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  • lmfao this was so funny

  • wait that doesnt make sense if he drowned in a pool that means all of this never happened WTF

  • Mind fuck?

  • What he said at the end didnt even make sense, O.O

  • @KelsieMakenzi13 it meant that he died before all of that.

  • @death4351 Ohh haha, i get it now.

    It isnt that funny thouugh o:

  • Mrs. Henderson...she died alone. LOL

  • Had to think about that last line.

  • I saw that man! He's my stalker!

  • @Trekster2010 No, I'm not! Stop saying that all the time!

  • 1,045 boys are 12 and wonder how does he still talk even if he's dead?

  • I used to be a teen student like you, but then I drowned in a pool.

  • KITTY!!!!!!! XD

  • This reminds me of the Sandlot endings

  • @abridgedfan9578 inno right

    

  • twilight is still gayer

  • Man I hate movies like this

  • hey isn't she from Cracked

  • "To bad I drowned in a pool when i was 8."

    Directed by M. Night Shamalan?

  • Still a better love story than Twilight

  • Ha!

  • LOL wtf

  • i know that guy. he comes into my work and subtly stares at me and then tries to start conversations with me about where i live and what high school i went to. great guy

  • whens the sequel?

  • a Fred show? Please excuse me while I shoot myself...

  • I drowned in a pool too, back in '98. That's 1898 by the way.

  • now im depressed. lol

  • :59 is that david spade?

  • oh i know that guy! he's my neighbor. he gave me candy once, but my mom confiscated it because she said that there was some kind of "weed?" in it. Oh well, i'll just go over to his house and ask for another one.

  • 1:01 that guy? Oh yeah, I saw him walking into walmart the other day looking for quality gags, and sleeping drugs.

  • That was depressing..

  • I don't get the pool drowning reference. Can somebody please fill me in?

  • @rafaelguti86 friday the 13th

  • directed by m. night shamyalan

  • Well that was depressing

  • He eats through a tube and pees through another tube

  • ...too bad I drowned in a pool when I was eight.

  • @NSEUSMAYA Yeah.. dude, we all saw the fucking video aswell you DON'T HAVE 2 RE-TELL IT TO SEEM FUNNY

  • And of course Mrs. Henderson. She died alone. Ha ha ha

  • holy shit that took a turn

  • @NoonwalkerCRT High School Musical isn't this realistic.

  • im clearly watching high school musical...

  • there lives were better with out you

  • directed by M. Night Shyamalan

  • i drowned in a pool when i was eight and i find this offensive

  • @people78945 SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @GGfpc lulz

  • @people78945 I'm offencive and I pooled in a drown.

  • @people78945 you would be dead if you drowned in a pool.

  • dafuq

    

  • @18pepinemi yus.

  • Accurate guitar music

  • she died alone.

  • Hahaha umm....

  • LOL

  • Seems Legit.

  • The funny thing is those teens look like they are in teen movies.

  • @Supergungun I.E they look 30.

  • m night shamylan would approve this ending

  • ...... directed by m night shamalan

  • lololololololololololololololo­l

  • its to bad i drowned when i was 8

  • That's... awful....lly grrreeaaatt!

  • American Pie?

  • ding ding LMFAO

  • 1:00 is that Kurt Cobain?

  • wait, he drow.....you what??

  • Lol I cracked up XD

  • so true

  • lol she died alone

  • "too bad i drowned in a pool when i was eight" wtf XD

  • @nathantvunleashed I think it's a joke about movies with endings like 'The Sixth Sense' etc.

  • haha wtf?

  • so in every teen movie someone gets kidnapped and raped at the end

    thanks for ruining every teen movie that exists.

  • I have information. It was carrottop

  • is that hutch lol, that blurry photo looks a lot like him

    im not saying i knew it, but i did.

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  • Makes no sense at all.

  • Wait what

  • This is so funny

  • The story of my life.

  • could some kind generous soul please explain all the references in this that i'm sure i'm missing?

  • @lukeisastalker It's just a parody of all the movies where at the end they tell you what happened to all the characters after the fact. They do the exact thing in the legally blond movies, among others I cant think of at the moment.

  • Right after the teen movie ending, their adult life ends up on Lifetime

  • wait. wat.

  • JAKE and ASHLEY

    JAKE and AMIR

  • More like realistic teen movie endings

  • I just notice that that very park they shot at was the park that I live a 1 block away from. I literally can walk across the street from it. O.o I cant believe I didn't go to the park when they shot this!!! :(

  • Better story than Twilight

  • @pulkitsoni157 fact that 290 people watched twilight is bad......

  • There goes my happyness for the night.

  • /cry

  • this is so true

  • "... its too bad I drowned into a pool when I was eight". wait... what?

  • the book was better

  • @sdgundam37 Hahahaha you just made the whole video for me. It took me a while though...

  • @sdgundam37 lolwut

  • now thats keeping it real lol

  • woah.... my name is jake.... and my last name is henderson.... MIND FUCKED

  • *every tween movie*

  • one of the best movie endings ever

  • XD

  • wow that was dark

  • Fake! Where's the Vampires?

  • i was like :) at first then 1:14 (:(

  • wow... that was genuinely depressing... im gonna go cry myself to sleep now.

  • And as for miss Henderson.. She died alone. Haha lmao

  • OMG IVE SEEN THE GUY THAT KIDNAPPED EMILY....

    hes lead singer for we the kings

  • 0:58 ITS HUTCH FROM MACHINIMA RESPAWN

  • ITS THAT GIRL FROM CRACKED!

  • If he drown when he was eight then he was one smart eight years old. 

  • Wow. I always wondered whose voice It was at the end of things. Now I know! It's the kid who drowned when he was 8

  • kinda true...

  • Oh I ment I liked it not immigrants

  • @emi136260 That is the weirdest typo ever. Were you reading about immigrants in another tab or something?

  • Well immigrants but the end was weird

  • @emi136260 wtf!!!

  • What kind of weirdo kid has such a complex, depressing dying dream?

  • the fuck did i just watch

  • "Its to bad I drowned a pool when I was 8"

  • why are all the videos is 360p?!?

  • cool story bro, changed my life

  • Was that Hutch?

  • Mindfucked

  • LOL mrs henderson

  • Directed by M. Night Shamalan

  • What a depressingly nice ending 

  • the break fast club 2

  • He had a boner and landed on his arms, case solved

  • @MrAngelBitchez I couldn't breathe after reading that comment! Thank you for making my day! XD

  • both arms AND his weiner? but somehow his head stayed on.

  • Directed by M. Night Shamylon

  • bucks wearing a hogwarts robe

  • It's just like real life!

  • @Elementalguy30 what balls?

  • It's too bad I drowned in a Pool when I was Eight.

    The End

    lol

  • Now that's inspiring. :D 

  • Mindfucked

  • Psh, I'd make sure Mrs. Henderson didn't die alone. =]

  • i love original movies

  • And of course, Mrs. Henderson. She died alone.

  • Lol paradoxical ending?

  • @MrD1M1M1 exactly what i was thinking haha.

  • When they said Mrs. Henderson, I thought of Logan Henderson.

  • And of course Mrs. Henderson...she died alone.

  • that awkward moment when people think that everybody in the world shares their dislike of this video but theres 8,000 likes and 900 dislikes...

  • do you shoot your video with Red One or Alexa?

  • Directed by M. Night Shayamalan

  • LIK THIS IF U CRY EVERYTIM

  • i need to stop watching college humor before it causes me to kill myself...

  • Not funny, guys.

  • Poor ms. Henderson..

  • Comment about the obvious because I think I'm funny and want everyone else to laugh at my stupid joke, but in reality I have nothing better to do than troll other videos while I wait for my Modern Warfare 3 game to be done from intermission... lol

  • @xxSarcasmHDxx I give up you are just so thick minded.You have proven time and time again to be quite the dumb,pathetic piece of shit this world has ever seen. Congratulations

  • Skyrim memes aren't cool.

    Period.

  • @Viperidaemon From your point of view though. ;)

  • @KaiTendo174 Theres more people who think its retarded then people who think its funny..

  • @VadeTheGamer How do you know that? For the Present moment, I would agree, because some time had passed. But that wasn't true until a few weeks ago maybe, and you know this very well. People who thought that the joke was retarded were certainly a minority back then. ;) Now it's just gotten old, that's all.

  • if he died when he was eight... then how did he meet his friends.... :P

  • and there's mrs. hinderson.... she died alone. lmao

  • I was an arrow once, but then I got shot into someone's knee...

  • @243jmg BURRR?

  • @leba94 ?

  • When the man was zoomed I kind shivered because it reminded me of that scene in "Signs" when the creature walks out of the bush

  • THIS

  • @jpinada What are you talking about?

  • wtf