KISS Meet The Phantom Of The Park

[SurfAlien2]

I'm a Kiss fan, but this movie was cheesy. No wonder Kiss doesn't allow anyone who works for them to mention the movie in front of them.

[TemplarRican]

Actually, the bad syncing adds to it! LOL

Thanks!

[SuperBearsfan101]

@tommytrixter actually if you read gene Simmons autobiography Peter and ace weren't in the movie they had a fifty year old for Pete and a Africa American for ace

[cyberzonie]

KISS 4 ever

[homsar386]

Thumbs up if you got here from Cracked...

[ihatestupidsignups]

This was the beginning of the end for my being a kiss fan. I was 13 and psyched as hell for this movie. And at the end, even dumbshit 13 year old me was saying YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?! WTF????? I am a bad film fanatic and this film is a hard ride through valleys of suck.......

[redsuxh8r]

lmao! peter gave en the brooklyn beat down!

[TheHevquip]

ACK!

[S0RREN]

IMDB rating 4.0 This has to be the worst move of all times... I have to watch it soon!

[krakken242]

I don't care how crappy it is, it's KISS therefore it kicks ass! so hand it the fuck over!

[tommytrixter]

good to see ace did most of his own stunts here,unlike pete who for some reason couldnt even do a take down without his double.geshh

[headly66]

I remember seeing this broadcast in 1978, I was so excited and couldn't wait for it to come on (I was 11) and this was before we had a VHS so you had to takeit all in and remember it, I was highly disappointed.

[BingBangPoe]

Yep, that's the 70's, where the motto was "Let's make money from EVERYTHING".

The main problem of this movie is... Well, everything. First, it was produced by godamn Hannah Barbera, which explains the use of sound effects heard in The Jetsons, not to mention the really bad music. Second, the whole script and productions was rushed... And third, they're rock stars, not actors. =/

I love the band, but this movie is just wrong.

[UberTroll13]

this movie shows off Kiss' talent in so many ways, in that they have none.

CRACKED

[gdw3]

Nice editing! I like how they're standing there at the beginning, waiting for their cue to start walking....

[MrShandonian]

i wanna see behind the scenes out takes ..stuff they have yet to show..i bet there is some good stuff

[Rogerson0522]

god aweful



[evilunixuser1]

this is so campy, but still, memorable.

[var1328]

KISS my ass.....whens the sequel coming out?

[Blackdragon52k]

I remember reading about how during the premiere while gene paul and peter were sinking into their seats Ace was watching the movie and laughing his ass off. I love ace hahah XD

[evilunixuser1]

@Blackdragon52k - probably cause Ace smoked a joint before seeing the movie

[kallpachakuy]

I watch this because family guy parodie this movie in a chapter call "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas "was very funny!!

[MultiTiger5000]

Should i buy this movie? Is it that good?

[jondeare]

I remember seeing this movie. Laughed at how Ace always "went into battle", doing flips. Seems like a cool way, but very vulnerable.

[LussierProductions]

I love Gene at like 2:08

[secretsoftheninjas]

This movie's awesome & hilarious. Honestly guys don't take it too seriously, you rly think Kiss wanted to make a huge-budget movie with award winning acting and writing? They're a heavy metal band w/ a sense of humor, not a movie studio...

[JeffersonLambert]

Very disturbing.

[homergrand99]

cheesy funny,but i like for that.

[4mistermakebelieve4]

for a 70's movie, this kicks ass. so for you who say its "a piece of crap or whatever" you gotta remember that this was in the 1970's not 2000

[pressrolls]

2:35

Paul Stanley was always a homo. Gawd I cant stand the dude.

[BadMovePictures]

@pressrolls he has a wife and a kid. so shut up

[4mistermakebelieve4]

@pressrolls fuck you

[pressrolls]

@4mistermakebelieve4

HAHA! Go suck Pauls dick. Hed like that.

He has a wife and kid?? So he CANT be gay?? LOL!

Oh yeah, you are so smart.

Paul Stanley is a homo.

[homergrand99]

@pressrolls lol at his face

[ebonics4everyone]

I'm sorry. I love KISS, but this movie is about the gayest version of homosexualism ever filmed. I wish it was banned. I bet so does Gene, Paul, Peter and Ace.

[mikedonn71]

@ebonics4everyone Yeah, but if you were seven in 1978, this was almost as good as anything on TV. Even then I knew it wasn't Star Wars or even Star Trek. Terrible special effects. They even make KISS look stupid, which takes extra effort. In 1978, KISS were gods of rock.

[CommercialFreak77]

Watch Ace, turn from white to black!

[mymom132]

ace freely and peter criss are very cute and hot. if i could have any men in the world it would have to be ace freely and peter criss.

[ShockMe70]

My favorite scene from this awesomely cheesey movie.

[embryomirror]

Its even more watchable now than it was back then. Sometimes cheezy can be really cool and a welcome walk down memory lane.

[AustreGirl]

Looks like Gene needs to poo poo..haha!

[claudiofimiani]

Esto lo tendrían que haber filmado en el Ital Park, hubiese sido perfecto! :D

[graceofthegoalies]

ok im a HUGE kiss fan... but im sitting here busting a nut laughing at them! and as im down here typing this and i cant see the video... um i hear the cheap astro crap music and im like "ooooh my"... ugh still love them no matter how... dorky.. they might be bahahaha

[Wyndrax]

And this, kids, is why you should never ever do drugs.

[TrigerOriginal]

well mans, not so bad, were the 70's man! I really applaud this work as a faithful fan of kiss.

[laumeconroy]

man, drugs were allot better in the 70's. to think, i coulda' bought this on an EP VHS tape for $2.99 back in the late 90's.

[luisimp]

Paul Stanley looks very gay :P

[LadyNyaruInfinity]

@luisimp I'd still do 'em.

[animal90sFreak5]

Yeah I watched a few parts,I couldn't help it but to laugh!!!!

[animal90sFreak5]

uh I got a question,is this good a Kiss movie like Detroit Rock city,or is this just some good Campy Kiss Nostlagia????My question is should I see this or not,it is bad or good????

[in2theabyss17]

It was a very silly idea at the time but Marvel Comics put it together and then there was a movie offer. This movie is horrible but if you were a die hard Kiss fan in the 70's and 10 years old when this came out...you would've loved but looking back, it's so cheesy to me now.

[senseigomez]

I was a little kid into Kiss so it was cool to me! I remember having a friend with a strict religious family and he wasn't allowed to watch it! My grandfather used to buy me my Kiss records! RIP Pop!!!!!

[in2theabyss17]

I had every market album of KISS. Their albums always came with the coolest extras. Large posters, cool cut-outs, and mailing offers!

[DRYFLY0]

Love the porn movie chika, chicka soundtrack...

[agoregore]

it's so gay..

haha

[txt23]

i cant believe that kiss made this shit......

[jimmyp73]

truely awesome, in a very very stupid way

[epperson32]

best movie ever kiss fan for life

[jimmyp73]

yeah kiss

[ukulelemike]

Looks like junk, sounds like a porn movie. I like KISS even less than I did before.

[Believe316]

Well then you can go outside and play go hide and fuck yourself!!!

[rock4kiss]

HAHAHAHAHA 2:28!

I love this movie! The Stunt doubles are horrible!

Pauls looks way more masculine than Paul himself

Aces is a black guy and you can tell

Peters chin comes out almost like Jay Leno and Peter doesn't have a chin!

Genes just look less intimidating!

Great movie

[tontolgato]

gracias dios del abismo

[troyhale34]

im looking for the parody version of this,I seen it some time ago. someone took the entire diolog and changed it. it was some funny shit! if anyone knows what im talking about,help me find this!

[kevnar]

Since when was Bill Nye the Science Guy an evil super villian!?

[JackSpartan]

must be said... looks like a porn movie , really! and the music help a lot XD!!

it just needed the special appearance of ron jeremy , hell yeah!

[michaeldarrah]

Wow, this is worse than I remembered. At the time it was a big event in my life. Funny to see Ace do back flips when he was a stumbling drunk. I wonder if Gene is planning a remake.

[shibainuwalker]

Who played the robo timber wolves? Bad choreography! My favorite scene is when the monsters fight Kiss in the chamber of thrills. Rocknroll music can stop all evil geniuses who live under a park? Why not it is all fantasy for kids. Not the best work from Hanna Barbara  but still a fond memory of my childhood,

[Bladeson64]

As corny as this movie is, its still a classic lol

[joerox23456]

"A classic if you were on LSD"-- Gene Simmions

[erikcaramel]

I was a fan of kiss...And I have to say it....THIS IS BULLSHIT!! Paul and Gene are two fuckin jews and they cares only for the money...

[blurgenizer55]

love the 70's style guitar intro sounds like porno music hahahha

[wareagle1857]

This movie is garbage.

[801forlife]

such a great film

[misshepburn84]

..this movie is so thrash it is actually awesome :D

[Weitug]

I love the band but seriously.. this movie is so horrible..

[DukeofColumbia]

@Weitug An in spite of (or maybe because of) that . . . it's a funny movie. Now I recall originally Ace Frehly had little dialogue except to scream "Ack!" at various points; and that Peter Criss's dialogue was dubbed over by Michael Bell.

[6foothero]

This movie rules. The fact that it's stupid, cheesy and corny is a big part of it's charm.

[progbean]

thats right!

[imneji]

what sell outs.

[JayzIII]

My God, this sucks. Kiss were whores,...

[GrumGrumTheGreat]

Oh hell yeah! This beats Turkish Star Wars any day :D

[nnaw]

Hoyt Curtin's funky background music was recognizable from all of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons he scored!!

[FFUYP]

classic xP

[pierskate]

great film of the kiss

son la onda

[Inuyashafan5677]

I love this movie I don't know why though since it's so stupid it's funny lol I have this movie since I got KISSOLOGY Vol 2 and i'v lost count on how many times i'v watched it lol I love KISS there so awsome I am 14 and kinda hate that I was'nt born in the 60's to live out the 70's and 80's which I think are the greatest era's ever lol

[rostoccer]

hey guys this is from 70`s...and we are in 2008...so of course its funny :D

[haskel420]

star wars meets a hard days night

[sameegrl]

Wow! Look at those stunt doubles go! Worst movie ever, and yet, I love it so!

[CruezLittleAngel]

kiss n kiss fans* grr i hate typos lol

[CruezLittleAngel]

omfg this is funny!! im 17 n still love this movie!! i watched it like 384394893 times or more!! ace was n is a trip he kept me entertained thru the movie lol how dare kiss n kiss put this movie down!! its fucking great btw its the only kiss movie ever

[SoadfanWoW]

the most epic movie ever, I don't care how bad the movie was, its was funny as hell and kept me entertained

[kissfanseries]

yay! ace maked backflip

[zacatecastambor]

old school love it, where can i get this dvd?

[CarleyJC14]

Hats off to KIss tribute band "Almost Kiss" at K.C Ks ....they do a good job. Kiss members a kiss to you ..I couldn't of raised my sons without your help..they had you to look up to and became musicians themselves portraying of course Kiss in school shows and..their band Wicked Lester and now in Almost Kiss. Love you ...Mom

[4august]

HA HA HA. They should do another movie. Funny stuff.

[flamethisuser]

slow motion was probably a poor decision here

[worldwatcher22]

My favorite part is at the beginning of the battle when Ace does all those unnecessary backflips. Also at 1:47, that Cat-Man looks like he's going to fall on his butt, yet somehow he lands on his feet!

[despairtonohair]

I believe it was a Hanna/Babbara productiona nd it seemed like the scooby doo script writers had been in attendance.

Thaey would have got way with it if it wasn't for that meddling KISS

[lovegunII]

the theater was full in Mexicali, Mexico; it was played at the theaters 1 year later than the TV, the version was different, and it was fun to see it then, in fact, it was great!!!

[Hollywood7779]

For those of you pure KISS fans such as myself Aces stunt man was really black they just colored the stunt mans skin tan. You will have to see it to know. This movie is great. Also if anyone wonders why sometimes he goes ACK! Thats because he did not want to talk so they let him say ACK!

[DisturbedEwok2]

I just saw this movie last night. One of the dumbest, but best movies I've ever seen.

[gangrail]

this movie needs to be digitaly remastered

[Necramoniumvideo]

it already is,its the better version,without the cheesy 70's music but with songs from Kiss's solo albums,its on the kissology 2 dvd set

[bitpart2]

wow, loved it as a kid but omg should have had the gentiles fixing the script instead of the car eh Gene- great to see it though!

[lashutterbug]

Gotta love that 70s-era non-KISS soundtrack they put on. So typically heavy on the wah-wah: waka-waka, waka-waka, whaaahhh...

Also, the only time Ace ever flipped out like in this scene was in his head, heh heh

[FuckinMetalPunk]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

[loquillocopiapino]

ke ridicula la pelea

pero pasa por ke es de kiss

jajaja

deberian hacer elr remake pero con efectos modernos

seria genial

jajaja

[tituspicasso]

I remember balling my eyes out at age six because my parents wouldn't let me stay up and watch this. I seriously thought it was the worst thing that would ever happen to me.

Paul @ 2:36 kills me.

Funny. Thanks for posting.

[reformedfruit]

great stuff!

[stemikger]

I love that look Paul Stanley gives.  I'll kill you with my gay stare. LOL.

[nomamesxx]

bulshit

[iluvthestarchild]

yea i bought KISSOLOGY too.

[collintheninja]

I wonder how embarrassed of this they are now?

[scissorhands94]

We have this movie,its kinda corny but still pretty cool

[BadBoyofRock]

Love the porn music!

[luvpaulstanley52]

i want this movie sooo badly!! do any of u know where i could get it?

[fifthwheel100]

search for it on google. im sure u'll find it somewhere

but it probably wont be legal...

[Skillfire]

You can buy it on Amazon but it costs an arm and a leg :/

[ekrist]

This movie is on Kissology II. I just bought it for $24.00.

[mystah]

They need dragonzord power, now! :P j/k

It's WORSE than *that* bad.

[coryyroc]

kizz waz the shit in its time and ya all know it !

lmao

[gokufighter]

''the warriors'' should come out and kick everyones ass

[Skillfire]

Don't disgrace a true classic with the trendy Warrior crap

[jov4]

The second "most watched" made for tv movie of the decade, Roots being number one. Amazing.

[glennguagmire]

KISS rock but this is just...odd lol. i like it coz its random.

[swiop]

i have this movie its so stupid.

paul stanley:what your compute space ace?

ace:insuftiant data at the moment star child

[mgabrys]

Didn't know Kiss and their fans were such fans of music that included "wachako wachakoes". Swank-key! Better than most Blackploitation epics I'd think!

[johnnymarcus]

cheesie as hell!!!!!!!!!! but,they are my favorite band of all time.OSCARS TO ALL FOUR OF THEM!!!!!!!!!LOL!!

[spaceace1223]

that was awesome i love kiss, and guess what in the 70's that was like awesome. but they still have the worst acting skills.

[vundertowv]

What's scarier than this movie? The fact I have it on VHS. ::hangs head in shame::: Hey, this was COOL back when I was 7!

[GlitterMike]

You have nothing to be ashamed of. I was 10 at the time this movie was aired, and I thought it was the second coolest movie in the world, after STAR WARS.

Oh God, that fight scene is HYSTERICAL! If it wasn't for that horrible "Sgt. Pepper" movie, the one that starred the Bee Gees and Peter Frampton, this movie would go down as the all time worse band movie ever.

[vundertowv]

HEY! I LIKED SGT. PEPPER! I HAVE THAT ON VHS TOO. AEROSMITH ROCKED!

[Rikun1]

I got this movie on DVD for my cousin as a Christmas present! I thought it was cool. Cheesy, but cool!

[KSTONER]

LMFAO!!!!! Wow this is like watching the Japanese Live Action Spider-Man!

[Megatron12]

Why didn`t this movie win an academy award? Oh the humanity!!!