CRIMINAL CHARGES WARRANTED FOR MW2 CAMPERS

[DanSVT03]

This guy is the very reason I enjoy camping on MW2. "You camp because you suck at the game." Well, you'd be right about that. I sure as hell don't have the time to "get good" at it. And since MW2 is pretty much infested with grenade throwing wanna be commandos, I chose to camp, seeing how it works, and seeing how that's the way real combat works. I know plenty of you have no idea what "using cover" is, but it's a great way to not die. All you wanna be grenade throwing commandos can suck a dick.

[MrTheBaus]

Second Chance, Heartbeat Sensor, Claymore camper, ghost pro camper, noob tube oneman army, Automatic felony.

[xxunclekamperxx]

Hey Jethro, I am the dood sitting in the corner with the Heartbeat sensor waiting for your DUMASS to walk in hahahahaha......Everytime you hear EMERGENCY AIRDROP....look for my name in the upper right of your screen

[xxunclekamperxx]

Im surprised your mother lets you keep all that cardbord in her basement.....

[ShikDiavolo]

"judicicating" lol

[Searcheur]

1:13 i thought you were gonna say SUCK MY DICK

[ShikDiavolo]

I want you to add the prohibition of the use of:

-Stopping Power (except on snipers)

-Aim assist on snipers

-Commando

-Danger Close

[Allistar123]

@ShikDiavolo why stopping power? stopping power basically removed ghost from the game (well cold-blooded)

[ShiZno360]

the sad thing is all sensible gamers would report camping kids but the camping kids would report everyone in the game that kills them ;(

[NickzCB]

@ShiZno360 IW/Activision will review the gameplay to see if they're camping/cheating so no need to worry.

[bionicgamer98]

Nice bent table

[miguelangelv7]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[SteelFangedKing]

Policeman 1: "So the usual patrol I assume?"

Policeman 2: "Nah, we got a big 12-4 Camping in progress, fire up the roof."

[lowlifelyric1]

173 people are bitch campers

[vipacer]

Headhunter004, your a fucking little bitch kid dumbass, get off your mommys computer, and go put your nose in a corner and let your daddy finish raping you

[vipacer]

Headhunter004, your a fucking dumbass, get off your mommys computer, and go put your nose in a corner and let your daddy finish raping you

[Headhunter004]

Actually, I think the punishment should be something like this...

1st offense: 1 week suspension from online play

2nd offense: 7-10 days in county jail

3rd offense: life in federal "pound me in the ass" prison without eligibility for parole, EVER (hey MW2 campers, be sure to say "hi" to Bubba for me!)

[TheDarkness145]

he sounds like john cena

[recyclops99]

I <3 CAMPING :D

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@recyclops99 then go fuckself

[recyclops99]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 You mad Bro. man up and stop bitching about how people play the game.

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@recyclops99 lol u play the game ??? the game playing u, u shit yourself when u walk out the field because u fear i might lose ur killstreak LMFAO HAHAHA, get a life u camping rat

[recyclops99]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 No my killstreaks are always spyplane, counter, and blackbird, or harriers if it's mw2. I don't think killstreaks are fun, they take away from the player vs player action. and further more, i dont corner camp, i play defense. there is a difference between corner camping and playing defense. But MOST of the time i rush.

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@recyclops99 well the nice thing to hear is you rush sometimes which make you half camper, half rusher, defense like what ?? siting down and wwaiting for people to pass by while u shoot em ??? u call that fun lol

???

[recyclops99]

@TeChNiQuEVx6 just as fun as rushing, its not like im standing still just staying in a givin area. i just hate when people bitch about camping or commando or quick-scoping or whatever because. grenade > camper, shotgun > commando, and smg > quick-scoping. just change your play style to beat em, it's that simple. no need to complain.

[TeChNiQuEVx6]

@recyclops99 i get know what u mean but the commando shit is OP (overpowered), when i wanna shoot him ass and he running at me, he like 100 yards away and still knifes me -_-, from long distance it works but short distance i never have a chance

[xShadyx420x]

COUNTY INMATE:hey buddy what u in for?

CAMPER: i camped in modern warfare 2

COUNTY INMATE:whats modern warfare 2?

CAMPER: a video game

COUNTY INMATE: u dumbass

[stevewhu]

beast!

[slimshady197825]

i totally remember this guy!lol

[bgggbb]

Fuck all you campin bitches!!

[100JamesX]

"7-10 stay in your local county lockup facility" #FTW

[TheTrainsAge]

Good shit bro!!

[masterbrice]

7 to 10 days in your county lock up. Oh man! lol.

[Andrius0517]

whats wrong with him ? i think he got crazyu for playing games all night and all day

[89Kele]

@Andrius0517 It's all great acting and entertainment.

[folic0acid]

this guy needs to get over it

[clevelandtyler2]

@folic0acid its an act u havent watched many of his videos have u?

[Retribution077]

Omg it's pretty damn fucking obvious elpresador is joking.

[xDxMacx77x]

you cant be serious

[charnwooddude]

im 15 and i hate campers but u taje this to seriously even for a jok :$ yiu are physically older than me but mentally younger :! i think u should get kiked of ! :L

[agcalifilms]

Wait this is a joke. Pretty funny though

[Rekecko14]

At 4:06, 2 Laws, 3 Fingers.

[christiansarao1]

That chair looks comfy :)

[cod5fan12]

How bout if u camp for 30 sec u get kicked out of the game unless ur using gunship or chopper gunner. Other then that if u camp u get kick out of the game

[TheVerbalAxiom]

@cod5fan12 That's what I've been thinking for a while, but I don't think Treyarch or Infinity Ward would even bother.

[254librado]

"get me dat fukin water" LOL

[RipperRapperofficial]

@ELPRESADOR dude chill out alright its just a fucking game lol seriously you sound like a fuckin two year old, whining how old are you like 49 or something like idk dont care, but dude its a fuckin game have fun with it, its not the end of the world to get killed by a fucking camper, im not sayin i am a camper i just sick of people fuckin whining about them like fuckin grow up their going to camp no matter what you cant do anything about it, this goes for every Call Of Duty fan

[MuffedMuffins]

@RipperRapperofficial And you say he is the two year old yet you are the one who is incapable of seeing that this is all an act and a joke... God damned retard.

[the7thchambers]

Why you wearing a wool hat indoors? So funny

[SharinganM21]

can we kill them(in reality)?

or is that too far?

:P

[roofermike2007]

lol dude, you're crazy! You crack me up. I hate campers too and I get heated like that too. I'm glad I'm too lazy to pull out a camera!

[superbeastmode20ify]

I like Campers getting suspended!!! But really though, going to jail over a video game??????????

[iMMACULATEatSHiT]

this dude needs to relax.. they just need to kick you from a game in your in the same area for to long.. this equals camping solved.

[JohnMarsto2011]

For your own sake I hope you are joking

[SeducemeHard]

honestly officer i moved from this building to that building for my nuke, i didnt camp!

[killahkazi]

just use ninja faggot

[TheJck2116]

OH yeah i hate campers with heartbeat sensors so much

[Lazahel]

you look like a geek iraq veteran hahahaha

[j0zzz]

Here comes a question, why is there games ? - So people can have fun, not be terrorized. There would be no gamers online, if they could go to jail for it.

[luisespinoza1990]

just bcuz he cant camp doesnt mean he should want psn and live to suspend people that can camp

[UniqeTeckNique]

@luisespinoza1990 shut up camper

[bgggbb]

@UniqeTeckNique Yeah shut up campussy!!! hate campers.

[luisespinoza1990]

this guys is fucking retarded he wants to get people suspended from online for camping this guys is stupid its a fucking game people can do what ever they want in a game

[Curtains1337]

the heartbeat sensor doesnt sense heartbeats it senses heat

[pumter]

illegal camping, lol.

[Brotherofsteelify]

Coo coo, coo coo, no judge will aprove that xD, thats just funny no one will pass that law :P

[martzp1]

lol keep pressing 1,4, or 6 in the video lol

[RozzaMazza]

Couldn't agree more, Long live Elpresador!!

[MRBAZINGA314]

obviously the 165 ppl that hated this vid are campers.

[Iam2strong123]

Campers ruin the game period..

[CyberDem0ns]

jesus people the guy put this up as a joke why are you people taking this seriously

[vipacer]

dude you fucking low life mother fucker. a law that players cant camp?? wtf. dude you stupid ass mother fucker. how old are you??? grow the fuck up get a life get a job. you really think "house of representatives" will take you seriously. you fucking joke. are you married? you got kids??? get your lazy ass off the game and go play catch with your kid or something. the game is fun and all....but you take this shit way out of control you dumbass freak. throw the mw2 game out it will do all a favor

[wdermid]

@vipacer He's payed to play games. I don't think that he means this seriously, I think he's just trying to entertain us. (Which he did for me)

[TheVerbalAxiom]

@vipacer If you take him seriously your an idiot. This video is for entertainment purposes.

[xCelticgx]

@vipacer your such an idiot lol

[VileVengeance]

@vipacer .....it's all a joke man.. if you didn't know

[Headhunter004]

@vipacer LMAO, you seriously can't tell that this is all a joke? Lighten up, it's called SATIRE!

And he has every right to be pissed off, campers pretty much fucking ruined this game. I honestly think a shit ton of people secretly got together before this game came out and told each other to start camping in every game they went in just to piss all the manly players off. These asshole campers need to be drug out into a field and shot, but not before being forced to swallow their own dicks.

[DonkeyDong156]

lol hes probably the biggest camper.  O and settle down, its just a video game hitla of mw2.

[VGAnxiety]

lol look at all these idiots failing to realise it's just a joke...the net is full of fuckin' morons

[MyNameIsMrW]

Right......

[JohnMarsto2011]

Dude your either joking or stupid thinking the state will arrest someone for owning you on a video game

[ipawnuhard]

lmao, i love the whole thing on the heartbeat camper, and when i say lmao i mean like rlly lmao-ing

[stephenTcartwright]

ninja, marathon, coldblooded, noobtube/shotgun. Anti camp class. :)

[monkeydust100]

angry man

[TheJewboy14]

164 people are campers

[KaptinFathead]

I love it when people over react about campers. You know where they're at, go get them. I have to say though, the heartbeat sensor was the dumbest thing they put on MW2.

[hemicuda123456]

just stop ur bitchen about whats better or whos better or whos camping for one snipers are campers they dnt move thats the whole point of them camping is actually a good stratagy u just wait for them and kill them so stop all the freakin bitching and whineing and get on with your pathetic life

[creditcard9]

they should get rid of clamores.

[Kingofphilly92]

i hate mw2 players complaining about campers its not cheatin its a strategy u can rack up points for ur team or urself wtf u think the spots r for everybody is a camper if ur using the sniper riffle which i no people that played online used it once u sat in a spot nd was snipin people and gettin points winning the game

[TenOneSixty]

i play halo, no campers there (except snipers)

[hemicuda123456]

@TenOneSixty theres no campers in halo what are u talkin about everyone does it

[jasada09]

i will be honest i camp sometimes but not in the corner with claymores i will stay in a room and cover an area. and then theres times where i want to run around so i do usually if im getting bad connections i will camp and cover an area on a good connection run n gun its impossible to run n gun on a bad connection but its more fun and rewarding when you dont camp.

[nickgeraci777]

that definatly should be a law campers just piss me off!!!!

[jgreen871]

why do u kids think he's serious i listen 2 this everytime i get pissed off at mw2

[goosemunky]

All you ever say is "I'm tired of these campers!" Well you know what? I'm sick of all your fucking bitching every day of the week. You're senile if you think you can really make laws like that. Camping is a form of gameplay, if you don't like it and it really bothers you THAT MUCH, don't play video games.

[5324er]

dude...seriously ur going to far. joking or not, if u think ur a really good player, u could kill a simple camper, bitch!!

[evomarroquin]

LMFAO!!!! dame bro u is crzy

[Codemonkey120]

it's just a fucking game get the fuck over it

[sambo112233]

WOW HOW SAD

[ICANCOUNTTOPATATO]

lol your 8up dude

[A7xfan2010]

I love this guy

[pumter]

lmao

[Slipknot575]

If you are caught Camping for the 20th time, then the Death Penalty comes in play.

[VGAnxiety]

dude , seriously, get into acting . go to holywood and sign up for comedy ffs . I laughed so hard i crapped my lungs out XD

[awesomeinny565]

use ninja u fat shit

[elkorso]

@awesomeinny565 Wow.

[ganonforce]

@awesomeinny565 nigger lover loves niggers.

[umbergerwill]

Lmfao nice

[dongrider]

i love u man

[THEUnknowneasy]

If camping was illegal ill be doing LIFE rIgHT NOW!!... my screen name is KINGCAMPER!!! with gorrilla KING emblem and with SPY gAME TITLE!!! and one of my class is pure grenade lancher class with close danger one shot killing every one... in close range maps... ahahahh !!! other is stealth every thing. silencer cold blooded... ninja marathon... cant be seen cant be touch!!! im like a shadow!!! last one to be alive in search n destroy.

[awesomeinny565]

@THEUnknowneasy CAMPING FTW

[VampiresBiteHard666]

i got a better idea 3rd offence is there banned from online play thet can sign in play only private matches

[bklynbarber]

you know these pussies you all campers are so fucin annoyin they know Im out there so they hide and I these are the things I say to them:

Need help building the campfire?

Want me to help you build that tent?

Want me to set another claymore right there just in case yours run out with all those people running by?

Need a coat? I heard it gets chilling in that 1 room you stay in.

thats why I message them to turn around then through a semtex up their ass. Campers BEWARE

[VampiresBiteHard666]

3rd offence should be they lose there ps3

[VampiresBiteHard666]

finally someone who wants these campers gone i have my share of campers i havent reported any yet i just sneak up behind them and end there killstreak and piss them off i like your video i hope every camper was watching man there screwed if there caught and they know it

[TehMoMoman]

u mad?

[eindara]

AHAHAHA THIS MAKES ME FUCKIN LMAO SO MUCH

[FlightMissions]

beast owner elpresador!!! BEST COMMENTARY ON YOUTUBE

[CoryJWise]

OMFG i love this guy!

[JacobH110]

@Kazuia20 if u dnt like it y u search it & who r u to tell sum1 to get a life ur on youtube searchin 4 mw2 vids

[Sillyjake86]

@Kazuia20 Lol, ok little kid with anger issues, your parents know you are using their computer? And like the song goes, "this house is protected by the lord, and a gun, if you show up uninvited, you may end up meeting both." The point I was trying to make, dumbass, was that to NOT camp, can be a learned possess, because some actually use guns for a living, and camping, in the real, is a real life strategy. Snipers are the most feared warriors out there for a reason, cuz you don't see them coming

[MrTenThirtyFive]

ELPRESADOR for president

[Sillyjake86]

I camp sometimes. Why? Because it's natural to me. Does that make me a coward? No. Because camping, and using stealth, is realistic. You can't run and gun in real life, because the human body only has so much energy. So people that camp, are most likely people who are in the military, people who play paint ball, and do real shit. But you can get away with run and gun on a FPS game, and it's more fun because you don't get tired. So just a different point of view is all.

[JaySeanDerulo1]

@Sillyjake86 its a virtual video game not real life, nerd

[Sillyjake86]

@JaySeanDerulo1 You guys really are dumb shits who can't read apparently.

[Sillyjake86]

Camping is annoying, but it's a legit strategy. There's those who run and gun, and those who use stealth. It depends what mood I'm in to where I'll run around, or go ninja on someone.

[MakeIt0rBreakIt]

people only camp cause there to pussy to come out and fight like REAL MEN! .. OR WOMEN! only ppl that should camp is snipers and if you wanna camp THEN GO BUY A TENT AND GO ACTUALLY CAMP (:

[luciousbbwkitty]

this guy is the truth!!! thats what it dose!!!! i cant stop crying lol!!!fuck u campers!!!

[BloodyHedShot]

shut up camping is a defensive game style so u can shut the fuck up

[TheVerbalAxiom]

@BloodyHedShot Nah it's just the pussiness in you and the rest of the cockroaches.

How do you pay $60 for a game just to be afraid of it?

[goryELITE]

@BloodyHedShot no its people who have have no skill

[shotty2222]

LOL pretty soon ppl are gonna start getting locked up 25+ for camping. 

[stevengood12]

theres not that much campers in mw2 i gotta say. at least not in psn

[BnBMultiMedia]

"What you in for?"

"Rape, what about you?"

"Camping in Modern Warfare 2"

[shotty2222]

@BnBMultiMedia LOL

[Gene1050]

@BnBMultiMedia i know how do you tell your cell mate that

[ModernWarfareMikey]

shut up

[ROBLOXCrazyMan]

DUDE, it's just a game, gosh those people are gonna think that it's stupid. Why would you go to jail by JUST PLAYING A GAME!? People on real war camp also! So stop making these videos.

[smortg]

@ROBLOXCrazyMan Ah, but you see people in real war have ONE REAL life.. THAT'S IT.. and this is for entertainment

[SkippyTheWonderPupet]

you said ILLEGAL camping, can we be issued camping permits? :P

[CallOfBooty4MW]

I hope you guys know this guy is joking... -_-

I think. :/

[cantryss]

Dude STFU and play some Bad Company 2 you can thank me later when your blood pressure returns to normal. IW got their money from you what do they care about your input.

[bAnGeDcLiEnT1]

Man you ps3 guys are lucky on mw2 we have those mother fucking 10 year old faggotts with their high voices and there aim bots and wall hacks fuck this im getting a ps3 lol

[armaniDrums1]

You are one of the worst MW2 players I have ever seen play, Why dont you do a private game with me and I will show your silly turd face up. loser.

[ThePinkFloyder1000]

@armaniDrums1

Why don't you learn the English language?

[armaniDrums1]

@ThePinkFloyder1000 Sure thing as soon as you learn English too.

[youarepigugly]

trey for life

[PS3Fan1992]

10 to 30 days in lock up xDD

[akaurfear]

use ninja pro stop complaining about the heart beat sensor stop using gay commando

[wriggleworm]

although the lockup part is a bit harsh. That 7 days ban is the best idea i've heard to deal with campers

[VGMIXER]

HOOORAH!!!! FUCK THE CAMPERS!!

[goskate77]

i hate campers but have no problem with heartbeats i just use ninja

[iiSup3rior]

Pedaphile-So what are you in for?

Camper-Camping in a video game you?

Pedaphile--Sits closer to the boy- Nothing outta the ordinary -Grins-

[PwntSidewaysx2]

seriously laws about camping? god dam he takes sh*t waay too seriously

[Rivalou96]

lol that would be funny if they had this law the prisions would be over flooded with campers

[youknoww91]

Ninja helps xD

[TD0g17]

wat u gotta do it go play hardcore than u will know y camping is so famous in games

[TyTaxiCab]

hahahhahahahahaa



[TheProjectIceman]

Stop camping in front of the damn fridge and get the man his fuckin water you fuckin camper!!!

[ChoolyBuzkill]

I HATE INFINITY WARD THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR FANS.

BUNGIE DOES!! ALL HAIL BUNGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[googlefish80]

Infinity ward does not care as long as they make money they don't give a shit what anyone says

[sadowmellon]

I LOVE CAMPING AND KILL STEALING

[AntiWaffle]

Camping is serious business.

[makemesick35]

I wish its true

[Hookemhorns0001]

GET THE WATER!!!