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  • UGHHH UGHH UGHH i pictured the english with lots n lots of tea not Alcohol

  • It's a good thing in modern society that morons from both england and scotland fight each other while us smart people stick together :D

  • @smile221 Implying intelligence, how cute

  • scots*

  • What is the fucking point in this video!? I dare you to come to scotland and say that dickhead!

  • @lilmissmolly13 Relax mate. This video is just making fun of English football supporters. It's part of a satire on British society called 'Monkey Dust'.

  • @lilmissmolly13 say what?

  • Maybe it is because I am pretty drunk but could someone please explain this video to me please? I think I have missed whatever point it was trying to make.

  • Bamburgh Castle +1

  • This is total bullshit. Everybody knows The History Channel only ever broadcasts shows about World War 2

  • who say's tv is dumbing down?

  • Given all these angry, angry people making such ill-informed and viscious comments, I think it is only right that I try to re-introduce some common sense and good-natured understanding into proceedings by saying...

    ...

    ONE NIL, TO THE ENG-ER-LAND! ONE NIL, TO THE ENG-ER-LAND!

  • I love it, this video pokes fun at people trying to score points from other countries.. then you look at the youtube comments. Missing the fucking point or what?

  • Lol everyone hates England xD

    Tea sipping, bowler hat bastards lol

    A massive Ginger beast or a formal dressed man with squint teeth?

  • @SUPERDR1VE massive gingers? sounds like scotland to me....

  • SCOTLAND !! NO.1 :) F**K ENGLAND :D YEAH!

  • @emineminfo Shut up, we keep you as pets

  • @Zombievomit no we are getting independence soon and france likes us more than you so does usa so fuck you england ! yous are all hated with out the world !

  • @emineminfo If scotland gain independence in the near future I will personally message you an apology and a 500 word essay on why scotland is the best country in the world. Until then shut your face you lockerbie-bomber-realising junkie piece of shit.

    :D

  • @Zombievomit we will gain it soon bitch !

  • @Zombievomit your queen is a suck up cow like you english people are discussing they never brush there teeth your gay and suck up tae !!!! :>:(

  • @emineminfo I would be happy to see Scotland get independence but we will just have to bail you out when you go tits up like Ireland.

  • @OktoberSunset >:( all you english are rapists get your own woman scottish girls are way nicer :L weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are da best gay boys last words :L gay bitch ! i am 13 you fuckin mong :LLL

  • @emineminfo Dumbass.

  • @demonprince1991 you are!

  • @emineminfo Oh my im SO insulted.

  • @emineminfo "scottish girls are way nicer :L weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are da best gay boys"

    wait, what?

  • @emineminfo I can tell you're 13, using the ':L' face.

  • @emineminfo Your really sweet! Im scottish and I agree the scos are much better looking:)! Im 13 to btw!x

  • It was not like most of the English had a choice to fight or not against anyone else, back in the days of Old. If they didn't the Landowners would just kick their families of their land leaving them with nothing. Not all the English are landed gentry.

    Oh and Monkey Dust Rules!

  • makes me laugh when people bitch at eachother lifes to short so just watch the clip and chuckle cause its funny.

  • the reason why i said scottish plus the irish are JEALOUS is because there are loads of videos dissing England making fun of our accents and saying we are a shit country, guess what! they happen to be scottish or irish! :O LMFAO! they always talk about England 24/7 and i find that hilarious LOL

    the reason why every other country ''hates'' England is because they are scared we would beat their arses in any war!

  • @cmchale19 you, personally, couldn't even beat one off. you hide behind flags and other people's accomplishments just like any other patriotic moron.

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  • you piss heads do realise they are making fun of holigans/little englanders/ect

  • why do you scottish (skirt-wearing jocks) and welsh (sheep shaggers) hate England so much? are you JEALOUS of us? it sounds like you are aha fuck off and get a life England will ALWAYS be better than you and will always be on top of the board!!

  • @cmchale19

    I am Scottish and I love England but I am not jealous of England. England is better at Scotland at somethings but not everything

  • @cmchale19 i'm english and studying in Scotland... no-one i've met here has said what your arguing so... FACE!!

  • @cmchale19 Why the fuck would we be jealous of you hankerchief waving morris dancing,poofy accent cunts ?

    The whole fucking world hates england not just the Scots and Welsh.

  • @GuardianOfScotland33 Cunt is an English word, you speak English and 48% of the whole world can/does speak English. Listen, you got your cocky arses handed to you many times in the past, a lot of time conflicts were started by Scotland, not England.

    So Scotland deserved what it got, now stop crying about the past and realise no one gives two fucks.

    Getting boring hearing people whine about England or Britain as a whole, fucking immature people.

  • England is the best country EVERRRR! get that into your thick miserable skulls you jocks! your the lowest of the low! England are WAY ahead of you in everything. skirt wearing priicks!

  • @cmchale19 Your argument would be more convincing if it was spelt betterer.

  • @amarthishness betterer??? HAHA theres NO such word! what spelling mistakes did i make? if your on about priicks?? then your an idiot coz i always spell it that way as i feel like it DUHH -.-

  • @cmchale19 Yes you absolute tit, that was the joke. Everyone else got it why didnt you? You retarded or something son?

  • englands gay and Scotland rules oh and we could fucking stick our foot through your chest if we wanted to little english prick teabaggers

  • Can someone please upload the other 2 ? When Scotland equalise and when they sing "one Duke of Gloucester!" haha

  • Always gets me when people talk about England oppressing and being horrible to poor ol' Scotland. Films like Braveheart portray the Scot's as peaceful farmers just trying to get by while the mean old English slaughter them without provokation.

    When in fact, they were just as warlike as the English, we've fought before even the idea of 'Scotland' and 'England' existed.

    It just so happens that England temporarily got the upper hand in a series of wars at some point.

  • @RedcoatMic24 Yeah but England Oppressed everywhere! Wales, Scotland, Ireland etc. Greedy bastards.

  • @RedcoatMic24 i think it's something to do with england invading so many countries around the world and colonising them, not just scotland. but yeah, in the case of scotland and england we were just as bad in terms of starting fights.

  • @scottishlad1987 Well by the time "England" was at it's colonising zenith we were Great Britain from 1707 and the United Kingdom from 1801 so we're both as much to blame for that as well.

    The Highlanders didn't get notoriety in India from peaceful holidays.

  • @mattlamb Anyone who thinks this clip is mocking the Scottish totally missed the intended satire. The fact that the (probably English) uploader is one of those people is just as amusing as the video itself.

  • @Haiku27 I know this clip isn't mocking the Scottish, if you read my other comments here you'll see that. I don't know why you're so sure that I missed the satire.

  • i'm scottish and i found this hilarious. if you were somehow offended by this then you're an idiot with no sense of humour.

  • is it worth pointing out that the Scots won at Stirling and lost years later at Falkirk?

  • @euanross89 That's the joke. English don't have a fecking clue what they're talking about when it comes to Scottish, Irish, and Welsh history.  Everything they say ends up being nationalistic, English-pride garbage that doesn't hold up to a proper historical analysis.

  • @Cainus44 We're sometimes as bad mate. I'm doing a Masters Degree right now and the amount of crap some people come out with is ridiculous.

  • @euanross89 Fair enough, but the English still deny all the bits where they act like bloodthirsty savages.

  • The fan in the middle cracks me up.

  • truth of the matter is if you got english swanking about like that in a scottish pub taking the piss outta scottish heritage and history they'd leave with scars.

  • lets just leave england with read your history,once you do that then its ok to be embarrassed to be english,everyone hates you :)

  • Everyone below this comment has or is being trolling/ trolled.

  • The irony here is brilliant

  • lol that was funny

  • Engayland are parasitic vile scum right enough, and they wonder why no one likes them, they something of a mudslide nature about them, some primal urge to bring everything sinking down with them.

    Lets take a look at the isles from a geographical sense, Scotland is the head, Wales is the belly and Engayland is the ass, and a dirty ass at that.

    Scotland should cut that log streak of shit off (Engayland) south of the border.

    And Wales should wipe it's arse of Engayland, at it's back.

  • @GLORD99092 Wow you really are a twat arn't you.

  • @GLORD99092 Sorry totally wrong person. Fucking youtube.

  • Scotland is the oldest in country in all of Europe, with records going back over 1000 years ago to when Scotland was officially a christianised nation, in 843, (the just the earliest uncovered to date, it's probably even older than that)

    Scotland's national flag (White saltire set on a light blue background) is the oldest national flag in the world, making it the oldest country flag in the world.

    Scots were called 'Picts' by the Romans, the Romans called Scotland as 'Caledonia'

  • 16 people are scottish..

  • ALBA GU BRATH!

  • @02BikerBoy like i said does brazil,china australiaetc play it? no not some game you play in your back garden or a village tradtion like chassing after cheese

  • @MrSteamedchicken

    It's an Olympic sport dipshit.

  • @02BikerBoy wow your really that dumb since when did scotland do the olimpics by themselves oh w8 isnt it great britain

  • @MrSteamedchicken

    THE HAMMER THROW IS AN OLYMPIC SPORT!

    For fucks sake do I really have to explain everything!? The hammer throw comes from Scotland, the hammer throw is an Olympic sport thus Scotland have invented a worldwide sport.

    Are you retarded or are you just thick as pig shit!?

  • @02BikerBoy wow did you even read my comment so do i need to explain everything... scotland did not create it and its (great fucking britain who contends in it and we suck at it ) notice i put it in brackets so you would acttually read it so i ask you are you retarded or are you just thick as pig shit??

  • @02BikerBoy You are worryingly naive. Generation Y I suppose.

  • Well for starters I have never, IN MY LIFE, wore womens clothing and silk isn't exactly feminine. The inside of most suits is made from silk so don't tell me it's feminine.

  • I can't adress it to you, I'm on phone. And I honestly have no idea how you THINK you know so much about me but half of the things ur saying are bullshit. I don't live with my Grandmother and I've never worn silk. I can only assume you're one of them deluded people from that EDL page.

  • @02BikerBoy You can't address it to me, becuase you are on the phone? You seem to be doing just fine, so please continue (lame excuse btw). Women's clothing, silk, who cares, it's all the same, queer is queer. You do live with Grandma, it doesn't matter does it?It is only the internet, it's not like the truth is coming out on your face-book, and your only friend will laugh at you is it.

  • I don't know why you keep mentioning my grandmother, I DON'T LIVE WITH HER! And I don't understand what you was getting at with all that garment crap. I can only assume the baby oil was a reference to masturbation. What's a shirt lifter? Is that another word for shit stabber? Look there's no loop holes. It's either be gay or go to heaven.

  • @02BikerBoy You surreptitiously made that comment to have the last word? Why it's lucky I checked back isn't it. It's pointless to make a reply to someone and not address them directly. By the way we all know you are lying. My regards to your Grandma. You still don't know me do you...haven't you wondered how I know so much about you? Good grief, think about it.

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  • Ye, this war ended 2-1 to the Scotts

  • Could all of the uberly patriotic cunts on this page from both the English and the Scottish side, just get over themselves. Seriously, I can't believe that a humourous 43 second sketch could ignite such a pathetic display of anger. Grow up!

  • So much anger on this page... stop being pathetic and enjoy some Monkey Dust.

  • There seems to be a great amount of Scottish butthurt and grammar Nazi'ism in these comments. Fun times.

  • @adam3088, Naw, it's just the Engaylish posters on this are still the same old cunts they always were,arrogance & Ignorance defines Engirlish attitudes, hence the dislike

  • @segano1

    EnGAYlish, OW MY GAWD U SO CLEVER.

    Good ol' noble Scotland, drug capital of Europe.

  • @adam3088, Drug capital of Europe?

    It's actually MURDER capital of Europe ya cunt!

    And I thank gawd am no Engirlish!

    Scottish and proud as fuck!!!!

  • @segano1

    Well congratulations, you can have that title as well if you like.

    How about shithole of Europe?

    You should be proud of your drug abusing, wife beating, gang violence ridden country.

    But you know the best part? We own you.

  • @adam3088, No, the only title that's correct there is 'Murder Capital of Europe'.

    And Scotland is a hard country but it's only Glasgow east Pollocksheilds that is a shithole, that's the only dodgy area of Scotland, where as Engayland have dodgy areas all over it filled with cowardly grubby dirty chav'd up scummy fuck ups!

    And Engayland don't own fuck all, we own ourselfs, if anything, it's actually us who owned you cunts, Scottish king took over the engaylish throne in 1603 ya thick Cunt!

  • @adam3088, thank fuck am no engirlish, thank fuck!

    Scottish all the way!!!!

    Vile shite stinking sassenach cunt!

  • @segano1

    Indeed thank fuck you're not English, you type the language poorly enough.

    Keep telling yourself you're not owned by England. What's it like being the bitch of a greater nation?

  • @adam3088, Nah, it's more like...

    Thank fuck am no fucken engaylish, buch of vile gay accent pommie poofter fragile big headed cunts!

    I'll type the fucken way I like ye cunt! I'm not putting full effort in my literacy for a worthless vile sassenach saxonite shitehead like you!

    Engayland are bitches who own fuck all, so how exactly does engayland own Scotland? (ROFL)

    And greater nation? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA IT'S A FUCKEN CHAV'D UP SHITHOLE! ROFL!

  • @segano1

    Och hen, ye seem tae be lack onie understandin' ay yer stoatin nation.

    We make all of your important decisions, we own you. Your government is nothing but a puppet used to appease the people.

    Visit Glasgee 'en caa englain a 'chav'd up shithole'. Enjoy bein' knifed sae some scummy scottish shmackheid can buy some mair crack. I translated it into moonspeak for you.

  • @adam3088, *In typical gay Engaylish accent* Oh heavens old boy, you don't seem to understand that merry ole' Engayland owns nothing, and it is a terribly rude nation of unsavoury riff raff.

    Bonnie ole' Scotland has a parliament of it's own (where the nations decisions are made) where as merry ole' Engayland hasn't got one. You've got NOWT!

    Scotland took Engaylands throne in 1603, therefore you own nothing, you are nothing.

    Engayland harbours terribly rude cowardly riff raff set of inbreded scum

  • @segano1

    England doesnt have a parliament? Ahah.

    If the Scottish are incapable of putting text inside one box rather then three you can see why the British need to make all of their important decisions for them.

    You know how many other countries have blood inside the monarchy? Half of fucking Europe.

    You know who owns most of the highlands? Hint: Not the Scottish.

  • @adam3088, Yep Engayland have no parliament of their own, hense why they get run by westminster (british parliament) with foreign MPs running the bastard engaylish vile cunts!

    And I can type how many fucken comments in how many fucken boxes I like ya cunt!

    The engaylish are not the british you thick fuck, britain is not a country, it is just a union state currently (for now) containing 4 countries.

    The highlands are owned by the Scots, always was always will, just like the lowlands.

  • @segano1

    Ahahahah, keep telling yourself that. Then wonder why the big rich landlords up in the highlands all speak with upperclass English accents.

    You cry that Scotland is independant (lol) but I bet you're a member of the SNP.

    Scotland will never be free of the UK, at least Ireland fought back, you guys just bent over and took it gladly.

  • @adam3088, Engayland have been sodomised by Scotland, France, and now Pakistanis, the UK is not ruled by Engayland you cunt, like a typical engaylish cunt, you think that just because westminster is in london then that means engayland run the place? ROFL! Cry on and on about it, but it'll only ever be true in your mere personal inacurate opinion.

    The reason the Scottish king moved the parliaments there was so it was more central to the rest of Europe

  • @segano1 racist much?

  • @adam3088, The highlands are Scottish and always will be, there was a brief influx of engaylish settlers there 7 years ago, but they have all but died of now, most engaylish who live in Scotland, live in the lowlands for work, plus only 1 in 10 of them consider themself engaylish, most consider themselfs 'New Scots' and they'll eventually be swallowed up by the Scottish majority

  • @adam3088, Plus the true engaylish were the saxons, nearly extinct now, with only 5% left, the engaylish don't actually exist now, they were originally just lost bastardised dirty old german invaders who came after the Romas left Brittania. (Brittania was the true lands name, now illigitamatly known as engayland and wales)- Romans country, Brittania- An extended province of Rome.

    So all that's actually engaylish is the small constituant nation filled up with filthy scummy unwanted chav fucks!

  • @adam3088, Comment boxes have a 500 character limit you thick fucken gay accent cunt!

    And a Scottish king took the engaylish throne in 1603 (104 years before the union of 1707) so engayland were run by a foreign king for over a hundred years; not to mention the 400 years that the French ruled Engayland centuries earlier.

    Scotland HAS it's OWN parliament, which means Scotland does control itself and run it's own affairs, it's not 100% independent but it will be in time, just a matter of time...

  • @segano1 dear segano, please stop using the english language, the computer and the web if you hate us so much-after all- these things are all english.

  • @Skipissatan, Fuck off ya gay accent cunt!

    These things are not Engirlish, the language you use is 40%French, 30%old German and 30% Latin with Greek pronouns ect.

    Taking words from every other language and calling it 'Engirlish' does not make it yours I'm afraid.

    The web is from the US, hense why the have the original 'Com' prefix, where as here it's '.co.uk'.

    Several people from all over the world have taken part in the development of the computer over time.

    Typical Limey, always stealing cred!

  • @segano1 ooh segano you're so hard insulting people over the internet..."engirlish" hillarious. Are you 12? by your logic german and french aren't languages either as they developed from latin, hoch deutsch, norse etc...

    The web was invented by Sir Tim Berners-Lee- look it up. The computer. of course has been developed since its invention but charles babbage was the first to design a machine that could be programmed- the definition of a computer. Alan turing refined this. Both English.

  • @Skipissatan Berners-Lee wasn't the only person credited with the internet. A lot of people get that. No one man was responsible for it. Mostly scientists hired by the American military.

    If you wanna go way back, Tesla invented the internet,

  • @Cainus44 I said the web not the internet, there is a distinction. Berners-Lee is unquestionably the inventor of the world wide web, he did not invent the internet. American miliatry scientists (and a handful of british scientists too) are responsible for the internet. Tesla didn't invent the internet...don't be silly.

  • @Skipissatan Actually, Tesla did invent the concept of a world wide web, and was working on a prototype before his death. The idea of the wireless transmission of power was all him. Berners-Lee most likely took the idea from Tesla. The Wardenclyffe Project is what it was. The precursor to all forms of wireless communication. So... a Croat invented the web.

  • @Cainus44 Tesla was a serb. The internet isn't wireless- ot works through optical fibres- so if you are going to be like that newton could claim it. The wireless transmission of power was more related to radio- using radio oscillators. Tesla, no doubt a genius, couldn't have invented the web as hypertext and servers didn't exist at the time of his death. I think you'll find there really is no argument amongst scientists about this.

  • @Skipissatan Tesla was a Croatian Serb. And like it or not, the Wardenclyffe project was the first idea anyone had of linking the world together electronically. He didn't invent hypertext or servers, but that's irrelevant. The concept of the world wide web was Tesla's idea, even if he didn't finish the machines that did it.

    The Wardenclyffe project itself wasn't a radio, it was a form of telecommunications, just like the internet.

  • @segano1 so this isn't stealing credit- unlike the jocks claiming the telephone...

  • @adam3088, Engayland = Dirty vile chav'd up Scum...pure Scum!

    Engaylish = Vile shite stinking sassenach!

    Come tae Glesga and knifed tae fuck ya engaylish cunt!

  • @adam3088, Engayland, Scotland's bitch since 1603

  • 1. We don't own the title of shithole of europe

    2. Scotland has higher rates of homicide, England has higher rates of murder

    3. Scottish people are allowed to vote on English laws yet England isn't allowed to vote on Scottish Laws

    4. The current prime minister originated from Scotland

    5. The World Renowned Economist states that Scotland is saving the rest of the UK from Economic Collapse

    6. Scotland is the wildlife capital of europe

    So, tell me how is Scotland the shithole of Europe?

  • @mikestatheman

    Well it's the biggest shithole in Europe as apparently you still have Gordon Brown as a prime minister.

    David Cameron was born in London you stupid fuck.

    Welcome to 2011 you degenerate retard.

  • @adam3088 David -Cameron- as in his last name is Cameron a Scottish name. That means his family most probably originates from Scotland. A quick google search reveals that he is descended from Agnes Duff the sister of the 1st Duke of Fife. He's a Scottish Aristocrat. To be honest I don't really care about where his from, I dislike him for his policies. But I dislike ignorance just as much.

  • @dredyouall2

    So by your logic as I have Swedish relatives going back 3 generations, even though everyone since then has been firmly seated in England I'm now Swedish. Hurp. Durp.

  • @dredyouall2 cameron is a norman family who fled from william the conqueror and his son (disagreements they believe) to live up with the gaelic speakers of the S highlands, they integrated but retained some norman traits like organised horsemanship

  • @adam3088

    I know he was born in England but his family orginated from Scotland want proof? David Cameron has a profile on clan-cameron which is a Scottish Clan

    Scotland doesn't have Gordon Brown as the Prime minister, it has David Cameron as the prime minister you stupid fuck!

    So really you are the degenerate retard!

  • @mikestatheman

    I'm just going to ignore you now as you're seemingly some form of illiterate fucktard.

  • @adam3088

    Why, because you have your head so far up your arse you don't want to listen to something that is no more than a FACT?

  • @mikestatheman

    Hah, I'll stop now. I actually love Scotland, visit the highlands quite regularly, but one thing I love even more is to wind up people who get overly patriotic and fail to appreciate brilliant comedy.

    Enjoy the midges.

  • @adam3088

    Oh, Im not being overly patriotic, I just don't like racism

  • @adam3088 well dinnae come back up, fuck you cunt!

  • @cokerainbows

    Bet you're from Glasgow.

  • @adam3088 im fae Dundee mate!

  • @mikestatheman scotland fucking rules!

  • oh god i never want to see england win a world cup

  • fuckin english fucks ye wonder why half the world hates yeez fuckin bams

  • @Djstewarty errr ya talkin about americans mate not the english

  • its hard not to have a superiority complex when we controlled a quarter of the world as little as 90 years ago.

  • GLORD9092 and Thedarkone707ALT...

    you guys should just arrange to meet up, fuck each other and get it over with

    its a comedy show, try and have a sense of humour

  • is the fact that they got the battles mixed up supposed to be part of the joke?

  • @gratex Probably. Same as them using the likeness of Mel Gibson as Wallace when there are actual statues of Wallace that look nothing like Gibson. Although I would have thought the last football reference was the main gag and the rest were just little things added in later.

  • Wallace=Mel Gibson with long hair

  • ARE YOU SCOTLAND IN DISGUISE?!

  • Bamburgh castle at the start (northumberland)

  • ALL NORTHUMBRIANS REPORT IN. OORAH!

  • It's what?

  • its pish as in its rubbish as in its piss :L:L lol:P

  • @mattlamb pish is scottish slang for piss!(urine)

  • for those scottish people who took this srsly should just fuck off. i am from scotland and i thought this was funny

  • @Thedarkone707ALT, take a good fuck to yourself you disgusting english wanabe,

    Scots have a right to shun this vid to fuck

  • @GLORD99092 WIT mate i am no a scottish wanabe. you do relise that this video is a joke and you took it too srsly you fucking retard

  • @Thedarkone707ALT, Aye ye fucken are ye wee cunted bawbag!

    And if it's a joke, well then it's still not acurate, the Battle of Stirling was a massive success for Scotland just like the Battle of Bannockburn was later, that battle took England nearly 20 years to recover from & it finally forced England to recognise Scotland as a Sovereign nation of it's own like it always was

  • @GLORD99092 yeah that happend over millions years ago before you were born dumbfuck

  • @Thedarkone707ALT

    WTF!!!!

    Millions of years ago?!! You really are a fucken dumb fucked up retard if you think that was millions of years ago, it started in 1296 you thick fuck!

    That was only 714 years ago, it's not that long ago at all for the history of a certain country, and it certainly doesn't qualify as ancient either, it would qualify as ancient if it was over 2000 years ago when the Romans were still in England though, but 714? NO!

    Retard!

  • @GLORD99092 well still infact that was fucking long ago before you were born retard. 1296 right now its 2010. hmm looks long to me. and i fucking hate anti englsih. you know why english hate us scots its because we hate them well not all of us the anti englsih twats like you. plus monkey dust made that episode for a joke ever heard of that word JOKE.god your such a twat. thinking 1296 was yesterday.oh and sorry for the million years ago i ment that as a phrase maeaning it was a long time ago.

  • @Thedarkone707ALT,

    714 years ago is not that long for a countrys history and there is a 'massive' difference between 714 years and several millions ago

    And I never said 714 years ago was like yesterday, I said it's not that long ago when your talking about a countrys history,

    I know this episode is a joke, I can easily see that it is, That's why I didn't take it that seriously, but making huge mistakes like saying that Stirling was won by the english for the sake of being funny is just retarded

  • @Thedarkone707ALT, HAHAHAHAHAHA, You must be part English or something with a comment like that, either that or your an English wanbee or lover or something

    The English hate everybody to a certain degree because they have a superiority complex, that's why alot of nationalitys hate 'Englishness',

    As they think they are the best country in the world and that they won the world wars, so obviously when the English look down on Scots theres gonna be Scots who dislike the English, wtf did you expect?

  • @Thedarkone707ALT

    Anyway, hate breeds hate, Scots hate English because they tried to steal their country for over 300 years, the English hate Scots because they are hated and they see them as inferior and weak,

    You seem to be under the illusion that Scots are the only ones who have a dislike for 'Englishness', when a lot of Europe has too and other countrys in the world too like the USA and Australia ect,

    If you love the English why don't you fuck off to England and be English,

    or maybe you are

  • @GLORD99092

    We also hate the scots, because they're ginger.

  • @NHardyRtard, Hahahahahahahahaha Scots are ginger?!!!?!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What dumb fucken engirlish nancy cunt!

    Only 13% of the Scottish population has red hair and most of that 13% are Irish decendents, as ginger hair is mostly an Irish trait, the reason Scotland has 13% red heads making it the country with the highest portion of red heads is because of the Irish immigration into Glasgow in Scotland due to their famine problems!

  • @NHardyRtard, The engaylish are hated as they are a bunch of big headed stuck up cunts with inherently gay accents. they have their heads that far up there on fucken shite pipe, that they believe that they are actually better than they are,

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!­!

    Call me a fucken ginger and I'll show you what 'red headed' means in a literal sense!

    Ya dumb fucken nancy engirlish bastard cunt!

  • @segano1 the scotardland have always beens jealous from the english bye the language, monuments,sports and armys

  • @MrSteamedchicken

    The Scottish have always been jealous of the English language, monuments, sports and armies? SINCE WHEN!? The English language has changed twice in the last two millennia whereas the Scotts have kept their language. Monuments........ok the English do have better monuments but to suggest that the Scots are jealous is just absurd. Sports, AS FUCKING IF! The Scots have way better sports, I'd love to see an English man try their hand at tossing the caber the hammer throw.

  • @02BikerBoy You are so superficial and angsty. Get yourself a boyfriend and get out some more.

  • @Snowblight

    Read the name, 'Biker-BOY'. So many fucking dimwits on here.

  • @02BikerBoy How is that supposed to be relevant to my comment. Does your name mean you have a boyfriend, is that what you are implying...then why the anti gay comments, more of your hypocrisy I suppose.

  • @Snowblight

    Since the majority of people are straight and it is offensive to call someone gay if they're not I would assume that you would assume that I'm straight.

    So ether you're just trying to provoke me into saying something I'll regret (which isn't going to happen as I am not homophobic and happen to have many gay friends) or you have a deep misunderstanding of modern society and should probably not comment on here until you've grown up abit.

  • @02BikerBoy You are just being evasive and not really addressing anything. We know you repress your homosexuality. And just because you make many assumptions doesn't mean everyone else does. Lol at the I have many gay friends line. Let me guess, if you were called out on being racist: 'I have many black friends' line would be wheeled out. I understand modern society just fine. Someone who finds Mary Bale a 'Legend' should consider themselves in a position where they need to mature fast.

  • @Snowblight

    No. I do have a couple of gay friends. I have no black friends and wouldn't pretend to if I got called racist.

    Don't diss Mary Bale. She IS a legend. All she did was put the vermin where it belongs.

    And I'm not the one being evasive here. This was a discussion about England and Scotland before you butted in and if you don't mind I would like to get back onto a subject that relates to the video.

  • @02BikerBoy I'm not in the way of you discussing the issues in the video, go ahead. We all know what you just said was total nonsense for the sake of argument. You being so hate filled and angst ridden I keep getting the image of you residing with your grandparents, because I can't imagine your parents being able to tolerate such a sniveling kid.

  • @02BikerBoy Hero worship a bitter old spinster as much as you like, it just say's a lot about your own condition. But it's my prerogative to despise her all I want. Remind you of granny does she.

  • @Snowblight

    As far as I know my grandmother has never had a problem with any animal and I would ask you to keep my family out of this they have nothing to do with our argument!

    Why do you hate me so much that you would try to make me out to be homophobic? I bet you've gone on my channel, seen the comments people have left me and just jumped to conclusions right?

  • @02BikerBoy I never said your granny had a problem with animals, please re-read. You are a bigot, I have read many of your comments. I have read your comments that you leave everywhere, and people are justified in calling you out on them. The homophobia is to mask your real feelings anyway, you contradict yourself see. You pretend to hate gays then in the next breath you are leaving sexually explicit comments on young mens channels. Don't play stupid.

  • @Snowblight

    I am not gay. I am happy with my sexuality. I am not happy with the ammount of gays about but I have not got a problem with them. My views on gays have changed since I joined this site so you are wrong to judge me on previously made comments. But I'm curious why are you taking so much interest in me? What have I done to make you hate me this much? I don't even know you.

  • @02BikerBoy When you say you aren't happy with the amount of gays about, after proclaiming to have gay friends...that comes across as nonsensical. I was just trying to help you come out. But obviously you are stubborn and not open to help or suggestion, you don't have to suffer and bottle it all up, it will only do harm in the long run. Maybe you could contact the Samaritans, they have impartial advice to offer and support, as your family gave up on you. Being a cock jockey isn't the end is it.