Purple Onion: Paul F Tompkins - Christmas Party

[thecheesburgler]

This happens everytime I smoke. 

[amazingjakeo]

This is funny. If you don't think he's funny then you probably have never done what he's talking about. Fuck you.

[SullivanSmith]

Six people wouldn't know good comedy if it stuck a lit firecracker up their ass.

[johnnyrckt]

wtf...dudes not funny. He's funny looking especially with that Grand Canyon gap but not funny at all so far as comedy.

[Herbgarden]

NOT A FUNNY comedian, BOOOOOOOoo

[Herbgarden]

test

[PizzaParty101]

"I am higher than anyone has ever been"

[formusicplaylist1]

i feel the same way sometimes. i like a small group of people i am familiar with smoking around who also smoke.

[littlequeen64]

been there......when i was like 12......

[brainiacgames]

Comedy for retards. Seriously. No wonder there's an embedded link to 'right wing fanatics'.

[PizzaParty101]

@brainiacgames You're human garbage.

[Skulldragon999]

Lolz

[WizardPlayHD]

This guy's podcast is hilarious, he's so stroned when he does it!

[fobtech]

but paul, huel howser reminded you

[RainbowSmite525]

It's awesome that he got to make a cameo in a cartoon on for kids. 

[joshcuba492]

One of the craziest nights of my life when I mixed weed and alcohol.

I was doing ok..a shitload of vodka and 1 blunt later and I was on the floor with no shirt, wrestling an exercise ball.

[limbs32]

I thought he was describing the baby when he said "it looks like a tennis ball" lolz.

[SillySantaHat]

All this weed talk... Is this Doug Benson?

[Yesiamblind]

@SillySantaHat Thank god it's not.

[lfgalbraith]

I almost fell off my chair laughing at his reaction- that is me 1000x in the past

[spoonflipper]

Ugh, alcohol with pot destroys me. The first time that happened I felt like I was going backwards on a ferris wheel for an hour. Of course, it was New Years.

[linavibe07]

I love him he is so hilarious. And hasnt that happened to us all LOL.

[fairyfayeness]

you know he smoked right when he got home haha

[emma320]

can someone explain the tennisball part??? lol

[BBBoggs]

He's hinting that the pot had a neon-green color to it, like tennis balls. Marijuana that appears such a color would, most likely, be of a very high potentcy. .

[biscuitmcnigwich]

@BBBoggs actually it's because it'd be furry you dumb condescending pot head faggot

[BBBoggs]

@biscuitmcnigwich

Both could be valid answers. Ever been to Alaska?

[hellmaster3000]

@biscuitmcnigwich dumb condescending pot head? that's a little harsh. I would say its both, furry and green. Don't be such a douche bag.

[Rnewmanguy]

@BBBoggs potency

[wrarmatei]

@BBBoggs Chlorophyll does not mean THC. The streets have failed to give you reliable intel.

[EricGodClapton]

this is hilarious..i think any person who has ever smoked and drank can certainly relate this story...hahaha..def triggers some old college memories.

[mattgardner20]

Paul F Tompkins is F'n hilarious

[SeasonOfVindication]

@mattgardner20 Yeah dude. Definitely one of my favorites right now. Along with kevin hart. I can't think of anyone else who makes me tear up when I watch them. You?

[oRANyi]

haha had the same experience last summer (still smoke, but don't get tanked before i do anymore haha) n yeah the spins are vicious; especially when you close your eyes and the entire color spectrum spins right along haha. very intense haha

[cadeboi]

duuuuuuuude.......this is too true.. ive been there, way too many times, i thought he would at least explain the spinning room effect you get after you spark up hydro and drink.

[screwballscramble]

spins only happens to us mere mortals...paul f tompkins can handle his shit!

[panzerKO]

hahahaha... fucking true

[hom3s1ice]

@cadeboi thats not from the weed you get that from drinking its called the spins dumbass

[cadeboi]

@hom3s1ice

go fuck your dad. i see it my way. you see it yours. cum guzzler

[rongravy]

now that guy is funny.

[Saintsage777]

ahh the err memories