 3 years ago
Nice video,well done.Keep them coming.Five stars from me,Finnagan
sabbatron5 3 years ago
He reminds me of Will Ferrell
Foupie 3 years ago 2
it was okay i guess i laughed like three times so...yea
basher099 3 years ago
I was shocked how the hell would you find something like this funny, all it is, is someone shouting some bullshit at the audience
ronaldo320 3 years ago
I don't know WHAT that was, but it certainly wasn't comedy.
pixelfreak007 3 years ago
Very funny....
What a faggot.
malinala1 3 years ago
It is funny. LOLz.
immortalanwar 3 years ago
Why does the audience laugh of everything he says. It's like:
MAtt: ''Hi I'm Matt''
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I just don't find it hilarious at all. Sorry. but that's just my opinion.
DayDreamersMind 3 years ago
Errm... this is funny? --'
AlmightySea 3 years ago
hahaha this video is hilarious haha hey if you liked this try my videos if ya like :)
clickclakproductions 3 years ago
if this guy is considered funny then I should be a comedian.
cuseorange15 3 years ago
that wasn't funny!
Greenvalds 3 years ago
Neither is your mother.
RomZomCom 3 years ago
You don't know my mom ;)
Greenvalds 3 years ago
do you like to eat butt fudge? do you
nicpetrykowski 3 years ago
It Sucked!
salsera0307 3 years ago
lol ull kjxzh, mnlo3wz
ballinoballin 3 years ago
this is aweful
bush555 3 years ago
to words: nice nice
MmIiCcHhIiEeLl 3 years ago
Owls are the best animal in the world!! I would love an owl but would never wanna get attacked. They rule tho
mazzax18 3 years ago
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GOLD!!! the sheer beauty of this video made me Laugh AND ejaculate simultaneously. Come to my page for tons of Hot Japanese Schoolgirls. Great for Masturbation.
Jackthemeat 3 years ago
hilarious
NileSings 3 years ago
that was cute in a funny way.
UMGMentor 3 years ago
hahaha
Marc4360 3 years ago
looks like will ferral
DementedMagic 3 years ago 6
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they started it
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
"Let it go, dick!" lol
bandman232 3 years ago 7
reminds me of an unrefined will ferrel, hes good.
freshasdida 3 years ago
totally.
datdude1988 3 years ago
hilarious! this guy is one of the funniest gay comics working today.
tomsegura 3 years ago
not gay dude. check his "dragon blow job" video.
glausterball 3 years ago
Even if he is, what wroung with that?
bandman232 3 years ago
Um homosexuality is a sin that's whats wrong with it get off your politically correct high horse
Anivr0m 3 years ago
not necessarily. as long as you don't act on it, you're good. in other words, gay guys and lesbians can make it to heaven, as long as they don't mess around.
SaxoRamirez 3 years ago
"as long as they don't act on it"
Young man, I'm going to tell you this because somebody has to - The Bible is constantly wrong. The earth wasn't created in seven days. It is not 6,000 years old and human beings didn't pop out of the sky.
Nor is there anything wrong with being gay.
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
ok, if you go back & read what i put, i never once said there was something wrong with being gay. So dont be putting words in my mouth. I have plenty of gay friends, & i dont go & start preaching (damn baptists). Any ways, let me say this again then. its not being gay that gets you to hell, its acting on it that does. And a day 2 god is not a day 2 us. We made our own way of keeping time. But, its your opinion, not mine. I'm simply defending my self, not converting or any thing (damn baptists).
SaxoRamirez 3 years ago
"day 2 god is not a day 2 us"
The word "day" is clear. 24 hours, seven in a week. There's nothing confusing about that. So if day doesn't mean "day", how do we know what even more subjective words like "sin" or "good" mean or how to interpret a parable?
And what about how God created Eve from Adam's rib. Does "rib" not mean "rib"? Does "create" not mean "create"?
Its so wrong to ask someone to repress their homosexuality. That's like asking someone to repress their heterosexuality!
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
ok, no idea how to be more clear about the day thing. God's meaning of day is not the same as OUR meaning of day. God didn't tell us, "hey 24h=a day." no, WE said 24h=a day. & alot of things aren't fair. again, I DON'T HATE GAY PEOPLE! stop trying to make me the bad guy! i could care less if someone's gay or not!And there are lots of things that aren't fair. ex: The petafile who TRULY repents and asks for forgiveness, will go to heaven, just like the man who save hundreds of lives.
SaxoRamirez 3 years ago
I don't think you "hate" gay people. I didn't say that.
What I'm asking is how do you know when the Bible is literal and when it isn't?
And regarding child abuse the Catholic Church is notorious for it. Its in the new all the time.
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
*Its in the news all the time.
Argonaut22j 3 years ago
ok, not catholics. ppl dumbass, and i havent heard of it in a long time.
SaxoRamirez 3 years ago
hey mate sry for this but you are just closing your mind on simple stuff which doesnt mean a thing so to respond you on time a day to us is 24 hours a year is 365 days and for dogs 7 years to them is 1 to ours so the bible is all written in a metaphoric way and need a whole context to explain and about gays Christians are being dumb cause everyone got the right to love which ever sex they want on the other hand GOD made man and wife to have kids not stop the human growth like gays and lesbians
Blackcaeser5 3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!
if you want to have a debate on how stupid you are, go do it somewhere else. this guy is hilarious! and his jokes have absolutely nothing to do with what you are talking about.
go pontificate about gays and the bible somewhere else.
i mean seriously. this video is for fun!! whats wrong with guys!!!!
glausterball 3 years ago 7
um, youre a fag.
diddleo 3 years ago
It's a sin?
Get off YOUR religious high horse dude.
alecalec321 3 years ago
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That is the stupidest piece of shit ive ever herd.
bandman232 3 years ago
aids <3
69Macleod69 3 years ago
69Macleod69, /watch?v=yciRAAs3jgs
BongOfCthulhu 3 years ago
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69Macleod69 3 years ago
Goddamnit, Tom. Look what you did.
Ahm76 3 years ago
Wow! Pretty Awesome, huh?
tomsegura 3 years ago
Tom. Why do you have to ruin everything? First Christmas 1987. Then New Year's '92. Now this.
johnramseycomedy 3 years ago
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who cares?It's said he recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named 'Searching Millionaire;coM'.
is he looking for hotties or rich women there? it's reported Charlie Sheen has dated a hot model there.
rosekiss221 3 years ago
LOL
UNTOLDGUITAR 3 years ago
dude, hes awesome!! xDDD
sergi5122 3 years ago 2
"Friends" is and was a great show
thatguyonYouToob 3 years ago
"The Humane Society called him a dick. Their name means 'the be nice society.'"
Lol, this guy is amazing.
puertorrriquena 3 years ago 3
that's talent... two whole minutes on a baby owl... lol
chiefblackhawk 3 years ago 5
hahahaha that was great
knoxville255 3 years ago
that dood is definitely going places
dleesgeetar 3 years ago 3
he went on about the cuteness of baby owls, so i had to look it up, and omg they ARE (very) CUTE!! i lol'ed at 1:43 - 1:50. :)
h0neyw1ne 3 years ago
fuckin' hilarious
TwitchboyZ 3 years ago
eh, funny but, no real good punch lines, i didnt laugh
rr92890 3 years ago
thats the genius of it
dleesgeetar 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA so freakin' funny!
Shrubbs 3 years ago
ive actually met a cat with a pegleg
lol
we made him a eyepatch...lol
now after seeing this it comes full cricle
xiaoslayer25 3 years ago 2
he is like a smart will ferrel.
kimchiman777 3 years ago 4
i didnt laugh once...hmmm
sindyoperz 3 years ago
This guy is hilarious! He reminds me of Will Ferrel...
Garrison628 3 years ago
yeah will ferrrel.
2Luke 3 years ago
Absolutely hilarious!
ibelieveinyouandm 3 years ago
ha!! no way, this is a pretty potent clip. wow......gonna look for more stuff of matt now
PrufrocknRHoodz 3 years ago
I was attack by a mother Robin because I wanted to see how they looked and I dropped one. For two months, I could barely get inside my house because it kept swooping on me. I totally relate to that problem- lol.
ef1983 3 years ago
you dropped a baby Robin?!?!?!? that's so messed up. you should be ashamed of yourself
wileystyley 3 years ago
i remember a owl tried to eat my nanas cat.....
it ripped a hole through its ear..ouch!
OWLS ARE BAD ASS
fastgirl321 3 years ago 2
if i saw you with that Robin id be like "let it go dick"
squeekme 3 years ago
Awesome!! More Matt!!
ButterflyDragon9 3 years ago
lol I was laughing so hard!!!
victimized15 3 years ago
the neck really sells it.
emilyheller 3 years ago 6
yea he is really funny. reminds me alot of Will Ferrel.
paint1487 3 years ago 7
exactly what i was thinking
stanleycen 3 years ago
5* for Matt Braunger!
He had my attention completely for 2 minutes straight...lmao! Bravo!!!
ifxman 3 years ago 8
We NEED more of this guy! Hilarious!!!
Matt Braunger kills! ;)
emilyrl 3 years ago 6
the Humane Society was so inhumane...lol
rogermoore27 3 years ago 5
this is one of the funnier ones i see on rooftop
dahabit 3 years ago 7
haha!!!!!!!! no way...this clip is unbelievable. This is hilarious....keep it up
wileystyley 3 years ago 4
hahaha too funny
cm103 3 years ago 5