R.F.L.R.Q.A.E.: DBU Episode 2.10

[trivialcallipygian]

DAVID... come back.

[dreamshimmer]

i love how when asked what he'd name his dragon, dan answers so confidently as if he's thought this one over thoughtfully beforehand.

[hat985]

what happened to that Christmas special?

[bob4775]

lmaoooooo 0:57

[FirefoxFreeze]

10:02

Dan 3.0 ahs answered that!!!

[EmoTurtlez]

i love how if he would have to name something, it would always be Gerald hahaha, and the way he just says Gerald makes me giggle

-"If you had a dragon, what would you name it?"

-"..Gerald"

-"If you were to discover a planet, what would you call it?"

-"..Gerald" (HAHAHA, really??)

-"If you had a pet llama, what would you name it?" that's right

-"..Gerald"

hahaha

(2:06-2:09) (8:56-9:00) (10:45-10:48)

[goka2000]

@EmoTurtlez also, his rubik's cube - Gerald

[watersnake055]

jerk off LMAO

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

I wonder if david's mom saw this XD

[Mr795137]

"What do you do when ur'e bored"

"jerk of"

wow dan u have the same hobby with me

[DINOMANFTW]

GASP,

DAN HAS THE SAME FAVORIT POKEMAN AZ MEEEH

(hitmonlee)

[bob32117]

Davids face at 4:05. LMFAO.

[kspons]

i miss DBU. :(

[mnbuick]

What is david's youtube channel's name?

[epicfiya]

Moosetracks FTW!!!!

[Ashanmaril]

Is David the same David from RWJ's video? He looks the same.

[Rubix4Life]

DANIELLE IS HIS GF NOW!

[Reecerony]

Mou Mou is not japanese

sorry still being a smart ass

[FirefoxFreeze]

@Reecerony

In the end he said "Did I say Japanese...???"

[JadAWESOME210]

It's just Miltank.

[obromb]

how do you stick the things in your wall?

[NorthJerseyJem]

have you never played gta?

lol great video

[mNm347]

Panic!

[LydVids1]

did he really go "boxing" ??

[ttaggart12345]

wall e is the best movie ever

[TheStyrofoamPeanut]

america is on top

rolf

[CrazyBanana510]

-What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

-Your mother.

-Slap

LOL

[DefinitelyNotNoah]

I dont remember Korean's letting Kimchi rot before preparing it.

Im Korean, so I have the right to say that.

[DrgoFx]

HAHA! "What's the most gangsta thing you've ever done?" "Hijacked a car...you've never played GTA?" xD

[FirefoxFreeze]

Hmmmm.

Actually, a mirror reflects LIGHT.

[Finstahy]

@FirefoxFreeze

Hey! What's up, FirefoxFreeze.

Remember me? I posted that comment on the AVGN sad song.

I don't think I've ever seen two comments on seperate videos by the same person!

[FirefoxFreeze]

I actually do remember you!

And I've seen comments on separate videos by the same person.

His name is "thesexyonemike" or something like that. He's fat and goes around making fun of people :(

[DownWithCampers]

He asked the color. :D

[1maximous]

i have a few questions:

-are you strait/gay/bi?

-do you have a religion?

-isn't drowning, suffication underwater?

(BTW: your face is sooo funny when the other guy said "...let a shark give you a b.j.")

[brainiac554]

no one cares and he answered all those questions noob

[BatmanBelt]

I want to see you pets on a video some time.

[unicrazyperson]

a fruit is defined by if it has seeds or not. Tomatoes have seeds, thus they are fruits. or is a fruit. as well as cuecumbers. I spelled that wrong though. But things like grapes that don't /appear/ to have seeds they do but the seeds have been geneticly srunk.

[TokoGT]

yay midwest! lestt time and postage to send stuff....how many stamps would it take to send hugs to put on your wall? :p

[InsomPsycho]

Hitmonlee or Kabuto?

[taylorswift1hero]

you are amazing. :)

[ttaggart12345]

god mom jokes never get old

[AParasocks]

I love how he refers to "God" as "her"

In the words of dan "It gets ya thinkin"

[Finstahy]

Would you rather be a hobbit in The Shire or an elf in Rivendell?

[Finstahy]

my answer to the first question: Max Power

[crazyguyfive]

haha thats my science reachers

[TwIsTeDSiStEr99]

is that a simpsons reference?

[Finstahy]

Yeah: from the one where there's bad-ass on some movie or show or whatever and his name is Homer Simpson, but then, the producers change the Homer character to some dork no one cares about, so Homer changes his name and the judge chooses the only one he spells right: Max Power.

[sypher0316]

my name is charlie brown... seryosly

[ManiaKattaK]

i know a charlie brown

[gurlinos]

coming to think of it... you can answer a whole lot of answers with "your mom". like, where were you last night? Your mom! What did you do at school? Your mom! Who gave you these nasty bite marks? Your mom!!!

[thebigheadclub123]

i really belive ur theory

[Daltyboy1]

I went "boxing" last year for Halloween

[CoffeeShopser]

Q: What is the most gangsta things you've ever done?

A: I.... hijacked the car and I killed the driver, have you ever played GTA?

LOL!

[EtienneS11]

What's the craziest thing you want to do but are too afraid to do it? YOUR MOTHER!

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA, you are greeeeat! Make another one of these question ones!

If you do, What do you look for in a girl and why?

Not for me, but I know you will be funny!

Thanks!!

[mryoshihead95]

a hufflepuff just sounds gay

[LoonyLovegood924]

I know what a Griffindor is (mythical lion with wings), I know what a Ravenclaw is (a raven's caw), I know what a Slytherin is (a snake), but what exactly is a Hufflepuff?

Question for next R. F. L. R. Q. A. E!!!

[sophiahasselberg]

Wait wait wait.. I think you got it wrong. Those are names of persons, not animals. They're the founders of Hogwarts; Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin and Helga Hufflepuff. The animals are just symbols of what kind of qualities they (the founder of each house) esteemed the most. For example Gryffindor has a lion, which symbols courage.

[iweshi]

badger

[ErmaStrikesBack]

lots of dirty-ness in this video dan....

[ErmaStrikesBack]

i really wish i wouldve known about pogopalooza....I live like 20 minutes from oakland.

[sonamyluver2299]

why are the letters puple

[GTechProductions]

why not

[starsjarscandybars]

dan brown.

we are the same person. except im a girl. so...yeah. but if we met we'd be best friends for sure. just saying.

[cardinalskristi]

In the blind or deaf question I would choose deaf, because if I was blind I would miss out on a lot of great things.

[yiotos]

eat A CAT!!!! WHAT? DAN BROWN!!!!

[bigdaddychang]

wolverine and chuck norris would win wolverine cant die

[paulorphan]

ya he can, he heals fast, if you inflict something like blow off his head...he's dead

[sheila0brckn]

Tomatos are fruits because they've got seeds. If it has seeds I that makes it a fruit....I think...

Also, you never answered the God question. I would really like to know, I mean, not that it matters, it'd just be interesting to know :)

THANK YOU FOR CALLING GOD A SHE ALSO! Seriously.

I laughed the whole time I was watching this.

I enjoyed it very much! Thank you, Dan!

[AdamElianTv]

........ ? dude no ofcourse not ! cucumbers has seeds , and okra has seeds and their veges !

[onnaelwood]

AGH MATH!!!

[jackoneeightytwo]

needs far more veiws.

[AdamElianTv]

Hey Dan :D Egypt Loves u dude :P i made u famous here :P lol , u rock !

[MuSiCIsMAgIc68]

Pause at 4:05!!

Davids ace!!!

I think u said something,dan......

lol!

though u dpo deserve the slaps!!

[seaweed810]

lol 1:05

[blipjy]

big toe: bob next toe: mr pippy 3rd toe:the docter 4th toe: beast and the fifth: The Chosen one

[sydneyasdf1234]

i got a question ^^ if u were to name all your toes, what would u name them?

[gookmenhimer]

Dan Brown is freakin awesome, he's really funny, pretty insightful, AAAAANNNNND, HE'S A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT PENDEHO FRED!!!!!!!

[Soetman]

I think dan is a pretty smart person

[danieldjr412]

PORTLAND!!!!!!!!!

[Rockenrussproduction]

R.F.L.R.Q.A.E.: DBU Episode 2.10

[lilSmithyD]

what would u do iff u had 5 mins with ur m8ts mum i thinck his name is david!

plz reply to me iff ur going to put this in ur video

ty

[yoyoo33]

ya moose tracks

[thefunkisstrong]

8:16 he walked into that one :P

[TreyFriend]

omg my underwear is light blue too! haha light blue boxerbriefs by hanes! :D

[NeXTNXGAMING]

what would you do if you're youtube account got deleted??

[MrBjamin96]

question for next R.F.L.Q.A.E.

How long have u and David known each other?

[flippinfrogie101]

on your wall of stuff, i notice a green flipper. where is the other flipper? question for next R.F.L.R.Q.A.E. video

[b8ee1]

dan is awesome

[TheFilmMaster]

VIVA LA ENGLAND!!

Robert

[belaskuezz]

love the PORTLAND tee!

[belaskuezz]

i save nick. joe, and kevin.

lol :)

[MagicRos3s]

under wear question at 3:41 ish mine <333333333333333

[nizzy360]

tamadoes are fruite bacouse they have seeds inside them

[rotnakleugim]

If I were trying to stab yu with a razor blade splastic spork, what would you do?

[to4twentyfour]

NICE MENTAL MATH!! lol i woulda been like screw that...next question!

[ShelbyJDavidson]

yeahh drowning is a bad way to die.. trust me.. it almost happened to me:[

[jetbird1993]

No one wants to hear about your problems

[boygenius12]

that was my question

[Frowgboy1]

like oh em ge, gerald is on of my favorite names to!!! that and jeffrey

[QwertyMcFredRules]

Dan Brown doesn't believe in gooooooood?

[coastykid95]

"What do you do when you're bored?"

"Jerk off."

-FACEPALM-

[Noodle23x]

If there was a god, do you think it would be female or male?

[RischelBoy]

A very super hot, spicy, perfect propotioned,

CHICKEN SANDWICH!

God is a chicken sandwich^^

[danieldjr412]

Hellz. Yeah.

[reycielovesyou]

what three people would you save?

nick.. joe... and kevin.

:D

SAME! lol

[hyunwoo0124]

"What's the craziest you want to do, but afraid to do it?" : "Your Mother."

-SLAP-

[fatassiceland]

clitoris?

[assbandit101]

i dislike david

[michaelkay]

yep yep

[turtlemonkey7]

dude i collect plastic spoons to. but i only collect cool looking spoons

[TheCupcakewar]

your Mom jokes are actually pretty bad, Dan, but for some reason you're still a badass.

[shadowknightDD]

Nice video!

[bubbajimmy8]

PANCAKES!

[dragonfable17]

GERALD!

[wdm2112]

Dan Brown is a sex goddess.

[turtlemonkey7]

goddess???????????

[stilldead071]

5 stars for the creepy caterpillar thing XD

[SephirothBurger]

FUCKING BITCH. i thought i came up with the gerald thing.

[xboxnissan]

Dan I was wondering how much time did it took to make the youtubebilionaire?

[helivesheloves72]

im taller than Dan :)

[missmariahh12345]

Everythings name will be gerald :)

[swimmergirl1989]

I'm not sure I'd appreciate my boyfriend marrying a different girl ;)

But his huge forehead is adorable, isn't it?? =P

[aotsgirl522]

Blue Man Group = awesomeness!!!

[juniorMilenko]

dan, if u ever get pregnant, can i visit u in disney? cuz the 1st man to get preggo gets disneyland

[Emberstar26]

Could you beat up Chuck Norris?

[SpyGuyPers]

No one can beat up Chuck Norris!!

[C4Berry]

Dan can.

Lolrhyme

[Emberstar26]

I bet Dan could...

[killtimekickingcans]

Hey man here's a question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[nomickok]

to get your mom:P

[urpwnned]

lol

[76spankmad]

if i knocked you up danny boy, you would be getting an abortion.

[peterson43baller]

you are the best dan if you watch my vids i would be extremely happy and please leave a comment

[BenKoppl]

c'mon dan, drowning is your least favorite way to die? no creativity! personally I think the worst would be getting your eyelids cut off and being buried up to your neck in a red anthill in the desert so you would have to stare at the sun for three days straight untill you died of thirst. oh, and to add insult to injury you might have to be surrounded by all your least favorite teachers from elementary school, who would point, laugh, and dock points from your grade. Other than that, good episode

[pete667]

Does anyone else think David looks a little bit like Jimmy Carter?

[nomickok]

hmmm...yeah i think so:/

[ColeVanNocker]

I made sporks

[otterpopsarehot]

Haha when he asked you what you do in your spare time, you immediately say jerk off. You're awesome xD

[robotpanda44]

hi five for liking otter pops!

[otterpopsarehot]

Whoo! *high five*

And btw Dan, I saw a guy that looked exactly like you in Target today, except I live in California and his facial expression made him look like an ax murderer. :D

[spreckles3]

Lol my question is @ 7:55

[RoyalBlueBlood]

what is Waterboaring??

[godchanel]

Its a torture technique the US use against suspected terrorists which simulates them drowning and makes them feel like they are dying.

[crunchdoggie]

Ha!! You collect spoons too! I'm not crazy!!!!

[brandonplaysguitar16]

yeah...you are ;)

[shariar1995]

hey whats up i collect spoons too

[dragondevel5]

I collect sporks.

[barn0n3]

I eat sporks.

[snorlax42]

Woo! Answered my question! Great episode Mr. Brown!

[workitlikeitsfitness]

i'm constantly saying momma jokes. my managers at work hear nothing else. hah.

[sprtn117c]

9:35 should have said "Your mom" :P

[ben4jerry]

i have a question,.....would you have sex with ur fans??

[bmar4212]

you are so awsome

[Rolletti21]

Dan you so rock

[HepheistoBD]

awesome episode^^

your mum is so fat if she walkes in front of the tv you miss the whole lord of the rings triology

[SaturdayNightVideos]

Would you kill me for a million dollars?

[MovieFinatic456]

If you could be any alien race from Star Trek (the original, TNG, DS9, Voyager and/or Enterprise), who would it be and why.

[Aa985]

u had 13 minutes its only allowed for 10 mins how did u do tht?

[lil3nicky3]

If you could go back in time, would you go to Woodstock???

[nrscmdvz]

Keep David! This is very important! Keep David!

[TheBritbomb]

that was awesome. I just found your channel, actually it was because I searched rubik cube solved haha so thanks for that! but this was very entertaining so I subscribed! yay!

[haggistheman1525]

That's exactly how I found it ha ha ha ha ha

[laol1999]

chuck norris and wolverene would definatly win

[thetatoo]

i definetly agree with dan because bruce lee is better at karate then chuck norris and would wup his ass and superman would win against superman cause supermans invincible and wolverine doesnt carry around criptonite so i think bruce lee and superman would win

[devilsdoor4537]

1. Did you every thought of killing some one? for no reason...

2. Who was you first subscriber.

3. Do you watch anime?

[radon210]

Do you run?

[eliz108]

I just spent the night in Lincoln on my way to Colorado this past week and I thought of you. ^_^ Oh and have fun/good luck for when you go back to school!

[wiithekids]

hey dan. I gots some questions that seem to be too late for the episode..... anyways

who/what do you prefer:

1.mario or luigi?

2.australia or canada?

3.kirby or pikachu?

4.altoids or tic-tacs?

5.globes or maps?

6.reading or math?

7.folders or binders? k.  (anyone can answer, really)

[littleconvesefan]

1.luigi

2.australia (cuz of surfing and coalas, no offence to canadians ololo)

3.pikachu

4.maps

6.both. i'm a nerd xD

7.folders

sorry m8, i was rly bored and i liked the questions :))

[wiithekids]

im a little late for a reply.....anyways:

no prob, i even said that anyone could answer.

btw: u skipped the "altoids/tic-tacs" question. (on purpose?)

[cheffette22]

Dan is really cute haha

[goddessofallmusic]

no the most random thing that came out of his closet is.... him. haha.

[PeaceLoveAndMax]

Blueberry flavored chips? Your kidding me...

[ggmann13]

lol at 2:07 what would u name it? hes like uhh gerrold duh like its obvious lol the facial expression is priceless!!

[skygirlmel]

What was your worst date ever??

[ReadingIsForQueers]

i collect plastic spoons too!!!

[SachikoSCB]

you are freakin awesome man

[inuasha880]

dan brown because i can't go to where you live can you come to my house?

[SachikoSCB]

WAHH! okay ill hug you!

[hyeji1203]

My Viewers~~~~ Awesome!!!

[KH3fan101]

How many northpoles are there and which one actually has santa claus?

[xDimitriusx]

did you watch those porn vids and jerk off to them? O.o Lmfao