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  • this is true of all men. All men are pigs. They come in different suits but basically they are all lyers, manpulators and cheaters.

  • Reminds me of my ex! :D

  • ey sensual girl here just for you baby

  • ey sensual and artistic!

  • Women like selfish immature jerks because it reminds them of themselves.

  • the sad part is that although this is over dramatized, the clip speaks the truth on how stupid women are when choosing their partners (of course this not all women but it is most)

  • ha Im professional BALLET dancer. You can ask me to give you ballet show 

  • I'm a nice person if I don't know you. When I meet you upfront you will say "he's a nice guy". That's what everybody says when they meet me. "Oh he's a gentlemen" or "he's so mature".

    What you don't know is that I'm only like that to people I'm not close to. Once you get close to me all hell will break lose. If I'm upset I will break everything in the house. If you think you can tell me what to do then I will punish you. And give you a beating.

    Not everything is what it seems.

  • @APBTerriers You sound like a real asshole, yep.

  • @APBTerriers

    haha, likewise I'm like that, I'm a gentleman only in public.

  • This is completely contrary to every non/Disney movie I have ever watched.

  • Girls are stupid.

  • arse not ass - An ass is a type of donkey

  • SIZE MATTERS

  • @1:14

    typical woman

  • Nick Burns is a great sketch show actor, he can play the nicest guys or absolute bastards and make both so convincing!

  • Lol, I relate! ^.^

    Life is funny... They say boys like sex more than girls, but they seem to go for the shy, cute, meek CHASTE little girls who'll be all like "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." On the other hand, girls like bastards who'll treat em like shit but fuck em good and proper.

    Ahhhh hormones! :)

  • @DancesWithThunder "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." I never work out the logic behind that.

  • this is hurtfull. exspecialy if ure a nice guy. its like-its no use mate just join the army and get a bullet in ure ribs because i aint finding the one at all

  • Women only get pissed off at this skit, cause they know it's so true! Seriously, ask yourself how many times you've met some awesome baelicious lady and then met the drop-kick man she's hanging out with LOLOL....this skit nails it.....

  • >'Women like bastards' theme

    Aaaaand out come the bitter, lonely neckbeards.

  • katrinalikespancakes go back to the kitchen, your bastard left you too much chain!

  • ladies, it's just really difficult to consistently treat you like the garbage you think you are...i mean, try as i may, it's just exhausting.

  • So some women like bastards.

    In my experience, men like slags.

    Oh, and don't group women who like bastards with women who don't. Especially when you're going off the contents of a comedy show. :)

  • The problem with this sketch, is that it's so accurate that it's actually not funny.

    But that makes it funny again.

    ahahaha

  • I can promise to never remember your birthday

  • omg this is so funny

  • To quote blatspanner: "I find women go for jobless child-abusers..." Here in the Midwest of the U.S., don't forget to add in..."under-educated, meth-amphetamine making, pot-smoking, alcoholic, ex-con white trash or dope-dealing, slacker black dude for wants the big fat ones with low self-esteem" Some of these bastards make "Chavs" look like gentlemen!

  • women are weird.. they choose the worst and complain about it rofl

  • WTF is with the one on the left's nose?

  • Don't be mean (but you can't miss it,can you) have you watch confetti british film, she's ment to have a nose job but it looks worse.really funny.

  • @moonwitch1981 Oh yeah - I thought I recognised that American woman from Confetti - they had the tennis themed wedding. I knew I recognised her from something

  • um... its just HUGE...

  • her nose is like that because her mom drank when she was pregnant.

  • any woman want a REAL asshole, thats ME.

    im an unemployed, sociopathic heroin addict (TRUE STORY).

    i could treat you worse than any man you will ever meet

  • @w0bbl3r im afraid in some cases u are right xDDD

  • @w0bbl3r A real Bastard, thats me

  • Man this video is SO TRUE!

    Even when they have the best of everything, its hard to find women who are completely happy and content. Its like they need misery in their lives in order for them to feel 'normal'. Not only in their own lives, but frequently lives of the men they're with.

    To the dude who said pick 2 out of Sexy, Sane, Single. Not quite right. It should be Sexy, Single and LESS insane, naggy and whiny, because a sane woman is an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

  • funny I love bbc

  • While many may take this as gospel, remember two things gentlemen:

    Women come with the following qualities:

    Single. Sane. Sexy.

    Pick two.

    And also remember, everytime you see some gorgeous hot model who drips sex - somewhere there is a due who is sick of her shit.

    :-3

    -Qes

  • *Dude

  • mate, that's legendary advice

  • In a world where if you break up with someone they are a jerk/bitch.

    And when you're in a relationship with someone who is busy then they are jerks.

    And when they pay attention they're being smothering.

    And your emergency backup love-interest is just *such* a nice person.

    (In a world where people are inclined to thumb up a post like this because they probably assume just because you know what hypocrisy is, means you aren't guilty of it yourself. Now fetch me a fucking sandwich, bitch.)

  • It seems some people can't be happy without something to complain about.

  • retardo

  • A lot of truth in this one. Just admit it...

  • holy christ theflowful!!! do you live on the internet?

  • I can tell you what matters absolutely least though. Looks.

    Even when picking up strangers in a bar. As soon as a handsome man is approached or is approaching, if his body language starts painting an insecure etc. picture interest WILL be lost no matter how good looking he might be.

    However for men, their good looks might give them genuine self-esteem or at least confidence masquerading as self-esteem, wich further reinforces the man-myth that looks is the most important initial attractor.

  • No offence intended but are you by any chance not good looking, or lacking in self esteem, hence the rush of contradictory self-motivation you posted below?

    And no matter what you say, looks DO make a big difference. Even from a psycological basis, women are programmed to be attracted to better looking handsome men.

    Perhaps you are delusional, and try to convince yourself otherwise?

    However attitude can also make a HUGE difference, and many guys can also be in with a chance!

  • Not necessarily.

  • When women talk about what men they "like" they might describe them quite diffrently. Tall, dark, handsome, well travelled etc. Many adjectives can be used.

    But they really just talk about exactly the same archetype, it's just their perception of what their inner desires are that might come out in

    diffrent ways.

    However, nothing is as easy or black and white as I've written. Many many many factors matter, and there are exceptions. Traumatic events etc.

  • My tip to men is start accepting and loving yourself. Look up what self-esteem is. No it's not confidence, and please stop reading "how to pickup women" books. That's not your issue, and that comes for free anyway.

    Do some home cognitive behavioural treatment of yourself to improve your self-esteem.

    If you can't find a way to feel completely secure in all environments, learn self-defence. Judo or jijutsu perhaps. You're never to old and it's good to be able to help someone in trouble.

  • The go for assertive, calm, cool, self-assured men. Men completely safe in any environment and threatened by noone.

    This type of male has two rough basic forms, with many types of variation ofc. The type that pushes other down to force himself up, and the type that doesn't have to.

    The latter being every woman secret dream, wether they know about or accept it at all. The kind of mediterrenean type wich covers every soft-porn womens pocket in the world.

  • I guess my question is, then, why don't women want something which is more like themselves?

    Every woman I've met, no matter how "assertive, calm, cool, self-assured" has a part of them, which, at times, is completely the opposite.

    The 'secret dream' man you've painted above doesn't seem to me to be, well... er... human.

    Colour me confused.

  • i find women usually go for jobless child-abusers. in north london,anyway.

  • @blatspanner count Romania in on that

  • Crimey! Get over it, already! Everybody alive in the adult world knows what this is all about! That's why it's so funny AND, why it's sparked insecurity in those men who find this upsetting. Men, women...there's a stereotype for each gender.  It's satire, people! Get HELP if you don't get it!

  • haha  !

  • Doesn't apply to me. But thanks for sharing (I think).

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  • Actually, I read some scientific articles on human behavior.

    Historically, females selected those who could impregnate them the most easily and give them the best physical genes.

    Of course, afterwards they just discard them and look for mates for baby rearing.

    This happens in the animal world too.

    Anyhow, don't think too hard about it, to woman, men biologically are just tools for them.

    Tough men: Impregnators

    Nice men: Baby rearers.

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  • its a satire

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  • good god, people discussing about a stupid video? you people really don't have other things to do.

    man stroke woman rules :D

  • hahahahaahhahahahhahahahaahhah­ahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahaa­hhahahah!!

    is all i have to say  =]

  • YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! This was so awesome!!!

  • so true lol

  • LOL. that is all.

  • im a bastard woo hoo !

  • You are worth so much less than that!!!

  • Actually, I read some scientific articles on human behavior.

    Historically, females selected those who could impregnate them the most easily and give them the best physical genes.

    Of course, afterwards they just discard them and look for mates for baby rearing.

    This happens in the animal world too.

    Anyhow, don't think too hard about it, to woman, we men biologically are just tools for them.

    Tough men: Impregnators

    Nice men: Baby rearers.

  • I know what branch of socio-biology you refer to. A female will seek a physically athletic male, then, once impregnated, be content to have someone 'safe and dependable' with an income, to raise the baby. Yeah...I studied that too. Gross.

  • You say that now.....

  • "Doctors can now make sperm out of a woman's spine"? That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read in my entire life. I'm glad you don't want to get pregnant. That kind of idiocy and ignorance doesn't need to be spread to the next generation.

  • its true, look it up, YOUR the ignorant one

  • "Look it up" is the cry of the internet intellectual who read about this pseudo science on someone else's blog. FYI, I did try to "Look it up". I even went so far as to ask several cytologists. I can do that because I work in a hospital laboratory alongside them. They informed me of some interesting facts. Scientists are close to replicating human sex cells out of stem cells (note that stem is spelled S-T-E-M, not S-P-I-N-A-L). Before you accuse someone of ignorance, get your facts straight.

  • In that case you are the symptom of an STD... hahah. You're no better than genital warts/itching.

  • are you kidding me? you're making a judgement on some stupid video that is nothing like what women really are about! You say we blame you guys? well theres a reason! its not because you guys are so sweet to us, its because a lot of men are bastards. theyll cheat, flirt, lie, and so much more horrible stuff!! then guys get pissed when a woman does that to them, and well there it is. its good that some guys get to see what a lot of women have to endure from their crappy, asshole of a boyfriend.

  • yea cuz u annoying cunts talk too much. then u complain that we are ignorant. if u think men are suh bastards then why dont u become a lesbian? o wait i guess u are one already.

  • haha there it is again!!!!! thank you!! you just proved my point. and why would i want to become a lesbian??? im not attracted to women at all. and only SOME men are bastards. i never said all. jeez try to read carefully

  • wow i guess i missed that. or i didnt bother trying to give a shit.

  • wow.....great job. good luck in life

  • so...who's the girl who screwed you over?

  • Since when did women go for nice men? They go for men they find attractive whether they are bastards or not.

  • That's true. We do do that. Honestly, I try not to, but I really don't know what it is. I think we go for jerks because we want them to be nice to us, so we can feel special. We would think that we were the only person who could bring out the jerk's nice side. But the truth is, it's the nice guys who think we are special, and we should be going for them. And I think a lot of women do figure it out eventually, I mean look at all the people who have gotten married...

  • I don't want to burst your bubble but...not all married couples are committed to their true soul mates.

  • Well you don't really have any reason behind the women are dumb comment, just saying. And you can't really stereotype intelligence. It has nothing to do with gender, race, or sexuality. It's your BRAIN. And murderers get fan mail because guess what? Not all creeps and psychos are in jail.

  • Josef Fritzl receives fan mail, do you have any idea what that guy did to his daughter, it sickens me to think that women actually give that monster attention, along with Ian Huntley. To me those women are just bad as him in a way, why can they show him compassion but not his daughter.

  • I'm not trying to sass you but I'll let you in on a little secret... most women that go for jerks do so because they have a self esteem problem and subconsciously believe they deserve to be treated like that. Some strive for an unrealistic standard of beauty created by the media and others just had unsupportive parents but the result is similar. Of course the unappreciated nice guys who continue to have a crush on them have problems of their own but similarly some eventually figure that out too

  • Well I went for a jerk because I wanted a challenge. I thought I could change him, but it didnt work out too well. He screwed me over, I got pissed, and we made up 3 months later. Now he is a great friend to me. I think all women have their own different reasons for going out with jerks. But it never ends well, I know that much. And hopefully most women see a great guy and go for him, then suddenly that jerk in the background will disappear...

  • @bzzhuh I put it down tothe assholes hav the confdence to approach the girls. Where the nice guys like you said dont have the cofidence to approach them. fucked up it is.

  • Weird ain't it? But it's true. Nice, decent, hard working, law-abiding, caring, guys... you're pathetic.

    Ain't got a chance with THAT type of woman. But then...do you want a chance? If so,

    rob a bank, deal drugs, etc and be a complete *******.

    And whilst you're in jail, your partner will write to a mass murderer on death row...

    It's weird stuff you have to admit...

  • been there (guys position) too many times, still find this funny tho lol can't beat british humour

  • Ha ha, genius British comedy, it's so true as well. all women go for bad guys! we need the drama, lol

  • The sad thing is that I know a few women like this. They can never be happy. And that's what make this skit hilarious! :D

    I'm just glad that only a few women are like this.

  • haha thats funny. i know a few women like this myself and it just makes me laugh.

  • I love this clip...it's just how us women are!

  • I've seen that embarrassed look on past girlfriends faces when I've been nice a sweet in front of their mates. God what a loser I was!

  • That lady just does it for me ..... Tis but a hard life eh....

  • how profound

  • I love how embarrassed she looks :D

  • When it comes to older cuples ( as in 20's and up ) yea guys are jerks but, girls hurt guys more then girls in the teen age years. If you ask me.. maybe they shoulndt chase jocks and ass wipes..

  • ooohhh bitter

  • Not if you impregnate her.

  • I found it different...I guess it just depends on who feels any emotion, be it positive or negative, stronger.

  • well if i may gusse, your ether not teen or, chase the perfect guys.

  • ahahaa, well...

    i'm a teen.

    and i don't chase the perfect guys. i chase the liars who dont give a shit how many girls they lead on. no, not perfect. sorry.

    (maybe i'm the bitter one...)

  • Probably because you chase liars!

  • lovely woman

  • exactly.

  • Aaaah, the truth.

  • 3.) he really wants to get laid

  • you're worth so much less than that!

    LOL!!

  • men are such dicks!!! lol this was great wish i could have their problem

  • "men are such dicks"

    good one!

  • they want you to remem there birthdays but when you do they get pissed wha???

  • Comedy, but it's true :)

  • onionsteph they do that because that is wat it make it funny. think OUTSIDE the box for a while :Dxx

  • Ta spaei!

  • "I thought I finally found my bastard"

  • It's a COMEDY ffs!

  • get over yourself please

  • its COMEDY, not reality

  • onionsteph, i hope you burn in hell, its clear you cant take a joke, my wife and me watched this series and she laughed her head off at the stereotypical jokes due to the face that they reflected the way a housewife is treated

  • all housewives wish to "find their bastards"?

  • Damn you're dumb.

    It's funny because it's the OPPOSITE of how people act. If this were true there'd be no joke!

  • i totally agree

  • No, this is about girls wanting to feel sorry for themselves rather than have a partner.

  • I agree with you completely.

  • If ONLY men were like that! lol! Not the men I have met at least!

  • OH no! Hes never going to forget my birthday again! LOL!

  • I agree with adrenocromi

  • i think girls go for dicks cuz they think anything too good has to be fake, thats why the like the hole 'real man issue.'

  • it's true, women seem to go for a barsted over a nice guy, im gona be honest but im a nice guy, n the amount of times a girl has chosen a complete dick over me is ridiculous, i kno am not the only 1. (i hope..)

  • Amen

  • Amen

  • RAmen

  • Nope, definitely not the only one...women are CRAZY

  • relax and enjoy the comedy! ;-P

  • wow

  • Bloody hell, have you never been bought a bottle of wine and a Chinese meal? I expect you were but dumped him for an abuser.

  • Never combined wine and Chinese food. Married only one time 37 years ago, still married to same guy, NOT an abuser.

    Touchy!

  • 3.) he really wants to get laid

  • poor yanks ! will never get it? but its fantastic .

  • Well, that's not fair! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes!

  • lol women love a challenge

    the one in the middle is a great actress

  • Daisy Haggard is brilliant!

    It's a pity she hasn't been in many large roles yet.

  • I love her facial expressions, all the great actors have funny facial expressions....jim carry kills me!!

  • The joke is that women generally go for assholes/douchebags, but when asked, they say they want an honest and nice man. In this sketch they just don't lie about it.

  • Ain't it the truth mate D=

  • The women I see are usually the assholes and end up with a great hard working man who gets them everything they want.

    No sane female would WANT an asshole.

  • how profound

  • My man's strong *and* whiney. Best o' both!

  • Favourite chinese, what a barstard!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is how im gonna do it: When i get a good girl im gonna give her a rose, then 2 roses, then a bundle.. and so on... At the time we would be at something that costs more than 20$ we would both be old and the pension is enough to cover it... Problem fixed! No more high expectations + I don't see the point in being so lame against men.. Where is the stuff about how bitchy women are sometimes?

  • hahah totally agree with those chicks!!!

  • hahahahahaha its actually soo funny!!!

  • This show is BRILLIANT!!!!!!

  • Where is the joke? This seems bang on the money to me.

  • Ever heard the phrase "nice men finish last"?

  • but bad guys cum first :)