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  • 'buk buk buk buk apka computing macaca' - 6:10

    Thank god for audio transcribe! How would I understand Toby without it?!

  • Wow, toby knows the creature names.

    I'm surprised.

  • 6:21 He sounded like a sing-a-ma-jig O_O

  • 6:30

    INTRO OF DARKNESS AND REDNESS AND WHITENESS!! (look at it carefully)

  • wtf ad at end of vid???

  • when toby is angry he sounds like nova...lol

  • Toby: I'M NOT EVEN SCARED ANYMORE. heheheh. AHHHHHHHHH No NO NO NO OMG OMG OMG

  • its funny when people never play a game but figure out what you have to do before toby does.

  • Stupid riders by lee. they don't even look good

  • wow Toby sounded mad at the start!

  • 6:08 turn on the transcribe audio "buk buk buk buk apca computing macaca" Dam Toby thats a nasty cough XD

  • It's like a sea-saw of ocean of "what the hell's the point of this ocean?" ROFL

  • TOBY ლ(゚д゚ლ) Y U NO TELL US WHAT YOU KEEP HITTING WHEN YOU DIE

  • I LOVE WHEN U SAY ´´NOO GOOD DAMIT´´

  • BIGGER MAKER HAPPENER

  • OOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

  • why did toby leave his enforcer gun D:

  • I just had a thought,,,Toby sound very strangely like caboose from red vs blue...can anyone else hear it...?

  • NOOO!! *bang bang bang bang bang* GOD DANG IT!

  • all that junk in tha- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • Toby, you're an idiot. But you're loved.

  • @planker not at all

  • Am i the only one who doesn't understand how Toby goes ape-shit crazy every time something moves?

  • Am I the only one who goes "FINALLY" when Toby figures out a puzzle?xD

  • I like how I watched Toby and the Enforcer run around a box for 3 minutes and 32 seconds... hahaha!

  • How do you switch to fists?

  • @jozef97 He had no ammo left

  • He sees the solution to going up the elevator. Plays with it for ten minutes before realizing it is there for a reason... EPIC WIN!

  • Toby: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG"

    Me: "RUN TOBY RUN OMG SHOT HIM!! RUN!!"

    *mom walks in*

    Me: "watching Toby play Duke Nukem..."

    Me and My Mom: "RUN TOBY SHOT THE MONSTER!! OMG YOUR OUTTA AMO!!"

  • @HollyAndrews1000 i DISLIKED you comment by accident Since it wont let me undo it I LIKED YOUR COMMENT

  • @AnimeloversClub So, you didn't make a change. :( Something YouTube needs to change.

  • @HollyAndrews1000 i can see that is a lie, a terrible one

  • just finished la noire

  • Oh and how do you reply to stuff

  • There right next to each other you noodle!

  • my phone rang right when he said what is that musical noise hahahh

  • You know your brain was as bug as it would get at age 3 and after that it is actually getting smaller not because your getting dumber but because your brain is refining it's self

    Just thought I would let you know

  • @990123fmily says the person who cant spell big

  • stand infront of that giant enforcer and see what happens lol

  • Like this if you watched planet of the apes

  • 'toby should play game that doesn't  related to word: "PUZZLE"

  • SUCKAH ! Whatchu gonna do with all that junk, all that AHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! HEE - LARIOUS !

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  • 8 people couldnt beat the boss

  • this has to be in tobygames highlights! :D

  • There is alot of screen tearing...

  • Every time toby misses a shot with the railgun a kitten dies.

  • The thing that really makes me laugh is the sound of Toby punching his keyboard with his finger when he dies XD

    or he could be slapping his hand, I culd never tell what he was doing lolz

  • Remember when Toby was honest and these segments were originally called "Toby Sucks at Gaming"? I do. He was frank and sincere thus giving me hope that I wasn't the only horrible gamer left in this green planet. Now, I'm angry that he's made me come to the realization that I'm truly a backseat gamer!

  • planet of the apes is one of the greatest movies ever thumbs up if u seen it

  • I didn't know you could destroy the box. I used the garbage can.

  • XD rofl

    I now want this game x3

  • I'm a kid with no right leg (at least not one that works) and no hope of being a good soccer player. And at that part, I laughed so hard. XD

  • @agentHARDCOREbunnies Wow, I'm sorry buddy. 

  • @agentHARDCOREbunnies Wow, I'm sorry buddy. 

  • did he died? O:

  • forever alone enforcer :(

  • toby is horrible lol

  • 1:48-2:02 Just listen... lol

  • what would have been pricless would be the enforcer move when he was jumping on it lol

  • Hope you feel better soon toby, sounds like you have Man Flu, and the men out there know how bad that is :)

  • THAT'S THE BIGGER MAKER HAPPENER!

  • Pony.

  • you look like a little baby man!

  • Hit the FUCKING BOX

  • maybe it's to early to say right now... but you should play farcry 3 when it comes out =D

  • Did Toby kill Captain America ? 1:30

  • Toby, I've been sensing that you've been getting a bit stressed in some of your videos lately.. maybe you should take a break from everything for a few days. We the audience love you and care about you.. maybe you should just relax for a few days <3

  • 00:57 new scream?

  • Break the small boxes for ammo!!!! GOD!!!

  • is it just me or has duke become little, coz he can't reach the door o.o

  • @CookieCutterr Didntcha watch previous episodes? :O

  • @Carmilla261 No, i couldn't coz i was on a 3 week holiday in france... didn't have time xd <33.

  • @CookieCutterr Oh~~ Then yeah, he was small, few eps ago he got shrunk~~X3

  • Tobys not stupid, he just thinks too much into things. So much is going on in that head of his he gets distracted. And that is why LA Noire is never going to get finished

  • @ThaGameCrew I'm surprised he finished Portal 2.....

  • @ThaGameCrew being scatterbrained can sometimes be cumbersome but hell it makes for people with awesome personalities often times, you never really know what to expect and their always entertaining. its the reason Im a big Toby fan, he's alot like my best friends :3 now if only I could nail commentary as good as this guy xD

  • @ThaGameCrew Or you can use one simple word.And you may never here it before-it's not somehthing justin bieber is,it is...

    'Awesome'

    (lol)

  • Set your computer on fire...with lemons

  • toby the worse thing that can happen,u can die,n when u respawn u die again,and again,and again.

  • We all love your videos toby --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • We --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • CANT WAIT UNTIL U MAKE NEW 1 :)

  • Oh... oh... oh HELL NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS ALREADY PAST HERE! GOD DANGIT!

  • not gonna lie. Toby sometimes you make a fish look smart, like really..

  • This episode feels like trying to watch the raptors figure out how to open doors in Jurassic park.

  • Last night, I met Tobuscus. He was in England with a load of other YouTubers (iJustine etc). There was a show on TV about all of them on a tiny blue double decker bus. I found out they were all staying a hotel so I immediately got my mum to take me and some friends. I asked to see Tobuscus at reception and we sat in a room with a table and sofa. He came in and I got to hug him and have a photo taken...it was awesome. I then woke up. I started crying when I realised it was all a dream...

  • @FeARspencer :') I don't really see how in anyway that was homosexual. YOU BE TROLLIN'

  • @AdelieTheVampire666 my bad, too bad u get emotionally attached to your dreams, hate to be shit

  • @FeARspencer :') I can't help what I dream, it just really made me sad that it wasn't real haha xD I once woke my self up by laughing! haha!

  • @AdelieTheVampire666 OMG THAT HAPPENS TO ME! Yaaaay I'm not alone...

  • ☢Duke Nukem☢

  • TOBUSCUS PLEASE PLAY SUPER MEAT BOY!

    I do not usually ask for thumbs up but please do it so he can play it!

    Also post on other toby games videos

  • I have Toby's outro stuck in my head, whenever I'm leaving someplace I want to say, "Click the annotation on the top-right to watch the next video, bless your face, If you sneezed during this video bless you. Peace off. BOOP!"

  • "i need to get big" in the paints

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  • I had dream where Toby was playing Catherine and Duke Nukem with me. Then I woke up and I was all like D,:

  • I love green tea. I'm happiest when I'm just sitting and listening to the rain. I like classical music. I'm a believer in peace and love. I love my cats. I say any situation can be resolved with understanding. We are all brothers and sisters and should love oneanother. But if Toby doesn't start opening those white ammo boxes I'm going to fucking napalm him.

  • @EvilStreaks

    best comment ever xD

  • @EvilStreaks you are a beautiful person who is very in tune with nature, and in this case nature demands MURDER!

  • @EvilStreaks MY GOD MAN IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY DO NOT WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE!!!

  • @EvilStreaks Thank you. I enjoyed this comment immensely!

  • @EvilStreaks forgive him, he's amish

  • @EvilStreaks Pure beauty XD

  • play the impossible game just once please it would be funny to watch you play some arcade games

  • watching him trying to figure out the most obvious obstacles is frustrating, cant see him playing a puzzle game, wish he played fallout 3 or oblivion, stick to open world games toby

  • @9EricR Yeah this is SO PAINFUL. I think I'm gonna stop watching these. He misses every glaring thing because he jerks the camera around impatiently and just misses EVERYTHING. I can not believe an obvious shutter control had him baffled. It blows my mind. He seems cool and he's funny but I've never wanted to strangle a stranger so much and I don't think it's healthy for me to be in this enraged state for five minutes a day.

  • "are those contacts...and a nose ring? god those aliens are freaking classy. emo classy"

    LOL

  • Toby:UUU danger,whats the worst that could happen?

    Me:You could fight a boss thats uber strong and will kill u 1,000,001 times

    Ps:This has happened before

  • Toby:UUU danger,whats the worst that could happen?

    Me:You could fight a boss thats uber strong and will kill u 1,000,001 times

    Ps:This has happened before

  • Toby:UUU danger,whats the worst that could happen?

    Me:You could fight a boss thats uber strong and will kill u 1,000,001 times

    Ps:This has happened before

  • Toby:UUU danger,whats the worst that could happen?

    Me:You could fight a boss thats uber strong and will kill u 1,000,001 times

  • Toby:UUU danger,whats the worst that could happen?

    Me:You could fight a boss thats uber strong and will kill u 1,000,001 times

  • NO new videos pisses me off!

  • 9:48 somewhere in Duke Nukem some guys garage door id opening unexplainably

  • lol 2:42 anyone see planet of the apes 

  • i saw planet of the apes 2 hahahahahahahhahahahahah

  • dear toby. today i woke up expecting to see a new terreria video (theyre realised whilst australia sleeps) and since you haven't uploaded any i haven't been able to function as a human being

  • LMAO

  • 5:13 I KNOW he was going to say Uncharted, but how is that a puzzle game?

  • "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." Army of Darkness line in a video game!! My mind has been blown!

  • Toby: thou shouldst totally playeth thyself some Batman Arkham Asylum.

  • OH OH OH MY OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD AHHHHH NOOOOO AHH ........... that was the easiest boss battle so far :)

  • Toby please please please play penumbra!

  • TOBY THERES A PORTAL EASTER EGG WITH LOTS OF AMMO IN IT!

  • i'de like to see you play diablo II =)

  • he said intro of darkness 6:23 into the video lol!

  • Toby! when you start to freak out and not geting stomped on it maybed me freak out XDD

  • If you dont play Skyrim, I will be furious.

  • He yelled so loud that there was feedback. Jeez. xD

  • Toby!

    You should really consider playing Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow. I can see so many opportunities for fail, wins, and LOLs. It also involves puzzles, and you know how much we like to see you rage :D

  • @ZombiesOnlyWantAHug Definetly. It was one of the games of last year for me.

  • @blibble321 I went and bought it immediately after it's release date because one of my friends was obsessed over it and I wanted to troll him, so I finished it first. XD

  • why doesnt toby like seeing in the dark?

  • It took me seven times until I defeated the aliens in that room

  • Toby says in a lot of his videos that he has "a giant brain", but studies show that people with smaller brains have higher IQ's.

  • I wish he said BOOP when he pushed the up button at the end

  • in the middle of this video my dad said to turn it down i wonder why

  • im just imagining an awsome guy like duke nukem, talking like toby.

  • FINALLY found that "come come come get it get it" song after having it stuck in my head for weeks watch?v​=rsJmADCnXbw what a relief u_u

  • whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that ju-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 0:52 FINISH JUSTINE TOBY. EVEN THE ENFORCER SAYS SO.

  • he shld add us the audience to his steam fren list

  • toby + borderlands = christmas in august. PLAY IT.

  • lol Planet of the Apes sponsored this video

  • Uncharted is a pretty good puzzle/adventure game Toby.

  • yay for toby!

  • lol thumbs up if at 5:40 if you were like "JUMP ON TO THE RAILING"

  • i swere this has been said before but seriously i swear hes acting stupid wich kinda anooys me

  • toby u do the best duke impresson ever

  • FUCK YOUTUBE! FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK YOUTUBE FUCK YOUTUBE!!! WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO DESTROY THEMSELVES WITH ALL THIS NEW SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT??? AHHHHHHHH FUCK YOUTUBE!!!!!

  • Toby sucks at gaming.

  • @rkj4107 You suck at life.

  • I think Toby kinda regrets playing this game the more he uploads his videos. I love Duke but.... the game is meh.

  • at the end the president dies and duke wants to run for president

  • I like to pRty

  • 3:16 - 3:36 eyes closed

  • LOL baby Dukus.

  • i need to become big again - thats what he said

  • wow toby always stalls in his gaming videos...

  • please read a walkthrough before hand if constantly trying to be funny makes even the most obvious task take 3 mins when you artificially limit videos to 10 mins. nothing more annoying then watching you run in circles in a game that is on rails. i bet you could get lost in the 20 hour tutorial on FF13.

  • @RGbcc ffs is you dont like it stfu and gtfo

  • im not even scared anymore OH NONONONONONONONON AAAAAHHHHH

  • Am i the only one with the annoying barbecue commercial that doesnt let you close it...

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