Larry the Cable Guy's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

[316MsTruth]

I agree with AlienBeliever897, without the attitude. People who choose to come to America should not be offended my American beliefs. Freedom ! Is freedom only offered to foreigners? We should all have the same rights. How can we celebrate Christmas and not Christ! Impossible! If the Bible offends you don't read it!

[Roonskii]

Look at all this christ like behavior in this comment section.

[BertolinKid]

if you hate canadian and american traditions, get the fuck out of here, we didn't invite you. you just took it upon yourself to jump the boarder.

[revot3]

ahh 240p we meet again

[TheR3DN3CKM4N]

people make different beliefs such a big frekin deal when we celebrate christmas and people try to crack down on that.... u dont see people bustin down doors on a barmitzvah....

[TheR3DN3CKM4N]

lol PC christmas stories.... if u dont celebrate christmas or just dont like others having a good time plug in ur ipod so we can have some fun! people always say that they celebrate something else or that is offensive.... well just go do your own thing and blow it off. people turn different beliefs/celebrations into WW3.

[amaranth4u]

Merry Christmas :)



[shellb2556]

LMAO!

[NovaNightFall]

Anyone who thinks Christmas is "Offensive" is offending me and about 100% of all Americans

If you think Christmas is "Offensive" then DON'T CELEBRATE IT AND STOP RUINING IT FOR THE REST OF US!!!!!

[pawssavesanimals]

whoever disliked this video laughed so hard they pissed their wrangler drawers xD

[akissfan2000]

ladie of the evening, ladie of the evening, ladie of the evening. translation: HO, HO, HO.

[peridotangel83]

Kinda find this version more entertaining. XD

[NovaNightFall]

I Dislike All the People Who Dislike This Video

[slydawg221]

@NovaNightFall i couldn't agree more.

[Supercaye1]

Yeah! I agree! With Alienbeliever Jilbo and ejr. All I have to say, (and sorry if I OFFEND any of you suminoblitches) MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND GOD BLESS YOU!

[Jilbo2001]

LMAOoooooooooo too funny. Amen Brotha.... I'm so sick of this political correctness crap. Here's an idea get some thicker skin and quit being such a wuss. : P Thanks Larry The Cable Guy and to you for posting this classic. : ) Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to one and all.

[MrAxisandallies]

@ Dpower20

Jesus was born on christmas so it is christian

[longliverocknroll5]

@MrAxisandallies there is some speculation as to whether he was even born on december 25th, some believe that his birthday was moved to co-iniside with the winter solstice

[MrAxisandallies]

@longliverocknroll5

i know they say March to May was when he was born

[GBfanatic15]

the sad thing is...the majority of the people who complain about this sort of thing ARE the Christians, whereas most minority groups don't find it offensive, Christians ASSUME other religions find it offensive

[ejr23]

I am so fed up with all these fucking crybabies bitching and whining about minor things like this! Even workplaces are becoming fascist states with the lack of free speech!

[Dpower20]

Hmmm, so much hate on this video lol... also is not the concept of Santa a pretty non-denominational one? I know it refers to St. Nick but still, it has weak religious affiliations.

Christmas is about love, joy and caring. Showing hatred to others is not in the Christmas spirit and is NOT Christian at all.

[wiyldchris38]

You know what would be nice? Is if people would just STFU... You don't like what we celebrate, then just don't worry about it. I don't yell at you for worshiping or celebrating whatever, so you shouldn't do the same to me or any one else...

[Infinity161]

Blame liberals for idiotic nonsense such as this. I will NEVER be afraid to celebrate Christmas, say the word Christmas, and wish others a Merry Christmas. Liberals need to quit acting like they're trying to save the world, because American Muslims and Jews really don't give a damn if we celebrate Christmas.

[dbzkhlvr]

XD "Holiday figure was so lively and quick, I knew in an instant it was.........holiday figure." Haha this is great!

[msjenny82]

The winter solstice was an actual pagan holiday celebrated by the pagans. To celebrate the on coming of winter. Actually , there is no precise date Jesus`s birth. Then the Christians took over.

[FuckTheWorld623]

@rillera25, Christians took it and made it a tradition of their own. It really just became more about American tradition more than religion. I don't believe in God but I hate this political correctness bullshit.

[okhuntertravis]

lmao this is classic

[spazzlikeataz]

dear redneck girl im a redneck man and i agree wit wat ur sayin

[sexything72]

yay Larry you got that right !!!Merry Christmas!

[FuckTheWorld623]

I don't even believe in God...CHRISTMAS IS TO CELEBRATE THE WINTER SOLSTICE. It ain't got nothing to do with Jesus to me. People need to stop being so fucking butthurt.

[rillera25]

@FuckTheWorld623 Which is exactly why it's called CHRISTmas?

[LoveRaiders1]

I'm a fucking redneck girl!!! I'm proud of it anyone who don't lik it can fuck off!!! REDNECKS ARE WHAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY GOOD!!!! We r just awsome people who kno how to hav good parties, food n drinking lol :D

[CreditDue52]

@LoveRaiders1 No one gives a cunt. So hush ya chevy chase

[LoveRaiders1]

I hate fucking people who get offended by our holidays wen they r the fucking illegal imagrents!!!!!! It's our country well do wat the fuck we want n their fucking little holidays need to stop not ours... People lik that need to take their shit n get the fuck out of out country

[CookieOfD00M]

It's discriminating against people who live in the southern hemisphere and experience Christmas during summer! We must burn it!

[funnylady345678]

he is freaking hilarious

[AlienBeliever897]

*Continued*

Look, if you're foreign, or a minority group and you have a problem with Christmas or any other American holiday, you don't HAVE to celebrate it. But stop ruining it for the rest of us!! Do you know that at my school, in the library, they have a book called "Sacred Texts of Our Quran." WHAT THE F*CK?!? They can have all this muslim shit but they can't have any bibles, and/or Christian things, because it'll "OFFEND" minority groups. This shit needs to stop.

[spacemaster911]

@AlienBeliever897 This what happens when you let illegal immigrants come into our CHRISTAIN country. :P

[tunnelrat112]

@AlienBeliever897 man screw the muslims..all they do is blow up buildings and shit, my school is the same way, they got a muslim book and the book of morman, but no bible, and frankly, i feel offended just cuz of that

[EVILSTONERKID]

@AlienBeliever897 Sorry to inform you but we are the minority now...Immigrants are becoming the Minority. If we emmegrated to another country we would have to wear towels on our head an shit so why can ppl Immigrate to our country an try to change the way we live our lives..... FUCK YOU go home!!!!

[AlienBeliever897]

@EVILSTONERKID You make no sense whatsoever. Was your message intended for someone else?

[AlienBeliever897]

What you said makes no sense whatsoever. Was your message intended for someone else?

[bob36795]

@AlienBeliever897 man shut the hell up and quit bitchin

[AlienBeliever897]

@bob36795 That comment was posted 5 months ago -_-

[yamahonkawazuki]

@AlienBeliever897 i hear you. and agree. if you gotta ban one, then ban em all. if you allow one, then fairly you gotta allow them all, or some may be ofended :(

[countryboy1995ish]

@AlienBeliever897 hell yeah dude i agreee with ya its really screwed up i got nothin against em but stop makin us change our ways for there comfort

[320Fubu]

@AlienBeliever897 I agree they should have that stuff in the libraries because that stuff offends us

[mrtzjam]

@AlienBeliever897 That's not true. At my school library we have a section called sacred texts which consist The Torah, Qur'an, and the Bible, not just focusing on one sacred text. And they never say Happy Hanukkah or Merry Christmas. Instead they say "Happy Holidays" in order not to offend anybody because not everybody celebrates Christmas or Hanukkah.

[AlienBeliever897]

@mrtzjam Okay, then. I was just talking about the school where I go.

You should still be able to say Merry Christmas though. Just because some people don't celebrate it doesn't mean Christians can't.

[lyricsandrythem]

@AlienBeliever897 I agree...and also if this is gonna be the case I wanna see everyone at work for the Jewish holidays and shit like that...plain and simple

[lokpikr999]

@AlienBeliever897 Fuck Minority groups!

[pyrofan420]

@AlienBeliever897 this is random but since you're talkin' about books, my old highschool has a book about the KKK...

[AlienBeliever897]

@pyrofan420 Does it "support" the KKK? Or just inform people about it. There's a pretty big difference.

[pyrofan420]

@AlienBeliever897 idk, i just seen the cover, kinda laughed then put it back lol

[AlienBeliever897]

@pyrofan420 Oh okay.

[AlienBeliever897]

This is funny, but true...

All this PC shit really pisses me off. Especially when it comes to Christmas. You have all these stupid assholes saying "Oh no, you can't celebrate it, it will OFFEND people who are non-Christian." Bullshit. And it's like they try to smother out Christmas and Christianity, yet they let all these muslims and foreigners celebrate all their holidays.

[niflap]

ladyoftheevening ladyoftheeveningladyoftheeveni­ng. Can't say hohoho no more.lol

[ShadowFan765]

Did he just say that Santa Claus looks like Uncle Jesse?!

[scoobydoorocks10]

WTH, WTF, dis is so fuckin sad, santa claus, and FYI, youtube is marking santa claus as improper spelling. once again, WTH, WTF

[Birdycephonsfan]

The blacks say when we dont put a black guy in a show were racist but look at there little tv shows there isnt a white guy in him so they need to learn to shut thier traps

NOTE: i am not racist against blacks but it pisses me off when they call us racist when they do the exact same things

[purplerosegoldheart]

lady of the evening!

lady of the evening!

lady of the evening!

lol

[creptoin1]

@slamaplaya wrong again.... i believe the correct word for them is ingine(if thats how you spell it?)

;/

[hcmsrebels]

haha



[trucker274]

GIT R DUN!!!!!!!!!

[snowmantrains]

Git r done

[JHoward393]

GIT R DONE!!!!

[crazykens1]

Who the fuck clicked dislike on this? Fucking idiots lol

[XxmonstahobgobxX]

@crazykens1 they dont uderstand us rednecks

[corn9256]

@crazykens1 jewish people.

[Tinyoak2]

@corn9256 actually it was most likely the garbage up north that look down on anyone not shopping on 5th avenue or worshipping Martha Stewart who will ultimately commit suicide if God forbid they have to live like those they think are trash or even have to go a single day without their Blackberry or $20 cups of coffee.

[corn9256]

@Tinyoak2 haha. i can go off coffee that is $19.99. :) hhahahahaaa. just kiddin obviously.

[melosher]

@crazykens1 i clicked dislike. only cuz i pissed and ruined my pants when he said he was livley and quick i knew 4 sure it was holiday figure

[Dratenburg]

@crazykens1 the jews

[Noblity54]

@crazykens1 I'm pretty sure the minority group did

[WILDCHILDCH65]

@crazykens1 SOMEONE WHO IS BRAIN FRIED

[wyattahay]

@crazykens1 apparently the ones that think that CHRISTmas isn't a religious holiday and the ones trying to take CHRIST out of CHRISTmas... you take CHRIST out of CHRISTmas what have you got? just mas!!

[slydawg221]

@crazykens1 there must be some ebenezer scrooges out there.

[nathanhall94]

@crazykens1 they were laughing so hard their eyes teared up and accidentally hit the dislike button

[Metroidstrangethings]

The 10 people who disliked this spent christmas in the hospital because they almost died laughing.

[SilentHunter658]

I noticed that while Larry lampooned political correctness, his child audience was itself politically correct: at least two black kids, who seemed to be the only blacks in the building; didn't see any blacks in the audience. Why can't we white folks have our own entertainment without having to feature blacks or others so that they can feel "inclusive" too?

[AACbaterie]

@SilentHunter658 So you're saying that blacks should be not included. You racist fool, a black boy could rip your arms off. No i'm not black, but some of my best friends are black.

[ironmaidenrules12345]

@AACbaterie its not racist. infact its the opposite. The point trying to be made is that black people shouldn't be forced into things for people to look "politicaly correct" if you have black friends and they ARE your friends thats fine no problems, if you know black people and you call them friends just so you don't look racist there's something wrong with you.

[BigIrishman16]

10 people are way TOO politically correct!

[picrob2000]

It's about time I found some hilarious Christmas poems, and I knew this one was always good. Merry Christmas, and GIT-R-DONE!

[creptoin1]

twas the night before holiday and all through the equally distributed gov approved gay friendly community peta was not stirring for no black,white, indian, asian, homosexual,hetterosexual,or female hit a mouse. the holiday stockings were nowhere to be found for they could catch fire if they were left during the night.in the night I heard a noise and began to stir I called my congressman/woman to get permision to call 911, but they hung up the phone,and before I knew it the kgb were at my door.

[creptoin1]

@creptoin1 the end.

[stereosdaughtryfan29]

@ItzKy1e i just checked on imdb and larry the cable guy is from nebraska not canada, my mistake

[BigIrishman16]

@stereosdaughtryfan29 - Yep... he's the biggest fan of Cornhusker football on the planet and owns a luxury box at the college stadium

[tomisaballer]

check out my video of TWAT the night before christmas

[megarocker36]

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[stereosdaughtryfan29]

omg this is soooooooo funny and @goldensassenach i didnt know larry the cable guy was canadian! :s

[ItzKy1e]

@stereosdaughtryfan29 WAT?

[stereosdaughtryfan29]

@ItzKy1e, i was just saying that it was funny and i saw one comment asking that larry the cable guy was canadian so i was just replying 2 that cuz i took that as he knew that he was a canadian

[goldensassenach]

Omg,you're a Canadian? : )

I wish you all lots of laughs this holiday season!

[Davarino99]

I would also like to state that Im a left wing, non religious Canadian liberal.....

[Davarino99]

I would just like to say, the political correctness of Christmas is a farce. Changing anything about a religious holiday just because you dont practice it is ludicrous! If you dont agree with it, then you go right ahead and work through it! In fact, dont decorate or give gifts or get together with the family or do any of that good stuff! Boycott it all together for all I care, but it isnt yours to change! No one trys to change Ramadan or Hanukkah or Tet or Vesak so leave Christmas alone!!!

[krittywali]

@Davarino99 AMEN!!

[torch2014]

10 people are politically correct liberals.

[kolvinpaker]

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[Motorfordtoyota]

I want to see the Bejesus part!

[Reznov65]

i knew in a moment it must be....Holiday Figure

[dhippiefrog30]

awsome

[xxjonasfanfreakxx]

ahaahhaahhahhahahahahhahahahha­hahahha love this shit !!!

[bublebeer]

I love this!

[sheriffdoodle]

GIT R DONE

[HopeisBored]

zelo smešno! 

[arod12234]

lol i love watching larry the cable guy

[viper10011]

politicly correct christmass caroles? fucking stupied librals lol.

[17517319]

love it

[Bowsersgirl1]

Commie crap indeed, Larry! >:0

[qwerty44ification]

commie crap lol

[mchammar416]

those poor kids. they're probably like "what the hell?"

[fuzzysting]

I have a comedy routine where I call myself Laying the cable guy. I go out and take a big shit on the stage!

[lillhojen]

haha dude, thats just wrong. how did you make the Swastika?

[syberyenta]

"Now that's funny, I don't care where you're from."

[Lunadissea]

LMFAO WTF

[Poptartkiller24]

Lady of the evening Lady of the evening Lady of the Evening

[TheKnightwing1197]

thats right larry, those politically-corrects ruin everything just because they want to live in a utopia of perfection. Those dumb politically-correct idiots.

[Requiredghr18]

sounds like sarcasm :)

[bigbeergutbillybob]

larry the cable guy kicks ass

[CaptainWeston]

If atheists don't believe in God or Jesus, then why do they celebrate his birth? Society never fails to amaze me with their acts of stupidity..

[cadeMFjohnson]

we just like presents

[Live414]

"PC" just means "Anti-White"!

[Wastelander1972]

Fuck the liberals...

[kaitlynncarly454]

haha this i sooo funny -kaitlynn

[xBXRxAaron]

@Missy5464 Who created God then? If you think something needs a creator to be created then that must apply to god as well. That arguement is old and has been refuted and shouldn't even be brought up anymore.

[news2be]

ho ho ho HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hellothere0182]

This is whats really happening, so it is just sad.

[sarahlou77]

Brilliant =D

[dj19558]

this is good stuff!!

[Jmonkey515]

so funny...but so true..

[dstebbin]

Honestly, I'm not a big fan of Larry, but I LOVE his politically corrected-up fairy tales!

[QueenPrincessLove]

I LOVE YOU LARRY!!!!

[SuperGameGenie]

@steveomlb13 I agree! God damn those gangster Bastards!

[HaloFreak12695]

holiday figure lol

[Piltocks]

and in came.... holiday figure hahahahah!!!!

[Superassassin101]

Lol lady of the evening.

[steveomlb13]

i have 2 words for larry, and they are A'MEN BROTHER!

[xxGRRfanx]

Oh my Gawd, you can't even say "ho, ho, ho" no more?! This is insane!! You tell 'em Larry!

[candykissesloo]

big mac big mac big mac i need a double cheesbuger and hold the lettuce no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive thru order for two i got a craving for a number nine super size and dont forget the fries Crispy

[stupidkid258]

if ur gonna quote something, at least say it right

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

I love larry's rant at the end. looks like uncle jesse!

[Waylander904]

how many hoes would santa have if he was a pimp?? 3 HO HO HO

[tellyurfriends]

lady of the evening ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ila6435]

I know a guy who can't decorate their yard because of only one Atheist who feels "offended" because of the others who express their belief

not all are like that but to put things streight both groups have their fair share of douch bags

[ila6435]

it seems some librals have lost the reality of what offend meant example of what ofending really is: a Cross in a jar of urin when you express your religion that is not offending such as expressing your Christain values on Christmas but being stopped because someone who is a different belief thats not offending thats a douch that thinks that if they aint happy u aint happy

[TheHellBound666]

awesome lol XD git r dun larry

[SPbandchick08]

amen larry!! LOL

[jac70j]

hell ya  you rock Larry woo

[djking2d]

hahahaha YES!!!!!!!!!

[LiLi08pbgrl]

Lady of the Evening! ahahahahahahah

[imthelittlesealgirl]

ooohh haha yeah man

[hiwdy1]

Its git r done

[tthomaselli2]

"What kind of commie crap is this???".

[dsettleascii]

is it git-r-done or git-er-done?please somone reply

[iwilpooponu]

git-r-done

[ppllaayyeerr1997]

get-r-done i think

[haircutneeded]

git er done

[ppllaayyeerr1997]

a non specific holiday figure

[DogCrazy321]

"lady of the evening, lady of the evening, lady of the evening"...HAHA! thats funny rite der, i dont care who u are...lol

[tacmco]

Tell it like it is Larry!!! Keep Christ in CHRISTmas. It IS MERRY CHRISTMAS and NOT merely happy holidays. Remember the reason for the season. Merry Christmas to all !!!!

[cosmos1030]

don't start blaming the liberals, you conservative right-wing nuts!!

the liberals have nothing to do with this!

it's you crazy people who have a problem with anyone but christians!! good god

[totallyawesomme]

You're right - God is good. And it's a shame our society has decided to remove him from virtually everything

[sorienor]

Because God is just pretend.

Adults shouldn't have invisible friends.

That's an interesting view on things. I'm not going to be like most "Christian