See my mule don't like people laughing. He get's this crazy idea your laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know your going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it.
I can eat fifty eggs. Make him an offer he can't refuse. Load your hands you sons of bitches. I'd take a flame thrower to this place. Today is a good day to die. I'd like to have an opportunity to shoot at an educated man. She ain't my woman. So, tell me if I'm lying. I never did mind the little things. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
HAPPY GILMORE? WTF?... Seriously? Okay most of the others are great, but Happy Gilmore!? You couldn't find a better one for the first slot than happy gilmore!?
@tomhowardrandomtext Fuuuck Adam Sandler and all his shitty stupid annoying movies... not saying they all are... but my god man... they're lowest common denominator, and that line is NOT bad ass. It's douchey at best.
This is a great category in general. And a commendable line up. But sometimes I like the next line after the one everyone else likes. For example: "Say hello to my little friend" is shortly followed by "OK, I'm reloading!" It's kinda, you know, the line that takes all the badass out of the one he said right before it. Cracks me up!
I liked most of them, but seriously, the best part of that scene in pulp fiction is, "does he look like a bitch?" "what?" Does he, look, like a bitch?" "no." "then why you try and fuck him like a bitch brett?" "i didn't" "yes you did brett, yes you did, you tried to fuck him, and marcellus wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except of course mrs wallace."
Oh! Two more...seeing that picture of Val Kilmer in the sidebar reminded me of "I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game." I heard Roy Jones Jr. toss that one off to James Toney once.
Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live": "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
I like the T2 quote, but I much prefer Linda Hamilton's line in the original Terminator: "You're terminated, fucker!"
And one that nobody knows about: Lance Henriksen in the Brian Bosworth vehicle "Stone Cold," just before shooting a victim: "It's times like this that remind me of my father's last words, which were: 'Don't, son! That gun is loaded!" BOOM!
And Darth Vader in ROTJ: "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Aww... You cut off "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" before Lt Col Kilgore says "smells like...victory". Thats the part that makes it so bad ass!
Can't help but notice that all of these quotes are from movies my 9 year old nephew loves to watch...wait...all of these videos seem to be movies kids think are 'cool'...poop.
@datgaypup really, your 9 year old nephew loves The Shining? that's really interesting because i don't think 8th graders even know what the Shining is!
"I don't know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Whoa, where’s Full Metal Jacket’s “how do you do it, shoot innocent women and children? - easy, ya just don’t lead them as much.”, Or Apocalypse Now’s “anyone who runs is a VC, anyone who stands still is a well-trained VC.” at?
All we were missing was a quote from Full Metal Jacket. I agree 100% though that yippy kia motherfucker is #1. I would have seen the quote from full metal jacket though where he says, "I will gouge out your eye balls and skullfuck you!!!"
THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!! love that one.
itzmeleighann 2 hours ago
PULP FICTION is my FAVEEEEE :) :) :)
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See my mule don't like people laughing. He get's this crazy idea your laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know your going to. I might convince him you really didn't mean it.
MrMatto1 11 hours ago
sholuldn't this be the top 10 cliches from movies?
okmihsd 17 hours ago 2
yippy kai ay motha fukkah HERE'S JOHNNY
BVBFAN1998 1 day ago
also.......which one lmao
raziel12us 1 day ago
@RefillForever you asshole you stole my comment haha
raziel12us 1 day ago
this really is a good burger!!! shoulda been on here<<,<<
legian1978 1 day ago
im sorry samuel l jackson should be number 1
snooptimmytim 1 day ago
pulp fiction= greatest movie of all time!
gyastories 2 days ago
gotta love pulp fiction
PetePlaysBass 2 days ago
Scarface ftw
tRiLoGy184 2 days ago
before i clicked on this i thought to myself "if theres no dirty harry im blastin this guy"
dennimoful 2 days ago
"Heeeere's Johnny" isn't a bad ass line. It's crazy, f-ed up and awesome. But it's not bad ass.
oyasek 2 days ago
I can eat fifty eggs. Make him an offer he can't refuse. Load your hands you sons of bitches. I'd take a flame thrower to this place. Today is a good day to die. I'd like to have an opportunity to shoot at an educated man. She ain't my woman. So, tell me if I'm lying. I never did mind the little things. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
bornstandin 3 days ago
What is the 3rd one? The Vietnam movie?
TheRagingFoxhound 3 days ago
@TheRagingFoxhound Apocalypse Now
Stantzs 3 days ago
@TheRagingFoxhound i think that was full metal jacket
kingofkilps 2 days ago
@TheRagingFoxhound i believe it is apocalypse now
Marauder623 2 days ago
@Marauder623 Yep.
ToddSweeneyOnce 2 days ago
What about I'll be back from terminator?
ilovwinning 3 days ago
You used the whole fucking rant from pulp fiction? I would've just picked Does "he look like a bitch!" :
ilovwinning 3 days ago
Yippe-Ki-Ay, motherfucker.
Gkthepwner 3 days ago
how could you not have "YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE,AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL"
CancerExl 3 days ago
Another Clint one.. A mans gotta make a living, "dying aint much of a living boy"
fiorebart 3 days ago
The Matrix? Weeeeaaaaaakkkkkkk!!! Booooooooooooooo!!!!!
grasshorse03 4 days ago
where was, " Tonight, we dine in Hell!!!"
rabbitman97 4 days ago
@rabbitman97 Cause the movie is absolute shit, ask anyone above the age of 16
TheAverageProJoe 3 days ago
great list, just make the sound a tad better
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I will look for you...
I will find you...
And I will kill you.
Don't tell me that line from Taken didn't give you the shivers.
13mungoman13 4 days ago
HAPPY GILMORE? WTF?... Seriously? Okay most of the others are great, but Happy Gilmore!? You couldn't find a better one for the first slot than happy gilmore!?
SteamyThePunk 4 days ago
@SteamyThePunk Happy Gilmore is amazing, Fool.
tomhowardrandomtext 4 days ago
@tomhowardrandomtext Fuuuck Adam Sandler and all his shitty stupid annoying movies... not saying they all are... but my god man... they're lowest common denominator, and that line is NOT bad ass. It's douchey at best.
SteamyThePunk 4 days ago
yippie kay yay motherfucker
backtoids 4 days ago
my favorite was dodge this
TheHollerbgirl 5 days ago
I know- let's have a spelling contest!
berrypossum 5 days ago
My vote would have been, 'Eat shit and die." and "I got balls of steel." but they are not movie quotes....
BlackBird7851 5 days ago
Say Hello to my little friend! YAYAYAYAY
97shadowlugia 5 days ago
Here's Johnny!
WhoisSef 5 days ago
@Coltonvickery21 Thumbs up if you think he just spelled porn wrong.
Kevybat 5 days ago
I agree with everything except billy maddison
starchild123456 6 days ago
No THIS IS SPARTA?
MultiRingo2000 6 days ago 2
My favorite was #
RefillForever 6 days ago 102
@RefillForever lol
mariodeadonvoice 6 days ago
@RefillForever which #? #, #, #, #, or #? Personally # was my favorite, but # comes really close.
TheresNoHappyEnd 1 day ago
absolutly not the 10 most bad ass movie line! no kurt russel? no chuck norris? no steven seagal? no VANDAMME?????
juicedchevy 6 days ago
lol pulp fiction!! So you guys still don't know what's in the suit case huh?
Wolfsbane909 1 week ago
Yipee Kiya Mother Fucker
Now give me thumbs up because I said a line from the video
CenkIsAdorable 1 week ago
@CenkIsAdorable Gave a thumbs up because I'm taking the piss out of the people you're taking the piss out of.
MrPoundNote 6 days ago
Hey, your taking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again. I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.
Spectre550 1 week ago 2
cool Samuel l. Jackson was #
DippedNcheese 1 week ago
Why do half of them not have numbers?
TboltHurricane 1 week ago
Yippiekay Mutha fucker
truckman63 1 week ago
I've always liked,
"This is where the law stops, and I start".
Sylvester Stallone in Cobra
shadowman2192 1 week ago
Well I don't agree with them all but to get a 2 to 1 ratio in your favor on something this subjective is pretty good.
ehsfb20011 1 week ago
Come on no Full Metal Jacket or Evil Dead 2?
wolfengheist 1 week ago
@wolfengheist Sgt. Hartmann had about 5 or 6 great lines.
charlestonchewy 1 week ago
"I'll Be Back"
donnyaldridge 1 week ago
how about;
you got knocked the fugg out!!
and
THIS...IS...SPARRTAAA!!
USGKoke 1 week ago
You missed KNOCKAROUND GUYS "500" quote...BEST EVER!
vaporizer13 1 week ago
"The most powerful handgun in the world".
Was.
CYBERB0X 1 week ago
i would have made this video from the whole beginning of Full Metal Jacket
batmanblade123 1 week ago
i think it went from 1 to 2 to 8?lol not sure but im not gonna go back and check
cleverYTname 1 week ago
1:15 that was not a badass line, that was a badass moment
Lafrankizia01 1 week ago
Why'd this countdown go
#1
#
8?
LastODSTStanding 1 week ago
Ash Williams can top this whole list with 1 movie.
RoyalMessup 1 week ago
average
jwdimick74 1 week ago
what about rocky balboas line "yo adrian, i did it?"
Arvestotia 1 week ago
JET LI - "I am nobodies bitch! You belong to me."
roidz17 1 week ago
how is it that I can go from dragon ball z to this and still breasts errrr. i mean hello video is on the side
thisismikesalajc 1 week ago
''You can't handle THE TRUTH!!!!''
raventamer99 1 week ago 2
Not having Tuco saying "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." On this list is just criminal.
louman235 1 week ago
@louman235 TG,TB, & TU is one of the best movies of all time!!!
order2khaos 1 week ago
I aint got time to bleed - predator
humphbogie1 1 week ago
anything by Val Kilmer in Tombstone
berrypossum 1 week ago 3
@berrypossum I'll be your daisy!
HereIsRick 1 week ago 8
@berrypossum "I'm your huckleberry..."
And nothing by Walken???"Born and raised...well not here...Kansas..."
stormblast973 5 days ago
Nice man but what is the music from at the beginning and end of the vid?
HRNDONE 1 week ago
NO COLONEL SANDERS, YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!
monkeypoo3000 1 week ago
"All right you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my BOOMSTICK!"~Army of Darkness
"I have come to chew bubblegum and to kick ass. And I'm all outta bubblegum."~They Live
Not enough characters left to actually do it, the Joker's speech to the mob bosses in The Dark Knight.
RadarKat73080 1 week ago
Noting the clips on the right, I wouldn't have minded seeing "Hell's comin with me" from Tombstone on there.
raisin212k 1 week ago
This is a great category in general. And a commendable line up. But sometimes I like the next line after the one everyone else likes. For example: "Say hello to my little friend" is shortly followed by "OK, I'm reloading!" It's kinda, you know, the line that takes all the badass out of the one he said right before it. Cracks me up!
raisin212k 1 week ago
"Get to the choppa!" "Ill be back" "Say hello to my little friend!"
Christian7thSF 1 week ago
Not even a single quote from Army of Darkness, what a shitty list.
dieselcalves 1 week ago
Something from gran torino should have been in this
XoBigA1903xo 1 week ago
"say alvederzane to your nazi balls." best line from any movie in the last 10 years
Iclaudius123 1 week ago
I liked most of them, but seriously, the best part of that scene in pulp fiction is, "does he look like a bitch?" "what?" Does he, look, like a bitch?" "no." "then why you try and fuck him like a bitch brett?" "i didn't" "yes you did brett, yes you did, you tried to fuck him, and marcellus wallace doesn't like to be fucked by anybody except of course mrs wallace."
VolvagiatheLock 1 week ago
you for got the first rule of fight club you dont talk about fight club
kennethrpb 1 week ago
you are tearing me apart lisa!
Zagra160 1 week ago
the whole fight between Inigo and the 6 fingered man from princess bride should be here...
koga4444 1 week ago
"we're on a mission from god."
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"
"In the opinion of this Marine, the war in Iraq is about pussy."
"its easy, you just gotta lead them a lil more!"
"my name is indigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
ajmidget94 1 week ago
im watching pom
thumbs up if you read that wrong
Coltonvickery21 1 week ago 194
@Coltonvickery21 i have a dig bick
archibald0dickworth 4 days ago
yippykia mother fucker.
koga4444 1 week ago
all good choices but why isn't "I'm gonna make him an offer he cant refuse" from the Godfather not in there???
pillok91 1 week ago
I gotsta know.
jlangston23 2 weeks ago
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PaulRabilIsGod 2 weeks ago
@PaulRabilIsGod except the first line only has four syllables
Ivy93zke 1 week ago
@Ivy93zke Sorry, the first line is actually not "killed", but "murdered"! My mistake!
PaulRabilIsGod 1 week ago
@PaulRabilIsGod ah!! much better =) hahaha
Ivy93zke 1 week ago
Oh! Two more...seeing that picture of Val Kilmer in the sidebar reminded me of "I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game." I heard Roy Jones Jr. toss that one off to James Toney once.
Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live": "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
gspendlove 2 weeks ago
I like the T2 quote, but I much prefer Linda Hamilton's line in the original Terminator: "You're terminated, fucker!"
And one that nobody knows about: Lance Henriksen in the Brian Bosworth vehicle "Stone Cold," just before shooting a victim: "It's times like this that remind me of my father's last words, which were: 'Don't, son! That gun is loaded!" BOOM!
And Darth Vader in ROTJ: "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
gspendlove 2 weeks ago
Aww... You cut off "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" before Lt Col Kilgore says "smells like...victory". Thats the part that makes it so bad ass!
dgprice54 2 weeks ago
What The Fuck !? Where Blues Brothers!?
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
-
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
"We're on mission from God"
Common, its legendary quotes and film!!
avezax 2 weeks ago
FAIL!!! you cant have a top movie lines without Boondock saints family prayer
25DEVILpup 2 weeks ago
@25DEVILpup Damn stait
Stonehead213 2 weeks ago
@25DEVILpup This video is based entirely off of opinion, chap. Personally, I think that movie is shit; we all have different opinions.
Muzzly1234 1 week ago
I love # that's the best out of all of them!
metalfreak4677 2 weeks ago
Is it just me or is this fucker bad at counting?
Beastlyhispanic96 2 weeks ago
I love how it just became "#" after a while.
winnerbauer 2 weeks ago 2
Shoulda went with "enlish motha fucka, do you speak it??" just sayin
jsj297 2 weeks ago
I think the "Napalm in the morning" should have been #1!....
roseclipper 2 weeks ago
You forgot a line from Pulp Fiction
Vince: "I could blow!"
Jules: "oh your ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom cloud-laying muthafucka muthafucka!"
papacharlie123 2 weeks ago
Wish ya woulda let the Apocolypse Now line run the course..."I love the smell of Napalm in the morning.....it smells like...Victory"
mrcinemajunky 2 weeks ago
say what again ...
Pigoso 2 weeks ago
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Can't help but notice that all of these quotes are from movies my 9 year old nephew loves to watch...wait...all of these videos seem to be movies kids think are 'cool'...poop.
datgaypup 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup Your nephew is very advanced to be watching Apocalypse Now and understanding all of it haha
beauanddustinunleash 2 weeks ago 37
@beauanddustinunleash and you think he's just hip in watching Dirty Harry?
tumppu1975 2 weeks ago
@beauanddustinunleash and dirty harry lol
TheIrishCuisine 2 weeks ago
@beauanddustinunleash not to mention the fact that 9 year old is watching Pulp Fiction...
espguitarguy1 1 week ago
@beauanddustinunleash I'm 30 and I still don't understand Apocalypse now.
shadowman2192 1 week ago
@datgaypup
Why is a nine year old waching Pulp Fiction?
TheRobin53 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup Your 9 year old nephew watches scarface, What the hell kind of parents let a 9 year old whatch scarface????
tacos0816 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup go tell that to clint eastwood and see what his magnum has to say about it.
MrYub 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup What kind of fucked up parent lest a 9 year old watch films like Apoc now
ilovedraconian 2 weeks ago
@ilovedraconian And the Shining! And Pulp fiction. fuck i was just helping to protect against trolsl but you really are fucking stupid hhaha
ilovedraconian 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup your nephew watches pulp fiction the shining and scar face
riso11234 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup All these movies were made before your nephew was even born, so eat shit.
xxMrFablexx 2 weeks ago
@datgaypup I'm worried about your nephew, he watches some crazy stuff. Little young for taxi driver and Pulp Fiction ain't he?
kennyfukkinpowers 1 week ago
@datgaypup what 9 year old watches the shining? haha
Ivy93zke 1 week ago
@datgaypup and Pulp Fiction...All 9 year olds understand that movie of course.
ForeignGoran32 1 week ago
@datgaypup really, your 9 year old nephew loves The Shining? that's really interesting because i don't think 8th graders even know what the Shining is!
09Roxas90 1 week ago
"I don't know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Xternal47 2 weeks ago 2
Im tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane
Dzibela5 2 weeks ago
FEGELAIN!!
mineCraf0 2 weeks ago
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adjam1991 2 weeks ago
I'll be back.
Finnernboy11 2 weeks ago
half of them okay. other half sucks
mikebud12 2 weeks ago
You can't handle the truth!
dermottusmc1 2 weeks ago 2
# #? Ummmmm... Ok?
thetimberwolf1000 2 weeks ago
#1: That awesome moment when you learn how to count.
thetimberwolf1000 2 weeks ago
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" -Samuel Jackson
Prank6767 2 weeks ago
That awkward moment when you forget to put in the numbers
zZEDMUIRZz 2 weeks ago
"let's be bad guys" jaynes, 'serenity'
crazyweirdstrange 2 weeks ago
Ok where the Fuck is "This is MY BOOMSTICK!" from Army of Darkness? Or "Give me some sugar Baby." ?
Inuyasha2568 2 weeks ago
how did i know what #1 was gonna be?
imasuperyoshi 2 weeks ago
favorite #8 i love the smell of napalm in the morning
royalstarfish17 2 weeks ago
for sam l. jackson you shoulda had "AK47... when you absolutley, positively have to kill every muthafucka in the room"
weeleon81 2 weeks ago
Nothing person, It's just revenge. - Afro Samurai
hurricanesofhell 2 weeks ago
I'M NOT A GAY!
WalkinDisaster16 2 weeks ago
Hippy ky ya mother fucker! Boom!
greenglob12 2 weeks ago
yippy ky ay mother fucker!!
Deathtitan13 2 weeks ago
It's Happy Gilmore, yeah.
XxChuckNorrissaidxX 3 weeks ago
Is it happy Gilmore idk
MRNiceGUy112321 3 weeks ago
what was the name of the movie for #1? with the price is wrong?
ichernichenko 3 weeks ago
THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH
kilamwinston 3 weeks ago
...you know this war is gonna end someday...
dougdtc 3 weeks ago
SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!
TheUntouchableEric 3 weeks ago
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" ... Don't we all?
HuntedProductionz 3 weeks ago
Yippekayeee M!@#F!@$rs
TheGrandmasterX 3 weeks ago
Im gnna sue you because you made me deaf at the start
InSovietRussia17 3 weeks ago
......It smells like victory. you left the out you fucking dick
monstergod1 3 weeks ago
1:30 #
PabloJones100 3 weeks ago
I'm disappointed by the lack of drinking and milkshakes
cutchinz2 3 weeks ago 2
Clint Eastwood is always #1 when it comes to badass
boredstudent 3 weeks ago 8
Whoa, where’s Full Metal Jacket’s “how do you do it, shoot innocent women and children? - easy, ya just don’t lead them as much.”, Or Apocalypse Now’s “anyone who runs is a VC, anyone who stands still is a well-trained VC.” at?
TheGreedyGlutton 3 weeks ago
@TheGreedyGlutton i think those quotes are both from Full Metal Jacket
SomeKid710 3 weeks ago
@SomeKid710
Yea, you’re totally right. Not only is it the same movie, but the same scene… had a brain-fart.
TheGreedyGlutton 3 weeks ago
I was disappointed with this video until I the Pulp Fiction scene.
dethklok831 3 weeks ago
#1 friday you got knocked the fuck out!!!
get yo shit right!!
noswaaaaagX 3 weeks ago
All we were missing was a quote from Full Metal Jacket. I agree 100% though that yippy kia motherfucker is #1. I would have seen the quote from full metal jacket though where he says, "I will gouge out your eye balls and skullfuck you!!!"
wppw123 3 weeks ago
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wppw123 3 weeks ago
I think a quote from full metal jacket should have been in here
jtgoheels 3 weeks ago 2
Should've had good ol' Sgt.Maj. Plumley's quote from We Were Soldiers: "Can't take no pictures lying down there Sunny!"
solbergsindre 3 weeks ago
I was about to say "my favorite one was #" but then someone said dat already... that ever happen to u
3lm0sw0rld65 3 weeks ago