You are a Noob on XDA-Developers

[DarkSlayerCuber]

hahaha... fkin luv dis vdeo

[Longwittyusername]

Abusing use of typography. Still, these sorts of videos seem to do well.

[TiMthisIS]

Outstanding intro video.  Funny, well written, great voice over and what looks like a ton of video work to put together.

[subscribe0me]

Hope i find sassiBoB in XXXDA developers xD

[daniyalahmed97]

I laughed so hard I thing I dropped a third testicle!!!

[uDnMann]

LMAO xDDDD

[rezapradikta]

i love this video.... :D

[ReSpaWneDead]

2 months already watching it every day. Goddammit it is addictive :D

[teguhEpz]

what kinda software you use to make this video?...im interested with it

[errortainment]

@teguhEpz im pretty sure its after effects and its called "kinetic Typography" search it on youtube you'll see lots of it done on famous quotes in movies. really cool,

[333dde]

I love it!!! It cracks me up. It SHOULD be a requirement to watch a video like this on every forum. Great job on it.

[orlandoryo]

Amazing!

[quang010692]

lol they made this when having 4m users and say site's still under construction

[TimidRatt]

I mean it looks cool, but it's pointless when you can only make one word out of each sentence.

[TimidRatt]

Is Azrienoch dsylexic and on meth? who can read from bottom too top that fast besides a dsylexic tweeker?

[TheVodkaCake]

Very skilled video editor.

[floodbond]

CHILDREN AT PLAY

[pakeye]

No swearing..... you ungrateful bastards :P

[Whoahahaha]

o.O



[Osmankhan786]

At least he said bye

[llllllllIIlllllllIIl]

XDXDXDXD

[MrSycoChild]

Lol @ intro! xD

[faanaticbr]

You are a  noob \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

[ToBeGallant]

This is how the "Terms of Use" and "Privacy Policy" should work!

I have WATCHED and agree to Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

[mashakos]

terrific after effects work.

[VeryTinyBee]

I can't wipe it clean.

I put it in the dishwasher but it is still smudged.

-SpecialNoob

[cs4589999]

LOL，cool~

[RoyalTemp]

Lol, Brilliant intro!

[GruvenStylin]

I like the Dennis Leary Ford commercial style.

[1998anirudh]

lol the intro made me laugh XD xD XD XD XD

[rctfan435435]

Still waiting for xxxdadevelopers

[WickedHeadHunter]

Is it a special request to have iphone tossed off market permantly lol?

[Spyrouklas1]

Ok. By far the best Rules and Agreements ever

[helgicz]

Now i hate myself... thanks...

[JulioJLuna89]

YOUR FUCKING NOOB I KNEW IT!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

[hiccups1980]

i LOVE it! :)

[dales007]

lol epic

[ssmantri]

i want to install android ice Scream sandwich ! on my N82 ? is that a special request ??

[fosics]

BTW, how do I root a Motorola V3? naaa, Im joking, great video

[nprussell1]

I'm baffled by the amount of people that don't get this, claiming it is 'ignorant'.

Wow. Just wow. 

[sami282149]

im not gonna use this site anymore....

[nathsgames]

Extremely ignorant...

[21AEKAPA21]

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[oguzsip]

hilarious 

[PkmmteXeleon]

Best video ever! 3

[xXzooma94Xx]

the only end user agreement..i read or will ever read!! this fucking hilarious!!!

[funnyangrykid]

DAMMIT. i KNEW i was lookin for porn on the wrong site.

[superharryboy]

This is just almost 2 minutes long, but it feels like 5.

[TheToda2]

the best "end user agreement" notes ever.

[HomerLivesInChina]

sooo, how do i instal ios on my htc?

[CODxXeliteXx]

@HomerLivesInChina wow, you were also redirected from that site? lol i clicked the link and im like: ok.. IM A NOOB WHERE IS MY IOS INSTALL?!??!?

[HomerLivesInChina]

@CODxXeliteXx Hahaha True Dat, same here! :D

[andreasyeah1994007]

@HomerLivesInChina why the **** do you want to install ios to an htc? why are you doing this to your phone?

[qepaxhiu]

this is fucking true and i thank everyone when they post on my thread even when i dont like it

[Akylification]

lmao

[belfami]

this is just awesome.

[adityareds]

fantastic video.. i registered just for the video...

[blacsoulnt]

am a noob... hahaha!

[ZZ3435ff]

LMAO

[uniman6699]

best introductory video ever!

[stavrospod]

I am noooooobbb!!!! yeahhhh!!! :) nice to meet you xda! :-P

[skylinmegas9290]

..hahah i just smiled and laughed ,my old account got locked(forgot my password but aol messed up my email so can't reset)so making a new account i see this video for the first time ...funny video

[duongnguyenquy212]

ye. i dont want to be a noob. so i join this 4rum LOL

[artturnip]

Don't ask me how many times I've watched this... it's brilliant!!!

[2Deadstream]

haha "xxxda" cellphone sex haha apple cross blackberry!! THE All NEW....... "MacBerry!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHA Oh God Fail... lol

[archicorn2789]

This was the first of its kind. Never been to any site putting out an intro video of such sort. This is simply....amazing

[horgyboy]

I hope you get rich from it!!!!!!!!

[horgyboy]

This is the greatest forum EVER!!!!!

[martinatntn]

i hope the site be as cool as the video is!

[alpeshrpatel1]

bhosdike



[JayRulenBaby]

I'M A NOOB ^_^  xda User name Jay-Rulen :P btw EPIC VIDEO i was shiting candykane after this video hahahah THUMB UP FOR THE NOOBS ^_^

[jamesssssss]

Is xxxdadevelopers still under construction? man, hope I find pretty geek girls!

[rushikdave]

Ha ha ha ha,.... I LOVE THIS VIDEO ... :))

[RainbowDashieFTW]

luckly i signed up before this

[smartasstweak]

what happened to the install ios onto android video?

[hosweetim89]

Man I hate it when people can't work the friggin forums.

[SpikesScarletWitch]

ps: if the non sex having brainiacs would 1. bathe regularly, 2. not eat with their mouth open, & 3. clean their domicile fairly regularly? they might get laid alot more..cause folks? i'm talkin clean, non splooge scented sheets here people!!

*ahem* intelligence is S~E~X~Y!!

[SpikesScarletWitch]

eh....ok, noob to THAT website? somewhat. but as one who has dealt with other forums? i gotta say that was a total HOOT!! made me laugh several times. so yeah..i was amused and informed. s'all good.

[MrAzkridth]

I don't think it's bullying. Most people nowadays enjoy this crude humor. I know I do. :)

[TheAlinca16]

Omg....its make me cry lmaoooo hahaa

[323chicano]

hahah wow this should be on every forum. it would help me find answers i look for instead of finding a crapload of unanswerd similar questionsd

[arieljersey1]

If You Looking For Porn You Are In The Wrong Site So Funny Ahaha. :-D

[CorporateSilverback]

Haha quality! :D

[posidiff]

this...this is fantastically amazing. no other words describe it.

[yessirsir]

Looks like some people need to compensate for not getting laid... If no one is special, means you are not as well, so instead of bitching at people, design your forum using your brain. *cough*read"BarrySumpter"comme­nt*cough*

Sounds to me that if you can't even handle noobs being on your forum, it must be a real fucking mess when dealing with more serious matters. lol

[Aradia0013]

HAAHAHAHAHAHHA/this was funny! Its cool video BUT is it realy necesary that way of puting it?

[phxeko]

i'm crying right now..

[euni2john]

Could someone tell me what package is used to create the graphic effects on the words which I found very impressive

[ImpracticalGeeks]

your not special

[amylkl]

This is hilarious.

[sputnik239]

Holly crap do much anger yet we the internet surfs are the ones who visted xda and made it into something and then you post this crap saying we have a problem. i think not clearly you have a problem. If your not happy with us the internet surf then shut down your fucking site

Case closed

[k1skaaa]

@sputnik239

XDA developers was created for developers, not the average internet surfer. Tard.

[sputnik239]

@k1skaaa you arse hole if it was created for developers then y on earth are all the noob

hanging around on xda you tosser

[k1skaaa]

@sputnik239

Because they google how to do things with their phones, moron.

[sputnik239]

@k1skaaa that mean they are a noob not developer you tard

[k1skaaa]

@sputnik239

Well no shit, that's why all of you noobs go to XDA devs, because of Google. XDA Devs is made for developers, the noobs google shit that they don't know (since XDA developers have solves issues and created better software) and end up there. It's not that hard to figure out. Logic trumps arrogance, bro. I suggest you take that to heart.

[rockrul3s25]

@sputnik239 you are embarrassing yourself. just shut up. the reason why NOOBS are hanging around XDA is because they google shit about their phone and stick with XDA. simple as that.

[sputnik239]

@rockrul3s25 you shut the fuck up you fag swinging on a little kids swing with your girlfriend get a fucking hair cut you fag

[Funkopotomis]

i laughed

but does anyone know how i broke my phone? i tried this thing but now it doesnt work

[kvswim]

So much win..

[mastrofin]

Ace video xD Seen it for the first time today when wanting to register on the site. LOVED IT XD. Dont care if its offending.... Its true. Thumbs up for the introduction!!!!

[forallpurposesonly]

This video is offending, really.

[ukilliheal]

This is awesome! Best written ToS ever.

[B11111000011]

Completely agree Barry

[dcwinds]

I love this video, so funny, and honest. It doesn't say anything I haven't read in 99% of forums out there, and it cuts to the heart of why these rules exist. Ignorant people. Most people know and abide by these fairly standard forum conventions. Some people are ignorant in the sense that, this is new, they really don't know. Most people, most of the time, cut them a bit of slack. Then there is the other type of ignorant; rude, confrontational, stupid. And non-noobs, trolls, spammers, scammers.

[reptedjess]

Nice!

[designs2p]

You bastard!!

[schpeik]

Please do NOT msg me here or anywhere else,

I don't need new friends.

I am NOT a computer supporter.

Go and make a fanclub

[tomsawyer2k5]

I watched it 2wice too :D Good video :D

[klarik01]

I saw this when i signed up for xda. I laughed so hard that i've watched it 3 times...

[MrMrKingfisher]

I want to make VIdeos like that, but i better don't ask in the wrong Cathegory of the forum =D

[mollaemmanuel]

stai shallo...



[ExynosPowered]

Awesome, simply awesome ^^ Will SassiBoB be the main attraction on XXXDA? ^^

[hanzou]

Developers are not special either...

now BYE!

[dongimin2]

XDA feels like a generic FPS game

[pote2639conan]

@dongimin2 I almost compare this to tf2 f2p =P

[ccaian1]

Also I'm only to find out how to post, so get on with it.

You're not funny, and have absolutely no charisma. So shut the fuck up

[ccaian1]

Asshole I had an emergency and you fuckers prevent me from accessing the forums.

This 10 rule thing is stupid.

[FermiGBM1]

lol you damn bastards

[magicmanspaz]

That's cool!

[alexwalmart100]

My god this vid made my day.

[woodynws]

One of the best intro videos i ever watched :-) Well done!

[egrazeba]

I don't hate myself!

[egrazeba]

Stupid idiots!

[rdwhiteii]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[TheLFM17]

Fuck you bastard call your mom asshole. You be courteous so we all learn to be but you act like asshole some I am too. IDGAF how much u spend time in that forum.

[kevinriley17]

I just registered for xda and watched this. This is the best welcoming video ever on any forum site i've been too.

[Kaste13]

fucking awsome ;)

[55afrothunder]

I'm am a noob because I have a life. Who's the lame now hahaaha

[MantisKiller]

LOL, there are some angry noobs xDD!!!

They don't get the meaning of forum or thread -.-

[aatkco]

That's what I really hate about XDA :(

[noahking69]

@aatkco if you get around >100 pms in ONE day, and this over weeks/months you will feel same....

[aatkco]

@noahking69 I agree but there is a nice way to say it, those n00bs aren't slaves you know :)

[noahking69]

@aatkco true, but i think a lot of the people wich try too use customs, don´t know how complicated it is, and they really should read more (time), they should google it in 10 different possibillitys, (like i do), so there would be less work for the cooks,..

(cause messages/pms..)

i want to have, what they are making for my phone, so i need to be friendy, and look/read intensive, before i ask something, ..

however, good new year(broken finger for me/stairs ^^)....

[maxxikhmer]

Everyone was a noob once, and harassing those people that new to the forum is only the work of dicks would do. "Originally Posted by Konstantinos from XDA forum.

First of all people, stop repeating what the developers said. You act like good little dogs. ... You are more pricks than they are, in case you haven't noticed, well, because you act like dogs as I said.."

This kind of guy shouldn't be on there.

[BarrySumpter]

I'm a developer with 35 years experience and am ashamed of this video.

Thats pretty much ass holes bullying.

This makes out like all developers are loosers who were abused as children

and perpetuate the issue by continually bullying others.

Or crotchity old farts angry because they can't bully someone into having sex with them.

Just create a public forum for noobs for each topic.

And create a private forum for each topic for 'xda developers'.

--That way xda developers can bully each other.

FuQ

[88SUPA1]

@BarrySumpter You can't tolerate sarcasm, can you?

[maxxikhmer]

@BarrySumpter Totally agreed to your statement. Some people on XDA forum like to called themselves Mr. Know it all. Their behaviours are appalling. Bullying is all they can do.

[ShadVonHass]

@BarrySumpter So, what kind of developer are you? Do you talk to the users of your programs all the time? What kind of users are they? This is for the 14-year olds with new phones that want an update every week for their phones even though all the software you could possibly want + more is already there. Want to know what I'm talking about? Check out "UnNamed Rom" in AT&T SGSII development section, and see how many people want another update, even though they should just wait for ICS.

[icl0udn3t]

@BarrySumpter I wish there are many people like you man. It is hard to be grown up for some ignorant developers.

[DumbDoraTheExplorer]

@BarrySumpter awwww i think it was GREAT. It gets the point across with humor and information, what more could you want?

BTC

[theaccount0]

@BarrySumpter rofl well said

[k1skaaa]

@BarrySumpter

Honestly, I think you should simply step off your high horse and realize this is for laughs. It's not meant to be taken as seriously as you're making it seem. It's for entertainment while also subliminally educational.

You realize by calling them "assholes, losers who were abused as children, angry old farts that can't get laid" you're being a hypocrite, right?

I'm ashamed of you for the way you went at this. If you really have a problem with humor in the fashion, leave.

[sputnik239]

@BarrySumpter well said

[rockrl98]

@BarrySumpter so tell me. You are developer and you didnt uploaded even one video so you ar litle fagg i think.

[osaeed08]

@BarrySumpter I can't agree more!

[cybik]

@leleobhz suck it up. Dev threads are for DEVELOPMENT. Q&A forums are for questions.

[stonyrue]

i am a noob.

[teamrocket1156]

This is soooo true! Hate people asking dumb questions!!

[leleobhz]

Damn XDA Admins assholes, if questions cant be done in forum, CLOSE THIS! I understand a lot of people ask for things already asked/awnsered before, but a think like this is unrespectfull and may make people with really complicated questions or a 0 day bug unmotived to ask.

[MisterRayYT]

@leleobhz No, what is "unrespectfull" is spamming the forum with your deranged questions when they have been answered hundreds of times.

You really think that you are so important that you have the right to waste everyone else's time answering or even just reading your crud instead of spending 5 minutes with the search tool?

The forum, and more than likely life itself, would be better off without you and your kind.

[leleobhz]

@MisterRayYT I have friends unable to post in XDA dev forums to send pathes for Android. And now?

[ShockBomber]

Will sassibob be on xxxda?(; hahaha joking, great video:')

[Gokurage]

This video Sir has won the internet!!!

[thecremeegg]

Yay internet elitism! Cocks

[xTonyLeo]

Best intro video.... EVAR

[cbattistuta]

very interested in XXXDA!

[kenkensistoso]

i dont post useless things in the thread... im just waiting.... closing the thread is the right thing...

[mromnomnom1000]

New members should be made to watch this when they sign up. :D

[zCyberSoul]

@mromnomnom1000 i agreeeee as 1 of the most tinyyyyy noobs! new signed people MUST WATCH THIS XD

as my experience to be a noob i must NOT annoy people!

so no problems with being a noob anyways! :D

xda FTW.

Note:Noobs life less boring if you experience it (wink)! ;D

[jknvv13]

I'm the special n00b.

[Y0mAmA84]

This was good!!! I'm a newbie to the site, but I don't go around asking stupid questions. Some people are just extremely annoying

[BajoBozovic]

Awesome clip, should be sent to every new xda member to be made to watch before joining.

[nos97]

God damn those noobs on the CM9 SGS2 thread

[blitzwing1]

@nos97 Oh yea i can't even read that crap without getting annoyed (i'm neither a dev or important for that matter) by some of the di*ks that lurk on there see why codeworkx is not going to update the thread until they get something new to update it with.

[liljom]

fantastic

I just save it to the bookmarks, so I can use it when it's needed :D

[MrMdemiC]

Never used XDA-Forum but this movie is Epic as hell :D

Thnx @Quindor

[QuiteMann]

the only time i ever actually read "watched" the policy thingy before i check (i read the ----)

Nice!

[freshkryp69]

@shortymcfiggets , you hit the nail on the head! Or they could try & get some pussy, they'd forget all about that phone!