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  • lol

  • im Indian -_-

  • I don't care, I'm chinese and this is fucking funny.

  • FUCK ASIAN PEOPLE!

  • :metime

  • chinese anyway are more progressive country than indians......

  • 4real you guys just ruined the joke -_- fuck you guys stop taking it up the ass!! Get over it

  • God guys, thats what makes it funny, Im Chinese, and Im laughing my cheap ass off.

  • @wanttolaugh201 me hands up too.!! I'm British Born Chinese.. and I laughed my ass off for this one.. watched it about 20x times.

  • God guys, thats what makes it funny, Im Chinese, and Im laughing my cheap ass off.

  • BE A MAN - DO THE WIGHT FING

  • Indian are in the genius book for the world's smallest penis. And by indian i mean all of them

  • His Chinese sounds like Viet..... LOL

  • american comedy sucks compare to chinese. stephen chow all the way!! king of comedy :P

  • I'm Chinese and my Mom is spoiling me. :]

    But sometimes she can be cheap. XD

  • Hey , you are sick and abnormal. If you believe those are jokes then you do not have the sense of making your audiences laugh and smile from their heart.. I feel sorry for the spectators having a chance to watch this sucking video, just wasting of time.

  • I'm Asian, but Chinese are cheap!

  • lol. He's actually really funny. He sounds like he's telling a joke. On the other hand, Eddie Murphy sounds fucking racist.

  • I am chinese, and I am not offended at all...it is simple, non offensive and harmless fun to mi.

  • @tongfer you are great! being too pc is going to get our country in trouble, i dont care for racism at all but this is just poking fun with harmless humor, i never heard him being hateful. BTW he was also making fun of Indians as well and he is obviously of Indian decent.

  • Racist!

  • This is commedy and good commedy at that. Some people need to lighten up.

  • Oh man, this guy is hilarious!! And I'm Asian!!

  • Good!!! Be sarcastick about Chinese!!! Go for it!!!

  • fuck off...americans suck in ass

  • Shut up no one gives a damn if ur chinese. Its a joke. Stop being so sensitive

  • be a man !

    DO THE RIGHT THING

  • I'm Chinese and i don't think he knows how we do business, it's far away from truth.

  • This guy's funny. Rock on chinese people, I've got to learn how to do business like y'all lmao.

  • THIS IS FUNNY. End of story.ITS NOT RACIST.

  • i still think is not a good things to do

  • This accutally sounds like people in HongKong or in Singapore. I think its funny. Every people makes fun of other countries. Sometimes Chinese people makes fun of Indians too.

  • he really knows chinese xD

  • 肏你个你哥 长得和黑人差不多 你算老几 法克你全家

  • @Pig560 Yo you are dumbfuck, Chinese people are so successful in everything. The only retarded thing is that the Chinese people have to deal with people like you.

  • @Pig560 LMFAO! and this is coming from a indian? LMFAO! ur indian and u tryna make fun of chinese? LMFAO! indians are ugly as fuck discombobulated weird bodies fucked up language and hilarious accent lmfao *thank u come again* indian accent LMFAO! and disgusting food eat some meat in ur life u cow worshipping red dot hindu midget

  • @whatyouknowabouthat

    you want my exotic indian cock , Chink?

  • @Pig560 LMFAO! indians got the worlds smallest dicks lmfao nobody can see that 1 and a half inch micro dick lmfao i aint even chinese curry boy im cantonian lmfao suck my huge 7 inch cantonian dick u micro dick ugly musty smelling midget lmfaoooooooo apuuuuu

  • im chinese and i cant do a chinese accent that good

  • he does a really good chinese accent

  • Fuck you Indian bitch!! Fuck your mama..Immo fuck her up in the ass you cock sucker!! ;)

  • @370ownz Now what Pussy!!

  • its the other way around lol, indians rarely give chinese any discounts

  • actually this is chinese bargin!

    i am chinese and I can tell most of he said is truth, I just feel funny he tell this way.

  • yup same i am one i am from singapore

  • i'm azn dis funny

  • sooo funny XD im asian :P

  • its just a stand up comedy, Russell is the best, he makes fun of everyone not just asian people in general yall need to chill and relax

  • cheap?!

    there are so many goods expensive in china, what price you can pay?

    don't say cheap chinese goods, just ask why cant you pay those chinese expensive goods

  • hey Pure7b your a CLOWN.. STFU..

  • what's so funny.......he only laughed at people's accent....stupid joke

  • Your face.

  • no choice, life in asia is tough....

  • so hai

  • U have racism in every coutry! see the good one n know the evil one..lol.. at the funny one...get it !!!

  • his fake chinese accent is on point.

  • I just don't like how this video is making the commenters hate on Chinese/Asian people in general. Seriously? Comedians are suppose to help people smile and laugh, not hate. Take the joke for what it is and appreciate it, no need to start dishing out slurs.

  • @Venthir Its a joke. grow thicker skin you cheap ass bitch

  • @Venthir The word hate is used far too much... it simplifies a complex social phenomenon. the phenomenon is that we're all different, and it's natural to make fun of differences... outlawing hate is impossible, so stop trying to.

  • Funny! being a Chinese, I have to agree with him about those awful salesmen, I really hate them when I was in Singapore. I would rather buy more expensive stuff elsewhere.. traditionally they are a very small number of people who are origianally from south china. So never generalize..

  • It's funnier watching this, being a chinese. Especially the part 1:08 , the "close down" phrase occurs commonly while haggling in Hong Kong. xD

  • im chinese and i dont agree with him but hes funny

  • wo... ... sooo NOT funny. *hah* hah* makes soo much fun of us asians! i mean THIS of all things is damagin 2 our family's respect! this is just degrading to us! i take this as offensive!

  • he makes fun of everyone. grow up and start getting used to life

  • hehe your a FOB-

  • low taste. not funny.

  • low standard show.........son of bitch!!!

  • grow up

  • is grow up all u ever say

  • to kids like you? yes

  • Indian asshole

  • nigger

  • don't take it personal

    learn to take a joke pancake rice gookies

  • This is not funny .i dont understand why people can be laughting like that .dont make the sound from the backgroud ...stupid show...and mak fucking racism!!

  • alright first of all, he makes fun of everyone. secondly, his videos are hella funny considering the fact hes a millionare. and three, grow up and get the fuck off of youtube

  • I live near the mall Russell Peters speaks about - Pacific Mall - in Toronto Canada. It is completely Chinese. He is remarkably accurate in his portrayal of buying something in the mall.

    It is not good or bad. He simply portrays the charming quirks of the Chinese people in the mall. For those of you who think it is racist: get a life. Don't say it is racist and then start saying racist things about Indians.

    It is just a good laugh.

  • "Comedian giving humourous acting and speech" how about comedian being a fucking racist

  • The Indians ARE the most stingy people on earth, it's insulting but it's the truth :D

  • ROR!

    RMAO!

    PMSR

  • lol hes just kidding you fuckin chinks.! take a joke!

  • exactly .. peeps need to chill

  • oh man... That was mad funny!

  • LMAO

    I'm Chinese,but somehow I like this joke.

    PS.RACIALIST GO HELL!!!! Shame on you!!

  • we all need to laugh at ourselves :D

  • He says true!

  • ive experienced it all XD

  • Someone needs to slit this guy's throat

  • the chinese would cut your throat for a penny. Don't deny it.

  • what i want to share with you is that chinese people are just like you and me. they enjoy family time, they take great care of senior people, they love chinlden, they love peace and they never did enything bad towards other race or nation for hundred of years...

  • i feel great to laugh at the joke he was telling helariously and i know it just showed a certain habit of people in a certain province in china sort of. but what i want to say is chinese people generally are very nice. they are extremely kind to welcome you to their home and invite you to their home for dinner... you would know more if you go to china and look around.

  • i sometimes feel a little bit upset though i was laughing loudly while watching it,too. i think several people , i mean several people would hold their own ideas, such as they may command on something and say he represents all the chinese people or just like in the video, i even don't understand the language was using there even if i know mandarine. so people are always ok to have their own belifs and their own attitude but please don't mix it with a nation or a certain group of people.

  • prode and pride!

  • russel peters is the best

  • priceless

  • hahahahaha!!!!

  • India refuse San countries

  • Definitely, Chinese, Indians and Jews are all money vultures and are relentless in sucking you dry without any sense of guilt. And business is business, any people who are fucked-up by the Chinese wisdom and diligence is just an unintentional by-product of business. The Chinese are not fucking them up on purpose. But it is unfair to lay blame on the Chinese for the South-east Asians, Africans, Muslims and South Americans are lazy and impoverished because of themselves.

  • less than 5% of population control 70% of economy, yeah that is fuck up. If 5% of american control 70% of china economy, chinese will jumping around monkey and looking for american to kill.

  • haha, you are so wrong. The solution couldn't be simpler. We will marry our sons or daughters to those 5% and get a share of their money.

  • Why you want to mix blood with rats?

  • who cares?

    Money is more important than lineage.

  • wtf, money is more important than lineage? have fun being a cut throat.

  • Indeed, you barbaric westerners will never understand the magic of money. We Chinese loves money only, while you barbarians are interested in world domination~ haha, stupid uncivilized tribes~

  • "Chinese loves money only, while you barbarians are interested in world domination" ...okay um like isn't money along the lines of world domination? yeah please don't try to argue, I feel embarassed for you.

  • So wrong so wrong~

    Money making means accumulation of wealth and riches~ What does it have to do with world domination?

  • chinese people value more of their friends and families. althoguht money is important but nothing beats friendship and family. all american talk about is economy and economy...its like american cant live without being rich and spoiled. no wonder american like to making fun with other race, so they can show theyre higher. i guess the entire world want to kill americans,lmao.

  • "american like to making fun with other race" you just made fun of Americans, so what are you talking about??? you're lying to yourself. and you live in Taiwain.

  • it is true that americans like to making fun with others. i never said that chinese never making fun with other races, but it is never as harmful as the american did.

  • i dont really c y is a shame or suicidal to make less than my relative? maybe u hate to make less than ur relative so u think everyone else is the same.

    however,in the chinese culture, couple want to take care of others parent and family when they got married.

    there is different value in friends too.

  • too bad i dont know where u from. but who cares. u r the shit in this world. zong gou is the greatest place in the world.

  • low life bitch

  • in other words Chinese people don't have a conscience, and I believe it. Hmmm I heard China is a third world country, don't care if the Olympics were held there.

  • yeah like you know everything!!!

  • chinese have the greatest culture in the world.

    it is interesting i always thought westerners r the barbarian of the world.

  • Are you being sarcastic? Because you live in Taiwain. Yes of course the Chinese have the greatest culture of the world, especially so when you have to tell when and where you poop and how much and then be censored if it's not the right texture.

  • what r u trying to say?

  • read above, rinse and repeat.

  • wow, I don't know where you're trying to get to but it seems to me that you're awfully ignorant about the Chinese culture. Also... you are generalizing Chinese. I am a Canadian and I really didn't feel that I have no freedom when I lived in China. At the very least most Chinese don't live on credits. It is the Americans like yourself with the self-superiority and the racist attitude that make even your northern neighbours... the Canadians, display deep Anti-Americanism.

  • @adminokayman Well everyone stop the flaming and everything ...

    it's his job to make the audience laugh

    nothing he says is racist so yea...

    Chinese made fun of indians before also so leave it as it is

    no need to start a war as the title says

    its comedy....

  • @adminokayman yeah, canadians are just jealous of america because our dollar is worth way more than yours.. :) i doubt you actually LIVED in china for more than 1 year which is not enough time to see if you have freedom or not, you need to kind of be raised there or something similar :)

    so how about you go skate around a ice rink while i enjoy my wonderful wintertime weather in this here u.s.a.. dont be talking shit about your daddys downsouth eh?

  • @adminokayman wow ur dumb, russell peters himself lives in canada..

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  • yo you a such a loser!!!!!!!!!get a life!!!!!!

  • this indian tried to sell me chapstick for 15 dollars....

  • Russel is outstanding. My buddy in Taiwan thought it was outstanding. Get a sense of humor!

  • eat shit

  • hahahahaha looooooooll...

    fuckin cheap chinese...

  • fu ck u

  • well fuck you .

  • im a nigger

  • o fuck you get a life!

  • lol...i find it funny i think u people needs to relax a bit...smile awhile and give ur self a rest and relax at times

  • every penny counts people.remember that.

  • oi thats mean!! insulting the chinese!!! i am chinese!!

  • its not funny

  • shit!!

  • yeah,It's not funny at all, when poking fun at other races!what i can't understand is why these kinds of vedios could be found from here!I feel sick!

  • you should go to bed with your feet up and watch tv...dont eat foods that might upset your stomach...its ok darling...i hope you get well soon

  • Darthsamuai!oh yeah....First this guys name is not russell peter and you know that,second you think letting those rag wrapping dick head freely carrying weapon(knives)where and when ever they want is making them uneasy???Third prove to ppls that you are chinese...Four I think you are smoking too much weed and harshi from this ppls as you know that they are controlling the drug trade in canada(the biggest paki harshi importer to north america)

  • Do you really believe that people people of color, physical difficiences, sexual orientation and religion want you to treat them differently or pretend that they are special??

    These people are misunderstood. The fact that you believe you have to treat them differently, makes you feel uneasy and uncomfortable deep down inside. If you feel this, thats prejudiced feelings you are feeling.

    How is it racism when he is just repeating his account of what happened to him at the mall?

  • Did I said about treating them special? I was just saying don't bring sensitive things into a laughing matter. When I was younger, I was so used to making jokes about certain races (i.e. dressing/way of life, speeches & etc), religions & sexual orientations. I was so insensitive then until someone really woke me up and said to me, 'what may be funny to you is not to me & my family, please be sensitive'. she was someone close to me. and my jokes?? something similar. with this, i rest my case.

  • sorry to hear about your childhood. Look at all the people in the audience laughing. And look at how many people who don't find it funny. This is the real world we live in now where people find this sort of thing entertaining. Look at Hollywood and their portrayal of the minority. Deal with it. Its just his experience in the mall and people seem to find it funny. And some don't.

  • Lol! Just because how Hollywood portrays the minority, the rest of the world has to 'deal with it', 'live with it' and 'accept as it is'. Are you trying to say we just have to accept the world as it is with generalisation of the minorities??

  • LOL!! Exactly! finally you understand. Or you can take a stand and fight for what you believe in!!

  • haha..so funnyy!!!!

  • i'm chinese and found this laugh out loud hysterical

    Russell peter rocks and all the content that he mentioned is totally accurate

    Chinese people who take offense to jokes like these are racist themselves because they will laugh at jokes about everything but their own race.

    Racist jokes are the best content for comedian routines

  • It's not funny at all, when poking fun at other races. 'I am a Chinese and I found it funny, those who don't are racist themselves' What about poking funs about disable ppl? religion? gays? Aren't these good contents for comedian routines also?? Being a chinese doesn't give you the right to approve other ppl to laugh at your own race. Learn to be sensible. There are many things in the world to laugh at!!

  • Its freaking funny as hell. I forwarded to my chinese and non-chinese friends and they found it just as hilarious.

    Hey don't be bringing in the disabled, religious and gay people. They are still people too. The fact that you believe we should be more sensitive to them shows that you believe that they deserve special treatment, like they are special.

    They are people just like us. And the biggest compliment they can recieve is for you to treat them like anyone else.

  • smashT

  • this is a discrimination, what a brown retard.

  • this is a discrimination, what a brown retard.

  • i luv russel peters

  • it's not funny,shut the f==k up u brown asshole

  • It is either not chinese or indian accents!Giving a shelter to tibetan nazis indians would hurt themselves more but not chineses.

  • this is totally not fun.

    and not all chinese speaks in such accent.

  • I don't know this is true but i wasn't offended at all. My mother is Half Chinese and i speak fluent Mandarin and i found this funny.

  • india lose the war with china in 1962,india Coward just dare to abuse common chinese immigrant in inida and like a bitch make fun of white country.

  • hes a fukin comedian its his job 2 make fun of pplz

  • It is all about under what circumstance he made those jokes. they were indeed hilarious though.

  • He's pretty funny lol, he's not racist btw, he made fun of brown people and white people

  • that's a stupid indian guy and a crowd stupid audience.

    i really pity him. i don't say that india is poor or something, but this guy is stupid.

  • lawl, i'm chinese and i found this fricking funny. "i give u best price. $34.50" ROFL. but seriously come to singapore sometime, you'll see the difference, we don't talk that accent =)

  • Yeah true

    you guys will goes

    i give u best price la , 34.50 lo ...

    Peace !