Hissing Geese

[iluvkoalas973]

haha i fricken love this video!!!

[MrShapiroman]

yesterday I had a dream I was a swan, but I hope I hadn't attacked some humans near to me!

[FMRagna]

DAMN NIGGA WHY YOU HISSIN?

NATURE, YOU SCARY!

[PetChickenz]

i have pet geese and they hiss sometimes, male geese are more aggressive than female ones, usually. if theyre pets though they can be more friendly.

[PetChickenz]

No its not sick, they're probably male geese, male geese hiss to protect other geese. they hiss by breathing out in a certain way. :D

[MrDuckhunter14]

Yeah i hunt geese and i catch them they hiss and peck at u

[agwebkinz11]

A hissing goose? Seriously? That's just plain crazy.....

[ManEatingTortoise]

Snake + Duck = Goose

[FallOutBoyRulez1993]

i would be very scared if i was u ...fucking swans and geese they sum scary shit broski o -o x3

[VampireRuki]

geese act tough but if you gently grab them by the neck near the head and pick them up making sure that they cant flap there wings they duck there heads down and calm down though it doesnt work for all geese

[PetChickenz]

@VampireRuki true. depends on how tame the goose is though. even pet geese can be a pain because they are naturally territorial and dont want people to get near them, they are just scared i think instinctively.

[BiohazardBunney]

It's like a......dog? dogs dont hiss! dear god wtf...

[DevilMaster]

Yeah, he's sick... of you!

[acie101]

00:8 it looks lik a dog its crazy

[RyanRami14]

he hissin!!!



[MegahyperDaniel]

Such ill manners

[doctorw2]

they are hissing at the dog not the people.

[wallymeldrum]

haha they are so NOT intimidating with their gay lispy hiss

[shairaptor]

@wallymeldrum I'm gay and gays rule. YES they ARE intimitading with their hiss. I bet your a fuckhead!

[wallymeldrum]

@shairaptor Speak for yourself you loser.

[shairaptor]

@wallymeldrum shut up troll

[frustratedlogician]

"why is it hissin maybe it's sick" no it feels threatened by you!!

[iluvkoalas973]

I WANT A GOOSE TO HISS AT ME!!!!!

[OcarinaBrothers]

Geese hiss cause they are mad

[OcarinaBrothers]

I LOVE GEESE!

[suppersmash1]

No Its Hissing Cause Its Warning You!!

[R3allyBored]

I was in my friends backyard when a goose came up to me and started hissing. So, I hissed back. I can now say I beat a goose in a hiss-off.

[randomsquid56]

geese have done that tons of times it realy dosent matter

[molarmama5]

AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS WORLD THAT UNDERSTANDS GEESE AND DOES NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM?

They hiss-------big deal!

[travelsonic]

People have a problem with gees not just because they hiss - sometimes their territoriality interferes with day-to-day activities. That and their defication wherever they go.

[First hand experience: going to a college overrun quite literally with geese]

[PeekabooItsMolly]

Omg i had no idea geese could hiss until yesterday when i was at the mall and it was trying to take my smoothie

[kongfeet81]

damn nature, you scary!

[Eduartezian]

the dog is scarier

[TheAokiji13]

geese once hissed at my step grandma, they chased her all around and tried to bite her

[FallOutBoyRulez1993]

geese scare me,

[roxmysoxify]

i used to be so freaking scared by geese...

[travelsonic]

The other day I was trying to get into one of the buildings at the college I go to. A goose likes stalking/hissing at/attacking people out there... needless to say, he came running at me, hissing - I charged at him scaring him off, then I saw him try FLYING AT ME [ducked out of the way]... fucking menaces

[FearMyChewyWaffles]

i just hiss back and it runs away...

[desertdarlene]

They were probably hissing mostly at the dogs. Hissing means they're nervous and are afraid of you.

[shamful7]

they remind me of raptors form Jurassic park

[DeadlyTeaParty]

I hate going near them!

Geese don't hiss just because they are sick; they hiss because they feel that you are a "threat" to them; and if they have a family of babies they would hiss at people to to protect their young. They can be very territorial to; so they could be hissing at you because you are in their territory

[TheDurationPlusFive]

Everything about them I hate.

[lebell32]

its a warning lol swans do the same thing but when a swan hisses you better leave because unlike geese they will attack much quicker

[peaceisloveisawesome]

Their hissing because they are protecting there selves or maybe their babies

[Kasya3]

@peaceisloveisawesome

Exactly! Thank you! They are very territorial animals.. People who are being hissed at should back away... otherwise they might charge at you! 

[peaceisloveisawesome]

@Kasya3 yup

[PsychoKiller9999]

@peaceisloveisawesome geese also hiss if they are protecting a nest , my pair of geese hiss at me if i go by their nest

[PetChickenz]

@peaceisloveisawesome yep! geese are pretty territorial.

[PetChickenz]

did you offer them some bread? geese like bread

[peaceisloveisawesome]

@PetChickenz No...but we gave them some later, but they werent hissing at us when we were

[PetChickenz]

@peaceisloveisawesome that's good! :)

[Japheth19]

i dont know if i heard her right but i swear i think i just heard her say its hissing like a dog?... dogs dont hiss...thought i would point that out

[lycanlover123]

why is this so amusing?

[Haltagaggel]

Goose is like: "Yo bitches give me somethin to drink"

[EDWARDTAY55]

them geese ain't sick, they be hissing at you cause they white.

[1TomAhs1]

LOL a had already a goose as a pet and if I would u, I would run into the goose and catch one XD Actually I don't find that it realy heards if a goose bits

[travelsonic]

I once had a goose walking at me, hissing etc - clearly ready to attack - a firm verbal shout to it later it backed off, but I was ready to kick its head in if I had to.

[OldSkoolgamerz]

They don't like visitors. :P

[Bellum24680]

lol i mess with them all the time

[JibbaJabba963]

'maybe its sick'.....or maybe it doesnt fucking like you, daft cow.

[Bellum24680]

arnt those swans???????????????

[Crem2057]

@Bellum24680 those aren't swans. swans are more narrow-bodied for starters.

[Bellum24680]

arnt those swans

[heroxlegacy]

0:26 "Why's he hissin' maybe he's sick."

... *facepalm*

[ltshinta]

Maybe your sick...wtf gooseitce?

[CuteChick344]

if it tries to attack you just kick it ( not hard obviously ) its just so they know not to get to close :P

[XxDarkMagicSparkzxX]

oh my goodness! something like happened with me and my friends at the beach. its so funny. And yes i think they are sick!! They scare the shit outta me when they do that though but its still funny! its like they're posessed or something

[BABYxxxCAKES1]

hahaha my i love my pet geese but they are starting to get mean to everyone :(((( anyone have any advise on what i should do???

[jazzie110057]

That goose is like "I'll bight you bitch!"

[iaminvisibletoo]

OH MY GAHH LOOK AT HIM HE HISSIN'

lmao A+

[Iolimcool]

I love geese despite their attitudes...

[wolverine678910]

Man i remeber at the park there were canadian geese and holy crap one hissied at me and i walked up to it and was like man what you say? Yo that thing jumped and i had a stick in my hand and i was lank BONK! and it left me alone for a couple of days.

[pressthereset]

This is probably the best video I've ever seen! The best comedy occurs naturally! Brilliant!

[nintendoFAN119911]

Why are geese so evil? xD

My brother was chased by one once lol

[persayios]

no offense but its not a dog if it hisses....thats a cat lol and its not thirsty the thinkg just doesn't like you! but your uneducational guesses were entertaining

[llamalover02]

"oh my goodness! look him, he hissin'!"

lol that lady is so funny! *hisss*

[oJUDAYALo]

OMG! "he hissin'!" LOL

[XmXFLUXmX]

TNB

[alainatherawr]

"why's it hissin'? Maybe it's sick!"

[FlightSimTutorials]

Haha not everybody's intelligent, especially not those two bitches :D

[Oipat28]

Geese get really mad when startled. Ducks often run away from predators but geese fight back.

[WolfyPsycho]

Believe it or not, they hiss because birds like these geeses here are related to dinosaurs. UH DUUUUUH!!! They're not sick!

[WeAreDevo456]

You cannot escape from death!

RAGING STORM!!!! LOL

[Snackypak]

FRIED GEESE MMMMM

[noopklu]

dogs dont hiss cats do lol

[xaesthetics]

LOL "its like a dog!" dogs dont hiss silly

[xxmichoxx]

such uneducated people...

[BrendanIsCool]

@xxmichoxx they can't help it.

DEYyY BLlAckK yo OBAMA PReISDEnt NAHH

[shairaptor]

stupid laughing bitches filming there! show respect for amazing animals like geese, they rule =)

[drroberson4]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! "Maybe its sick" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Lawd, hun you made my day, LOL Thank you for posting

[DJActivitY]

They some angry geese!

[calandale]

Is this in Buffalo? If so, I miss those guys. :D

[worldsailor1982]

myne are the same and get aggresive when reproduct..so cute

[Jatisrose]

lookit 'im he hissin!!!!

lololol

[TheBetrayerZ]

Lol my pet geese does the same thing

[AsksOneThing]

I wondered why these geese weren't chasing y'all down. Then you started talking about bread and I realized you'd been feeding 'em. That's the only reason why they weren't chasing, and trust me, two people and a dog vs that many angry geese, the geese are going to win.

[kinch6322]

man many birds have been acting like dogs lately, I saw a seagull acting like a dog!

[tpfastback]

were there babies near by? Geese hiss when they are protecting their babies or territory. Geese are funny. And your right they are like dogs! They will chase anything they for what ever reason feel is a threat.

[ThePsychstudent]

You need to learn how to spell, reala1234567, seriously, your spelling's bad.

[reala1234567]

if a gooes dose that to me

im afriad im going to have to brake my foot off of there goose ass

[robinsonjamie04]

THE geese are hissing because they think you guys are giant twix bars

[JJ26woop]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE RACIST! TWAT

[cyoosh1nj]

that white goose is racist!!

[solothyrn]

@cyoosh1nj no you are for even thinking of it

[skrie]

:D

Relevant to my interests !

[slmaia]

Good lord, geese hiss when they feel threatened, show some respect for animals, rather than standing there laughing at them.

[drroberson4]

Hun, it is not that serious, lol. They were not hurting them. They were trying to feed them actually...

[domokun5555]

igot chased for 3 minutes from a goose... i through bread at t and it hissed and chased me! dont mess with them!

[jayomayo21]

Vicious

[FAEofHOPE]

@jayomayo21 also it's not sick it's just angry. Geese are territorial in the wild, when rasied by hand they're quite docile but not kind towards strangers, you got lucky some geese don't like bread. They're mostly grass grazers.

[SparNine]

@domokun5555 as a kid i was chased by a goose in a petting zoo. I was like 4. My mother had to rescue me from the top of a chicken coop. They are savage.

[maestro4202]

I got bit by a huge goose once on the finger..I don't think it hurt at all or even broke skin, hah. But they are big and don't take any crap!

[helehole]

its not f*cking sick, its scared

[AJM212006]

never feed geese.

are you crazy?

[AJM212006]

haha maybe its sick

[ichirowashere]

yeah he thirstay...giff his ass some grape drink

[GooseCaller14]

they hissing cause you pissed him off he wants you gone lol

[The2ndAmendmentGuy]

geese will fuck you up. I was kayak fishing and i ran it on a tiny tiny sand bar in a lake and out of fucking no where 3 of these bastards came out of the woodwork and hissed at me right next to the kayak, and one kinda jumped onto the bow of the kayak and was dippin its head up and down and took a shit all over my kayak. i swiped it with my ore and the bitch took a nibble at my hand and i freaked the fuck out and pushed off and paddled away.

I do beleive I saw Satan that day.

[jayomayo21]

LMAO...yup, God saved you from that goose that day!!!

[drroberson4]

LMBO!!!! Whew too funny

[djsaturn26]

@The2ndAmendmentGuy

that is fucking funny, great story !

[dianetje1]

@The2ndAmendmentGuy  Hahahaha I just told my colleagues that the geese next to my house are terrotising me! I cant go home normally!! They are realy satan's child!

[molarmama5]

@The2ndAmendmentGuy

BIG DUCKY SCARED THE BIG HAIRY MAN, boo hoo.

[aaciseric]

There is a serious lack of intelligence from the people in this video. Don't bring a dog near some geese (generally violent creatures) and then get suprised that they are reacting angrily.

[The2ndAmendmentGuy]

geese will fuck you up. I was kayak fishing and i ran it on a tiny tiny sand bar in a lake and out of fucking no where 3 of these bastards came out of the woodwork and hissed at me right next to the kayak, and one kinda jumped onto the bow of the kayak and was dippin its head up and down and took a shit all over my kayak. i swiped it with my ore and the bitch took a nibble at my hand and i freaked the fuck out and pushed off and paddled away.

I do beleive I saw Satan that day.

[claireofheartz]

ducks are better

[foamy2345]

ducks are good,geese are evil

[chattercrac]

Heck, the dog is more intelligent than the people video taping, at least he knows that when the goose hisses...it means leave them alone.

[IStandBrokenxo]

xD!

[delawareboy08]

when a goos hisses that means get away!

[BDNproductions]

Geese hiss when they are angry, to show aggression and to intimidate others. Just a bit of clarification.