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  • heart problems cause fatigue

  • the young jerks with there biased liberal idiotic ideals

  • @WR3STL3 Why is it that Trolls are almost always Republicans?

  • @CrackeTheSkull There you liberals go again with your stereotypes

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  • @CrackeTheSkull Yeah... remove your comment.

  • this reminds me of waking up in my last class of the day just as the last person left the room and the teacher looking at me first thought oh fuck i also never oet caught when i slept in maths because my teachers was a idiot and a conservative and i had a liberal class as we were all from piss poor familys who hated the rich scum that ran the country also slept a few times in science and english and computer class that sucked i spent my school years asleep

  • bush and dick, sounds and smells dirty to me,which obviously they are,murdering suc up to the banks a holes,Guess whats waitng for u when u pass away,SIX MILLION, YES ,SIX MILLION innocent men women and children,U are the true meaning of the word EVIL satan is at the helm of your ship,so sail on little sailor boys,Arghhh spit u make me puke!!!

  • Hey give the old guy a brake, being that evil take the energy right out.

  • @jesse0576 Fuck your mother you blind piece of shit, you wanna blame the guy that cant fix the country after Bush stole all the money and bombed the twin towers? Bush did so much damage in America and destroyed the economy, ofcourse Obama cant repair it because America is no longer the land of oppertunity, its a symbol of Greed and ignorance.

  • Let me just torture one more MUTHER FUHKER in hearreee!

  • You libs sure did a great job in electing Obama, didn't ya? What a JOKE he has turned out to be! A very BAD joke.

  • @paultheeggman you fucking retard why do you think he's having such a hard time, after the mess bush and his fuck-up cabinet left for him?? think about it..

  • @bluemooon27 Hmmmm....try English next time, dipshit.

  • @paultheeggman Not a joke at all!

  • George Dubya Do-right and an 15 minutes or more of Dubya speak...Is there a better time to nap?

  • Hey asshole. Why not say that to someone's face. Wanna meet? You are a bitch and a cunt and you need to be learn a lesson. Looks like you're the hater u no good racist cunt stupid son of a bitch!!!!!!

  • @scientist211 that didn't sound very scientific, mr. scientist.

  • His pig valves got tired. Or did he really get a heart transplant from a baboon?

  • what do you have against baboons , too bad he couldnt sleep more during his

    rein if stupidity

  • it must suck having a heart condition...guy can't even have a cup of coffee let alone a little bump of coke to perk up

  • no matter which side of the fence you are on goverment is ALL corrupt and evil.

    Now its Obama and his cronies having at it..no difference they all meet at the grove.

  • Well, he is an old dude and it was a dumb speech.. so I'm gonna excuse the nap. I'd be doing the same thing.

    Hilarious though.

  • The Cheney torture impression at 0:48 says it all.

  • I thought that mother fucker had a slow heat attack !!!! die mothercunt cheney !! die !! you and your cronies did 9/11 and they are gonna do some shit again !!!

  • hopefully the piece of shit is slowly passing away...

    sooner or later.

  • micro-sleep is a dangerous it can kill people, if your driving.

    Your wife will think you find her boring and throw things at you, if she is talking to you.

    And it can make you look like a tired silly old mane doing a job that you obviously don't have the stamina for anymore, if your Dick Cheney!

  • Dick Cheney is the Devil itself.

    Why O why did USA get this EVIL Omen as a Vice President?

    Is it our Redemption for Abusing Vietnam & Bombing Japan?

    OK then Lord- please forgive us now & shine thy Mercy on us FOR we have suffered under the Devil Nick Dick. Make our futire well now . Thank You God.

  • @cadermd

    "Go Fuck Yourself".

  • @cadermd you sound like a religious-nut crossed with a terrorist crossed with someone who has a hard time spelling and knowing when it's appropriate to use capital letters...the fact that this is a top-rated comment really saddens me...kind of

  • @cadermd Dont forget you slaughtered and raped the Indians, and enslaved black people. You also put japanese people living in American during Hiroshima in concentration camps. You can pray to God American, but he doesnt listen to your kind.

  • he is tired of listening to bush's bullshyt, lol.....it's tiresome!

  • Somebody kick an ice pick in that asshole's ear, it's past time for Cheney to take dirt nap.

  • Dick Cheney looks like an evil baby.

  • @belly0like0buddha LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

  • @belly0like0buddha  And Obama looks like Satan.

  • Give Cheney a break. So many years of maintaining a human shape clearly left him weakened.

    But hey, a few baths in the blood of innocents, and he'll be playing golf and torturing people again in no time.

  • Go find a sheet that fits your head, motherfucker.

  • ur mama is an astronaut?

  • Come on America, why have you been so slow to arrest, charge and sentence that criminal scumbag Dick Chenny.

  • uhhh...someone help me...Is this supposed to be funny?

  • SORRY SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME AND IT SCARED ME SO I HAD TO DO IT PLZ FORGIVE ME IM NOT TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT IM SCARED OF WHAT IT SEES in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck IS GAY

  • Ah, the deep, tempered wisdom of a 22-year old.

    That's cute. Go play Xbox.

  • STUPID AMERICANS u shud have voted for al gore u twats all of europe wud have voted 4 him even the retards (smart ppl for americans) we wudnt be in this crappy eniviroment death apocolipse thing its ALL UR FAULT! and maybe there wud be no crappy economy and I HOPE U ALL DIE . someone had to say it. and dont all ye olde retards be replying to this because i dont freakin care wot u think but it wudnt be much i bet. (this comment excludes all of the smart ppl who voted for al gore.)

  • Dude, Gore won. Bush only "became president" because he cheated. He ordered a recount of Florida until he won. The first count of the votes showed Gore winning but Bush cried until they made an error showing that he won. My family, friends, and I, voted for Gore. We're not all stupid, just the Americans south of the Mason-Dixon line are stupid :).

  • Dude, Florida IS south of the Mason-Dixon line.

  • I never said I lived in Florida :). I was just making a point that not all Americans are stupid. Sorry it does look like I phrased it oddly. Bush won because Floridans don't know how to write "Gore" on a piece of paper :).

  • Bush originally won florida and Gore conceded before the count was finished. Bush won by such a small margin state law called for a recount and on the recount the margin got smaller and gore was only behind by 300 votes. Then Gore Requested another recount. after that recount the margin grew smaller and eventually after so many recounts they discovered Gore actually won Florida. The problem was the president had to be officially chosen by a certain date and at the time it was Bush

  • wrong!

  • Nigleman, I'm was reading (at least trying to. Invest in a dictionary.) your post and couldn't quite figure out whether you're a complete and total moron or merely ignorant until it dawned on me that I was having difficulties deciding because you're BOTH! Congratulations! It's all OUR fault, you say? Ill informed, prejudicial, racist douchebags such as yourself are more dangerous and damaging than "stupid americans" will EVER be. (Except those that become President.)

  • its not like englands smarter

  • Well if you knew better, you would know that we did vote for al gore and he did win the 2000 election. He won Florida and legal won the election but do to legalities and time constraints Bush got in first and now we all have to pay for the supreme courts actions.

  • Wow!  Besides not being funny, he's a real loser.

  • Wow, how lame... Waynes World basement broadcasting meets, middle east Turkish Letterman?

    Maybe if you hadn't slept through math class you would have a better job than this hokey thing?

    Maybe you could afford a laughtrack? You solo laughing at your own jokes? Pathetic. But not surprised. Buraygoomshu goo..

  • Well, it's only fair that Cheney would sleep through Bush's farewell address, since Bush slept through Cheney's entire presidency.

  • AHAhahahahahahhahahah hahahaha

  • Hey, come on, cut Cheney a little slack here. He was up nearly all night masturbating to CCTV videos of "not torture."

  • 0.55 LOL!!!

  • Cenk did you just said.... WA SIKTIR hahahahaha

  • Can you believe Bush was our president for 8 years?... It seems so ridiculous now...

  • It really does.  It also saddens me.

  • It's a shame that cunt didn't take a nap for the eight years his pathetic stooge was in power.

  • I have to bed, after watching this I'm too tired.

  • god your simple

  • -TORTURE D-VICE PRESSiDENT-

  • HI ASS HOLES!

  • Just today Cheney warns of Nuclear/Biological Attack on US soil. How that would please him...watching Obama fail so that Bu$hco would look good..Rush would be very happy also..How they place themselves above the American people so that their egos would feel good.

  • levin, limbaugh would LOVE that

  • Are you a moron sir? Turkey is a secular state. I don't think having your heead cut off wopn't be a problem for you since there doesn't seem to be much in yours to lose.

  • screw you !

  • Chennney u will burn in hell,

  • What's so surprising about Cheney falling asleep during a Bush speech? Bush been asleep himself the past eight years in the White House! Besides, the whole world yawns when Duh-bya opens his mouth.

  • shit, bush was hiii-igh in the white house the last 8 years

  • fuck Bush fuck Cheney and fuck whoever like(d) them, they ruined this country and if they were black or had a name that sounded "unamerican" the south would hate them too instead of loving them. Sometimes im ashamed to be from Georgia...........

    Obama 09 my fellow Americans- you don't like him then GTFO of the coutnry- now YOUR the unpatriots...

  • in order to save lives of our people here at home and our troops abroad it is fine to torture muslim fucksticks who cares

    all life is not worth saving some must die so the good can live

  • I didn't see Cheney fall asleep. You are telling people to see something that isn't there.

    Fuck you and fuck Cheney.

  • They should fire this guy from TV!!!

  • That old coot should have been put to sleep period!

  • haha

  • This guy sucks ass...I can't believe he has a show....why are people so stupid and eager for acceptance....look at this clown...

  • the sleeper is awake...

  • dood.. you really gatta stop tryin to be funny.. i mean shit.. ur jokes almost made me wanna shoot myself

  • Ha ha ha he he heehhheeehheeee

  • The serious issue is not the nap that the war criminal torturer cheney took during bush's speech, but the nap we Americans took during the whole period of the attack on freedom and justice and our American traditions.

    Judging by what I see, we remain asleep.

  • LOL, nice job turning that one around on us, CNN911Fakes.

  • Deterodae

    Thanks.

    I wish it were funny.

  • Hey! Cheney worked hard at fucking the world up. He deserves a rest....in HELL!

  • Why should the eveil puppeteer be interested in what the imbecile has to ramble about anyway? The world will be a better place without Cheney in a political position. Poor beautiful McLean though, having to survive with Cheney as a new resident. What a disgrace to such an amazing area.

  • Cenk- since you focused on Cheney's nap I'm not sure you caught the significance of what Bush was saying- he's advocating for interventionism/occupation/nat­ion-building. Obama will likely continue this policy since he is also owned by AIPAC. Obama has advocated for a civilian "defense force"- this is essentially a draft.

    We are in trouble, folks.

  • lmao bush just puts "ism" behind everything to make him look smart, not knowing it makes him look like a dumbass... after 8 yrs i thought he would sharpen up his skills... now i know he is just genuinely dumb

  • amen to dat man :D

  • My math teacher's name was Mrs. Bennett too. :)

  • Well, I guess being the Vice President can't be all fun and shooting people in the face.

  • PaulsAcademy? You owe me for a new monitor. Mountain Dew spewed while laughing will kill it.

  • Oh damn-- for a moment, when I looked at the picture, I thought Cheney had killed over with a heart attack.

  • jail that fat bastard please

  • That is major ROFLcopters

  • hey cent, was miss benett fat, kinda small and is african american, cuz we have a ms.bennett here, she retired and she always brings food.

  • We should be critical of the president more than anyone. The president is responsible for running the country and keeping us safe, when he fails to do so (as with Bush), we need to speak out. We have the Right to Free Speech in our country, to not use it would be downright unpatriotic.

  • No.

  • yes and i'll thump you for the right to say it

  • Say what? I don't know what you're talking about. I was saying "No." in response to trmptgrl38's comment.

  • if i was at that farewell speech i would have took a nap too. All that comes out of bush's mouth is bullshit and frankly...i cant stand to anymore. Im glad at bush is leaving! Barack Obama is the man we need to fix bush's fuck ups!!!!

  • At least he had the class to be there! Your next President thought going out to dinner with his wife was more important. Talk about lack of class!

  • Dick Cheney got the right name, DICK, man that fits perfectly for him

  • Cheney is a horrible "being" but I can't fault him for trying to doze off while Bush speaks as Bush never spews anything but BS.

  • Ooo....thats too bad. It looks like u just had a period in your mouth ? You need a doo-ragy for that ?

  • wtf is wrong with you, you racist shit

  • ....you didn't tell them about how they had to fill up the room with staffers so it did not look empty....there was not enough reporters or people interested to fill the room.....poor guy.....I guess there was a bigger party somewhere else.....some black guy with a funny name was on the Soul Train......LMAO

  • I guess they all are on drugs to sedate the slowly awakening remorse now.

  • sad and incredible thing is they don't have remorse, even now

  • And yes, these men have been in power for 8 years.

  • Why don't you go tell that to the thousands of families who had loved ones die in the wars. 1 war which was completely unnecessary.

  • too bad he couldn't when it counted, 9/11.

  • LOL WHAT A FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! couldn't be further from the truth

  • "Cheney has protected

    your fat ass and your children and babies these

    past 8 years"

    From what? Alternative energy? Our rights?

    I would disagree on your premise. Just ask the mothers of the soldiers who died in Iraq if Cheney "protected" them.

    The only thing Cheney protected is his scumbags in the defense industry and the oil fields.

    I can't wait for this motherfuckers next heart attack.

  • Did you forget that 911 happened in the last 8 years. Great job protecting us. Its not like they didnt have any clue. Remember WTC 1993. Bin Laden was so important, we had to fight him in Iraq, right ? please

  • halarious!

  • give the guy a break [on this one thing] he's old he ate dinner at 4pm 6 is he's bed time and he's Depends probably needs to be changed

  • Try to go to sleep before Bush begins speaking...otherwise if you listen to him you will automatically become dumber.

  • do u kno from personal experience??

  • Come one Come all and see Bush's REAL Farewell Speech on my page!!!

  • i guess someone forgot to change his batteries!

  • yo u ok

  • the young turk, please change your opening thing. it really sucks. the show is cool tho

  • bush sounds like mc cain...

  • I wonder if it's back to the CFR for Cheney and off to the Carlyle Group for Bush Jr?

  • Too bad he didn't just die in his sleep here...But that would be too kind. The f*ckin' BASTARD!

  • lmao.Eh it's the SOB's heart meds making him nap.lol.The bastard.Good riddance.

  • hahaha let me torture one more of these motherfuckers LMAO

  • "Let me just torture one more motherfucker" LOL that's so Dick Cheney

  • you remember when clinton fell asleep at that church in harlem and the repubs were making a big deal out of it... i wonder how big a deal they'll make out of this one...

  • why is Cheney wasting time there?, you would expect him to be busy kicking babies down stairs or something!

  • didn't everyone fall asleep through the whole leadership? We must've been for all that bad shit to happen right under our noses.

  • maybe just maybe old dead eye dick was practing his' "i am old and senile" act? he knows that sooner or later he WILL be called to account for his illegal actions and he is laying the groundwork for his defence!

  • I will party when Cheney is dead.

    I've never seen a more vile being ... but Rove is close.

  • The price your mother charges for sucking dick.

  • crybaby

  • Really? what about? Your mom gives good head and I didn't lose your election. also I'm not a yank and I'm not a "liberal". Arse biscuit.

  • What did so called conservatives have to whine about after Clinton was out of office. Oh I forgot LOL, they are still whining about Clinton and all that peace and prosperity. Guess they have a problem with a guy getting a blowjob from a woman, since most of them are tortured gay souls wanting to do it right... for them!

  • Another awesome and unbelievable thing is all the LONG words Shrub spoke - isolationism, protectionism (but note the pause to listen to his earpiece so his 7th grade tutor could sound it out for him in his earpiece) BY BY Bush and co!

  • Man, when your own VP dozes off during a 13 minute speech, you know you suck.

  • Shredding the Constitution is hard, hard work, man.

  • LOL@duhcider

  • Sadly going to be a lot harder finding & putting all the pieces back together. I will say I will enjoy the right wingers shreeking as their phone & mail is spied on. Guess what? That will be unconstitutional, and BTW, what do you mean "we can't sue", and "what do you mean financial limits will be placed on their huge loss of privacy? LOL, can't wait! If we are gonna spy let's start with the big boys leaving office that will be for years trying to squirrel away their millons in ilgotten gain

  • Cheney knew he was listening to bullshit, so why stay awake it?

  • LOL, amen, of course he probably wrote it!

  • It wasn't clear to me if he was nodding off or just getting adjusted.

  • He's not taking a nap... they just hit the off switch on that freekin Robot.

  • "retreating behind our borders would only invite danger",,,

    Yeah sure, like invading Iraq under false charges is a 'safe' thing to do.

  • LoL dont you love what bush said?

    let me try:

    Living in your house will only invite criminals to steal your stuff...

    hm, thats doesnt sound right

    maybe:

    sleeping in your own bed will keep the marriage healthy ... no thats not what he meant either

    perhaps:

    Parking in your own driveway only invites ...car accidents when ... your car is ...parked?

    DAMN IT bush, I cant do speeches like you, i just cant! You and your YALE analogies are too much for me!

  • Talking about wasted money for a so-called education, but he was always on target as a frat boy, and that is all he really is now when he is nice. When he isn't fratting around he is an evil, stealing, murdering, boring, little so and so!

  • Cheney....utter douchebag, goodbye, good riddance.

  • hahaha! "let me just torture one more mother fucker." hahahahahahaha

  • LOL at the Cheney impression.

  • Too bad he wasn't slipping into a coma...