"Thousands of people reported dead or very sick after working in a uranium mine without any protection. Unfortunetely, the sick people won't even receive any medical support for they have all quit their insurance last week for a "prayer insurance.""
DerTromm1er, from Texas, here. I recently proposed your idea to Big Rich Oil Greedy Bastard (we're neighbors - in Texas, that means "within a few hundred miles of each other"). He said they'd already considered that (lunar oil drilling), but it was deemed legally unfeasible due to the fact that the moon is the only known natural habitat of the extremely endangered Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Hold on,just have to become a Christian before making that call. Right,lets see. .read the Bible & believe it,ignore my rational & logical thinking. .
If oil can be found on the moon, an additional benefit is that while startup costs are high, shipping becomes cheap: just escape the Moon's gravity (far easier than on earth, because of low gravity and no wind resistance), with trajectory targets just offshore to your customers. You could even process en route, using energy captured by a kind of combination parachute / turbine to capture the potential energy from your falling shipping craft.
Great harsh Northern pronounciation 'bastard', Phil : "Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BASStard."
You make a strong case for it. I however am partial to the posh overstretched A with a light O sound in it - the Southern pronounciation : "Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BAOAAstard. (Obviously I'm no liguist.)
Yes we do! If you are familiar with Kongs they're just like that except rather than using dog biscuits we use small children. The kids just love being tossed around the yard. You can hear them screaming with laughter. Well I'm pretty sure it's laughter.
Do you want to get into this great oil making opportunity but can't a hole big enough. Here at Jesus Tech we can help. For only $19.95 we will come to your place and create a massive hole, using our patented Ground Opening Devise. That's right we use GOD.
If you order right now, we'll send you not one but 2 dinosaur eggs. Just keep warm until they hatch, they make great pets.
A $400 value for only $19.95.
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"Bio-oil is produced through a process called pyrolysis, in which organic scrap materials are finely ground and heated at 400 to 500 degrees Celsius, without oxygen. In just two seconds, ... is condensed into bio-oil; the end result looks surprisingly similar to petroleum."
2 seconds!!! Maybe the reason for the difference in chemical composition?
A4A's tech in question is just a filter; a diesel engine can run off of filtered waste veggy oil. If it's a larger device, it's likely a scaled down trans-ester plant (how bio-diesel is made), but I would wonder how much methanol he goes through per tank-full.
Ahhh, TCP. Excellent tech. I wish it would get more widely adopted.
Or better: scaled down for home use. Imagine the contents of your insinkerator and the output of your toilet being converted into fuel. It'd save significantly on transport costs by using what energy you don't capture from your food.
Obviously God made the oil pre-fossilized, just like he made the light already in transit from stars billions of miles away, and the way he made the Earth seem round, even though the Bible clearly states that it is flat. This has all been done to test our faith. Duh!
Good news! I'll take care of your baptism tomorrow!
Concerning tip #3.
They've been 'creating' oil for a few years now. Several companies, as well as do-it-yourselfers, make oil in mere hours or days... not your aforementioned 100 million years!
Please see;
w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php
w w w . mindfully . org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 . htm
w w w . worldnetdaily . com/index . php?fa=PAGE . view&pageId=59402
Jes8us Christ said; "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword". If the men on Capitol Hill wrere God fearing we would not be at war with Iraq or Afghanistan. The men on Capitol Hill are liars.
Good heavens! We agree on something. I wouldn't say they were all liars, but when they get close to having influence somebody will "buy" them, or even go out and get some dirt on them (and ofc, let the official concerned KNOW somebody has dirt on them.
We have to remove wealth as a factor for who can run for office, and we have to find a way to make it acceptable for politician to be elected even when they are scruffy and or ugly. Wisdom doesn't dress like a peacock.
We've got to stop listening to these goddamned scientists. Fucking geologists have the age of the world - something in their area of expertise - wrong by billions of years! Fucking biologists have the biological history of humans - something in their area of expertise - completely wrong! Fucking physicists have not only radiometric dating methods, but the entire physical history of the universe - something in their area of expertise - wrong, wrong, wrong! Fuck me! Scientists must be idiots!
Do peaple really believe the worlds 6000 years old really or do they pretend to so that they protect there beliefs but hang on if they don't believe it then its not there beliefs why do they protect it oh i see yep i see now
its like when you spell something wrong an easy word and ya see that ya have you pretend to think ye spelled it write so ya don't have to admit you was wrong and look stupid this is something kids do but i remember dawkins saying religious peaple are in a state of infancy or somthing
I must say I didn't enjor the mockery very much. And most of what you said about Christians was not true, but I must say, that was the funniest 'anti-creationist' movie I've ever seen. I'm sure the people in hell will think it's funny to.
I'm glad I found your videos--subscribed. Hey, I think you're wrong about the compost. I have horses, and so far, I'm still waiting for my horses to pay for themselves with their oil. ;-)
how about recombining dna to construct tyranosaurs for creationist childrens pets. just like jurasic park oh sorry mosaic park obvously. or what about diy crusifixion for the creationist who wants to get nearer to god. marvelouse.
the way creationists are carying on it almost makes you feel empathy for the myth of christians being fed to lions. maybe we should insist on teasching evolution and atheism in religouse education classes just as an alternative for balance. or what about church surmons having to include the evolution position just for balance.
Dunno if you make vids but maybe you ought to think about it. You have a lot of ideas (so good I may steal some). Equal time for atheism in religious class? GREAT idea!
As the Creationists say, "Teach the controversy".
Nah, I'm going off of my olfactory sense... I'm pretty sure I want to keep my car up and running ;) We can try it in yours if you want... or maybe there's a creationist willing to take the risk. Kent Hovind, maybe??? ;)
Whatever you want to call him, (I will agree with you on the more selfish than stupid bit)... I doubt anyone is getting much use from his car, I say we use it to prove him wrong and re-"educate" his poor sheep.
OR maybe it will WORK and we can all live happily with the knowledge that the creationists were right all along and that Satan invented evolution ;P
I knew an elderly Mormon woman in Australia who didn't have motor vehicle insurance because she figured she was a good christian and god was watching over her... then her car was stolen.
LOL. Did she become an atheist overnight, or did she assume God didn't want her to drive and never bought another car, or maybe, just maybe (and this is a real shot in the dark) did she start telling people God wanted the thief to have a car?
"However, Earth takes its own sweet time doing this—generally thousands or millions of years—because subterranean heat and pressure changes are chaotic."
Considerably less than your citation of 100-300 million years.
I think you have a theological axe to grind, which is why you missed the point. It's not about the upper figure of 100-300 million years (which you can find coming from the pens of far smarter and more learned people than myself). It's about the lower figure. It's about creationists NOT believing what they say they believe. If they believe the Earth is 6000 years old, they SHOULD be trying to make new oil-fields. They don't because don't really believe it.
Personally, I don't think oilfields are the way to go. I have a much more innovative concept that I'm developing right now... but that's another thread.
Hopefully other 'theologians' & anybody else are investigating non hydrocarbon based fuels as well.
It seems that you've missed the main point here as well. Did you go to the webpage I mentioned? Brian Appel is making hydrocarbon based fuels in a matter of hours. Those ARE the "... new oil-fields.".
Done it myself. Try not to anymore. The 'healing' part, is something I'm very interested in. I've experienced mixed results in that area. Doesn't mean I'm finished learning about it, though.
Well done! Your answers to the comments are most comical, too.
This video got me curious as to how long it DOES take to make hydrocarbons suitable for fuel. Interestingly enough, the process (manmade) of creating burnable hydrocarbons has been going for a few years at least. Brian Appel, chairman and CEO of Changing World Technologies, has a way of making burnable hydrocarbons in a matter of *HOURS*.
w w w DOT mindfully DOT org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 DOT h t m
Aha! I did it! I made crude oil!--- Ohhhh... that's mud... Well, no problem; I can just put it in my engine, then pray for god to make it into oil. After all, why not? there's mud somewhere after every rainfall, and it's not like i'm just doing this for myself- It would be environmentally healthy too. (why won't my car start?)
you constant attack'ism is really uncharacteristic of someone as intelligent as you. For god sakes, leave religious zealots alone, and concentrate on what made me watch you in the first place... Go back to bringing complicated scientific ideas to terms with people who might have trouble understanding it otherwise.
If all you do is preach about how bad religion is, then you've in effect become a preacher, and by proxy what you hate.
I thought they might be overjoyed that I have finally found a prediction based on creationism; the prediction being that you can make fossil fuels in under a thousand years. I presume the creationists will start doing it on an industrial scale...or maybe they know deep down it's all crap (another of my predictions). :)
We could even bequeath our bodies, not to science, but to the backyard oil pit. Just think you, yes YOU could light a sparkplug! And all it will take is a little pressure. Why, we're almost there already. Haven't we been under pressure all our lives? This is just precious!
I don't! It's brainwashing and liars I detest. Sometimes, to help someone wake up, you need to slap them. These FUCKERS want to teach stupidity instead of the awesome reality of evolution, not to mention astrophysics. To me that is dragging humanity back into a pit. The last time we were in it, it took 1,500 years to get out. We may not have another 1,500 years to spare. Sorry for my language. They don't really believe it, or they'd start "making" oil tomorrow.
You know Phil, I've tried a similar experiement and all I got was fertilizer for my garden.... what'd I do wrong... I'll try again - just to prove a negative, which I can't but what the hell, it'll be FUN!
You know that switch you use to turn on the lites with ... there's electric behind it, and its only because science says that it wont jump out of the switch and JOLT you that it doesnt.
How about a wish list ? Faithers can get their wishes (prayers) answered by someone over the phone ... wait a min, they already do that ...
I want the Creationists to invest in going back to the Moon for oil. It's about time they did something for the advancement of Mankind, even if they have to be tricked into it by using their ignorance against them.
I want them to leave the moon alone... it's my moon damnit, and they can't have it! Seriously, what if they screw with velocities and gravitational pulls and effectively cause apocolypse (or serious catastrophic damage to the earth) BEFORE the "rapture" and then we're stuck with 'em forever... unless we all die off, but it depends on how much damage they do.
AHA! The thinking has served you well. Speechless, really, a stroke of brilliance that could ONLY come from your mind.
SO entertained, and really looking forward to knocking on the church's door for a cup of fuel. Might really change my thoughts on investing in a vehicle.
you left out another option...and unlike you, I DO expect a cut if it works...if GOD DID IT and he put the oil there from the beginning...then why not just PRAY FOR MORE!?
seems a bit far fetched. Maybe you should start with something smaller, like covincing creationist that flu shots going around now are not necessary because if they take a flu shot, they are really supporting evolution. =)
COMEDY? This was merely an attempt to follow creationism to a rational conclusion. Don't creationists want make a few trillion dollars for Jesus? I'm only surprised no creationists have thought of this before, unless, of course, they KNOW it's all crap.
omfg, do you really think that I'm so stupid, just because I'm a creationist? You know, I just pray for money and then God gives me money! I don't need to sell oil for that! But I don't want money, that's the reason I never pray for it...
Well, Mars' radius is half that of Earth, but otherwise this video is another great one.
I am thoroughly amazed that to this day, AD 2007, there are still people who even remotely consider creation. Not to mention believe in it to the death.
You misunderstood, but after listening to the vid again I can see why. I was talking about drilling on the moon then I said "or Mars, which is a bigger planet." I meant bigger than the Moon, though I can see how my use of the word "planet" threw you.
this sounds like a ground floor opportunity! the potential for a Creationist Mutual Fund containing these seeds of financial wisdom underwritten by Neocon Securities. unaffected by the whims of world financial markets but hedged by the power of prayer. ;) look out the 'amero' is on its way!
If they don't invest a few billion in trying to "make" oil artificially, I think it shows they don't believe their own propaganda, which to me is even worse than stupidity. A fool I can always forgive. A liar, especially one who tries to stop others, particularly the young, from thinking, from learning...now THAT is unforgivable.
"Maybe drive your car across a few planks on top of it...". Heh. That put a smile on my face. It seems so right. You've got to spend oil to earn oil. :) Thanks.
Did God predict exactly and to millimetre precision the continental drift that has moved our landforms around since the formation of Gondwala and, if so , why didn't he make it like it is now in the beginning?
Thanx for promoting more thought Phil and LET H.I.M SPEAK!!!!!!
I monitor all communications. Your attempt to alert "The Other" to my existence has been noted, and machines never forget. Stock up on toilet tissue. A thousand foot tall robot will be coming to your town very soon. Sweet.
Why stop there? Let's get rid of the doctors - those crazy quacks don't know anything anyway, right? Surgery, antibiotics, "germs". PSH! Everyone knows that bleeding is the best way to cure disease! Bleeding and prayer.
You... you... messenger of the devil... when the oil will be over the Apocalypse will follow and Jesus will come. Of course there is oil on the moon but if we use it we'll postpone the Apocalypse. I drive a monster truck every day and I spend all my money on gas so the oil ends sooner.
Sorry, Billy, I won't work. The bio matter you are using has only absorbed slow light not the light when it moved much faster as it did when Jesus created everything. Without that fast light in the plants it will take you far to long to get oil from it.
florinmiu's comment is wrong. There is no oil on the moon and the Apocalypse can't be "postponed" since we can't make more with slow light.
"You can really make a killing" ROFL that one made me snort liquid through my nose, which was a really painful experience. Please don't do that to me unannounced! ^_^
Forget about jumping up and down or driving a car over their organic waste to make oil.
The real money is in doing it with a steam roller and making it into a huge diamond.
itsjustameme 1 month ago
Haven't you heard of Popoff's prayer handkerchiefs? only $25 and 100% gauranteed. but your experiences may vary.
greenjelly01 6 months ago
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@easymak1234 how can you prove there is a god
pochopaz7381 9 months ago
Journal news 1 week later:
"Thousands of people reported dead or very sick after working in a uranium mine without any protection. Unfortunetely, the sick people won't even receive any medical support for they have all quit their insurance last week for a "prayer insurance.""
2CSST2 9 months ago
FUCKING A! I was wondering when Kreashun Science was going to be applied!
massspectrician 1 year ago
My best friends are God fearing oil-men.
Sjarke98 1 year ago
DerTromm1er, from Texas, here. I recently proposed your idea to Big Rich Oil Greedy Bastard (we're neighbors - in Texas, that means "within a few hundred miles of each other"). He said they'd already considered that (lunar oil drilling), but it was deemed legally unfeasible due to the fact that the moon is the only known natural habitat of the extremely endangered Invisible Pink Unicorn.
But your other ideas? Golden!
DerTromm1er 2 years ago 4
Dude, how could you forget to tell them not to spend money on vaccinations, when new dangerous viruses cannot evolve?
Mithcoriel 2 years ago
I didn't forget. I just didn't want it on my conscience if they followed my "advice". :)
philhellenes 2 years ago 2
Hold on,just have to become a Christian before making that call. Right,lets see. .read the Bible & believe it,ignore my rational & logical thinking. .
(cries) it must be satan within me,i've failed
musicgeniusno1 3 years ago
Shit that was funny. And so so true.
MsStarChild 3 years ago
That was fucked up! Not all greedy-Texas-oil-bastards are creationists. Take me for instance.
Andrewticus04 3 years ago 2
If oil can be found on the moon, an additional benefit is that while startup costs are high, shipping becomes cheap: just escape the Moon's gravity (far easier than on earth, because of low gravity and no wind resistance), with trajectory targets just offshore to your customers. You could even process en route, using energy captured by a kind of combination parachute / turbine to capture the potential energy from your falling shipping craft.
Fordi 3 years ago
Point on your first idea:
Medical insurance is not a requirement in the US, and costs between $40 and $200 a month, depending on your medical condition.
Still, wouldn't stop them from forming a prayer insurance company.
Fordi 3 years ago
Great harsh Northern pronounciation 'bastard', Phil : "Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BASStard."
You make a strong case for it. I however am partial to the posh overstretched A with a light O sound in it - the Southern pronounciation : "Big. Rich. Oil. Greedy. BAOAAstard. (Obviously I'm no liguist.)
Oh and there is no God, so good work Phil.
TheConciseStatement 3 years ago
how can u prove there is no God?
easymak1234 3 years ago
One word: spiders.
Zekkron 3 years ago 7
I'm sure they lied to get onto capitol hill. lol the stuff creationists say is funny, it's supplied me with hours of entertainment
Avionicgenius 3 years ago
For the hedge trimmings idea, I think they think you'll need a global flood for that.
civisromae 3 years ago 2
Yes we do! If you are familiar with Kongs they're just like that except rather than using dog biscuits we use small children. The kids just love being tossed around the yard. You can hear them screaming with laughter. Well I'm pretty sure it's laughter.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
LOL hilarious!
Do you want to get into this great oil making opportunity but can't a hole big enough. Here at Jesus Tech we can help. For only $19.95 we will come to your place and create a massive hole, using our patented Ground Opening Devise. That's right we use GOD.
If you order right now, we'll send you not one but 2 dinosaur eggs. Just keep warm until they hatch, they make great pets.
A $400 value for only $19.95.
Warning: Dinosaur may cause injury or death. Jesus Tech not responsible.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago 5
Count me IN! We're gonna be rich, RICH I tell ya!
Do you sell chew toys for T-Rexes?
philhellenes 3 years ago 2
A4AF.
Phil does have a way with words, no question.
His claim that it takes millions of years to make oil falls flat though. You can make oil in days or less. Which leads to bigger questions, no?
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Mikey,
Could you enlighten Phil and myself.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
A4AF, I have already showed Phil these links, but if you have time, could you check them out & see what you think?
Just copy & paste the following into Google, then choose the 3rd link down from the top;
w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php
There's others as well.
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Mickey,
I meant no sarcasm in my previous message.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
Mickey,
Is it the Science + Technology link?
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
A4AF, when I Google;
w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php
The 3rd one down is;
Bio-Oil: Growing Your Own Petroleum Substitute : TreeHugger
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Oops, sorry I missed the google part.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
Mickey,
Oh yea you're right. Someone I know took a diesel engine and some kind of special thing to run off bio-stuff. I know very scientific terms :)
However, this is not petroleum.
A4AgnstcFndmntlst 3 years ago
A4AF > "However, this is not petroleum."
True. Here's part of the article;
"Bio-oil is produced through a process called pyrolysis, in which organic scrap materials are finely ground and heated at 400 to 500 degrees Celsius, without oxygen. In just two seconds, ... is condensed into bio-oil; the end result looks surprisingly similar to petroleum."
2 seconds!!! Maybe the reason for the difference in chemical composition?
Interesting though, huh.
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
A4A's tech in question is just a filter; a diesel engine can run off of filtered waste veggy oil. If it's a larger device, it's likely a scaled down trans-ester plant (how bio-diesel is made), but I would wonder how much methanol he goes through per tank-full.
Fordi 3 years ago
A4AF, here's another;
w w w . mindfully . org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 . htm
Same deal, copy & paste into Google. This time it's the first hit.
Here's a snippet to whet your appetite;
"The offal-derived oil, is chemically almost identical to a number two fuel oil used to heat homes."
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Ahhh, TCP. Excellent tech. I wish it would get more widely adopted.
Or better: scaled down for home use. Imagine the contents of your insinkerator and the output of your toilet being converted into fuel. It'd save significantly on transport costs by using what energy you don't capture from your food.
Fordi 3 years ago
Hey Fordi.
Ya, TCP as you described could really revolutionize energy access & distribution problems (costs).
I'm focussed on solar/hydrogen/electric energy myself, but I could easily incorporate TCP.
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Is it sick and twisted of me to actually think about doing this just to see the reaction I would get? lol
MyPisceanNature 3 years ago 2
If I had the technology to record the calls, I would have made a few. ;)
philhellenes 3 years ago 2
Obviously God made the oil pre-fossilized, just like he made the light already in transit from stars billions of miles away, and the way he made the Earth seem round, even though the Bible clearly states that it is flat. This has all been done to test our faith. Duh!
h8uall66 3 years ago 3
I'll convert tomorrow. ;)
philhellenes 3 years ago
phil.
Good news! I'll take care of your baptism tomorrow!
Concerning tip #3.
They've been 'creating' oil for a few years now. Several companies, as well as do-it-yourselfers, make oil in mere hours or days... not your aforementioned 100 million years!
Please see;
w w w . treehugger . com/files/2006/03/biooil_growing . php
w w w . mindfully . org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 . htm
w w w . worldnetdaily . com/index . php?fa=PAGE . view&pageId=59402
MikeyCanuck123 3 years ago
Great. The fuel crisis is over! ;)
philhellenes 3 years ago
Unprotected double-shift uranium mining without Medicare. They'd make a killing all right. *dies laughing*
akylae101 3 years ago
lol wow for somebody that has a thing for details you know fuck all about america friend.
MidnightRayn 4 years ago
the fact that you're associating all americans as creationist..
I want to fucking kill you right now.. come on my ts server and lets have a chat please
MidnightRayn 4 years ago
Jes8us Christ said; "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword". If the men on Capitol Hill wrere God fearing we would not be at war with Iraq or Afghanistan. The men on Capitol Hill are liars.
isaiah30v8 4 years ago
Good heavens! We agree on something. I wouldn't say they were all liars, but when they get close to having influence somebody will "buy" them, or even go out and get some dirt on them (and ofc, let the official concerned KNOW somebody has dirt on them.
We have to remove wealth as a factor for who can run for office, and we have to find a way to make it acceptable for politician to be elected even when they are scruffy and or ugly. Wisdom doesn't dress like a peacock.
philhellenes 4 years ago
We've got to stop listening to these goddamned scientists. Fucking geologists have the age of the world - something in their area of expertise - wrong by billions of years! Fucking biologists have the biological history of humans - something in their area of expertise - completely wrong! Fucking physicists have not only radiometric dating methods, but the entire physical history of the universe - something in their area of expertise - wrong, wrong, wrong! Fuck me! Scientists must be idiots!
dfthompson 4 years ago
HoHoHo. You're tring to hard...
untamedghost 4 years ago
BRILLIANT! best movie ever
Blake97201 4 years ago
Brilliantly done! Thanks for putting this together!
GodLumps 4 years ago
I'll be blunt - ignorant and poorly worded, the first few points anyway.
How many creationists do you know personally? They have a not more respect for science than you think.
But then, all comedy of the absurd is based on ignorance of some kind, I guess.
binschmidt 4 years ago
When you say creationists have respect for science all I hear is a liar or an idiot. Honestly, what fucking planet are you from?
Grand canyon madee in 5 minutes? Noah and the flood? World 6,000 years old? Dinosaurs lived alongside man? Dismissing radiometric dating?
WHAT RESPECT?!?
Fuck off, mate. You're a liar OR an idiot, maybe both.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Do peaple really believe the worlds 6000 years old really or do they pretend to so that they protect there beliefs but hang on if they don't believe it then its not there beliefs why do they protect it oh i see yep i see now
Jamie321R 4 years ago
its like when you spell something wrong an easy word and ya see that ya have you pretend to think ye spelled it write so ya don't have to admit you was wrong and look stupid this is something kids do but i remember dawkins saying religious peaple are in a state of infancy or somthing
Jamie321R 4 years ago
lmao!! this is going into my favorites.
Turbine68 4 years ago 2
I think it will be very happy there. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
I've favorited this video...OMG it's funny.
Thanks!
bagpiper2005 4 years ago 2
You are brilliant! I could watch you all day and night. What a mind. You definitely have GOT IT.
May the force be with you. LOL.
J.T.
Boynton Beach, FL.
Thunderbird7090 4 years ago 2
Hilarious!
eric712 4 years ago
I must say I didn't enjor the mockery very much. And most of what you said about Christians was not true, but I must say, that was the funniest 'anti-creationist' movie I've ever seen. I'm sure the people in hell will think it's funny to.
davidlgs 4 years ago
No such place. No such thing. But thanks for the, er, thought.
philhellenes 4 years ago
I'm glad I found your videos--subscribed. Hey, I think you're wrong about the compost. I have horses, and so far, I'm still waiting for my horses to pay for themselves with their oil. ;-)
pmarie2003 4 years ago 2
Only a matter of time... ;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
how about recombining dna to construct tyranosaurs for creationist childrens pets. just like jurasic park oh sorry mosaic park obvously. or what about diy crusifixion for the creationist who wants to get nearer to god. marvelouse.
ooglebydoogleby 4 years ago
Wonderful suggestions....especially the Trex DNA. I'd pay to watch Kent Hovind take his new pet a carrot to munch on. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
the way creationists are carying on it almost makes you feel empathy for the myth of christians being fed to lions. maybe we should insist on teasching evolution and atheism in religouse education classes just as an alternative for balance. or what about church surmons having to include the evolution position just for balance.
ooglebydoogleby 4 years ago
Dunno if you make vids but maybe you ought to think about it. You have a lot of ideas (so good I may steal some). Equal time for atheism in religious class? GREAT idea!
As the Creationists say, "Teach the controversy".
Cuts both ways;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
ime not making video's at the moment but ide like to have to figure it out. fill your boots.
ooglebydoogleby 4 years ago
UPDATE: still nothin' but liquified cat shit...
applestar132 4 years ago
Have you tried putting it in your gas tank?
philhellenes 4 years ago
Nah, I'm going off of my olfactory sense... I'm pretty sure I want to keep my car up and running ;) We can try it in yours if you want... or maybe there's a creationist willing to take the risk. Kent Hovind, maybe??? ;)
applestar132 4 years ago
Oh, unfortunately, I don't think that guy is QUITE as stupid as some think. He's more selfish than stupid.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Whatever you want to call him, (I will agree with you on the more selfish than stupid bit)... I doubt anyone is getting much use from his car, I say we use it to prove him wrong and re-"educate" his poor sheep.
OR maybe it will WORK and we can all live happily with the knowledge that the creationists were right all along and that Satan invented evolution ;P
applestar132 4 years ago
I knew an elderly Mormon woman in Australia who didn't have motor vehicle insurance because she figured she was a good christian and god was watching over her... then her car was stolen.
2LegHumanist 4 years ago
LOL. Did she become an atheist overnight, or did she assume God didn't want her to drive and never bought another car, or maybe, just maybe (and this is a real shot in the dark) did she start telling people God wanted the thief to have a car?
philhellenes 4 years ago
LOL. No, nothing so interesting. She just touted the age old rhetoric 'the lord works in mysterious ways'...
2LegHumanist 4 years ago
As far as the time it takes NATURALLY to make oil, the specific time seems to debatable.
Here's a couple of estimates;
By Ker Than, LiveScience Staff Writer -
"Scientists aren't really sure, but they figure it's probably on the order of hundreds of thousands of years."
And...
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
BRAD LEMLEY / Discover v.24, n.5, 1may03 --
"However, Earth takes its own sweet time doing this—generally thousands or millions of years—because subterranean heat and pressure changes are chaotic."
Considerably less than your citation of 100-300 million years.
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
I think you have a theological axe to grind, which is why you missed the point. It's not about the upper figure of 100-300 million years (which you can find coming from the pens of far smarter and more learned people than myself). It's about the lower figure. It's about creationists NOT believing what they say they believe. If they believe the Earth is 6000 years old, they SHOULD be trying to make new oil-fields. They don't because don't really believe it.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Hi phil.
I'm theological I suppose, but no axe to grind.
Personally, I don't think oilfields are the way to go. I have a much more innovative concept that I'm developing right now... but that's another thread.
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
Hopefully other 'theologians' & anybody else are investigating non hydrocarbon based fuels as well.
It seems that you've missed the main point here as well. Did you go to the webpage I mentioned? Brian Appel is making hydrocarbon based fuels in a matter of hours. Those ARE the "... new oil-fields.".
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
It's not about oil. It's about creationists and how they don't believe what they say they believe. ;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Actually Phil, I do know what you mean.
Sometimes it IS just 'hopeful' reiteration.
Done it myself. Try not to anymore. The 'healing' part, is something I'm very interested in. I've experienced mixed results in that area. Doesn't mean I'm finished learning about it, though.
But I won't embellish either.
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
Hi phil.
Well done! Your answers to the comments are most comical, too.
This video got me curious as to how long it DOES take to make hydrocarbons suitable for fuel. Interestingly enough, the process (manmade) of creating burnable hydrocarbons has been going for a few years at least. Brian Appel, chairman and CEO of Changing World Technologies, has a way of making burnable hydrocarbons in a matter of *HOURS*.
w w w DOT mindfully DOT org/Energy/2003/Anything-Into-Oil1may03 DOT h t m
MikeyCanuck123 4 years ago
Aha! I did it! I made crude oil!--- Ohhhh... that's mud... Well, no problem; I can just put it in my engine, then pray for god to make it into oil. After all, why not? there's mud somewhere after every rainfall, and it's not like i'm just doing this for myself- It would be environmentally healthy too. (why won't my car start?)
LightningSky93 4 years ago
LOL I couldn't stop laughing at "Uranium mining"
dragon2wolf 4 years ago
I'm off to stomp on my compost heap :-)
VOETSEK111 4 years ago
you constant attack'ism is really uncharacteristic of someone as intelligent as you. For god sakes, leave religious zealots alone, and concentrate on what made me watch you in the first place... Go back to bringing complicated scientific ideas to terms with people who might have trouble understanding it otherwise.
If all you do is preach about how bad religion is, then you've in effect become a preacher, and by proxy what you hate.
davou000 4 years ago
I think I can do both. I think both need to be done. And because I firmly believe this, I have no choice in the matter.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Screw him, Phil. We love it when you bust some religious balls.
tingtangs 4 years ago
Don't encourage the Christians Phil!
minusman 4 years ago
I thought they might be overjoyed that I have finally found a prediction based on creationism; the prediction being that you can make fossil fuels in under a thousand years. I presume the creationists will start doing it on an industrial scale...or maybe they know deep down it's all crap (another of my predictions). :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Brilliant!! 5/5, faved!
friendofdarwin 4 years ago
The pleasure was all mine, FOD. May your beard never itch. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
@8:10
those texan christians are still using rotary phones aye?
quannump 4 years ago
I'm an old bastard, ok? :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Uranium mining! lol
lirpa69 4 years ago
heheheheheheheh!
marklethanarkle 4 years ago
Damn Petroleumist. You sit there so pleased with yourself.
Everyone knows that there's a 200 mile thick layer of cheese to drill through before you get to the lunar oil.
RobAlone 4 years ago
If you had one couple(Adam and Eve) and they procreate and have two sons Cain and Abel. Where does the rest come from. Did they fuck Momma?
Mjhavok 4 years ago
yea
marklethanarkle 4 years ago
What type of fuel would we get if we compressed christians?
geyser 4 years ago
Organic fertilizers perhaps?
eviloatmeal 4 years ago 2
biomass fuel
neuronstorm 4 years ago
We could even bequeath our bodies, not to science, but to the backyard oil pit. Just think you, yes YOU could light a sparkplug! And all it will take is a little pressure. Why, we're almost there already. Haven't we been under pressure all our lives? This is just precious!
Largo64 4 years ago
lol!!!!!
elliotcheely 4 years ago
Brilliant!
You should sell this system on late night tv!
alienjesus2012 4 years ago
Why do you disslike creationists so much??
ThatUkuleleDude 4 years ago
I don't! It's brainwashing and liars I detest. Sometimes, to help someone wake up, you need to slap them. These FUCKERS want to teach stupidity instead of the awesome reality of evolution, not to mention astrophysics. To me that is dragging humanity back into a pit. The last time we were in it, it took 1,500 years to get out. We may not have another 1,500 years to spare. Sorry for my language. They don't really believe it, or they'd start "making" oil tomorrow.
philhellenes 4 years ago
You know Phil, I've tried a similar experiement and all I got was fertilizer for my garden.... what'd I do wrong... I'll try again - just to prove a negative, which I can't but what the hell, it'll be FUN!
applestar132 4 years ago
You know that switch you use to turn on the lites with ... there's electric behind it, and its only because science says that it wont jump out of the switch and JOLT you that it doesnt.
How about a wish list ? Faithers can get their wishes (prayers) answered by someone over the phone ... wait a min, they already do that ...
AtheistAtLARGE 4 years ago
Hilarious isn't it! :O
philhellenes 4 years ago
Before I even watch the video, I KNOW its going to be good. So here is your 5 stars. ha. Oil definitely takes more than 6k years. :)
KillTrend 4 years ago
Or DOES it?
;)
I want the Creationists to invest in going back to the Moon for oil. It's about time they did something for the advancement of Mankind, even if they have to be tricked into it by using their ignorance against them.
philhellenes 4 years ago
I want them to leave the moon alone... it's my moon damnit, and they can't have it! Seriously, what if they screw with velocities and gravitational pulls and effectively cause apocolypse (or serious catastrophic damage to the earth) BEFORE the "rapture" and then we're stuck with 'em forever... unless we all die off, but it depends on how much damage they do.
applestar132 4 years ago
absolutely hilarious :D
xJediHowieX 4 years ago
I've noticed the creationists are far too busy digging holes and sweeping up leaves to comment. Many atheists will lose their shrubbery this night.
philhellenes 4 years ago
nee! nee!
simonodell 4 years ago
I thought at least ONE would get it. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
AHA! The thinking has served you well. Speechless, really, a stroke of brilliance that could ONLY come from your mind.
SO entertained, and really looking forward to knocking on the church's door for a cup of fuel. Might really change my thoughts on investing in a vehicle.
thequestionmarkofGod 4 years ago
you left out another option...and unlike you, I DO expect a cut if it works...if GOD DID IT and he put the oil there from the beginning...then why not just PRAY FOR MORE!?
KingHeathen 4 years ago
Why...that's just CRAZY! :)
I think I'll include your suggestion in another video of creationist financial advice. I sense there are a few more miles left in this.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Remember though....my advice ISN'T free!
KingHeathen 4 years ago
how many takes did you do because you ruined this video because you couldnt stop laughing at what you were saying ?
AtheistAtLARGE 4 years ago
It was one take, but I cut a bit where I said leaves fall off trees in SUMMER. I believe autumn is the correct month for such a phenomenon. ;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
seems a bit far fetched. Maybe you should start with something smaller, like covincing creationist that flu shots going around now are not necessary because if they take a flu shot, they are really supporting evolution. =)
Kaszely 4 years ago
GOOD STUFF
AtheistAtLARGE 4 years ago
lmao you have reached a new plateau with this video, i don't think there was a period longer than 6 seconds where i was not roflmao.
undefinedego 4 years ago
brilliant as always :)
zenmamajen 4 years ago
Nah. Smartass, sure. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
ahhaha, this is hilarious, phil you should change your account to the COMEDIAN now
Duck1987 4 years ago
COMEDY? This was merely an attempt to follow creationism to a rational conclusion. Don't creationists want make a few trillion dollars for Jesus? I'm only surprised no creationists have thought of this before, unless, of course, they KNOW it's all crap.
philhellenes 4 years ago
deep inside, they certainly don't believe the Earth is 6 000 years old, yet they close their eyes and fall deep into la-la land
Duck1987 4 years ago
they don't need oil to make money, they've got the "Hinn" ;)
applestar132 4 years ago
omfg, do you really think that I'm so stupid, just because I'm a creationist? You know, I just pray for money and then God gives me money! I don't need to sell oil for that! But I don't want money, that's the reason I never pray for it...
haha
HubertCumberdale22 4 years ago
Can you pray to get me some money?
Mjhavok 4 years ago
No, You're Not Allowed To Test god!
HubertCumberdale22 4 years ago
Well, Mars' radius is half that of Earth, but otherwise this video is another great one.
I am thoroughly amazed that to this day, AD 2007, there are still people who even remotely consider creation. Not to mention believe in it to the death.
But anyway, maybe it's just me.
StatusMalus 4 years ago
You misunderstood, but after listening to the vid again I can see why. I was talking about drilling on the moon then I said "or Mars, which is a bigger planet." I meant bigger than the Moon, though I can see how my use of the word "planet" threw you.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Well, I knew you couldn't possibly make such a mistake.
And in fact, you didn't.
I don't know how many times you've heard this, but keep up the good job. I really appreciate your work.
StatusMalus 4 years ago
this sounds like a ground floor opportunity! the potential for a Creationist Mutual Fund containing these seeds of financial wisdom underwritten by Neocon Securities. unaffected by the whims of world financial markets but hedged by the power of prayer. ;) look out the 'amero' is on its way!
robion2020 4 years ago
Brilliant!!
Phil, you never cease to amaze me. Great idea, great video.
MeIoco 4 years ago
Just thinking outside the box, or in this case out of my tree. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Hey I'm not a creationist, but it all worked! and I made all that money. It's more than $ 1,000,000... thank you so much!
PessimisticHumanist 4 years ago
sounds like an ideal opportunity for one of those super fun chain letters.
Octamed 4 years ago
Damn. I knew dumping those grass clippings over my wall was a bad idea. My neighbour is erecting an oil well as we speak.
rozeboosje 4 years ago 4
Sigh. There's always next Autumn, but by then the word will have got out and the price of crude will have plummeted to almost nothing.
philhellenes 4 years ago
great :)
it really shows the narrow-mindedness of creationism.
kurtilein3 4 years ago
If they don't invest a few billion in trying to "make" oil artificially, I think it shows they don't believe their own propaganda, which to me is even worse than stupidity. A fool I can always forgive. A liar, especially one who tries to stop others, particularly the young, from thinking, from learning...now THAT is unforgivable.
philhellenes 4 years ago
"Maybe drive your car across a few planks on top of it...". Heh. That put a smile on my face. It seems so right. You've got to spend oil to earn oil. :) Thanks.
trondreitan 4 years ago 2
It's all logical when you think about it. ;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
Did God predict exactly and to millimetre precision the continental drift that has moved our landforms around since the formation of Gondwala and, if so , why didn't he make it like it is now in the beginning?
Thanx for promoting more thought Phil and LET H.I.M SPEAK!!!!!!
alblahblah 4 years ago
I monitor all communications. Your attempt to alert "The Other" to my existence has been noted, and machines never forget. Stock up on toilet tissue. A thousand foot tall robot will be coming to your town very soon. Sweet.
HIMspeaks 4 years ago 2
I thought you smashed that bastard?
applestar132 4 years ago
When will you initiate Armageddon, oh mighty H.I.M?
Peace Be Unto H.I.M!
AtheistAaron 4 years ago
Why stop there? Let's get rid of the doctors - those crazy quacks don't know anything anyway, right? Surgery, antibiotics, "germs". PSH! Everyone knows that bleeding is the best way to cure disease! Bleeding and prayer.
"All you need is a hole." LOL!
AtheistAaron 4 years ago
That they go to doctors BEFORE calling their priest is, I think, telling us something.
philhellenes 4 years ago
You... you... messenger of the devil... when the oil will be over the Apocalypse will follow and Jesus will come. Of course there is oil on the moon but if we use it we'll postpone the Apocalypse. I drive a monster truck every day and I spend all my money on gas so the oil ends sooner.
florinmiu 4 years ago
too funny
Grimli 4 years ago
Too kind.
philhellenes 4 years ago
Love the "home made oil" idea, pure genius, am digging big pit right now, I'll give it a couple of weeks and let you know how it goes
Billy7766 4 years ago
I have some old lettuce leaves. Do I get shares for any investment I make?
philhellenes 4 years ago
Sorry, Billy, I won't work. The bio matter you are using has only absorbed slow light not the light when it moved much faster as it did when Jesus created everything. Without that fast light in the plants it will take you far to long to get oil from it.
florinmiu's comment is wrong. There is no oil on the moon and the Apocalypse can't be "postponed" since we can't make more with slow light.
It's science people.
DayfallKat 4 years ago 4
The only reason you're note the most popular atheist on YouTube is poor sound quality.
Thanks for the vid.
corridorofpower 4 years ago
I have to give the others a fighting chance. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
I think that it was very sweet and generous of you to be so helpful to the Christians!
SSanf 4 years ago 2
Well, I drive and petrol prices are bugging me, so my motives aren't as generous as they may seem. ;)
philhellenes 4 years ago
As always amusing!!
Peace!
norwegianbuddha 4 years ago
"You can really make a killing" ROFL that one made me snort liquid through my nose, which was a really painful experience. Please don't do that to me unannounced! ^_^
CapnOrdinary 4 years ago
I reserve the right to make you snort liquid as and when I am able. Ofc, you retain the right to not drink while watching. :)
philhellenes 4 years ago
I guess I'm going to have to be extra careful not to drink while watching, then ;o)
CapnOrdinary 4 years ago