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  • I send my little fanged prayers on up to the movie gods. Those poor boys.

  • It warms my heart that not only girls hate Bella... <3

  • "Peach has contributed nothing in /any/ of the mario games" Yeah. You've never played Super Mario RPG, have you Critic? With the right equipment, Peach is a freaking beast!

  • @supitsme1 She saved Sora from becoming a Heartless. If it weren't for her then Sora would've been doomed. Also is the flowery keblade her fault? Riku was the one that gave it to her blame him for it.

  • I pray for you Jacob to redeem your self as a man and Edward just to plain redeem yourself from marrying the manipulative bitch. Amen.

  • Hey, Paula uses Frying Pans, and she can ALSO use psychic powers and cause Fireballs to burst out of her fingers!

  • The Bella, Edward and Jacob romance triangle reminds me of Naruto. Sakura is totally in love with Sasuke who doesn't acknowledge her as a love interest and leaves. Naruto is willing to sacrifice himself for her and he only wants her acceptance in return but she never acknowledges him. Then when Sasuke leaves and Sakura "gives up" on him, she tries to get with Naruto, but Naruto being the smart one realizes that Sakura is lying through her teeth and she goes back to Sasuke. OMFG I H8 Sakura >:(

  • @johnny11379 Bella's Lullaby by Carter Burtwell. I think that's how you spell it. Wait...how the fuck do I know this?

  • To think, Princess Peach has been kidnapped for over 20 years. 20 YEARS!

    And Bella overtakes her as the biggest dumbass in distress, and she's only barely started!

    THAT'S HOW BAD TWILIGHT IS.

  • @jamesbondkid2001 and if im correct peach is 30 years old!

    30 years old!! WTF

    bella keeps getting kidnapped because everybody thinks that the movie MUST REVOLVE ON HER WHICH IT SHOULDNT!!!!

  • what is that song towards the end?

  • i forgot but does anyone know the song at the end with the piano?

  • No arguments here....

  • It's funny because Paula from EarthBound is BADASS and uses a frying pan.

  • what about daphne from scooby doo?

  • Is Belle why Twilight is considered a "bad" movie? I for one have not seen or read it.

  • @Someoneoftheipod

    Alright. Take a bad idea. Have it done by a bad author. Give it bad characters. Make it in to a bad movie. Have it done by a bad director. Cast bad actors. Give the actors tranquillizers to make them worse. That is the Twilight experience.

  • There are quite a few other really strong, self reliant female characters represented in those games. But she's just a really poor pathetic excuse for a character!

  • KAIRI from Kingdom Hearts SHOULD BE ADDED TO THIS LIST.I mean, she might not be that dumb. BUT SHE DOES SEEM LIKE AN EMPTY HEADED CLASSIC DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. It's unfortunate that they don't do much of anything with the character, EXCEPT LEAVE HER ON THE ISLAND AS AN EXCUSE FOR SORA TO KEEP FIGHTING SO THAT HE CAN MAKE IT BACK TO HER AS HE PROMISED. and when they actually include her in the fight, HER WEAPON IS MADE OF FLOWERS, and other girly things!!! COME ON! HOW PATHETIC IS THAT!

  • Bella is a dumbass because she thinks she's in love with a vampire. Edward explained to her in the first film that what she feels isn't love. She's drawn to him like a fish is drawn to an angler fish's glowing appendage. How anyone can get drawn in to a saga with such a stupid plot is beyond me. She would have been more of an interesting character if she were immune to his vampire charm, & Edward had to win her over.

  • I wish he'd give his opinion on the 2011 Muppets film. I thought it ruled. I wan to know what he thought of it. It'd be PERFECT!

  • @Scorpionspear77 Just type Doug Walker reviews The Muppets

  • Actually, NC kinda screwed up. Peach's main weapon is an UMBRELLA in Super Princess Peach, which he forgot to mention. Also, in the more recent games where she actually watches the final battle, she actually looks concerned when you arrive or get hurt.

  • Me: Dear mother send your child unto me...

    Dark Brotherhood member: You called?

    Me: I have a contract for you.

    DBM: Yes, what is it?

    Me: I need you to kill Bella Swan.

    DBM: OH FUCK YAH! Come on you can help.

    Me: :D YAY!

  • You know what, I don't care what the Nostalgia Critic says. A frying pan is a good weapon! Just ask Rapunzel, she'll know a thing or two about it.

  • And in the latest twilight film it gets worse. I mean, she started being a teenage student, she had other things to do. But in the latest movie she's nothing but a dumbass in distress. If that was a job or something that somone would pay for, she would be rich by now!!!!

  • And this is why I get Horribly pissed off at people comparing Hunger Games to Twilight. BECAUSE THE MAIN GIRL IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY THAT MUCH OF A DUMBASS IN DISTRESS IN HG!!

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  • You know, I don't understand why people don't remember that Jar Jar gets a good kick in the balls. twice. those scenes should be part of the highlight of Phantom Menace, but nope. no one remembers it. I saw the 3-D release the other day, saw him getting kicked by that little nose droid..thing and died of laughter. i thought of how everyone would want to replay that over and over and over and over again till they felt human.

  • I'd but Belle from Beauty and the Beast on my list of dumbasses in distress but Bella is way more worse than her.

  • @maxtull21 Belle? Why? Belle only needed to be "rescued" because she put herself in a situation with a monster to save her father's life. She didn't even need to be rescued! She handles the problem herself! Yeah, she almost got eaten by wolves, but she was trying to escape her captor, it wasn't out of stupidity.

  • @NinjaInConverse Oh yeah I don't fucking care! Belle has to get her ass saved by the dick-assed beast from a pack of hungry wolves and she also has to get her ass saved again by a teacup a FREAKING TEA CUP!!!

  • 5:14 fuck that shit!, im not praying for ANY of them. if these guy were real MEN then THEY WOULDNT PUT UP WITH BELLAS BULLSHIT!

  • listened to Yiruma before Twilight. >__>

  • We only have one more twilight movie guys. We can do this!

  • Bella Swan is more like an antagonist a lot more than a protagonist!!!

  • Cont* That's right girls forget self confidence and let your boyfriend decide for you, even though you were called ugly by creatures that are not your species. Then comes the, impossible things, to quote the chick, "Impossible and mildly inconvenient are not the same thing."

  • Honorable mention: Thumbelina from "Thumbelina," I mean in a nutshell imagine everything that made you like Ariel, and now imagine the opposite. She's clumsy, ditzy, and so gullible. I mean when she's in that musical number with the toads she seems to forget that she's been kidnapped. Than at the Beetle ball she's called ugly by bugs and then the bird asks, "Does Cornelius think you're ugly?" and then thinks that if he doesn't think she's ugly then she's not ugly.

  • The one thing I give to the Twilight movies... is... really nothing. Love the song you played during the review of #1. Yiruma is a genius.

  • NC and I have the exact same thinking of Bella.... you go man *peace sign*

  • I love Twilight, but I can't argue with that.

  • Let us pray. Oh holy Cinimax, please save these poor lost soul, let them return to the specail place in our hearts, as Cedric Diggory, and Lavaboy

    Amen.

  • @haloreachmon souls*

  • @haloreachmon *Black Woman mode activate* AYEMEN PREACHA OF DA LOARD! SAY IT LIKE IT IS!

  • @haloreachmon Sharkboy. There's a lavaGIRL, but taylor was Sharkboy.

  • @IWantLindseyToWantMe What did I sa... oh goddamnit

  • @IWantLindseyToWantMe What did I sa... oh goddamnit

  • @haloreachmon you mean sharkboy. I don't know, I just had to correct that.

  • @haloreachmon .... Sharkboy

  • @haloreachmon

    Sharkboy.

  • @haloreachmon Lavaboy? You mean SHARKboy?

  • The role of Edward Cullen may have ruined Robert Pattinson's career, but Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker holds the crown for Worst Acting in All of 21st Century Blockbusters.

  • @SGRev1 ok the part about Robert Pattinson is very much correct but umm, Hayden Christensen is an awesome actor and he brought justice to the role of Anakin Skywalker, you are a dumbass

  • @Animekingtmac I beg to differ. Before you jump out and call me a dumbass, let me explain something here. I have been working at a local acting club in my hometown for three years, which I consider enough time to tell good acting from bad acting. Mr. Christensen did a horrible job as Anakin Skywalker in Episode II and even Episode III. I feel so sorry for him and the other actors in the SW prequels as much as I feel sorry for Mr. Pattinson, Chris Heyerdahl & the other actors in Twilight.

  • I don't know i think that Lois Lane is the biggest dumbass but after what you said about bella i changed my mind and put Lois in at #2

  • i love the piano music in the background, its really a beautiful piece. Bella will always be someone i will despise with all of my heart. i could write a book on why and how much i hate her. infact im using her bland personality for my own story that i'm writing, its a horror story. She's the main spirit in it though, a deciever that luers children to their deaths.

  • I hate Twiilght as much as the next Twilight hater, but after seeing this, I genuinely feel sorry for the characters of Edward and Jacob

  • Yeah, Bella was atrocious for always having to be saved or noticed. Even if such things existed, and I suddenly had the hots for this vampire guy (God help me if it could ever have been so) who sparkles in the sun, no less, I would not sacrifice my human life to become a vampire, and the werewolf boy Jacob? Don't even get me started. In the realm of fantasy, Harry Potter wins over the Twilight Saga any day.

  • I ran away from the twilight books and after from the movies, i inmediately sensed something stupid on them and as it "evolved" i got proofs. Normally women aren't like Bella, but most of us have some masochistic love victim syndrome inside that, if you don't control it when you're teenager, it can result in something idiotic as Bella shows. Worst is i met girls who look normal and very mind clear, independent and are fans of that shit, they say they like suffer with Bella... NONSENSE!

  • Girls, if your looking for a real female role model, then check out Katara in "Avatar: The Last Airbender". Don't check out the movie.

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  • @godzilla964 She was no role model either.

  • This reminds me of the beginning of "Two chumps at Oxford" where the bankmanager is attacked, tied to his officechair, found by his secretary and still manages to activate the alarm WITH HIS FEET(!!!) while she stands there screaming in chok and the armed robber is overpowered by two streetsweepers!

  • Peach is the one thing I do not like about the Mario games. I'm a fan, but Nintendo can make badass damsels in distress, I mean, look at Zelda.

    As for Bella... What NC said sums up my feelings about Twilight. -_-"

  • I AGREE WITH #1!!!! (not going to spoil it) Nostalgia Critic said everything that I hate about her. SHE'S A MORON!

  • Okay, what is the name of the song that plays during the #1 spot. it's very pretty.

  • FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCC­CCCCCCKKKKKKKK TWILIGHT!!!

  • 2:29 to 5:07 = thats why I hate twilight.

  • storm dain is pissed at the nostalgia critic 0:12 2:08

  • Worst thing that the song that plays in the background during the Bella segment is beautifully done and I love it. It depresses me so much.

  • finally someone else thinks twillight is shit!!! my life is complete XD

  • Well at least peach is supposed to be like that the fact that Bella is a dumbass all by herself is just sad... She's nuher 1 riteXD? Ur so entertaining

  • That was so funny but don't dis the frying pan rapunzel uses those (falls over laughing)

  • Wasn't the girl who did Bella the same one from Speak? If so, Twilight is just a huge ass step backwards in her career

  • I'm surprised Steve Trevor from Wonder Woman isn't on that list. At least Robin and Lois have personalities and Robin (Dick Grayson) became Nightwing and was able to take care of himself (not to mention he's badass). Steve has the personality of a flat board. Plus, he thinks because he's a "man" means he's invulnerable to monsters, corrupted immortals and crazy Amazons. Which always resulted to him getting into trouble then Wondy saving him while putting his foot in his mouth. But that's just me

  • In addition I have my own additions to the list:

    -Frodo Baggins

    -Thumbelina

    -Cordelia Chase (In the Buffy series only)

    -Tegan Jovanka (Doctor Who)

  • @chocolatefountain95 Frodo is supposed to be weak, and get weaker along the journey, but that only adds up to his dedication to save middleearth. He is meant to be the complete opposite of an archetype hero.

  • The thumbnail was kind of a spoiler :|

  • That Princess Peach rant was epic.

  • I'd like to see a "Top 11 Dumbest Princesses". There are just so many.

  • My runners up:

    Slippy Toad (FFFOOOOXX! HELP!)

    Sailor Moon (while i like this character, she is very dependant for the first few seasons of the show)

  • Twilight shouldnt count since its the stupidest shit ever created. Even if it is for lonely, fat and unattractive women and gay men.

  • @NepperCat Hey shut up! My extremely thin and attractive (well, so I have been told) sister who is in a committed relationship likes this shit and I think it's crap, and I am the fat one.

  • @sugarpandapaws08 I guess you're an anomaly then Chunk. Its still mindnumbingly stupid though. I'm sure we can agree on that.

  • @NepperCat Awww...I am Chunk lol.

    I do agree though, it's almost dangerous how dumb it is.

  • 2.42 i know people say that edward sparkles but really?

  • didnt peach go to save mario in that one game on DS, but mabye that was a dream too i dont know havent played it that much

  • No tuxedo Mask??

  • @Kurasshu88 Ironically, it's usually Usagi/Sailor Moon who's in need of saving.

  • @matt0044 Yeah sometimes, but at least she's not useless xDD he gets captured waay too often lool

  • Bella is why I hate twilight I wonder why people like her she is not worth it

  • Agreed Bella is the stupidest lamest biggest hore of a character that has ever had the disgrace to be the "modern interpretation of the every day teenage girl" to ever be imagined up.

  • Look. I don't hate jar jar or shortround, but I freaking hat scrappy doo.

  • Yu-Gi-Oh's Mokuba Kaiba should be somewhere.

  • i <3 the twilight saga the action the drama the story, it great well except for fucking Belle. i mean really they did get one thing right, she is the everyday teen girl and as a high school student.... and a nerd i should know most teen girl are hateful, horrid, cold, heartless, self-absorbed , poor por pityful me bitch bags. fuck Belle and fuck my generation, if these kids are then i hope the world does end this year, 'cause if not Earth will probable just off itself. fuck yes

  • HEY, I LOVE PEACH!!... -_- but yeah, you're right.

  • Did Mario ever got the cake?

  • @Horzagiar no but he did get lot's of pasta :3

  • God, in the movies Bella IS one, but the books not SO much XD

  • My mum and I hate Bella!! We both love The Twilight Saga, but loathe her.

    The only reason we watch the movie is to see Peter Facinelli's (Carlisle) face.

    The only thing I can relate to her is that I'm a brunette too.

    Yes. She is a villain. Twilight's villain. It would be better without her.

  • What's actually quite hilarious about Peach is that she sometimes gets kidnapped TWICE IN ONE GAME, in some cases..

  • What is that piano song at the end?!? I LOVE IT TO FUCKING DEATH <3

  • @gtglolrofl

    River Flows in You- Yiruma.

  • @6684lillian thank you(:

  • i still thinking that the biggest dumbass in distress is Leito's sister in District 13

    and why he don't mentioned Ashley Graham.

  • he makes a good point abiout bella being a villan. a friend of mine thinks that she would make a god troubled villan and i agree

  • I've sat through maybe, maybe, thirteen minutes of Twilight due to being out voted on what to watch and I have to say.. All I wanted to do is shove a fucking knife in her neck between that single vacant look she has throughout every second and how annoying she is.

    The only thing more painful then watching that garbage must be reading the books.

  • @RenjiMaili Agreed. I read the first two chapters in the book and it was so ANNOYING! "Waa, I'm going to live with my stupid dad. Waa, all the jocks and geniuses at school are asking me out. Waa, there's this one pale loner named Edward who isn't asking me out! I need to ask him out!" It was so annoying.

  • why is princess jazmine or snow white not on this list? I cnt tell who's worse: the one dimentional trick who bitches and whines about Jafar throughout the movie just to be reduced to whoring herself to him in the end, or the bland pale chick who takes an apple from a creepy old stranger.

  • @sonicjrjr14 The sad part is that Jazmine was created to please the parents, who wanted the princesses to have "more personality." I don't think that's the personality they meant.

  • @sonicjrjr14 Jazmine is forced to whore herself to Jafar, and Snow White is a product of her time.

  • I agree Bella is just a selfish bitch and I find her a pure insult to women and that goes the same thing for Peach.

  • @emmasmith173 to be fair Peach (the EARLY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER) is far more capable than Bella.... (the 2007 BOOK CHARACTER....)

  • @emmasmith173 I think even guys get offended by twilight. Hell I think ROCKS get offended by twilight.

  • @TheAutisticGuitarist So does Jeremy Jahns. Hell--he compared Twilight with rubbing rocks together!

  • You are only wrong about one thing - Edward pressures Bella into marriage, not the other way around, She does however wants to be a vampire, so that's basically saying: "OMG, marriage?! No, freaking way, I can't make THAT kind of life-formative decision at 18, But turn in into a blood-sucking immortal vampire, right away!"

  • OMG BELLA XD she's totally number 1

  • I like twilight, it has a really good story but i agree, bella kinda is a little bit dumb.

  • First off, the vampire asked her to get married DUMBOX, put that on your next top 11 Fuck Ups.

  • I don't know why but for some reason Bella reminds me of Lisa from the room

  • Wonder what Bela(Lugosi) would think of Twilight?

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

    where is Zelda in this list

    I mean ummmmmmmm

    never mind

    LOL

  • Me: HEI PEACH!!

    Peach: What?

    Me: BOWSER!!

  • @MrWhogivesashit101 TM1: There is someone else on channel awesome who reviews anime. If they haven't made a list you could try emailing them and ask for it =)

  • TM1: OMG XD 5:07 -5:16  - EPIC!

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  • Fuck yeah!! Bella can die in a pit. My friend (MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND) told me to watch twilight. He said it was better than people said. Call it a romance, an action, a thriller, but fuck that. It was a comedy! Edward is socially awkward, Bella... Well, nostalgia critic summed it up well, and Jacob? Let me quote Shane Dawson: "Team Jacob Team Jacob TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!" my god. What a manwhore. Both of them. Stephanie Meyer.... Die in a pit.

  • Maybe it's a good thing I haven't watched Twilight because I wouldn't see how much of a whore Bella is.

  • "I speak!"

    "The abillity to speak doesn't make someone intelligant!" Oh Liam Neeson, I enjoy you so much, why must you be in as many bad movies as well as good?

  • I love how he spends 3 minutes talking about Bella. lol

  • I hope number one would be Harry Potter. C'mon! Just think it for 3 secpnds and you realize what I am talking about

  • @mickeyelric11 You mean how he bravely goes into any situation no matter what? How he's willing to fight to the death to protect his friends? And how despite the pain and suffering he goes through the ENTIRE series, he never quits?!

    Oh yeah, your comment made SO much sense :D

  • Holy... if Bella caused a war doesn't that make her the Jar Jar Binks of the Vampire world? SWEET JESUS ON A CHOCOLATE POOL! Bella is Jar Jar, DAMN!

  • @SammEater The epicness of this comment is immeasurable...I cry in sheer awe at the awesomeness ^-^ ...I mean T-T

  • @SammEater: Don't you dare compare Star Wars to Twilight!

  • @SammEater I think Bella and Jar Jar would make the perfect couple. Although, they'd doom the entire universe.

  • I know everyone hates Peach but i'll tell you why Mario saves her all the time: She is great in the sack!!!

  • @hajlender12 Is that also why Bowser captures her?

  • @Heroshii15 Duh!

  • @hajlender12 well of course! DAT ASS!

  • bravo!!!! beautiful performance, just next time don't take River Flows in You, that music isthe only thing twilight did right . . .  -ish

  • also princess peach isn't a whore

  • He doomed all the galaxy f***k him ha ha

  • te he he FUCK YOU BITCH...god that kills me

  • @MrWhogivesashit101 Yeah, I figured, but NC can only do people he's familiar with and he's not an anime fan.

  • @MrWhogivesashit101 1. NC hasn't seen the show I think you're talking about so you can't put it on the list.

    2. She's not nearly as bad as others on this list. (Looking at you, Bella)

    3. Most of that is from the anime. it flanderizes the characters in a lot of ways.

  • I love how all the comments are about Twilight and none about Princess Peach. That actually made me laugh. With Twilight, however, you hear nothing that hasn't been said before because the series is so parodied it's cliche.

  • another reason i got too hate twilight wow that bitch bella what a whore

  • Critc's view on Bella.... Fits 90% on how I feel about her... what about the other 10% percent you say? Well that simple... If Critic were to explain just how brutaly, horrably, grusamly, and terrably he would kill if he were to meet here.... it'd be a full 100%.

  • How...............the Fuck....did PENELOPE PITSTOP NOT MAKE THIS LIST!!!? Nobody remebers how annoying that Bitch is.

    I mean the entire dialog of the show was "Oh no, it the Hooded Claw; HEYULP, HEYULP."

    And then the fucking Anthill Mob comes and saves her. JESUS CHRIST!!!

  • @MatawanBullShark guess the Critic didn't put her into consideration. Penelope pitstop is among MANY of the Hanna-barbara characters that didn't make it into modern day mainstreamism. Otherwise, we would've been fed a forced live-action movie of the cartoon by now, or a modernised spin-off or reincarnation. think about it.

  • Three people must not think Bella's a dumbass in distress.

  • Thumbs up for the Yiruma track

  • The Vampires and Werewolves aren't the bad guy here.

    It's the stupdi girl who complicates EVERYTHING by cheating and living and just being there.

    We should, like, protest and make her dissapear!

  • I just wanted to see the girl get hit by the train.

  • @FudgePackProductions:

    I want to see Bella get hit by a train!

  • BELLa.. from TWILight.

  • This is the most hilarious video ever i have seen by the nostagia critic i was literaly ROFL for 5 minutes straight which is probably the most amazing feat i have ever heard of (I almost never laugh :/ have no idea) anyway this is hilarious and anyway anyone dumb enough to DISLIKE this has ZERO sense of humor. This guy is the most hilarious funny guy i have ever known about. AND NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THAT! @crybabygirl08 and Junkazamafan I agree with both of you!

  • There was Super Paper Mario

  • 4:11 Alessa, why did you allow yourself to fall to this level?

  • @Evilgidgit4Ever Maybe the town of Silent Hill thought it'd be funny to see her in a different story....killed apparently.

  • If SMB2 was only a dream, how come characters who first appeared in it like Shyguys and Bomb-ombs appear in later games? I dunno, guess it's just another great Nintendo mystery, like Mario being able to throw fireballs underwater. Or maybe some of the creatures from Subcon (the world of dreams) managed to get into the Mushroom Kingdom through a secret porthole or something. And yes, I know SMB2 was really a Japanese game called Doki Doki Panic with the SMB characters added to it. :-P

  • @loneshewolf74 Nintendo Logic.

  • This is exactly why I hate Twilight. I don't hate it because I'm a guy and I simply can't relate, even though that still is the case. I understand and respect the fact that it's aimed at teenage girls. I hate Twilight because the story itself has no substance, and it's essentially softcore porn for girls in disguise as a romance story. It's only popular just because there's a bunch of shirtless guys who fight over a girl, and it's a perfectly romantic situation for a girl to be in.

  • Eh. The book was better. If you read Twilight without having seen the movies, then she's actually NOT supposed to be a sad person. It's only portayed in a dark way in the movie. My opinion. No one has to agree with me.

  • @FanFickChick1992 i still can't believe twilight has turned into a cultural phenomenon. don't get me wrong. its a good book.... but it lost a LOT of credability by butchering two immensely renowned mythical creatures into a slave for this Selfish idiot whining little bitch bag. not only that but the VAMPIRE FUCKING SPARKLES!!! Vampires burn up in the sunlight damnit!!! they don't look pretty and skip around prancing like fucking queens -_-

  • @FanFickChick1992 The books were better, sadly that's not saying a whole lot. I think Bella is VERY sad but only b/c she creates her own problems. Her mom constantly tells her that she doesn't have to go to Forks, but she does. There are a ton of people who want to be her friend (and not all of them a fake jerks) but she just IGNORES them. She doesn't have to nearly kill herself by losing her vcard as a human but she does. I could go on for days!