Tom Green Long Beach

[wurd2urmuddah]

Lmao

[TheBKKit]

The second "comment" is flat-out FALSE. I know this to be a fact--I LIVED THERE UNTIL I WAS TEN. >.< I have some good memories about the place, 'tho.

[lorrainethepain]

Tom should've said, "I'm not a homosexual....I was married to Drew Barrymore, gosh darn it..."

[hackleback]

@lorrainethepain i think this was shot before he wedded drew

[bsm6776]

do you have the clip where tom invited a random guy over for dinner with his parents?

[wittleghoul]

"I have heard that blind people have an increased sense of smell and hearing. Maybe he could hear or smell your sac". If your sac makes noises, I think you have a problem.

[Cuairtear]

I think your "hilarious" skit is stupid. I would not care except that I have some videos up from Long Beach, WA and my views are forced to encounter your filth because the stupid search engine YouTube employs cannot distinguish between "CA" and "WA". I believe I prefer Long Beach, WA to your Long Beach. You are not funny. You are disgusting. Find some other work. -- D.G.H.

[Tansey81]

I once fucked a Korean boy in Long Beach and his ass smelt better than the town.

[TheKaveInn]

one of my favorite s from the tom green days!!

[TheNewMusicNetwork]

lame

[skippydeenice]

perhaps he could hear or smell your sac

[SamHughes998]

Long beach rules it's the real exhibition town of LA with the queen Mary and cruises

[ClEaNfReAk85]

When I'm having a shitty day I just watch this and I feel all better.

[poio1982]

12 People live in Long Beach.

[Mrundaground1]

"i like all the gay people who touch my ass"..... lmao..... huuuuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhh

[TheN0rdic]

hahaha  hilarious

[kovacs562]

wen i was a kid my brother and i would go bike riding on the path behind tom, my bros cap flew in to the water once and it was hilarious....

LONG BEACH + TOM GREEN = EPIC WIN!

[solosport]

I wonder why they wrote Korean boy. There aren't more than maybe 200 Koreans in the whole city. Must be LA writers.

[OiPubes]

Long Beach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seclusionloner]

im from long beach and i was raised there. my home town.

[ClEaNfReAk85]

"Mmmmmm could be true."

[LongBeachca90803]

Queen Mary!!

[Constellashun]

he should have went to the lower income neighborhoods,say what you want about them but they're very patriotic about their city.

[flyershockey17]

wow thats pretty nasty

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

I love Tom's reaction to his own quote about the korean boy.

[ricjuk]

12 people are from long beach....

[yu1234uuuuuuu]

" I fucked a Korean boy there once, and his ass smelled better than the town."

[PoopPeeSandwich]

why the fuck isn't he dirty anymore, the jackass guys still do their schtick, he thinks he is conan or something thats why 4chan turned on him

[Felixg1979]

The bum bum song,im gonna throw a piggie off the hill hahaha i miss this show.

[beetlebeer]

AndroidFake- LBC doesn't suck.....obviously u do

[2Wr0ng]

hahahaha

[stephydelpy1]

watching this gave my ass herpes

[666JESUSWILLBURN666]

im from long beach :D

[akuma4u]

perhaps you could hear or smell your sac

LOL

[aleisalmighty]

LMAO oh my god i love this man

[DanRioNY]

Perhaps he could hear or smell your sack? LOL

[Misc4Lyfe]

i fucked a korean boy there once and his ass smelt better then the town, LMAO~!!!

[emmjay2662]

Pleasant Capitol of the World. Indeed. ...It seems it would be pretty easy to make that stop. All you'd have to do really is move maybe two or three feet...

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[2SANFRANCISCO]

After watching the '' To Catch a Predator '' Long Beach edition,- my opinion of Long Beach has changed. lol

[H3XZOc]

Kassem got hes shit from this dude ^^

[ClEaNfReAk85]

Lmfao I sure miss this show.

[armstrong2mcgrady2k1]

You can't tell, you can't tell (if they're gay), they often look like us

LOL

[PirateSmoothie]

"They are always giving you herpes in your ass"

LMAO! hahahahahahahahahahaha i miss tom green....

[TreesRPretty]

Ha Tom's a genius, love those "comments"

[columbusdinner]

Basically Crips on east long beach

Other than that it's all familys

[stevenlbc562]

maaaan i love longbeach.. lived here all my life i remember running around doing nothing bad shit lol... i have storys for months lol... i miss them days

[LandoftheShanks]

MFASOALMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evilbadguystrikes]

faded, faked character is faded and fake

[kovacs562]

LBC! FTW!

that was CLASSIC

i miss TOM GREEN

[PirateSmoothie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!!!

[rtaing562]

this episode is a love hate episode because i live in long beach, only the ones at the beginning are true.

[rtaing562]

well it is sometimes terrible, but it means you live in the ghetto by the Cambodian markets, but i live by los cerritos park and it is nice a pleasant.

[noobz0r]

you cant go to heaven being homosexual

[richdanks]

long beach is a terrible place to grow up. I've had a joint in my mouth since i was 10 years old. but i love it here and i'll never live any where else.

[rtaing562]

long beach rules, show sum respect it is a great place to live, hotels, high end stores and restaurants good communities and schools, but there is a super ghetto part were gangs live, other than that, very nice.

[N3N3ny]

I'm thinkin of goin to long beach for vaca. in the summer with my Girlfriend.. recommended?

[PoliticalGangster]

what kind of gangs are in long beach?

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol that black guy was mad gay

[planetnancy]

I used to watch this show it's kinda sweet.

[planetnancy]

why they gotta dizz the LBC like that?? ya'll haters.

[deviljin09]

cause LBC sucks ass!

[PirateSmoothie]

wow....harsh.....Long beach owns nikka, betta recognize!!!!

[OfficialMusicalVideo]

lmfao 0:56

[LandoftheShanks]

lmfaoooooooooooooo indeedt!!!!!!!

[snehesten]

"You can't tell, they often look just like us" hahaha

[FloorshowFilms]

"long beach may suck cock but I like my cock sucked!" lol

[Wyteass]

she dont buy nuthin for me cuz i aint no fuckin good

if i were fuckin good, then maybe she would buy me fuckin sumthin for goddam xmas, that dumb BITCH

[MrPrismaColors]

ahahahahaha this mother****** xD hahaah

yea way to put it

long beach is my city xD

[digitaleuroguy]

ahhhhhhh Sprin of 1999!!! I miss the Clinton Era.

[Hogos4life81]

lmao!

[FirstBlood1337]

Old school Tom Green was the best!

[darkstarwood]

born int the lbc... little more gangster though

[Neeboopsh]

This one and Tiger Zebra are my two favorite sketches. Tom was on the top of his game back in this era.

[TheMrTapatio]

this is funny but not true

Reppin for the 562

LONG BEACH!!!!!

[AndroidBlake]

obvisouly the comments aren't true, Tom made them up himself

[cokmobot]

The sketches where Tom plays it straight are 9 out of 10 times his strongest ones. He really shows how thoughtful he can be here.

[Sk3pTiCz]

lol priceless

[AndroidBlake]

Long beach may suck cock but i like having my cock sucked...lol...this is one of Tom's funniest segments

[mprime2003]

lmfao never saw this b4, nice tom

[crackurskull187]

all you would have to do is move 2 or 3 feet and the blind man couldnt SEE you any more...LMAO

[afro66GMK]

Tom reading a quote: "Last time I was in Long Beach some blind guy sucked my sack for ten dollars." Umbro dude: "How did he get in a position to do that in the first place?" :)

[PurpleVisionQuest]

This is fuckin hilarious, i fucked a korean boy there once LOLOLOL!

[anthmar35]

his ass smelled better than the town...hahahaha

[wolftone69]

i miss this show so much

[AlphaGolden]

haha i live up the street from where this was filmed... thats funny.

[jnkoa33]

wow, u must be cool

[FirstBlood1337]

Obviously not as cool as cool as you though.

[jnkoa33]

GREAT comeback!!!

[FirstBlood1337]

Another example of your coolness! Keep it coming champ!!

[jnkoa33]

I will bow down now. You win.

[chrisis138]

I think that you are cool with the Rambo screen name. ahhahaha

[FirstBlood1337]

Well, only a pussy would think Rambo wasn't cool. So If that was a sarcastic remark, then congratz, you are a pussy!

[chrisis138]

Yeah Stallone

[CharasmaticCryptic]

AHH HA HA!!! thats soooooo funny

[ThePrimeSpotcom]

My youtube page is ALL about Long Beach!

[pakkyz]

im from fort wayne indiana! woot

[DeathSammich]

Lol that was great. "Long beach may suck cock but I like having my cock sucked." +10 points.

[semafoor12]

one of my favourite tom green skits

so simple, yet diehard-funny

[Skitherify]

" they often look just like us " ROFL

[JesseeLB]

haha im frm LB too :D

[jbguitarplayer15]

lol this video is rly funny

but long beach rocks

me and my grlfriend are gonna move there =)

[LetsDebateFTW]

STRONG BEACH!!!!

[jnkoa33]

clever, bro

[YourMomisZero]

YEAH!!! im from Long Beach

[cokehorse]

loser

[kloikrules]

wow it started all super positive then it just went down hill

[ACABATU]

alguien que le ponga subtitulos

[xs1ner]

"I like all the gay people who touch my ass. Long Beach may suck dick but I like having my dick sucked"

[BadassDolemite]

im from long beach..QFT...lol...smells worse then a korean boys ass..xD

[s3sh]

lmao

[mrpossibilities]

Aw man.... this is from back in the days when Tom Green had the best show on earth. *Sigh*... good times

[WebSurfer30]

"perhaps he can hear or smell ur sack" LMAO

[smickitysmack]

stop going to all the tom gren vids and saying this

[ejcb6]

i live there

[Perlustrate]

is it nothing but robbers and gang members who will kill people for fun?

[JoSsEtDiAz562]

Perlustrate, things like that normally don't happen, unless you are in the "east side" of Long Beach.

[Perlustrate]

Can you at least get a blind guy to suck your sack?

[WebSurfer30]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Hyper1ink]

Only if he is not hetero-sack-sual.

[misterperfect69]

you know thats not completely true i live on the east side and its not all robbers and gang members there are some nicw neighbor hoods the east side is where the beach is

[Perlustrate]

Does it smell worse than a korean boys ass?

[smickitysmack]

no, you cant tell, they look just like us

[Wyteass]

cmon Tom, we know you are

[mastercolb69]

i once fucked a korean boy in long beach.

and his ass smelled better than the town

lolololololololol!!!!!!

[mrkd]

hahahahahaahahahaha

[Wyteass]

"i liked all the gay ppl who touched my ass, long beach may suk but i like havin my cok suked"

that was nice, lol

[Tansey81]

And they do say that blind people have an increased sense of smell and hearing. Perhaps he could hear or smell your sack.

[Tansey81]

This is a comedic masterpiece.

[Wyteass]

man this was good

[pete7wiegard]

LOL! do they like all have a swear word for a last name? Whats with the bleeping?

[pimpjuice328]

Because giving out someones full name, and location is too much information to broadcast without permission.

[EldestSauce]

yeah but he made up the names...

[Wyteass]

how can you be so great bein such a dork?

[peartfaldo]

This guy Rules;-)

[Wyteass]

what a fuckin hero, this guy is fukin out of this world lol

[dj30harw]

probably the funniest video ive ever seen

[Wyteass]

cmon tom we know you are...

[Wyteass]

psss nao psss nao

[Orbit915]

fuck long beach. EAST COAST

[longbeachlt]

fuck you pouto i hope your mother dies soon for giving birth to you faggot ass! fuck the east coast! fuck you!

[Orbit915]

someeonne's jealous

[longbeachlt]

not fuck long beach fuck you the whole east side and fuck your pouta mother for giving birth to such trash!

[barackobamabotcom]

1:44 Perfect example of a Christian sheep.

Lol, you go to hell for everything, including common sense and questioning your surroundings.

[Wyteass]

... and the blind guy couldnt see you anymor...

[Wyteass]

i loved all the gay ppl who grabed my nutsak at long beach, long beach may suk but i like getin my cok suked. ROFLOL

[Wyteass]

Greatest video ive ever seen

[Wyteass]

God LMFAO!! How great can you fukin be

[ditkaq]

Poor Tom wish he was still making money, he got to old to do that kind of humor

[ClEaNfReAk85]

Oh geez I loved this show growing up

[Darksharkii]

the best video is why dont u have anything to drink

[WebSurfer30]

why dont you have anything to drink?

choooooooooose one making you better feeling!

[Hyper1ink]

Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'. Choose one ... makin' you badder (!) feelin'.

[CStarz608]

I see how you got that name now

[girthanthraclops]

0:44-1:02

[JBL340]

lmfaoooooo

i miss this show so much

[SirLoin1987]

...long beach might suck cock but i like getting my cock suckedddd.

[Leftfootbeats]

Easy to make it end?! He's obviously never had his balls sucked by a blind guy....

[billeebo]

1:02 hes about to laugh

[longstockings666]

are these people so nieve to not realize tom green is just fucking with them?

[WebSurfer30]

thats what i was wondering about too

[broganm1]

hilarious...COME BACK TOM GREEN!!!!

[blackmufucka]

yea

[bsm6776]

"I fucked a Korean boy there once, and his ass smelled better than the town" lol

[miggshawn]

you a guy?

[bsm6776]

I was quoting a funny line jackass

[miggshawn]

lol it was a joke calm down

[fvertk]

Derr... homosexuals won't make it to heaven... derr...

[omgrawr123]

HEAVENS A BULL SHIT FUCK.

[darkbeat101]

herpies in your ass!? hahahahaha tom kicks ass

[Apex678]

you cant tell you cant tell, they look soft and just like us lol. tom green rocks lol

[Arinozian]

I'm pretty sure he says that they "often look just like us"

[SciarrilloSpecial]

I like all the gay people who touch my ass