Patton Oswalt - Sky Cake

[BigOldMrKnish]

"i'm gonna have rape for dinner."Rofl

[hirothemouse]

The sad thing is, nobody alive knows if there actually /is/ sky cake.

[maddynelson]

amazing.

[scooped13]

ill have rape for dinner.

[VitaminTMan]

It's CAKE mother fucker! You're DEAD!!!

[glitchesandglitter]

i did not spend my life not raping and not killing people if i didn't have sky cake when i die! lol

[fmrmullet]

i believe in god and come on man, this is funny.

[whistledink]

Wow, what a tool. Just goes to show, "atheist" encompasses a wide range of people....including douchebags.

[gabrielv92]

lmao fuck you guy hes free to say what he wants that doesnt make him any more wrong than you

[shagewoo]

D-bags like yourself, whistledink?

[johnnyk427]

@shagewoo whistledink!! I'm takin that.

[LordUa437]

tool

[adlerbr12]

And no I'm  am not a christian or a catholic luckily for me i don't have does delusions , but you sure sound like you have delusions of grandeur maybe your just to intelligent to be in this room with us .

so GET lost retard .

[TheDrCN]

Thank you religion, for allowing the survival of the smart instead of just the strong, eventually leading to science, which will eventually disprove religion, which will bring us back to the "rape for dinner" phase, until someone else figures out the sky bacon dodge. It's a visious cycle. (note how I made fun of science and religion at the same time. I wonder how many trolls on both sides are going to insult me with preschool level grammar in response to this?)

[bootjackkid]

I WANT MY SKY CAKE!

[tovadaq]

sky deserts FTW!!!

ROTFLOL!

[Anon1696]

Holy shit this is good. I haven't heard this yet.

[romanianskill]

lol "your an idiot"!!! wow...

christians, muslims, jews, all of them are idiots... we have proof of this...

my definition of idiot "somebody who believes in something with no proof based purely on the beliefs of bronze age idiots thousands of years ago".

"your a big fat idiot" what's that based on? you're the grammar retard. another example of people just believing stuff based on nothing...

have fun in heaven!!!

[MercuryClock]

It's funny because you're quoting adler, apparently claiming that he's the one who said he was a Christian. Which is completely backwards. And isn't including the word you're trying to define within it's own definition a little bit redundant?

Stop skipping your English classes.

[MercuryClock]

Well it's just a load off my mind knowing nothing you say has any sort of merit or value, adler. Go troll someone who cares about what you think.

[romanianskill]

cunt

[MercuryClock]

Such a well-reasoned retort. I thougt you guys were all about logical and rational thinking.

[romanianskill]

well it shows that you have more time for me than i do for you...

cunt

[MercuryClock]

Because it takes so much effort and dedication and time out of my day to put retards like you in your place, right?

[stumpwner]

haha this shit is halarious

[MercuryClock]

I believe that there's a god and I still love Patton. One of the funniest people alive, hands-down. I found out there's some big film festival where I live in November, and they're playing Big Fan there. I can't fucking wait. :D

[adlerbr12]

if you believe there is a god your an idiot .

[MercuryClock]

Ahem.

"your an idiot."

That's all I needed to see. Try to acquire at least a middle-school grasp of grammar the next time you try to put down someone over the internet for having beliefs that differ from yours.

[tovadaq]

it's strange for me to see someone believing in god using the word fucking, but I guess that'll happen...

I would like to think there is a great patisserie in the sky...

I don't believe it, but I like to think it... And my beautiful sister is the sales lady ;-)

[MercuryClock]

I'm just not an ardently religious person. I have no reason to be a douche to someone who happens to be atheist, so long as they mind their own business, just as I do. :3

[TheDrCN]

Please stop talking, you're giving a bad impression of athiests.

Don't worry people, not everyone who doesn't believe in god is this completely intollerant of those who do.

[CarlLikes]

First of all it isn't sky cake, pie, or anything else sweet. It's sky BACON. All who believe otherwise are stupid and will deservedly burn in Hell

[hostileuniverse]

patton rules!!!! how can any christian argue with that???

[tailsninja1]

"im gonna have rape" for dinner gets me every time

[Undergroundhiphop9]

Genius/ funny and informal. lol

[ananiasacts]

Blasphemy is the only religion compatible with spiritual freedom, intellectual integrity, and personal responsibility.

[xGimpyx]

I'm gonna have rape for dinner. LOL

[EnviedCure776]

I'm Christian and I love this guy's interpretation...LOLZ.

[blackacidlizzard]

Chic tract album cover, nice.

[digivative]

That is some funny sh*t!

[Salogel67]

"Oh sky cake....why are you so delicious?"

[mindcontrolpete]

George Carlin would've loved this

[devonxxdoomsday]

Sky Baklava. XD

[TheThomasuu]

KJ, <3 for posting this.

[AnimalEditingInc]

Sky Cake should become the internet flagship for atheism/agnosticism.

SKYCAKE!

[blahXD23]

@AnimalEditingInc

Well there is FSM.

[linux750]

@AnimalEditingInc

I agree, mostly because the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" has gotten stale...

[littlespielbergs5]

pure genius

[frezned]

oh man that blew my mind when I realised it was zooming out

crazy

[Donnjap444]

lol I love Patton Oswalt, his stuff is so funny.