opie's eye-Dice's Statement?

[muclesmarinara]

same thing my dad said to me when I was 9

[SmiffWit]

Smoke the Cigarette you so obviously Really Wanna Smoke! It's a Numbaz Game!! Fxckin' nitwit.

[dreamseller1135]

Amen.

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

It's funny, my grandmother gave me this exact speech, almost word for word, the night I graduated from eighth grade. I'm friggin' crying my eyes out over here.

[JacksInn]

Dice has left the building.

His mind never entered.

[DonBakon]

followed dice advice got rejected and now am fucking a cute chubby chick

[elk0k0s]

@DonBakon Harley bum is not a she jajajajaja, what a nOOb.

[EmoSceneKid654]

@elk0k0s jajajaja? If you're going to speak English, use correct English. Imbecile.

[RawwestHide]

@DonBakon That's like if Dice quit comedy to become a plumber.

Where would he be now?

[taintedeyez]

God damn, Dice was on fire right there. Such good advice and ya Sams a fruitcake :D

[tonguemybunghole]

Sam's a fuckin' queer, gay homosexual. 0:27

[BJZnRPZ]

lol probably BURRRRRRRRRP is he still with that hot chic he used to bring in or is he just wackin his bag to wrestlers ..

[EmoSceneKid654]

@tonguemybunghole Your name would imply that you're the same.

[tonguemybunghole]

@EmoSceneKid654 My name is directed towards people like you who fellate Justin Beiber on a regular basis. GET KILLED, JUNKIE! Now go back to getting fucked by your mother.

[EmoSceneKid654]

@tonguemybunghole 1. I don't lick Justin's asshole. 2. Why would I purposely go out and get killed? and 3. I can't get fucked by my mother seeing as how she has no penis. Use some logic next time.

[tonguemybunghole]

@EmoSceneKid654 Great comebacks, faggot. Drunk drive into a schoolyard filled with kids.

[EmoSceneKid654]

@tonguemybunghole Once again you fail to use logic in your response. Why would I want to drunk drive into a schoolyard? That would surely cause damage to my car and the schoolyard. Seems like a big waste of time to me.

[ALIBEGU]

this guy is my fuckin hero lol

[xtallyx1]

He may be shmucky and a little punch drunk, but he is for real and this advice is sage advice !

[ottomisso]

Dice is a loser and a has been who thinks he's still a somebody.

Notice how the lights go off and he doesnt even pause his stupid rant. The guys a joke and no ones listening.

[geogodley]

WACK BAG

[jeffer2m]

dice is more retarded than rich voss

[GBPackersfan]

I feel like I can take on the fucking world after hearing this

[zidanezidane69]

DICE OWNED THE STUDIO!

You know why I liked Dice in studio? CUZ ITS FUCKING DIFFERENT, IT STANDS OUT, ITS REFRESHING, AND HES FUCKING FUNNY.

[whitechalkolate]

respect

[TxBoarHunter]

Jesus, fine, I'll go jerk off...Angerly

[AsylumArchives]

Lol how can u disagree with any of this lol.

[MaverickFirestone]

Him doing this in the dark makes the rant that much better

[bluestraveler71]

Sam cracks me up... Dramatic Dice...! Killer...

[IMOVAHERE]

Dice is almost right, "fuck the one's you want to fuck" AND mouth fuck the ones you don't I say!

Haha I'm having a banana juice attack ova here! This was awesome like the good ol days of WNEW.

[narkybark]

nice Linda Richman glasses

[Treezum]

the gospel according to dice....im ova here now!

[signboyy]

i like dice's speech. he should be an inspirational speaker like tony robbins.

sam reminds me of one of those kid-sized aliens who grab richard dreyfus's hand at the end of close encounters of the third kind.

[nevermind2886]

lmfao. Jesus Christ.

[Satchfan10]

Dice looks a lot like Charles Nelson Riley with those fucking glasses

[patrickpiteo]

Dump Howard.. Dice needs his own XM channel called.. Roll the Dice With Andrew Dice Clay...

[Parluxgrounds]

Dice is the fucking man!

[MCLI1075]

WHAT THE F&@K?

[frunkiss]

it does look like big a at 2:12

[Auxygen]

Hey, Sam's cool.

[xoLOKIox]

I think Dice made some valid points here.Everybody should wack their bag before they talk to broads.

[kmk72289]

if he was intentionally trying to be long winded and confusing then this is comedy genius. if not, well...then it's just not.

[MicrosoulV3]

what the fuck is a barista? or whatever he said......... and tell sam to cut that fucking mop off his head, there are people in 2nd world countries that have dirty floors...

[thedancemetaltwins]

a coffee shop employee.

[0311SPAWN]

see sam. see sam scurry. scurry sam, scurry.....

[TaboriHK]

For some reason I see Robert Downey Jr. playing this scene in a biopic in about ten years.

[Dust1216]

I hate dice, very very rarely funny

[turborave]

what a weirdo.. wtf up with those glasses?

[StiflerNY]

certified barista?

[msmccann]

did he steal morty seinfeld's glasses or what?

[PatBattleBF1942]

Is that the older dude from Ocean's 11?

[genpetdriver]

is dice getting ready to go to his p/t job as a spot welder ?

[BlackieHugeHands]

man, when he turns to the camera he looks so jewy.

[patrickpiteo]

Great stuff..

[Juliejulez]

shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!

[KevinFromConnecticut]

WHAT A TOOL!!!!and the Ted Sheckler pic in the background made me pee my pants laughing AGAIN!!!!!! Rage cage from Wackbag ROOLZ!!

[SpazzKid44]

Opie thank you man. He will not be back im so fucking happy. He isn't a funny guy at ass just a fucking jack ass.

[MrRamone420]

He scares me too Opie

[davesantos1]

Man, he got old!!!

[cranie4]

He sounds like he borrowed Vos's teeth

[Pplus27]

The best part of the video is the Ted's birthday picture on the door on that idiots way out of the studio. I think he may have noticed how much of a loser he is right before he walked through the door.

[luvpoodlepearl]

did he get those glasses from seinfelds dad?

[nnneptune]

Opie, keep the videos coming...

but I have to admit, they're getting sadder as time goes on. You're catching everyone's mental breakdowns!

Keep it up!

[stinkendefakkinturk]

lovin' the glasses

[keithj73]

Remind anyone of his Arsenio appearance, maybe a total breakdown coming up

[malicemajesty]

that's inspiration. that's it. lol. he's just ranting on like he always does ahahahaha gotta love dice

[IdejMcD]

me 3

[love2teachmath]

Hair gel - $6

Marlboro cigarettes - $7

Black hand gloves - $15

Bad oversized sunglasses - $80

Words of wisdom form a washed up comic reminiscent of Sam Rothfeld from Casino - F*#&-ing Priceless!

[williamherbert]

You're thinking of Jake LaMotta in "Raging Bull."

[love2teachmath]

LOL...nice!!!

[BISMARCK1939]

this video makes me sad

[dontcallmejames]

i fucking love the Ted Scheckler screencap on the door at the end. That shit made me laugh all day today.

[DLombardi22]

so if i go to gold's gym, i can get a belly like that too?

[DLombardi22]

this guy wears sunglasses indoors with the lights out.

[eddiechicago]

Dice should be a motivational speaker, Andrew "Dice" Robbins

[cg4167]

damb dice is gettin old....

[robbo729]

what a douche dice is

[zimsui2]

this is the sequel to "the wrestler"

[kdenny84]

what a fucking wacko.

[theamazingkazoo]

I never liked dice... but this has changed me.. I LOVE HIM!

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

He betta not try n screw u guys over. I know you and Dice are cool again, but watch out Opie, once a bridge burner, always a bridge burner. He should be kissing your guys' asses for the shit you did for him. I still don't trust him, but hey, who the fuck am I, right? Keep up the great radio work!

[CaptainAtomfan]

Dice for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IAMJWB]

i was over there doing the bag whackin but after listening to the one and only dice man i'm over here now with the big tits and oversized nipples.

[muesproductions]

how he just walks away...takes the headphones off...and walks away...as if he left us with something to ponder

[Nerolus]

Well he did. It make me wonder nice and deep...what exactly the fuck was he talking about?

[umcouldbe]

Charles Nelson Dicely

[tealallen2]

a certified barista? his son has the same title as patti. that is embarasing

[croscoe85]

You hear me? I hear me.

[GuineaJay]

Dice stole my grandma's glasses.

[thebudgetgamer]

that was genius.

[tealallen2]

"he scares me" great ending

[DeathstarGalactica]

This should go viral!!!!!!!!

[TheMotherfer]

The Jewfather, Oh.

[mynameisJG]

wow. eye opening stuff. I was going down the wrong track. but dice set me straight. I was over there. I'm over here now.

[meatcurtinz]

he's a charmer...

[DeathstarGalactica]

I'm going to sell out Giant Stadium!

You hear!

[mcjome]

First comment!!! FFFRRRUUUNNNKKKUUUSSS!!!

[sasims]

I had jew.