Kool Keith - Dick Towel

[Tybagsftw]

Link to download plox. x D

[mikeyakubenko]

WOW..I think that's the best song I've ever herd.

[tetracatredoblehp]

1:08 fail

[fonkymaster]

WTF AM I WATCHING

[guavner]

love it!

[breaktothetop]

Nick Thoon is the man...

[MrZentastical]

0:28 there's big black shiny nipples

[TheCrispyDelicious]

I learned all of my dance moves from this video.

[YourZabbas]

Why doesn't kool keith have his own show on adult swim?

[IkeStirner]

@napaloo haha comrade , so true !!! I even STILL listen to all that stuff he done with ultramagnetic ... 4 horsemen (1993) my fave but also Critical Beatdown & Funk Your Head Up are still on my playlists :)

[willopi]

the greatest



[keton]

this is truly shit......

[drivepro]

ask colin powell

[Claytron830000000000]

@JEWTUBEpropaganda uh oh u better watch out for Dr. Dooom!!

[SmilingBread]

I like the part about the dick towel.

[ahrreabeah]

This video taught me how to read.

[sebastiam24]

Fuck yea... this jam is hard!

[Killerbrick]

Ok.. I"m a Kool Keith fan.. and this is some fucked up shyt!....LOL!

[dziendobry1]

only keith

[FreestyleFletcher]

Keith rocks. wear is the TIT TOWEL?????

[nigmazing99]

ha ha white man dick tiny!

[SubconsciousGatherer]

I must have missed it: What exactly is this song called? I don't think he ever mentions it in the lyrics.

[SushiGradeNarwhal]

How did I not know about this? I'm such a horrible Kool Keith fan!!! D:

[HKTeeVee]

hahaha whyyy aren't we allowed to look at titties? it' a dick towel, darnit!

[HolyChaoMu]

sunny and keith, fuck yeah!!!

[AmphibianTwin]

Howl like an owl!

[awanderingmadman]

that is a tit at 28 is it not? wont this get pulled?

[RhythmDroid]

Why does this not have more views!?

[eza1]

what albums this off

[FiswaT]

i need to buy me a dick towel

[bossanovafx]

Thank you, for that

[hugeackman]

have the brunette washed and brought to my tent.

[GaeaRage]

G..G..G..G..G..G..STRING

DICK TOWEL

[spankycorkforker]

hell yeah nick thune and always sunny comedy gold

[FortyOzSwilla]

WTF KEITH!

hahahahahaha

[DjDedan]

lol - this has to be a parody... funny shit tho... but i miss the days of ultramagnetics.

[adrock4]

He's come a long way from Dr. Octagonecologyst.

[fumunshu]

@adrock4 All things considered...not really

[esben6]

love it



[sneeb]

There isn't a man on earth that could have written a hotter dick towel jam.

[courtycarrots]

@sneeb you are so right. 

[TriztheEarthin]

He needs to be in an episode!

[MrSnip3rking]

i think 10 people missed the like button

[0thereaper0]

what a fuckin retarded clip

[TomStrong08]

"Use your towel, ask Colin Powell" hahaha

[bastry01]

I kind of wonder if a large amount of Kool Keiths output, especially in latter half of the last decade is released just to try to fuck with people.

does this song gain likeability from the fact that Kool Keith purposely released something so wack sounding that its therefore is considered good because its funny, or do some people genuinely feel that this is inherently good on some level?

[bastry01]

@bastry01 I can enjoy many of the more bizarre moments from Kool Keith's career, even including some of his more shock-value, fecal/weird-ass sexual shit from the lost masters, etc, mainly, because his flow and imagery were still spot-on, but this just sounds like a kinda lame wanna be viral video.

[MrJuannyd]

kool keith is the man. I'm gonna name my 1st kid kool keith, boy or girl

[jawsquid]

eight people mistakenly navigated to this video when their cats stepped awkwardly on the mouse button; then, through sheer perplexity (and possibly disgust), these eight people hit the thumbs-down. s the only logical splanation

[d2thh725]

@jawsquid cats arent even real

[rosewood604]

he probably wrote this in 10 minutes. KK > the rest. so simple yet so sick. long live the master of rapping

[GaeaRage]

I assume Kool Keith was payed entirely in Dick Towels for this video.

[RickyPayaso]

:)))  Howl like an owl....Dress like a model...

[Staalstraal]

can still hardly comprehend this exists

[tyrannosurusrex]

hey keith... ya need to clip ya fingernails man.

[wuwindz]

kool keith is an "it's always sunny..." fan.

[Dudemag]

fucking BAD ASS

[ravenmcgrath]

NOW WAYYYY

[FortyOzSwilla]

This video is weird man, even by Keith standards

[beforetheexam]

@FortyOzSwilla then you don't know kool keith, playa

[FreshWhiteBread]

WTF are those dicks swimming. XD

[moshinjmusic]

How can u get better then Kool Keith and Collin Powell in the same video!

[critopams]

"Watch me squirt out on your mind..."

Awesome! Kool Keith is a freaking genius.

I think it's funny when people try to make a joke of what he does, not realizing they're the ones being made fun of.

[cri7ica1]

What is this I can't even..

[chrometooth]

grandfathergreenbaks got called out on being gay. hilarious.

[skarbux]

wow

[djlyric]

yo this nigga got to get the old beats back and rap about real stuff not dick towels lol althow its funny as hell

[nemesis700]

this video needs blacker feminine asses

[GrandFatherGreenbaks]

Keith, call me... i got a dope little summer shack in Malibu. You got to check it.

[nemesis700]

yo greenback. youre a homosexual nowadays?

[12GaugeLosAngeles]

towel cost too much.. this video is the SHIT!

[ptm127]

@12GaugeLosAngeles yea seriously...19.95 plus 7 dollars shipping and handling....its a towel for christ's sake!!...oh well...still love my always sunny

[TheMichiganStatement]

this the greatest thing ever

[AKADZASTER]

always puts a smile on my face....thx i cant wait to see kieths next video

[ilstadas112]

WTF? this is so burnt

[ActionAfro]

Something that combines my love for Always Sunny with my love for Kool Keith. This blew my mind.

[Marioow]

phew... at first i really thought this was serious...

[sublizzel]

Get that "Meow!"

[poopchutesally]

i love how kool keith just walks in and shove that vhs tape in like it aint no thing

[shecamealong]

greatest ever.

[rapsody]

puts all comedy rap to shame.

[AstroBlackk]

Love Kool Keith definitely gonna check out this show now

@gannon4470 you ever seen the Handsome Boy Modeling School promo? Dan doesn't take himself that seriously either. Nobody's "riding dick" here, low-brow/potty humor is a big part of Keith's persona to begin with.

Also,

DICK

DICK TOWEL

[jeffjeffreyjefferson]

I can't believe he's already 45 y.o.

[GANDHITRON]

KOOL KElTH = LEGEND

[TyrantsAndPatriots]

@GANDHITRON get out of here troll

[getmeajuiceboxyouho]

Not Keith's best song, but it's obvious it was just a fun promotion. Everyone made money, it was easy and they had a laugh.

[budbluhm]

this was stolen from "its always sunny in philidelphia"!!!

[Leezzyy]

@budbluhm This was FOR it's always sunny in philly.. Read the discription

[napaloo]

kool keith is AWESOM!

so kool that i STILL listen to Black Elvis (from 1998).

[orasis]

@napaloo

You know what's funny about that... most of Keith's shit still sounds relevant and good today... the same cannot be said for most rap of that same time.

[Claytron830000000000]

@napaloo well why not? hes got over 50 albums, hes dope

[gannon4470]

stop ridding dick (no pun intended) this shit was trash, coming from a dude that has worked with dan the automator i would exspect more, this shit looks and sounds like it was done by Tim & Erick for the adult swim, if thats the case then i will let it slide

[hyzterik]

it was for the tv show its always sunny in philadelphia which is all about absurd humor. so yes, this was a joke for a tv show.

[nemesis700]

keith actually directed a song at you called 'the forum'

[Skeugh]

LOL

[TroubledMindzPosse]

Ask colin powell hahaha

good shit from the Dr.

[BenjaminKatzVideos]

Holy shit this is amazing

[Aangs112]

pause at :27

[DS3M]

Kool Keith is the man, no questions asked.

[rayoboxing]

pastel, a empeorado mazo, el estilo de antes muy real no mariconadas de estas, estilo EMINEM, no me gusta nada, ke vuelva DR.OCTAGON, o cuando era de los ULTRAMAGNETIC MC

[Beijing4Life]

.........

[BlessYaLife]

hahahahahahahahahah

[gofaqyosef]

only keith..

[kennyconga]

it's like mahogany!

[chepe371]

amazing

[Spec7ral]

A match made in heaven. Or maybe Philadelphia.

[visokis]

what the fuck with the producer....???

[NullusSomnus]

I'd recognize Nick Thune anywhere. 5/5

[gnarlymustache]

COCKTOPUS!

[Chonson]

Egg.

[xxxeroxed]

get that pussy!

[n1ckthirt13n]

awesome.

[uchewbb]

Black Elvis.

lulz

[Complics00]

yeaaaaah

[legr8est1234]

Even though the video isn't that funny, I 5-stared it just because it's a tribute of sorts to a very funny show.

I just hope it doesn't get flagged and removed.

[HiroKawazu]

ROFL!! I need to buy one of theese >_>:

[angisonfire]

shit yeah

[jay505578]

lol

[surfcal]

awesome...funny...functional..­.sexual

[Fuplancac]

Hahahaha

[kidkebec]

dick towel!!

[tinata12]

Haha nice!