Craig Ferguson Stand up Just For Laughs 2008

[Tangly]

I come here so that I can hear Craig swear.

[MrBravo048]

haha same



[BobFromFukataney]

it just never gets old

[TheMerseycop]

his accent has really changed since his younger days on stand up, he had a proper scot accent back in the day

[beatlesastar]

NAZIS used drugs on prisoners, did they?

They starved, raped, boys and girls, didn't they?

The Nazis modeled this illegal behavior with the aid of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CORPORATION genecidal (sp) policies targeted against the American Indians. The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA exterminated many tribes in the lands of American Indians.

[TomFynn]

@beatlesastar Hop over to Walmart, they have tin-foil hats on offer.

[beatlesastar]

@TomFynn

Wal Mart?!

I heard some people call that place The REDNECKS' SHOPPING MALL.

[iluvrandomnames]

@TomFynn you made me lol just as much as this video did, good job :D

[amerskos]

@beatlesastar Calm down.

[beatlesastar]

@amerskos

why?

[amerskos]

@beatlesastar Don't want you to give yourself a hernia.

[EvilE208]

representin the UK ,,,,HAHAHAHA

[jperline]

Bob Ross at 4:13

[IOS123]

I think his accent is more defined here. Which is lovely!

[JuliaHdrawings]

I'm Dutch, may not understand the 'scottish/english humor' but god, I laughed my ass off! That man is a genious.

[curiousgangsta]

Best first 24 seconds of any video on youtube

[PandaplusMochi]

Only 49? Funny guy, but some of the craziest eyes and already gone mad faces I have ever seen. Keep us laughing in California.

[sparkkle2]

I get up to turn on a light, and then he says 'DA PLANE DA PLANE' and I had to stop to double over from that shit.

[chocchipfox]

Is it just me, or does he get hotter as he gets older?...

[Swenglish]

@chocchipfox He certainly gets funnier and more likable. Comparing his early work to this or the LLS is like looking at two different people, one of which shows potential but drowns in his attempts at forcing an edgy stage persona and the other of which is Craig Ferguson. He's kind of gone from trying too hard to seem like he wasn't giving a fuck, to truly not giving a fuck. A growth which has definitely worked in his favor.

[HawkeyeDrifter]

4:14 Bob Ross?

[Abnormalproductions2]

I saw him this year

[shinningneverwhy]

oh my god it's so funny

[mikedrud]

"Doctors go to college... actors go to rehab."

So, so true.

[angileka1987]

Craig is really angry here, kinda of sexy ; )

[NekoProductionCorps]

I laughed so hard at this that I started to tear up XD

[forshizzlemywizzle]

He gets better looking as he gets older. It's brilliant.

[doggbrown1]

is that rvd(rob van damn) from wrestling? lol

[moviebuff383]

lol@ tom cruise ..lol

[Zoroastrianistic]

Worst stand up ever

[grant1133]

wow , what a huge fucking rip off of billy connoly.

His whole delivery style , his use of the F word for extra effect and his little stories....its the exact same. No wonder he decided to leave the UK to perform this shite , it's already been done here.

[guitarherolegend55]

@grant1133 dude you just described all stand up comedians... ever

[TheFred3733]

@grant1133 Do you mean a rip off of his friend Billy Connolly? Or maybe of his friend Robin Williams? Or maybe of his friend Denis Leary? Or his friend Eddie Izzard? etc. Perhaps they all have similiar styles because Billy Connelly was a pioneer in that style of comedy. All music that sounds like rap isn't a rip-off of one artist; all post modern art is not a rip off of one artist. FYI: He decided to come to the US when he was 13; but you'll think (?) what you like. We'll keep him!

[ActuallyLiam]

@grant1133 Is it because they're both Scottish. Maybe that's the reason for delivery.

[RushDaTeez]

Of course its not australien, theres a black guy

[Jillywinkles12]

Ha I think he was nervous, he's rather more angry and excited than usual

[MoralDilemmas]

This is weird, the announcer is Paul McDermott, an australian comedian, who does not host Just for Laughs Montreal......

[MoralDilemmas]

This is def not just for laughs. The announcer is Paul McDermott and you can see Chanel ten in the corner. Just for Laughs is canadian, not australian

[MoralDilemmas]

@outatime121 Thank you for not being a dick about your answer. Unlike that other guy.

[rico3269]

@MoralDilemmas Are you blind or stupid ??? There's a panel of the Just for Laughs MONTREAL festival in the back of the stage.

They've aired that show on Australian TV as well on channel 10, duh!!.

[MoralDilemmas]

@rico3269 I hope you're Australian.

[crazypicturelady]

12 ft of crazy in a 4ft man. Wow he just described my brother.

[funandeducation]

I'm gonna see him on Monday in studio. I love Craig. I'd love to see him do 90 minutes of stand-up.

[littledebbie187]

HAPPY 49TH BIRTHDAY, CRAIG FERGUSON, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!

[MusiqueEstLaVi]

4:14 = bob ross

[kayakman03]

the apex of success and crazy, shining like a beacon of lunicy through out the world. is now CHARLIE SHEEN!!

[michdo23]

Hop! You BASTARD . i laughed my ass off

[BlueSilverStars]

Hey pal that crutch is just a crutch! LOL

[styxfreak]

matt, AHAHAHA, no matt, AHAHAHHAAH

[happyatlast1]

He has breathed life back into my lungs. He's brought me back from the dead! Laughter is the best medicine-and he is the best!

[Jahkayhla]

Is it just me or does that white guy two people behind the black guy at 4:00 look like Ben Stiller?

[SchoolyardKiller]

@Jahkayhla Haha! Yes, he does indeed! But Ben Stiller's nose isn't that big. But other than that, they look incredibly alike!

[e1kie]

@Jahkayhla that is definitely not ben stiller they dont look a thing alike

[jek21]

His Tom Cruise laugh is spot on.

[MegaLiePie]

I mean 4:14

[MegaLiePie]

#t=4m14s Bob Ross enjoys the comedy of Craig Ferguson.

[ValkyrieDude7070]

this dude looks like george clooney

[punkcat77]

Hahaha - 'That is 12-foot of crazy in a 4-foot man'! Saw this on TV a few years ago, still remember that line! Gold. And love the 'shining beacon of lunacy' too. So true.

[dudette3764]

Why do i always make the mistake of reading the comments while i wait for the show to load... damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it

[vickyanish]

@dudette3764 Get a high speed connection Problem solved

[Scrumxxx]

@dudette3764 get better internet you wont have to wait for the video to load

[CriticalListener]

I like this man better all the time! Not only is he funny, he is insightfully so. Thanks for posting this.

[brackenan]

"It's not like you go, 'Ooooh! I'm really sad!' and then your ass falls off!!" lmao!! Best random line I've ever heard!

[alphaozzman]

I love Craig. His live act TOTALLY changed, if you've seen his earlier shit. He was, in fact, a bumbling drunk back when, and really you couldn't hear half the fuckin things he said, and the other half wasn't that funny. Either way, I'm celebrating, because he is by far one of the best now. Kick the drugs and you're on your way, this proves it.

[canadianmapleleaf31]

Thanks for posting, I watch his show and have never seen him do stand up. It is funny to hear him swear without it being censored like television.

[icosmini]

Great stuff...reminds me of Chris Rock

[roseatvirginia]

"HOP YA BASTARD!!!!!" :D:D:D

[813impulse90]

Craig Ferguson is absolutely hilarious! He's almost like a Scottish version of Robin Williams. Craig Ferguson is apparently so popular and funny that even Bob Ross was in attendance (4:14). :P

[OnThatPowder]

he's a fuckin NUT!  hahah awesome

[Dekker451]

"I used to love Tom. We all loed Tom. He was great when he was sliding around in his underwear and all 'you can't handle the truth' and everythin'. Now he's gone BATSHIT!"

[shiftlulz]

This is like my 24th time watching this... still damn funny

[XMisterXPumpkinX]

He made me laugh so hard I swallowed my spit and started choking on it. And then I had to pause the video because I started coughing really bad... X333 He's so funny!

[theswoogie]

He's talking about Tom Cruise, who is short, I think he says, "twelve foot of crazy in a four foot man".

[nickyjayyyofficial]

whassacominago

[theswoogie]

Twelve foot of crazy in a four foot man!

[santajimi]

@theswoogie  Is it twelve foot of crazy in a four foot man or twelve foot of crazy and a four foot mad? I cant really hear exactly what he says.

[SueMe93]

thumbs up if u felt like clapping when he said 21 years ago he started in that same building!!!!!

[manatsunoshi]

he's brilliant 

[BlueSilverStars]

God I love you Craig. XD

[HawkeyeDrifter]

HOP YA BASTARD!

[LilacLuna23]

" . . . it's masking your one-leggedness"

"Actors should shut the #$%& up about things they know nothing about"

Oh my gosh, all of this and so much more is why I just love this guy! Plus, his laugh is absolutely adorable. :)

[em420jb08]

people miss type all the time lay off just cos she spelled it wrong on the keyboard doesn't mean she doesn't know how to spell

[ItchyGuy87]

Bob Ross at 4:14

[dhruv494]

@ItchyGuy87 i dont get it

[ItchyGuy87]

@dhruv494 Oh the dude in the audience just looks like the painter, Bob Ross. Do a google image search for Bob Ross.

[Ingerztyle]

LOL this is awesome

[hAAm208]

"OOOO I feel sad and your Ass Falls Off " xD hahahhaha

[aceshigh7]

Always been a LLS fan, never seen his standup- amazing!

[krusader85]

Craig's awesome

[ItchyGuy87]

This bit was bit George Carlin-esque...

[Xtina018]

Oh, my gosh... THE TOM CRUISE LAUGH! ♥

"The plane, the plane..." ^_^

[kitskivich]

"Hop, you bastard."

[hexagonisaurus]

"The symptoms of depression IS depression! It's not a symptom of something else! It's not like you go, 'Ooh, I feel really sad,' and then your ass falls off!"

Brilliant.

[crumbyvids]

Depression goes much deeper than the symptoms

[softlyserenademe]

I love him he's so hilarious!

[sp1d3man]

he lost his scottish accent and became and anglo american yuppie

[umumum1]

@sp1d3man he still has his accent. people here were retardedly complaining that they couldn't understand him. he purposefully changes the way he sounds for the audience now. his accent is actually still very strong. watered down a little bit, but it tends to happen to everyone who lives here for as long as he has.

[crazypianolady]

@sp1d3man He just does it for the audience, same as if I (yorkshire accent) go down south, I try to speak with less of an accent so they can understand me better! David Tennant did it for Dr Who, even Jonathan Ross emphasises his Ws instead of Rs for the tv audience. I'm so glad he went across the pond 'cause look at him now!

[LyricsThatFly]

HAHahhaahahhahahahhahahahahah

[DonnaHx007RRSSG]

Man I love it when he cuzzzzzes man. It's amazing xD

[euginam91]

he started his career at the st.denis theater?... I wish i was there for this... I'm going to my first montreal just for laughs festival this summer

[Unitronus]

My god, he's sober!

[TheMetalgod777]

i love his show soo funny

[kaylabbrown]

I met him once, i touched him for luck, he chased me for like five blocks!!!!!!!!

[revan795]

im glad to be part of his robot skeleton army!

[twiggy885]

"doing stuff with sheep" nice :D

[Seston]

wow, i had no idea he did stand-up while hes drunk

[U2Chick]

@Seston Seriously? You know he's been sober for more than 18 years, right?

[proudwitch33]

i love you craig!

[independentlady32]

"actors should shut the fuck up about stuff they know nothing about!"...thank you Craig

[19nimrod93]

His persona here is a wee bit like a Scottish Bernard Black.

[yyhlover]

@19nimrod93 Can't really say that,but they're both on some level of loud craziness. I love them both.

[shaun4000uk]

@19nimrod93 definitely, Just a teetotal version

[kaylabbrown]

"It's not like 'ooh i feel really sad' and then your ass falls off'"

[AdonijahAvenged]

Was that bob ross in the audience @ 4:14?

[krusader85]

Craig's a comic genius

[ttobin23]

Fuccking wicket! ;)

[Candyliz2003]

Craig is maahveluss!  His book "American on Purpose" is pretty good too!

The more I listen to him the handsomer he becomes!

[superjay42]

Wow, this is crazy... really just 2 years ago?? His stand up must be completely different than his hosting on LLS.

[davidschurch]

i like watching his show the late late show

[FlowerChild1996]

he is so funny! i've never seen his stand up, and yeah...he is pretty CRAZY. we're talkin like, physco,,, but its funny!

its weird to hear him say the f word without the "ooh la la" covering it :p

[sora898]

@FlowerChild1996 i love the ooh la la that covers it up its great

[ItchyGuy87]

@FlowerChild1996 Why does everyone think "psycho" is spelled "physco"? Sound it out...

[FlowerChild1996]

@ItchyGuy87 I CARE 

[ItchyGuy87]

@FlowerChild1996 I know, I know. I'm a dick. But seriously...I know how to spell something and you don't. Don't you want people to tell you how things are spelled?

[FlowerChild1996]

@ItchyGuy87 Umm noooo, who would want that?? go away XD

[ItchyGuy87]

@FlowerChild1996 I would. People who want to spell things correctly would. Sorry if I'm invading your personal space...

[lorDUpor]

@FlowerChild1996 AHAHAA I was thinking the exact same thing

[EfnSco]

@FlowerChild1996

What's physco? Like crazy, but really in shape?

(PS, I know it's a typo. But it's a bad typo. I await your letters...)

[wowhours]

@FlowerChild1996 lol hes got a bunch of different things now to cover it up, its kinda funny haha (:

[jmnicholas87]

As soon as he said crazy, right away my mind went to Tom Cruise and his stupid ass jumping up and down on that couch.

[tridentshafted]

same here, I totally I saw that coming. haha

[jayfail]

He's like matt matt

HAHAHAHA

doodleloodle doo

the plane the plane

LMFAO

[Rachy91]

I burst out laughing when he said that.

[CPDSAR]

loved he defended brooke shields!!

[TheComedyfan112862]

the tom cruise bit at the beginning was from the ending of his comedy special a wee bit o revolution.still really fuckin halarious though

[tbstrasser]

"Hop ya bastard!!!"

[XxXxMaDiSoNxXxX]

"The symptoms of depression are depression! it's not like your like ooh i feel really sad than your ass falls off!"

[fknbulletproof]

@XxXxMaDiSoNxXxX I love that part. I find it both sad and amusing that the most articulate and intelligent observations I have ever heard about my disease came from a professional comedian doing stand up!

[SimoneDonohue]

thank you so much for uploading this I've been looking for it for ages =]

[sweetsolitude99]

LMAO. "Doctors go to college, actors go to rehab."

So true. lol.

[theETOkid1]

That whole 'crutch' bit was awesome.

[JennylovesMJ]

BESTEST EVER!!!

MY FAVE!@

[BojanaX]

hahaha i love the opening 'if it wasn't for your bastards i could've been a fucking doctor by now' = briliant xD