Jeff Ross - Rob Reiner Roast

[adam12brody]

he used the same opening line in charlie sheen's roast

[ConnorRunsFree]

Damn i love a good joke.

[HankTh3Dwarf]

Ouch, the Penny Marshall stuff made me cringe for Rob.

[cwongchung]

MY GOO, MY PRECIOUS GOO!!!

[UntilWeMeetAgainVic]

@cwongchung Ha! I just watched that.

[Nikeboxes]

what year?

[jww112093]

1:33 MUNCH from SVU

[milcookful]

Ross is excellent!!!!

[fattony123082]

rob reiner a k a meathead ...

[dmharris1985]

what is the fryers club?

[Frankenpalin]

@dmharris1985 Friar's Club

[girlsailor123]

Can somebody explain the grain joke at 0:52?

[richardesq86]

@girlsailor123 - Sally Struthers used to do "please donate" commercials for one of those charities that fed kids in impoverished nations. Of course, it would have helped if they had used a spokeswoman who DIDN'T weigh 300 lbs. ;)

[ebenesfan2011]

@girlsailor123 Nobody ever said he was the best until he died. Imagine how great Ross will be when he's gone.

[Frankenpalin]

@ebenesfan2011 You must have been somewhere else, lots of people said he was the best when he was around.

[cmpunkfan14]

@girlsailor123 because she is a horse

[mattyrich76]

@girlsailor123 No it is because she used to do those charity commercials to aid Africa where she would tell you that for a few cents a day, you can provide them with a bag of grain and clean water.

[UsernameRogen1978]

Shit comedian. Only funny at roasts.

[nickmordo]

@UsernameRogen1978 Agreed.

[alanna2002]

Blood type O-No!! LOL!

[eminemdisstopia]

I wouldn't fuck Greg Giraldo with The Situation's comedy routine

[TheWhizzkid23]

I wouldn't fuck Penny Marshall with Penny Marshall's dick

[kiowa216]

Tessio

[wlc2382]

poor guy is addicted to stool softeners

[generalbullmoose]

"Jeff, some things in life just aren't funny. And one of those things is Al Franken." Man, is THAT the truth. Unfortunately, that joke's now on Minnesota.

[iotaminnesota]

@generalbullmoose you're telling me

[DKvsLow]

He used the "Family Obligation" joke at the Charlie Sheen roast too. Ross is awesome, but just saying

[HermitGenius]

Dr. Ruth is there to be goofed on, like any other non-comedian at a roast.

[ThePeyoteCoyote]

I thought Jeff Ross was good by watching the newer Roasts but this stuff gave me a whole new appreciation for the guy.

[fruitnvege]

jeff ross best perfomance ever

[maclieberman]

holy shit Rob Reiner....i remember him famously as Meathead on All in the Family....looks nothing like him anymore lol

[7855waldo]

OH NO! How do you embarrass a guy who married Penny Marshall?!

Fell off my chair. Can't get up. This wouldn't be so bad, but I'm trapped in the lavatory in an airliner currently over Kansas City. Send for help.

[LFCtvUSA]

Jeff always has that genuinely classy moment whenever he finishes roasting someone. I've always found that to be admirable. Everyone does say something nice at the end, but Jeff, for some reason, always seems to sound the most genuine when he says it. Not sure why, but he does.

[imadude113]

@LFCtvUSA Yeah, it's not just you. I've noticed the exact same thing. He really does seem like a legitimate guy.

[BUDx2]

Haha the Al Franken joke was classic! because Al Franken is truly a very unfunny little bitch.

[7855waldo]

@BUDx2 - Howe true. But being a dick is a U.S. Senate requirement.

Imagine that. He's actually qualified.

[doomsy]

was abe vigoda ever young??

[lichi82]

1:46-1:49 - Vigoda's like, "I'm gonna stab you in the neck right after the show"

[PomonaPunkRock]

Rita Poon...hahaha

[Merimi]

this roast is seriously impossible to find.

[jabbid111]

Drinking a glass of formaldehyde. Brilliant.

[taker13angel]

is that really potsie???

[GMYellowstone]

@taker13angel Naw, that's Lenny from Laverne and Shirley.

[darius595]

why didn't rob reiner punch his head in instead of shaking his hand

[PedroNavaja1988]

@darius595 Because it's a roast, and he's not mentally challenged.

[uptownraised]

you know everyone that gets roasted by Jeff deep down wants to beat the crap outta him...love that Jeff Ross..hahahahaha

[kagasan2008]

"... and one of those things is Al Franken." LOL!

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Lol @ Al Franken's reaction.

[dreyersg]

penny marshall has the sex appeal of a vagina with a bear trap

[papavb]

what class that he got up to shake ross' hand, it's the most gracious I've seen anyone on these things

[intelligentlman]

Well, Jeff Ross IS the Roast king! To REALLY be funny, especially at a roast, you CANNOT hold back and Jeff does NOT hold back!

[ancientstaffpub]

@intelligentlman you must be fucking crazy! greg was, is and always will be the greatest roaster!

[GamingSho]

jeff is hilarious, all of his bits on roasts are killer

[rahagbab]

Rob has the most astounding laugh, makes me wish I was as fat as him.

[PMCWong1]

Rob Reiner is Classic. Humble and unpredentious

[TheTennispro1ify]

poor ab his blood type is "oh no"

[mnypwrrspkt]

they should roast jeff ross

[ke287331]

I miss the old Comedy Central logo :(

[otrygvesson]

what happens when jeff ross gets old? are people gonna make fun of his wrinkly , stained ass.

[ShowMeConservatism]

@otrygvesson He'd probably hope so.

[mcereal1]

@TheLastJedi2012 why is she the doggy in the window? I dont mean to annoy you by asking you to explain a joke btw, I'm just a fan of Jeff Ross

[iotaminnesota]

@mcereal cuz she is so ugly she looks like a dog.. and she would be on display on a street in a pet shop

[chafe11]

Sally struthers was a fat fuck who worked for childrens charities in Africa. Hence she sent the bags of grain.

[steveconn]

It's nice Rob laughs at the jokes. Trump just sat there with his smug grimace.

[michel19612009]

jeff is soooo fucking funny

[Kryptsanies]

can someone explain the Sally Struthers joke?

[jocam32]

@Kryptsanies u must be younger than 30 lol.............she used to do those "just $18/mo can save a child" commercials!

[Kryptsanies]

@jocam32 Im 20 and I know about her and save a child and africa and she was fat as fuck, but the joke man the joke!! What does the joke mean?

[jocam32]

@Kryptsanies its a double joke....1) sally COULDNT be there...as in her career is too busy(it isnt)...2) she sent 3 bags of grain...as in Rob nvr misses a meal...lolol

[ozzymotorhead]

seriously why wasn't carl reiner there?

[BOBBYSOX86]

What a jew

[Hezicohen]

@BOBBYSOX86 wtf was that supposed to mean?! im a jew myself! fucking A man stop stereotype all jews bc couple dump shits

[FloraWest]

Schwarze999 Gosh, I guess you've made your point. Brilliantly, I might add.

[JohnathanPozzi]

Wow these old roasts look a lot more formal than how they are now.

[TP2010]

ahhahaha, i wouldn't fuck penny marshall with penny marshall's dick. this dude can fucking roast, man.

[pasusuel]

@TP2010

thats not a joke, its just an insult.

this guy has not got a clue on how to make a classy roast happening.

(how this guy gets celebrated as beeing a good roaster .... ill never understand :)

[cb9603]

LOL I love how Rob Reiner absolutely cracks up at 1:00

[yadvir222]

Lol

[themooddisorders]

2 WORDS!

MEAT & HEAD

[rickybobby5150]

blood type O-NO

[mammers11]

the best roaster

[ravenocho8]

WITH PENNY MARSHALLS DICK! Hahahahahahaha! I nearly pissed myself!

[Gangstazila]

@ravenocho8 i think he stole that joke from susie essman from jerry stillers roast, but i could be wrong

[damageincorporated1]

@Gangstazila Hey dude, I believe that Essman actually says "with Dr. Ruth's pussy" haha.

[cosmojude]

Jeffrey Ross is a GREAT writer - and he delivers the lines fast and effectively.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@cosmojude his delivery makes his good lines greater.

[aGENIUUS]

@cosmojude plus he's a jew

[MrUsernamer1234]

@cosmojude watch the roast of bob saget, charlie sheen and jeff ross's stand up. He uses the same jokes over and over again. I still like him though but shit Jeff come on.

[iotaminnesota]

@MrUsernamer1234 its not the same at all dude.. he uses dr. ruth and abe vigoda in a lot but this is not stand up. it's a roast. it's about embarrassing the guest of honor and the entire dais. he is a good comedian. did you see that tosh.0 with him on there?? if you like tosh's stand up you should enjoy jeff ross

[SBC6]

LMAOOO THE FIRST THING HE SAID WAS FUNNY LMAOO "POTSY"

[ultimatumjs]

the best roast was the South Park episode with Rob Reiner

[jacknicklaus99]

haha ive been watching some roasts, al franken, disagree with him on a lot, but man he can take a joke in such a funny way he is indeed funny ill give him that

[HGWJay]

Wanna know something scary? This was ten years ago, and just think of every celebrity who's died, and remember that Abe Vigoda's still with us.

[MyFuttbucker]

Can someone please explain to me the "Doggie in the Window" joke?

[mission762008]

@MyFuttbucker Penny Marshall is to say the least unattractive...hence a dog

[AUSROTTENY2K]

lol the reaction at 2:18

[teilasman1]

@AUSROTTENY2K Priceless reaction

[TheRanger28]

True dat about Al Franken

[LordDracha]

drinking a glass of fermaldahyde! lol

[kickinitonthetube]

they should air these old roasts again.

[doomsy]

fuck you rob reiner lower the price of cigarettes it doesn't help anything.

[HectorJW2007]

Three bags of grain?

[ironklit]

@HectorJW2007 shes out of work now and has no money lol

[beepasha5]

when was this

[littlefuzzer]

Ha!..look at poor Richard Dreyfuss at 2:17

[spk9grsch]

why the hell are they roasting this fat fuck??

[macnolds]

@spk9grsch because he's a legendary comedian/writer/actor/director­/producer. he's done more stuff behind the camera than in front of it, but i suppose you may remember him as archie's liberal son-in-law in All in the Family. he directed Princess Bride, Stand by Me, The Bucket List, etc. Legendary guy.

[mission762008]

@macnolds I don't know about "Legendary"..but he is well known. Jeffery Ross just killed him none the less

[lisambofoh]

I don't get any of the Penny Mashall jokes.

[blue1717]

@lisambofoh rob reiner was married to penny marshall

[lisambofoh]

@blue1717 I got that much. I just don't get the jokes.

[RebelThoughts]

Addicted to stool softeners!

[wilcox24]

what's a deus?

[wackyman]

@wilcox24 it's "dais" and it means the group of guests on stage (everybody except the public)

[JakeVhabae]

@wilcox24 A panel of people.

[RealMadrid4evah]

1:31 XD is he serious? so offended? haha xD

[Frankenpalin]

I love Reiner's reaction to the Sally Struthers joke

[lfaldrummer12]

@Frankenpalin soooooo good.

[HectorJW2007]

I love the Penny Marshall joke and his reaction even more, he appreciated that one, LOL

[SBC6]

@Frankenpalin LOL PLZ EXPLAIN THAT JOKE TO ME

[Frankenpalin]

@SBC6 Sally Struthers has dedicated her life to helping starving Africans, hence the 3 bags of grain joke

[SBC6]

@Frankenpalin LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THANX!

[johanneslabusch]

@JagrJr68 : We got a nazi here wants to die for his country. Obliiiiige him!

[weaselsqeezins]

Gov. Frankin now...

[FloraWest]

@weaselsqeezins Actually, Senator Franken now, and he is doing an awesome job--who would have guessed!

[victorsblock]

@FloraWest

Explain what franken is doing. Voting more borrowing????

[FloraWest]

@victorsblock or example, he introduced an amendment to the DOD app. bill that said the US wouldn't hire contractors that do mandatory private arbitration on major crimes like sexual assault. Here he is in action on youtube under:

Senator Franken Chews Up Mark de Bernardo KBR Arbitration Lawyer

He also was a vocal proponent of a public option on health care, which I appreciated as one of his constituents.

He represents me well and I appreciate it.

[victorsblock]

@FloraWest

Anyone who pays little or zero taxes.......and produces nothing appreciates libtards. They exist to rape this great country and destroy it piece by piece.If you work hard and actually earn a living and pay taxes, you are not likely to vote such tripe into our government.

[FloraWest]

@victorsblock Huh. Speaking for myself, I actually do work hard, earn a living and pay taxes and voted for him. I'd vote for him again and would be happy to pay higher taxes.

What say we end this "debate" since a) it's clearly pointless and you're getting personal and b) this is a fucking Rob Reiner roast video.

[victorsblock]

@FloraWest

" I'd vote for him again and would be happy to pay higher taxes."

Liberalism: a Mental Disorder.

[Schwarze999]

@FloraWest fuck public option on health care im not paying for that illegal bullshit fuck you

[AesopRockOn]

What was your wedding song? How much is that doggy in the window?

[Tendoking]

@AesopRockOn

And EVERYONE had that "oh shit" look on their faces after that joke.

[nou1990]

@AesopRockOn i dont get it

[dinamozagreb1987]

@AesopRockOn can you explain the joke cuz im not from america and i dont know what its about

[kel9591]

@dinamozagreb1987 "How much is that doggy in the window" was a pop song back in the 50's. He was calling Rob Reiner's ex wife (Penny Marshall) a dog (an ugly woman).

[dinamozagreb1987]

@kel9591 thanks

[PMCWong1]

@AesopRockOn Can you explain this joke?

[TheLastJedi2012]

@PMCWong1 Penny Marshall = "that doggy in the window".

[Pull0utBoy]

Richard fucking belzer! Jew rule comedy, hands down.