Prison Bitch

[sdgwonderful]

This is funny shit. I just dedicated it to Dr.Conrad Murray...told him to meet his new "pals"!

[khuggf]

As long as I am doin' u

I don't mind mind doin' time.

[wriggs666]

The funniest thing about this video is the Mormon glurge at the top of the suggestions list. Thanks Mormons for spending your cash so the world can watch prison bitch videos.

[doughesson]

Haven't heard this since 98 when I was working out of St Louis.

[ncgirl74]

LMMFAO!!!



[NameOfRain]

Nice skit. Chorepgraphy needs a bit of work, though.

[Snoppdoggism]

Your all my prison bitches

[MrKIDDBILL]

thumbs up for soap on a rope



[albme94]

is this the real thing?

[trevensims]

11 ppl are Prison Bitches

[AnimalLover1977]

LMFAO

[ItsNOYFB]

10 people have sucked ever black dick in the joint.

[TroyBilt007]

OH damn...that was funny. I heard the song several years ago and couldnt remember the title till today I happened to run across it here. Thank you.

[alexhazcheezburger]

lolololololol.

[sidtheterd]

This song is funny XD I love it!

[ms3rotica]

this would have been funny if they were to play this song at D.O.C

[TheDeatheater666]

this song is funnny but disturbing at the same time

[freebird248]

makes me laugh so its cool

[mzmadmike]

Dedicated to Roman Polanski, kidfucker.

[bluetown19]

I like this song ^^

[sheenamydear]

i love these prison bitches!!

[ConspicuousMarmalade]

lol wow

[bunkhoo]

crowlers woman i have had the honor of recieving one of the kings silk scarfs and i know its hard for them to get up there and perform but its a good thing you all do every year to help raise money and tell them to keep it going.i have been to three follies shows and loved everyone and your right its just a song enjoy it!!!

[schemer1991]

silly song bob and tom

[Crowlerswoman]

That was funny~! The one almost missed his cue on "When I get out I'm ready to go straight" XD

[KGBailey7]

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[mzmadmike]

Rodney Carrington is awesome (original singer).

[BleedMyMind]

hell no hes not.. he only sings style comedy songs... he didnt make this song.. but he is awesome

[SunRiseRa]

happy st. valentines!

[atomus]

These muthafuckers should be ass raped themselves - then we'd see if they would be up to singing this stupid song. Idiots.

[Crowlerswoman]

Oh shush yer just jealous cause you're not as cool as them~

[atomus]

Cool as them? You've got to be kidding me.

[Crowlerswoman]

Nya~ Well since you admit it~ Tis okay. *pats atomus' shoulder* You wil lbe cool enough in time. *grins* And then you will not feel so sad. ^,^ (my point: It's a video, and it's supposed to be a fun song, you shouldn't be so cruel as to wish something like that upon another human being. Hell, someone close to me is in prison and I still find this song hiliarious~ So just chill and relax, it's just a song~)

[crismalcolm]

Agreed.  Rape isn't funny.

[fullmetalx91]

It can be, and I'll prove it. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.

[shohmyoh]

George Carlin is great.

[tapdancegirl88]

yes it is

[bigfathippo53]

for all the females here that think this is funny, I truly hope this happens to you. Then will you be laughing?

[BlackZero98]

@bigfathippo53 What the hell are you talking about? It's a comedy song, you stupid fuck. Enjoy it and quit whining. I very much doubt that you've had the honor of being poked in the ass by Bubba in a jail cell anyway, what do YOU have to complain about?

[fuyutaiyou22]

@bigfathippo53 thats not riight, were u a prison bitch? ti's suupposed to be a comedy song....

[dropfan195]

lol wtf

[norky1995]

This song is by Slam 'N Dave (actually the Bob and Tom Band.) It is on the Bob and Tom Greatest Hits album. It was written by Tom Griswold, Ricky Rydell and Steve Allee. Frank Zappa and Rodney Carrington are in no way connected to the song. I hope that clears things up.

[Candelaria1993]

i will agree in some ways this isn't cool, but some of the things to remember is that some guys in prison might find love with the person they wind up getting. i'm shure who ever wrote this had no intending of offending any one or bringing up painfull memories. some of the best ways to get through things is with humor, so, if this offends you or brings up those memories....YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WATCHED ANYTHING TITLED "Prison Bitch"

[TK2259]

SO FUNNY XD

I love it ^^

[krazymars420]

whoever da fuck colonblows and chuchu is are some fuckin fags who never been to jail and need to quit fuckin wit peoples family for REAL expose urself u little Colonblows fag

[askyourdoctor1]

when I watched this clip tears streamed down my face because of what happened to me. I was in jail for two years for credit card fraud. I was raped many times during my incarceration by huge savage black men. I had no choice and no escape.

I had to choose one man to be his "bitch". He made me call him "daddy" and serve him.

I really don't think you should make a video like this. Nobody deserves this and it is not funny. To this day I still have nightmares and wake up in cold sweats.

[69Leppy69]

why did u look thi videos up?? u miss ur old prison bitch days? LMFAO! Better yet, im gona make YOU my prison bitch XD

[Crowlerswoman]

Okay, that's just a bit cruel~ lol. But Mars should watch his tongue with the language.

[Patrick91010]

stay strong, i dont judge

[Hildulf]

@askyourdoctor1

Serves you right for committing credit card fraud.

No mercy.

[Jkiller117]

@askyourdoctor1 That's what you get when you screw people over! You get screwed over (literally) ;).

[WyldJezter]

LMAO

[imdisturbed1968]

omg thats hilarious

[YFZKING1]

Before people start sending hate mail to me for my comment below just realize I believe this video to be a joke more than reality. The reality is there is no consensual sex in prion and yes it's considered rape and taken serious.

[J3atlvlan]

I'm a correctional officer (what used to be called Prison guard) and I think this is damn funny.

[YFZKING1]

Yes as a C/O this video is funny as hell. LMAO!!

[12342321]

I am also a correctional officer, and yes, this is funny..

[angeliiine]

Lol, oh God! Let's all freak out because some people used the First Amendment to make a joke!!

[angeliiine]

Is this a joke?

[hurricanebros]

U Think Prison Is A Joke? Every Man On That Stage Would Probly Commit Suicide Due To The Mental Trama They Would Experience If They Were Sent To Prison And Other Inmates Found Out About THis

[callmeservant]

That really isn't funny at all but I guess the world really does believe that hey just because you do something wrong and go to jail you deserve whats coming to you. The people that made this are sick.

[SusanoTengu]

I heard this on a cd, and at first I thought it was a normal song. Then he said prison bitch and i fuckin died laughing.

[coolkyle342]

Guess you shouldn't have done what got you into prison, huh?

[heathermac12]

lmao this is the best thing i have seen all day and i see some funny shit in a day!! good job guys to know u made someones day!!

[RVqueen]

You nasty sickos need to be incarcerated.

[12audi31]

Prison is FUN!!!! Let's all go there!! LOL

[gohanrules2]

i love that song

[inmate7525]

omfg.lol

[Gam3d]

They are obviously not really singing that, you idiots. It is a skit to the song.

[OMGBishy]

pro song

[SHOCKWAVE101]

i think they r lip singing

[LBTurtle]

me too

[BettyK1958]

lmao..thanks,cute video

[ARION2486]

lol video im in the band of sfgdahd

[sfgdahd]

this is an fanstatic video we have made like this one too . Well my band is called crazy friends

[peonisowning]

wow you should be so proud of him!

[traitorneel01]

my bro juss got 2 years in Madison in Ohio. I can picture my bro singing this to someone(and meaning it).

[Darktears09]

lol

[mrtotc81]

FUNNY AS HELL

[murfreebear]

I would like to see those guys go at it :)

[minnesotaviking22302]

keep on laughing you pricks. This aint funny. It happened to me in county and it was always done by black men. I hope women who laugh at this get raped. Black men are animals. I can't even go to a hot dog stand anymore because I get flashbacks when looking at kielbasa or bratsworth sausages, that look like savage black penises. Fuck you if you think it's funny.

[squawk77hundred]

Hmmm..I've never been raped by black guys..white guys or anyone for that matter Oh wait I've never been in jail  !!!

[qarth]

so u got thinkn of that long black sausage lol was it the foot long u had with onions n ketchup lol u redneck inbred fuck wit my god i want u i love u come here prison bitch lol

[StillaVirgin]

with that attitude, you got what you deserved

[senpuu1440]

Then uh don't go to jail douche-fag. Maybe you got raped because you were a pussy....

[matnsas]

what about all the men?

[Elmerfudge641]

good comment

[InEscape22]

I actually think this is both a joke and relatively funny.

[BritishScouser]

omg dats sooooooooo funi lol..

[goode2shus]

This is hysterical!

[seanybiker]

ha ha ha brllent.

[cerinicus]

This is funny. If you can't take gallows humour, blow off

[xXxcrimsonkissesxXx]

Hehe... awesome.

[leweykinz]

werent much voilence involved tbh, just a few fags.

[tjparsell]

This is so not funny. Sexual violence is not a joke - regardless of where or how it happens.

[fullmetalbrattni]

LMAO!! yes it is. YOU CANT RAPE THE WILLING BITCH!!!

[triad9]

and you can't have rape without laffter.

[Hohnoroa]

Hey, how about you go troll the Date Rape MVs? At least people in prison (for the most part) deserve a little pain. It could be a lot worse than getting something jabbed up your ass every now and again.

[fallenazangel]

Actually yes, I do find it funny. It wasn't like they were singing about date rape or a breaking and entering. Idiots in prison don't get my pity.

[MrJowee]

No one deserves to be raped, especially considering how many non-violent offenders we have behind bars. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[fallenazangel]

drug dealers, pimps , users and abusers could all be classified as non violent.

Nope.. still feeling not one iota of pity for them in prison if they get made someone's prison bitch.

Put a bandaid on your bleeding heart willya?

[MrJowee]

There's a difference between having a "bleeding heart" and showing humanity. I sincerely hope someone you love (a brother, a husband) makes a mistake and is put in that situation. Hopefully, they won't be raped, but it will open your eyes.

[fallenazangel]

I save my humanity for the victims. Of all the people in prisons and jails, its a small percentage who don't deserve to be. The wrongly accused. A crime is a crime, violent offender or not, you do the crime you do the time. A buttraping while doing the time, was part and parcel of the whole gig. Best way to avoid it? Don't do the crime.

[MrJowee]

You are a truly sick individual, and I pity you and anyone that must endure living or working around such a twisted mind.

[fallenazangel]

And you're a complete and utter moron if you think my lack of pity for criminals who rape,slaughter, humiliate their fellow man then get a bit of a taste of what they've done in prison. I feel sorry for your family, having a feeble minded loved one can't be easy.

[simonashcroft]

what about the innocent people that get put into prison by mistake

[fallenazangel]

People like that I do feel sorry for. That's got to be incredibly horrible. They're victims. Not the predators.

[matnsas]

Not all people in prison are 'predators' in the scariest definition of the word. A large percentage of the prison population (in US) is made of small-time, non-violent drug dealers. Do you feel sorry for them?

[fallenazangel]

Feel sorry for people who are feeding drugs to children and fueling people's addictions? It's still a predator. No, I don't feel sorry for them. They're still preying on people's need for drugs.

Again, its not that I don't have pity or feelings for my fellow humans, I just prefer to expend that energy where its better utilized.

[flyingmkyman]

STFU Or ill make you my Prison bitch. This is just suppose to be for fun.FREEDOM OF SPEECH dumbass.