the sad part is that although this is over dramatized, the clip speaks the truth on how stupid women are when choosing their partners (of course this not all women but it is most)
I'm a nice person if I don't know you. When I meet you upfront you will say "he's a nice guy". That's what everybody says when they meet me. "Oh he's a gentlemen" or "he's so mature".
What you don't know is that I'm only like that to people I'm not close to. Once you get close to me all hell will break lose. If I'm upset I will break everything in the house. If you think you can tell me what to do then I will punish you. And give you a beating.
Hello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these comments.
Life is funny... They say boys like sex more than girls, but they seem to go for the shy, cute, meek CHASTE little girls who'll be all like "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." On the other hand, girls like bastards who'll treat em like shit but fuck em good and proper.
@DancesWithThunder "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." I never work out the logic behind that.
this is hurtfull. exspecialy if ure a nice guy. its like-its no use mate just join the army and get a bullet in ure ribs because i aint finding the one at all
Women only get pissed off at this skit, cause they know it's so true! Seriously, ask yourself how many times you've met some awesome baelicious lady and then met the drop-kick man she's hanging out with LOLOL....this skit nails it.....
To quote blatspanner: "I find women go for jobless child-abusers..." Here in the Midwest of the U.S., don't forget to add in..."under-educated, meth-amphetamine making, pot-smoking, alcoholic, ex-con white trash or dope-dealing, slacker black dude for wants the big fat ones with low self-esteem" Some of these bastards make "Chavs" look like gentlemen!
@moonwitch1981 Oh yeah - I thought I recognised that American woman from Confetti - they had the tennis themed wedding. I knew I recognised her from something
Even when they have the best of everything, its hard to find women who are completely happy and content. Its like they need misery in their lives in order for them to feel 'normal'. Not only in their own lives, but frequently lives of the men they're with.
To the dude who said pick 2 out of Sexy, Sane, Single. Not quite right. It should be Sexy, Single and LESS insane, naggy and whiny, because a sane woman is an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
In a world where if you break up with someone they are a jerk/bitch.
And when you're in a relationship with someone who is busy then they are jerks.
And when they pay attention they're being smothering.
And your emergency backup love-interest is just *such* a nice person.
(In a world where people are inclined to thumb up a post like this because they probably assume just because you know what hypocrisy is, means you aren't guilty of it yourself. Now fetch me a fucking sandwich, bitch.)
I can tell you what matters absolutely least though. Looks.
Even when picking up strangers in a bar. As soon as a handsome man is approached or is approaching, if his body language starts painting an insecure etc. picture interest WILL be lost no matter how good looking he might be.
However for men, their good looks might give them genuine self-esteem or at least confidence masquerading as self-esteem, wich further reinforces the man-myth that looks is the most important initial attractor.
No offence intended but are you by any chance not good looking, or lacking in self esteem, hence the rush of contradictory self-motivation you posted below?
And no matter what you say, looks DO make a big difference. Even from a psycological basis, women are programmed to be attracted to better looking handsome men.
Perhaps you are delusional, and try to convince yourself otherwise?
However attitude can also make a HUGE difference, and many guys can also be in with a chance!
When women talk about what men they "like" they might describe them quite diffrently. Tall, dark, handsome, well travelled etc. Many adjectives can be used.
But they really just talk about exactly the same archetype, it's just their perception of what their inner desires are that might come out in
diffrent ways.
However, nothing is as easy or black and white as I've written. Many many many factors matter, and there are exceptions. Traumatic events etc.
My tip to men is start accepting and loving yourself. Look up what self-esteem is. No it's not confidence, and please stop reading "how to pickup women" books. That's not your issue, and that comes for free anyway.
Do some home cognitive behavioural treatment of yourself to improve your self-esteem.
If you can't find a way to feel completely secure in all environments, learn self-defence. Judo or jijutsu perhaps. You're never to old and it's good to be able to help someone in trouble.
The go for assertive, calm, cool, self-assured men. Men completely safe in any environment and threatened by noone.
This type of male has two rough basic forms, with many types of variation ofc. The type that pushes other down to force himself up, and the type that doesn't have to.
The latter being every woman secret dream, wether they know about or accept it at all. The kind of mediterrenean type wich covers every soft-porn womens pocket in the world.
Crimey! Get over it, already! Everybody alive in the adult world knows what this is all about! That's why it's so funny AND, why it's sparked insecurity in those men who find this upsetting. Men, women...there's a stereotype for each gender. It's satire, people! Get HELP if you don't get it!
I know what branch of socio-biology you refer to. A female will seek a physically athletic male, then, once impregnated, be content to have someone 'safe and dependable' with an income, to raise the baby. Yeah...I studied that too. Gross.
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so true. most of the fucking women just want more and more kids. i'll say it the way it is bitches. most females rather be lesbians but then they cant make a baby that way. fucking skanks. its the women's fault that this world is overpopulated. then they blame guys for it but its not like anyone enjoys working late for the rest of their lives. it'd be much better if every guy in the world just got a vasectomy. then the women would go crazy like the amazons lol.
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Actually, doctors can now make sperm out of a woman's spine, so even if you did get a vasectomy, it would still be possible to reproduce. :) And for the record, I never want children. Pregnancy is an STD.
"Doctors can now make sperm out of a woman's spine"? That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read in my entire life. I'm glad you don't want to get pregnant. That kind of idiocy and ignorance doesn't need to be spread to the next generation.
"Look it up" is the cry of the internet intellectual who read about this pseudo science on someone else's blog. FYI, I did try to "Look it up". I even went so far as to ask several cytologists. I can do that because I work in a hospital laboratory alongside them. They informed me of some interesting facts. Scientists are close to replicating human sex cells out of stem cells (note that stem is spelled S-T-E-M, not S-P-I-N-A-L). Before you accuse someone of ignorance, get your facts straight.
are you kidding me? you're making a judgement on some stupid video that is nothing like what women really are about! You say we blame you guys? well theres a reason! its not because you guys are so sweet to us, its because a lot of men are bastards. theyll cheat, flirt, lie, and so much more horrible stuff!! then guys get pissed when a woman does that to them, and well there it is. its good that some guys get to see what a lot of women have to endure from their crappy, asshole of a boyfriend.
yea cuz u annoying cunts talk too much. then u complain that we are ignorant. if u think men are suh bastards then why dont u become a lesbian? o wait i guess u are one already.
haha there it is again!!!!! thank you!! you just proved my point. and why would i want to become a lesbian??? im not attracted to women at all. and only SOME men are bastards. i never said all. jeez try to read carefully
That's true. We do do that. Honestly, I try not to, but I really don't know what it is. I think we go for jerks because we want them to be nice to us, so we can feel special. We would think that we were the only person who could bring out the jerk's nice side. But the truth is, it's the nice guys who think we are special, and we should be going for them. And I think a lot of women do figure it out eventually, I mean look at all the people who have gotten married...
Well you don't really have any reason behind the women are dumb comment, just saying. And you can't really stereotype intelligence. It has nothing to do with gender, race, or sexuality. It's your BRAIN. And murderers get fan mail because guess what? Not all creeps and psychos are in jail.
Josef Fritzl receives fan mail, do you have any idea what that guy did to his daughter, it sickens me to think that women actually give that monster attention, along with Ian Huntley. To me those women are just bad as him in a way, why can they show him compassion but not his daughter.
I'm not trying to sass you but I'll let you in on a little secret... most women that go for jerks do so because they have a self esteem problem and subconsciously believe they deserve to be treated like that. Some strive for an unrealistic standard of beauty created by the media and others just had unsupportive parents but the result is similar. Of course the unappreciated nice guys who continue to have a crush on them have problems of their own but similarly some eventually figure that out too
Well I went for a jerk because I wanted a challenge. I thought I could change him, but it didnt work out too well. He screwed me over, I got pissed, and we made up 3 months later. Now he is a great friend to me. I think all women have their own different reasons for going out with jerks. But it never ends well, I know that much. And hopefully most women see a great guy and go for him, then suddenly that jerk in the background will disappear...
@bzzhuh I put it down tothe assholes hav the confdence to approach the girls. Where the nice guys like you said dont have the cofidence to approach them. fucked up it is.
When it comes to older cuples ( as in 20's and up ) yea guys are jerks but, girls hurt guys more then girls in the teen age years. If you ask me.. maybe they shoulndt chase jocks and ass wipes..
onionsteph, i hope you burn in hell, its clear you cant take a joke, my wife and me watched this series and she laughed her head off at the stereotypical jokes due to the face that they reflected the way a housewife is treated
it's true, women seem to go for a barsted over a nice guy, im gona be honest but im a nice guy, n the amount of times a girl has chosen a complete dick over me is ridiculous, i kno am not the only 1. (i hope..)
The joke is that women generally go for assholes/douchebags, but when asked, they say they want an honest and nice man. In this sketch they just don't lie about it.
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No SANE female wants a loser either... Guys who are dicks are usually very manly... Its a cave and club thing.. Women are attracted to strong men not guys who whine...
This is how im gonna do it: When i get a good girl im gonna give her a rose, then 2 roses, then a bundle.. and so on... At the time we would be at something that costs more than 20$ we would both be old and the pension is enough to cover it... Problem fixed! No more high expectations + I don't see the point in being so lame against men.. Where is the stuff about how bitchy women are sometimes?
this is true of all men. All men are pigs. They come in different suits but basically they are all lyers, manpulators and cheaters.
misslevoyce 1 day ago
Reminds me of my ex! :D
beanbaguk 4 weeks ago
ey sensual girl here just for you baby
SundayIleanaxm441 2 months ago
ey sensual and artistic!
64lahorfrgsdn32 2 months ago
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so Im a student, living by herself, in love with fashion
tomchow214589 3 months ago
Women like selfish immature jerks because it reminds them of themselves.
nayphee 3 months ago
the sad part is that although this is over dramatized, the clip speaks the truth on how stupid women are when choosing their partners (of course this not all women but it is most)
Boghosianm 3 months ago
ha Im professional BALLET dancer. You can ask me to give you ballet show
4lulaHutcherson5 4 months ago
I'm a nice person if I don't know you. When I meet you upfront you will say "he's a nice guy". That's what everybody says when they meet me. "Oh he's a gentlemen" or "he's so mature".
What you don't know is that I'm only like that to people I'm not close to. Once you get close to me all hell will break lose. If I'm upset I will break everything in the house. If you think you can tell me what to do then I will punish you. And give you a beating.
Not everything is what it seems.
APBTerriers 8 months ago
@APBTerriers You sound like a real asshole, yep.
ChristopherDone 7 months ago
@APBTerriers
haha, likewise I'm like that, I'm a gentleman only in public.
AtheistTower 6 months ago
This is completely contrary to every non/Disney movie I have ever watched.
starprincess1000000 8 months ago
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Sorabad 9 months ago
Girls are stupid.
neroxtreme1380 9 months ago
arse not ass - An ass is a type of donkey
omegadeep 9 months ago 6
SIZE MATTERS
ZodaCarn 10 months ago
@1:14
typical woman
jjoe90 11 months ago
Nick Burns is a great sketch show actor, he can play the nicest guys or absolute bastards and make both so convincing!
Mp5Drummer 11 months ago 3
Lol, I relate! ^.^
Life is funny... They say boys like sex more than girls, but they seem to go for the shy, cute, meek CHASTE little girls who'll be all like "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." On the other hand, girls like bastards who'll treat em like shit but fuck em good and proper.
Ahhhh hormones! :)
DancesWithThunder 1 year ago 12
@DancesWithThunder "I don't wanna lose this beautiful friendship we've developped, so no. I'm not putting out." I never work out the logic behind that.
ChristopherDone 8 months ago
this is hurtfull. exspecialy if ure a nice guy. its like-its no use mate just join the army and get a bullet in ure ribs because i aint finding the one at all
FEAR709 1 year ago 2
Women only get pissed off at this skit, cause they know it's so true! Seriously, ask yourself how many times you've met some awesome baelicious lady and then met the drop-kick man she's hanging out with LOLOL....this skit nails it.....
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taniya3957 1 year ago
>'Women like bastards' theme
Aaaaand out come the bitter, lonely neckbeards.
savemexenu 1 year ago
katrinalikespancakes go back to the kitchen, your bastard left you too much chain!
TiggerTighe 1 year ago
ladies, it's just really difficult to consistently treat you like the garbage you think you are...i mean, try as i may, it's just exhausting.
eleutheromaniac 1 year ago
So some women like bastards.
In my experience, men like slags.
Oh, and don't group women who like bastards with women who don't. Especially when you're going off the contents of a comedy show. :)
katrinalikespancakes 1 year ago
The problem with this sketch, is that it's so accurate that it's actually not funny.
But that makes it funny again.
ahahaha
Karmoon7 1 year ago
I can promise to never remember your birthday
bradwolf07 1 year ago
omg this is so funny
GutiProducer 1 year ago
To quote blatspanner: "I find women go for jobless child-abusers..." Here in the Midwest of the U.S., don't forget to add in..."under-educated, meth-amphetamine making, pot-smoking, alcoholic, ex-con white trash or dope-dealing, slacker black dude for wants the big fat ones with low self-esteem" Some of these bastards make "Chavs" look like gentlemen!
drjavahead 1 year ago 3
women are weird.. they choose the worst and complain about it rofl
ggtRiiiPpy 1 year ago
WTF is with the one on the left's nose?
sausagedogmcgee 1 year ago
Don't be mean (but you can't miss it,can you) have you watch confetti british film, she's ment to have a nose job but it looks worse.really funny.
moonwitch1981 1 year ago
@moonwitch1981 Oh yeah - I thought I recognised that American woman from Confetti - they had the tennis themed wedding. I knew I recognised her from something
Rachiejane1 1 year ago
um... its just HUGE...
tomboy1141 1 year ago
her nose is like that because her mom drank when she was pregnant.
geoduct 1 year ago
any woman want a REAL asshole, thats ME.
im an unemployed, sociopathic heroin addict (TRUE STORY).
i could treat you worse than any man you will ever meet
w0bbl3r 2 years ago 122
@w0bbl3r im afraid in some cases u are right xDDD
ujoker777 1 year ago
@w0bbl3r A real Bastard, thats me
fiendingcrackmonkey 1 year ago
Man this video is SO TRUE!
Even when they have the best of everything, its hard to find women who are completely happy and content. Its like they need misery in their lives in order for them to feel 'normal'. Not only in their own lives, but frequently lives of the men they're with.
To the dude who said pick 2 out of Sexy, Sane, Single. Not quite right. It should be Sexy, Single and LESS insane, naggy and whiny, because a sane woman is an oxymoron if I ever saw one.
JDubs878 2 years ago 5
funny I love bbc
Megzm6 2 years ago
While many may take this as gospel, remember two things gentlemen:
Women come with the following qualities:
Single. Sane. Sexy.
Pick two.
And also remember, everytime you see some gorgeous hot model who drips sex - somewhere there is a due who is sick of her shit.
:-3
-Qes
QuasiEvilScott 2 years ago 10
*Dude
QuasiEvilScott 2 years ago 3
mate, that's legendary advice
Kentuckyhorse1 2 years ago
In a world where if you break up with someone they are a jerk/bitch.
And when you're in a relationship with someone who is busy then they are jerks.
And when they pay attention they're being smothering.
And your emergency backup love-interest is just *such* a nice person.
(In a world where people are inclined to thumb up a post like this because they probably assume just because you know what hypocrisy is, means you aren't guilty of it yourself. Now fetch me a fucking sandwich, bitch.)
marsbarz 2 years ago
It seems some people can't be happy without something to complain about.
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago 2
retardo
vortector 2 years ago
A lot of truth in this one. Just admit it...
undersolo 2 years ago
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boogaloo80 2 years ago
holy christ theflowful!!! do you live on the internet?
tankd4650 2 years ago 5
I can tell you what matters absolutely least though. Looks.
Even when picking up strangers in a bar. As soon as a handsome man is approached or is approaching, if his body language starts painting an insecure etc. picture interest WILL be lost no matter how good looking he might be.
However for men, their good looks might give them genuine self-esteem or at least confidence masquerading as self-esteem, wich further reinforces the man-myth that looks is the most important initial attractor.
theflowful 2 years ago
No offence intended but are you by any chance not good looking, or lacking in self esteem, hence the rush of contradictory self-motivation you posted below?
And no matter what you say, looks DO make a big difference. Even from a psycological basis, women are programmed to be attracted to better looking handsome men.
Perhaps you are delusional, and try to convince yourself otherwise?
However attitude can also make a HUGE difference, and many guys can also be in with a chance!
NinjaDeathTeddy 2 years ago
Not necessarily.
r0ll3dd 2 years ago
When women talk about what men they "like" they might describe them quite diffrently. Tall, dark, handsome, well travelled etc. Many adjectives can be used.
But they really just talk about exactly the same archetype, it's just their perception of what their inner desires are that might come out in
diffrent ways.
However, nothing is as easy or black and white as I've written. Many many many factors matter, and there are exceptions. Traumatic events etc.
theflowful 2 years ago
My tip to men is start accepting and loving yourself. Look up what self-esteem is. No it's not confidence, and please stop reading "how to pickup women" books. That's not your issue, and that comes for free anyway.
Do some home cognitive behavioural treatment of yourself to improve your self-esteem.
If you can't find a way to feel completely secure in all environments, learn self-defence. Judo or jijutsu perhaps. You're never to old and it's good to be able to help someone in trouble.
theflowful 2 years ago 2
The go for assertive, calm, cool, self-assured men. Men completely safe in any environment and threatened by noone.
This type of male has two rough basic forms, with many types of variation ofc. The type that pushes other down to force himself up, and the type that doesn't have to.
The latter being every woman secret dream, wether they know about or accept it at all. The kind of mediterrenean type wich covers every soft-porn womens pocket in the world.
theflowful 2 years ago
I guess my question is, then, why don't women want something which is more like themselves?
Every woman I've met, no matter how "assertive, calm, cool, self-assured" has a part of them, which, at times, is completely the opposite.
The 'secret dream' man you've painted above doesn't seem to me to be, well... er... human.
Colour me confused.
sjam042 2 years ago
i find women usually go for jobless child-abusers. in north london,anyway.
blatspanner 2 years ago 59
@blatspanner count Romania in on that
kponealex 1 year ago
Crimey! Get over it, already! Everybody alive in the adult world knows what this is all about! That's why it's so funny AND, why it's sparked insecurity in those men who find this upsetting. Men, women...there's a stereotype for each gender. It's satire, people! Get HELP if you don't get it!
milliondollarredhead 2 years ago 7
haha !
BloodNGutts 2 years ago
Doesn't apply to me. But thanks for sharing (I think).
ramey58 2 years ago
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Gabyvk94x 2 years ago
Actually, I read some scientific articles on human behavior.
Historically, females selected those who could impregnate them the most easily and give them the best physical genes.
Of course, afterwards they just discard them and look for mates for baby rearing.
This happens in the animal world too.
Anyhow, don't think too hard about it, to woman, men biologically are just tools for them.
Tough men: Impregnators
Nice men: Baby rearers.
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3)Hold your breath
4)look at your hands
xwizard10 2 years ago
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tobyboat 2 years ago
its a satire
juanpablofx 2 years ago
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tobyboat 2 years ago
good god, people discussing about a stupid video? you people really don't have other things to do.
man stroke woman rules :D
RockeroNato 2 years ago 4
hahahahaahhahahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahaahhahahahhahahahaahhahahah!!
is all i have to say =]
ilikepupdogs3 2 years ago
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was so awesome!!!
fetusjuice 2 years ago
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Haa ha, that's what the women are like in my area; except if they need money, they scream Rape.
jameswsparker 2 years ago
so true lol
neilss1 2 years ago
LOL. that is all.
k8iidevro 2 years ago
im a bastard woo hoo !
COCOTHEBUTCHER 2 years ago
You are worth so much less than that!!!
BroomeBlocker3 2 years ago 4
Actually, I read some scientific articles on human behavior.
Historically, females selected those who could impregnate them the most easily and give them the best physical genes.
Of course, afterwards they just discard them and look for mates for baby rearing.
This happens in the animal world too.
Anyhow, don't think too hard about it, to woman, we men biologically are just tools for them.
Tough men: Impregnators
Nice men: Baby rearers.
CMCDragonkai 3 years ago 6
I know what branch of socio-biology you refer to. A female will seek a physically athletic male, then, once impregnated, be content to have someone 'safe and dependable' with an income, to raise the baby. Yeah...I studied that too. Gross.
biopsychosocio 2 years ago 3
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so true. most of the fucking women just want more and more kids. i'll say it the way it is bitches. most females rather be lesbians but then they cant make a baby that way. fucking skanks. its the women's fault that this world is overpopulated. then they blame guys for it but its not like anyone enjoys working late for the rest of their lives. it'd be much better if every guy in the world just got a vasectomy. then the women would go crazy like the amazons lol.
FlamingFury5 2 years ago
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Actually, doctors can now make sperm out of a woman's spine, so even if you did get a vasectomy, it would still be possible to reproduce. :) And for the record, I never want children. Pregnancy is an STD.
darkraven408 2 years ago
You say that now.....
Carfer22 2 years ago
"Doctors can now make sperm out of a woman's spine"? That is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read in my entire life. I'm glad you don't want to get pregnant. That kind of idiocy and ignorance doesn't need to be spread to the next generation.
KdogPrime 2 years ago 3
its true, look it up, YOUR the ignorant one
Gabyvk94x 2 years ago
"Look it up" is the cry of the internet intellectual who read about this pseudo science on someone else's blog. FYI, I did try to "Look it up". I even went so far as to ask several cytologists. I can do that because I work in a hospital laboratory alongside them. They informed me of some interesting facts. Scientists are close to replicating human sex cells out of stem cells (note that stem is spelled S-T-E-M, not S-P-I-N-A-L). Before you accuse someone of ignorance, get your facts straight.
KdogPrime 2 years ago
In that case you are the symptom of an STD... hahah. You're no better than genital warts/itching.
illmitchjax 2 years ago
are you kidding me? you're making a judgement on some stupid video that is nothing like what women really are about! You say we blame you guys? well theres a reason! its not because you guys are so sweet to us, its because a lot of men are bastards. theyll cheat, flirt, lie, and so much more horrible stuff!! then guys get pissed when a woman does that to them, and well there it is. its good that some guys get to see what a lot of women have to endure from their crappy, asshole of a boyfriend.
misspinkalicious 2 years ago
yea cuz u annoying cunts talk too much. then u complain that we are ignorant. if u think men are suh bastards then why dont u become a lesbian? o wait i guess u are one already.
FlamingFury5 2 years ago
haha there it is again!!!!! thank you!! you just proved my point. and why would i want to become a lesbian??? im not attracted to women at all. and only SOME men are bastards. i never said all. jeez try to read carefully
misspinkalicious 2 years ago
wow i guess i missed that. or i didnt bother trying to give a shit.
FlamingFury5 2 years ago
wow.....great job. good luck in life
misspinkalicious 2 years ago
so...who's the girl who screwed you over?
misspinkalicious 2 years ago
Since when did women go for nice men? They go for men they find attractive whether they are bastards or not.
MiikeDante 2 years ago 5
That's true. We do do that. Honestly, I try not to, but I really don't know what it is. I think we go for jerks because we want them to be nice to us, so we can feel special. We would think that we were the only person who could bring out the jerk's nice side. But the truth is, it's the nice guys who think we are special, and we should be going for them. And I think a lot of women do figure it out eventually, I mean look at all the people who have gotten married...
misspinkalicious 2 years ago 10
I don't want to burst your bubble but...not all married couples are committed to their true soul mates.
kaledovic 2 years ago 4
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Women are so dumb, that explains why you get murderers in prison getting fan mail.
rockandstroll 2 years ago
Well you don't really have any reason behind the women are dumb comment, just saying. And you can't really stereotype intelligence. It has nothing to do with gender, race, or sexuality. It's your BRAIN. And murderers get fan mail because guess what? Not all creeps and psychos are in jail.
misspinkalicious 2 years ago 6
Josef Fritzl receives fan mail, do you have any idea what that guy did to his daughter, it sickens me to think that women actually give that monster attention, along with Ian Huntley. To me those women are just bad as him in a way, why can they show him compassion but not his daughter.
rockandstroll 2 years ago 8
I'm not trying to sass you but I'll let you in on a little secret... most women that go for jerks do so because they have a self esteem problem and subconsciously believe they deserve to be treated like that. Some strive for an unrealistic standard of beauty created by the media and others just had unsupportive parents but the result is similar. Of course the unappreciated nice guys who continue to have a crush on them have problems of their own but similarly some eventually figure that out too
bzzhuh 2 years ago 8
Well I went for a jerk because I wanted a challenge. I thought I could change him, but it didnt work out too well. He screwed me over, I got pissed, and we made up 3 months later. Now he is a great friend to me. I think all women have their own different reasons for going out with jerks. But it never ends well, I know that much. And hopefully most women see a great guy and go for him, then suddenly that jerk in the background will disappear...
misspinkalicious 2 years ago 5
@bzzhuh I put it down tothe assholes hav the confdence to approach the girls. Where the nice guys like you said dont have the cofidence to approach them. fucked up it is.
neilss1 2 years ago
Weird ain't it? But it's true. Nice, decent, hard working, law-abiding, caring, guys... you're pathetic.
Ain't got a chance with THAT type of woman. But then...do you want a chance? If so,
rob a bank, deal drugs, etc and be a complete *******.
And whilst you're in jail, your partner will write to a mass murderer on death row...
It's weird stuff you have to admit...
biopsychosocio 3 years ago
been there (guys position) too many times, still find this funny tho lol can't beat british humour
5pintsplease 3 years ago 3
Ha ha, genius British comedy, it's so true as well. all women go for bad guys! we need the drama, lol
mads88lovespizza 3 years ago 6
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i dont get it
jus2loud 3 years ago
The sad thing is that I know a few women like this. They can never be happy. And that's what make this skit hilarious! :D
I'm just glad that only a few women are like this.
Yadret 3 years ago
haha thats funny. i know a few women like this myself and it just makes me laugh.
mistermuffin420 3 years ago
I love this clip...it's just how us women are!
strictlygal 3 years ago 4
I've seen that embarrassed look on past girlfriends faces when I've been nice a sweet in front of their mates. God what a loser I was!
bishopthumpertythump 3 years ago 2
That lady just does it for me ..... Tis but a hard life eh....
mattyabsley 3 years ago
how profound
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
I love how embarrassed she looks :D
shotgunweddingxox 3 years ago
When it comes to older cuples ( as in 20's and up ) yea guys are jerks but, girls hurt guys more then girls in the teen age years. If you ask me.. maybe they shoulndt chase jocks and ass wipes..
skyguy15 3 years ago
ooohhh bitter
alasdairtimony 3 years ago
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yes... yes i am :|
skyguy15 3 years ago
Not if you impregnate her.
CMCDragonkai 3 years ago
I found it different...I guess it just depends on who feels any emotion, be it positive or negative, stronger.
Lisofbadfaith 3 years ago
well if i may gusse, your ether not teen or, chase the perfect guys.
skyguy15 3 years ago
ahahaa, well...
i'm a teen.
and i don't chase the perfect guys. i chase the liars who dont give a shit how many girls they lead on. no, not perfect. sorry.
(maybe i'm the bitter one...)
Lisofbadfaith 3 years ago
Probably because you chase liars!
NeverAloneForever 3 years ago
lovely woman
9246802478 3 years ago
exactly.
VileRueProductions 3 years ago
Aaaah, the truth.
Reggie1971 3 years ago
3.) he really wants to get laid
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
you're worth so much less than that!
LOL!!
drowningfish13 3 years ago 4
men are such dicks!!! lol this was great wish i could have their problem
missmoanypants 3 years ago
"men are such dicks"
good one!
MikaelFL 3 years ago
they want you to remem there birthdays but when you do they get pissed wha???
nevelisten 3 years ago
Comedy, but it's true :)
Totentanz616 3 years ago 2
onionsteph they do that because that is wat it make it funny. think OUTSIDE the box for a while :Dxx
windsurfbum 3 years ago
Ta spaei!
eastyoyo 3 years ago
"I thought I finally found my bastard"
Symphyla 3 years ago 4
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i hate this "comedy".
It so stereotypical and twists the truth.
There are many types of women out there.
So how can they make it to seem like all women like bad boys.
onionsteph 3 years ago
It's a COMEDY ffs!
Standard68 3 years ago 12
get over yourself please
EKZzor 3 years ago 3
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its steriotypical AND twists the truth?! wow.. never knew that was possible
xXHereWithoutYouXx 3 years ago
its COMEDY, not reality
scrumpyjackflash 3 years ago 4
onionsteph, i hope you burn in hell, its clear you cant take a joke, my wife and me watched this series and she laughed her head off at the stereotypical jokes due to the face that they reflected the way a housewife is treated
RazormaneTribe 3 years ago 4
all housewives wish to "find their bastards"?
onionsteph 3 years ago
Damn you're dumb.
It's funny because it's the OPPOSITE of how people act. If this were true there'd be no joke!
BenjaminBattington 3 years ago
i totally agree
Bboyphobia 3 years ago
No, this is about girls wanting to feel sorry for themselves rather than have a partner.
PeachyRamune 3 years ago 10
I agree with you completely.
SpOnGeBoBsAvEmE 3 years ago
If ONLY men were like that! lol! Not the men I have met at least!
XMizerableX 3 years ago 3
OH no! Hes never going to forget my birthday again! LOL!
annas282 3 years ago 8
I agree with adrenocromi
08jnope 3 years ago
i think girls go for dicks cuz they think anything too good has to be fake, thats why the like the hole 'real man issue.'
wastajancrow 3 years ago 2
it's true, women seem to go for a barsted over a nice guy, im gona be honest but im a nice guy, n the amount of times a girl has chosen a complete dick over me is ridiculous, i kno am not the only 1. (i hope..)
wastajancrow 3 years ago 11
Amen
Praktical 3 years ago
Amen
Praktical 3 years ago 2
RAmen
PlankofWood1 3 years ago 4
Nope, definitely not the only one...women are CRAZY
axel151 3 years ago 3
relax and enjoy the comedy! ;-P
MinhonYT 2 years ago
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Face it, if a man were ever THIS nice 1.) he's cheating and trying to hide it or 2.) he's gay.
FluwkieRN 3 years ago
wow
spoiledbrat117 3 years ago 2
Bloody hell, have you never been bought a bottle of wine and a Chinese meal? I expect you were but dumped him for an abuser.
brainburger 3 years ago 3
Never combined wine and Chinese food. Married only one time 37 years ago, still married to same guy, NOT an abuser.
Touchy!
FluwkieRN 3 years ago
3.) he really wants to get laid
adrenocromi 3 years ago 3
poor yanks ! will never get it? but its fantastic .
supercharged300 4 years ago
Well, that's not fair! I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes!
medina1327 3 years ago
lol women love a challenge
the one in the middle is a great actress
chelseaclipper 4 years ago
Daisy Haggard is brilliant!
It's a pity she hasn't been in many large roles yet.
RipRabbo 3 years ago
I love her facial expressions, all the great actors have funny facial expressions....jim carry kills me!!
stevo642007 3 years ago
The joke is that women generally go for assholes/douchebags, but when asked, they say they want an honest and nice man. In this sketch they just don't lie about it.
DaneFK 4 years ago 10
Ain't it the truth mate D=
Vigma3 3 years ago
The women I see are usually the assholes and end up with a great hard working man who gets them everything they want.
No sane female would WANT an asshole.
FluwkieRN 3 years ago 2
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No SANE female wants a loser either... Guys who are dicks are usually very manly... Its a cave and club thing.. Women are attracted to strong men not guys who whine...
corpsebrideZA 3 years ago
how profound
brightonduder 3 years ago
My man's strong *and* whiney. Best o' both!
CarylCake 3 years ago
Favourite chinese, what a barstard!!!!!!!!!!!
angelus0695 4 years ago
This is how im gonna do it: When i get a good girl im gonna give her a rose, then 2 roses, then a bundle.. and so on... At the time we would be at something that costs more than 20$ we would both be old and the pension is enough to cover it... Problem fixed! No more high expectations + I don't see the point in being so lame against men.. Where is the stuff about how bitchy women are sometimes?
FunnyFaceDrinker 4 years ago
hahah totally agree with those chicks!!!
monalisa44 4 years ago
hahahahahaha its actually soo funny!!!
aine92 4 years ago 5
This show is BRILLIANT!!!!!!
AluminumFoilHatMan 4 years ago 3
Where is the joke? This seems bang on the money to me.
redwesteastnorth 4 years ago
Ever heard the phrase "nice men finish last"?
saxojon 4 years ago 9
but bad guys cum first :)
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